We should let Aiden just… have cat ears. While we’re at it, have the Kaer Morons & Vesemir have wolf ears. Fuck it, give Jaskier wings since he’s a songbird. Let flowers grow on him since he’s named after buttercups. We deserve to have a bit of fun here
Jaskier approaching Geralt in that tavern in Posada: You dropped something.
Geralt: What?
Jaskier: Your standards. Hi, I’m Jaskier.
Straight players. Please, do tell me how you guys don’t just assume that this need of seeing Regis all the time during Blood and Wine is a crush? I mean… Amiright?
Wifey told me Jask needs to meet Roach and fuck she was RIGHT
warnings: I… went a little horse girl on main? sorry? no triggers, just cuteness. also i was tipsy whilst writing the last half so like… im sorry if theres typos or its unreadable lol
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“I’m sorry. I just have to go check on Roach before we go to dinner,” Geralt cringed as he turned away from the restaurant Jaskier had wanted to go to.
Jaskier just put a foot on Geralt’s dash and made himself comfortable, “Oh what’s wrong with our baby?”
“Our baby?” Geralt nearly swerved into a ditch.
the unbeatable witcher and his humble bard
I need to go to bed, and so may never return to and color this. But here it is, in all it’s glory. Please ignore everyone’s hands.
That’s the post.
Lambert: After all your posturing, your little speeches, you’re nothing but a common thief.
Aiden: I am an exceptional thief, wolf. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.
unpopular opinion:
Kerry is a reincarnated Jaskier
(this explains why I ship him so much with the main character)
Jaskier would use :3 :3c and >:3c fight me
Kiss your’e local bard
Geralt: i’m bi-
Jaskier: !!!
Geralt: -lingual. i speak two languages.
Jaskier: oh :(
Geralt: oh and i like guys
Jaskier: *chokes*
Aiden: *in Lambert’s lap* Pay attention to me.
Lambert: We we’re just making out two seconds ago…?
Aiden: I don’t see your point.
Just to let everyone know, when Series 2 of ‘The Witcher’ is finally released, I’ll be cancelling everything else that day. Don’t bother trying to make plans or contact me when that day comes.
Aiden: *unlacing shirt* Gods, it’s so hot in here.
Lambert: I know that but… why are you opening my shirt?
The determined toy maker