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Renfri is genuinely the most interesting Witcher character and they killed her in the first episode

#i know they killed her off that quick in the books too but still, #renfri, #the witcher

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a high school au where jaskier is the new kid at a very small high school and geralt is that one kid that no one really talks to and everyone thinks is weird.

and jaskier, on his first day at the school, sees geralt completely alone and forces himself into his life. like, it’s lunch and he’s sat alone at a table outside, and he spots this pretty boy and walks right over.

jaskier always sits with geralt, not even knowing his name, and they just become really good friends. eventually, geralt starts answering jaskier’s questions, and jaskier learns so much about him.

but most importantly, he learns just how talkative geralt is. he tells full stories and discusses things in great detail. he infodumps history trivia and talks about sword fighting techniques.

jaskier also learns geralt has a car when he asks him out.

and jaskier learns that geralt knows how to kiss someone in a car when they kiss in his car at the end of their date.

#yes i am painfully american, #yes i wrote this half asleep, #if u want something more refined about this, #please feel free to bully me into it, #what if jaskier has braces in this au..., #WHAT IF LAMBERT HAS BRACES IN THIS AU...., #i am Thinking............., #jaskier, #dandelion, #julian alfred pankratz, #geralt of rivia, #geraskier, #gerlion, #geralt x jaskier, #geralt x dandelion, #the witcher, #shut up ori

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Can someone link me up with the video is Joey Batey creating Greg? I can’t find it anymore

😩😩😩

I’ll love you for life

#jaskier, #geralt of rivia, #the witcher, #yennefer of vengerberg, #cirilla of cintra, #geralt, #im tagging everything, #hopefully i get a response, #greg, #greg the horse, #greg the monster, #i love joey, #joey batey, #netflix the witcher, #dandelion, #buttercup

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The Silence of the Spider's Thread - Chapter 1 - Eloquent_Dreams - The Witcher (TV) [Archive of Our Own]https://archiveofourown.org/works/24250321

Here’s a link to my Jaskier whump fic! :3 I’ve gotten some replies to my posts about it asking for a link, so I thought I’d post it!

Character, Tags, and Summary tunder the cut!

Keep reading

#I posted it already BUT it was like 2 a.m. so everyone (literally) slept on it, #witcher fanfic, #the witcher, #fanfic, #whump, #jaskier, #geralt, #geraskier, #geralt x jaskier, #geralt of rivia, #jaskier whump, #whump fanfic, #fanfiction, #mine, #my writing

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Nonnie my dear are you trying to murder me???

Geralt is huge! I picture him all dirty and sweaty coming to your cottage and he just looms at the door and just the sight of him is enough to set your heart racing. And there’s that moment of pregnant silence as he takes you in before he pounces and pins to the nearest surface.

He’s like a wild animal in need of release, tearing at your clothing while you struggle with his belt and breeches until he’s free and you can take him and it’s pure heaven even if it’s hard and fast and rough, your nails digging on the worn leather of his clothing, his grunts and growls filling your ear like music and you’re climbing to your ecstasy along with him.

When you two recover from the raw and desperate union, Geralt smiles at you much softer, peering your face with lingering kisses as you welcome him home. All he needs now is a bath, a bed and you.

#geralt of rivia, #the witcher, #geralt imagine

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#Jaskier, #the witcher, #the witcher netflix, #incorrect the witcher quote, #the witcher s1, #the witcher 1x02, #four marks, #Geralt, #Geralt of Rivia, #Posada, #you don't wanna keep a man with bread in his pants waiting, #Jaskier is a content creator, #isn't that how that scene goes? lol, #also this is legit what content creators think

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I don’t know why the lake loosing its “walking on water” properties after Geralt takes the sword is so funny, but it is.

#the witcher, #blood and wine

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Hey everyone! Reblog and tell everyone what you feed your geralt the most in The Witcher games. Mine only eats raw meat and dumplings

#the witcher 3, #the witcher, #geralt of rivia

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I love the cliffs in the distance. At first I thought they were ruins, but they just turned out to be cliffs.

