#the wiley smilies

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I demand to speak to your manager.

After having one really long night, involving a tough fight, a revivify usage, and some interrogation the party finally left the ship, to be stopped by the city guard. With no spell slots left, barely any hit points, and smelling like they hadn’t bathed in weeks, Rook pulled out her Noble pettigree and stopped the party from being arrested by demanding to speak to the manager.

#dnd #d&d #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #dm things #I cast speak with manager #I cast disguise self and become Karen #The Wiley Smilies #rook #Steve technically got arrested but he shot at the guards before he realized they were guards #Steve

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Guest characters make for a fun mix up part 2.

TL DR: Some people can win with a head butt.

So context, after breaking out of their cage, Feldspar the Earth Genasi Paladin decided fight the lizard folks unarmed in their Fantasy Underarmour.

Feldspar: I run up to the lizard and head butt them in the face! *hits unarmed strike roll*

Lizard Folk: *falls limp to the ground*

Solana: So is he dead?

Feldspar: I HEADBUTT TO KILL!

#the wiley smilies #feldspar #Solana #dnd 5e #dnd quotes #dnd shenanigans #dungeons and dragons #dungeons and dragons quotes

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Guest Characters make for a fun mix up Pt. 1

The Wiley Smilies were joined briefly by an Earth Genasi Paladin of The Archeart named Feldspar, they find Feldspar having been captured and found in a cave.

Feldspar: *succeeds on strength check for cage breaking*

DM: Feldspar you kick down the door to your cage, you’re armor has been taken but you’re in your Fantasy under armor and have your holy symbol around your neck.

Wiley Smilies: *collectively roll religion checks to recognize Feldspar’s diety” all succeeding except for Rook, a Paladin of the Archeart.*

#the wiley smilies #dnd shenanigans #dnd quotes #dungeons and dragons #dnd 5e #i homebrewed this campaign and stole deities from critical role

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The Wiley Smilies will be taking a a break well both myself and the players return to school. But my players sent this message into the group chat and it made me feel nice so I’m sharing it with everybody.

#dm things #dungeons and dragons #dnd #DnD #d&d #I love my players #wholesome dnd #i forgot to blur my name but i got eveybody else’s #Rook #Rook is the player who wrote it but all the others liked the message so its basically from everybody #the wiley smilies

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Jack Grey: I want to hit the lock with my axe.

DM: Ok, roll and attack.

Jack Grey: I rolled a 9.

DM: It’s not moving you hit, roll damage.

Jack Grey: what dice?

DM: d10

Jack Grey: I rolled 11.

DM: you rolled an 11 on a d10?

Jack Grey: Yup.

#dnd #d&d #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #dm things #shitmyplayersdo #Wiley Smilies

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You killed her!

After the party we’re all sent to prison...

Rook to the warden: Fucking fight me, you won’t.

Warden: let’s fucking go.

Warden: punches Rook in the face.

Rook: I fall down.

Solana: I cast feign death!

As the whole party proceeds to borderline start a prison riot against the warden and they get out of jail in a deal to be quiet about the state of the city prison.

#dnd #d&d #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #dm things #wiley smilies #feign death

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The Wiley Smilies

My party named themselves a couple sessions back so for specific stories from our games look for the tag “The Wiley Smilies”

#The Wiley Smileys.

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Party Roster for the Wiley Smilies

Jack Grey, Tiefling Bard, entertainer background.

Rook, Moon Elf Paladin of the Archeart, Noble Background.

Steve, Gnome Sorcerer, Hermit Background.

Solana, Gnome Cleric of the Raven Queen, Hermit Background.

Tey, High-Elf Fighter, don’t worry about his Background.

Feldspar, Earth Genasi Paladin of the Archeart, outlander Background.

Saria, Wood Elf Arcane Trickster, Urchin Background.

Goat, Goliath Druid, Outlander background.

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