#the witcher, #blood and wine

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Demisexual/Heteroromantic Jaskier Icons

For anon

#jaskier, #jaskier icons, #the witcher, #the witcher icons, #pride icons, #demisexual icons, #demi icons, #pride, #request, #send requests, #requests open

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Literally every other human being: STAY BACK, IT’S A SCARY WITCHER!

Jaskier, walking towards Geralt, ignoring the screams of horror around him: Scary, scary Witcher. Scary face. *boops Geralt on the nose* And so adorable. Charming. I like me a little danger. Excuse me while I follow you to the end of the earth.

Geralt: *confused and overwhelmed hmmm*

#geralt/jaskier, #geralt x jaskier, #geralt of rivia, #geraskier, #gerald, #jaskier, #witcher netflix, #geralt the witcher, #witcher, #the witcher, #julian alfred pankratz, #dandilion, #geralt x dandelion, #dandellion, #dandelion, #geralt, #geralt z rivii

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Jaskier sleeping with married women is played for comedy, but it hits differently when your remember that even though it’s fantasy, there’s still the patriarchy, and the alternative is him deflowering maidens and skipping town the next day. What I’m saying is he’s an ethical slut.

#jaskier, #dandelion, #the witcher, #my post

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eldritch!jaskier moodboard

based on my au here

bottom left art by nottsuo on deviantart

tbh I just made this hoping it will inspire me to finish part 2 tonight. Jaskier in this au is based (very) loosely on Lovecraft’s Shoggoths.

#the witcher, #jaskier, #eldritch!jaskier, #creature!jaskier, #moodboard, #the witcher au, #my edit, #rj.txt, #pt 2 is just eluding me my dudes, #it always either ends up too fucked up or too soft, #but im working on it, #tonight is gonna be my night

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A bra with cups and adjustable straps and hooks on the back in canon universe Witcher art?? I’m gonna go lay down

#idk much about historical undies but I know ENOUGH, #i’m still just, #🤨🤨🤨, #personal, #dj khaled voice: another one, #to keep this out of the tracked tags hopefully, #costume design, #the witcher

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Toussaint: scenery (2/3)

#toussaint, #the witcher 3, #the witcher, #the witcher games, #tw3, #cdpr, #videogames, #videogame screenshots, #beauclair, #mount gorgon, #sansretour, #scenery, #blood and wine, #the witcher dlc, #ansel, #ansel screenshots, #nvidia ansel

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Would Anyone With Mod Experience be down to Help Mod an 18+ Discord Witcher Server?

I need some folks with Mod Experience to help me Mod and 18+ Witcher Server I’m working on creating. I’m a first time Mod and hoping to get some help.

I’m looking for:

Mods (4)- help me run the server when I’m not around, you can assign roles, add emojis, post in the rules/announcements channels, kick people if need be, manage channels, etc. I do need at least 1 person okay with running the non/dubcon channels (because I’m really not, so I’m gonna delegate it to someone who is). ((Role name is @Witcher in the server))

Assistant Mods (3)- in training to become Mods, should one need to back out or if the server grows and we feel we need another Mod. More in charge of the making sure discussions and channels are kept in order and abide by rules, but can also can assign roles and add emojis. EXPERIENCE NOT NECESSARY FOR THIS POSITION. You’ll be there to learn! I also need at least one person okay with helping run the non/dubcon channel (because I’m not and I always wanna have someone who is in the mod staff) ((Role name is @Apprentices in server))

Requirements:

18+
Experience, unless applying for Assistant Mod Specifically

How to apply:

Either shoot me a DM on here, or HMU on Discord (Kestrel (They/He) #1792) Tell me your name or screen name, courage and pronouns, experience, of you’re comfortable helping with the darkfic server, and why you’d like to be a Mod/Assistant Mod Feel free to ask any questions as well!!

#the witcher, #seeking mods, #geralt of rivia, #jaskier, #witcher ciri, #yennefer of vengerberg, #eskel, #lambert, #vesemir, #the witcher 3

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7.6 mb apparently works, sorry mobile people. Meta soon.