#the witcher funny

[somelonelywordmonger]

Season 3 Part 2 of The Witcher, but it is out of context:

There is a little horse

Ciri goes on a vision quest

People and objects are exploding in record numbers

FIRE

Papa Bear is angry

Dear friend

At one point there is a human pincushion

The water no work

Someone has to pay

There are too many sides to this coin that you tossed to the Witcher

Emhyr teams up with an alien

Tissaia becomes Elsa because she failed to let it go

Good thing you like pain

MORE FIRE

Allow me to slam this lizard a few times

Don’t mess with little girls dolls

Once a cheater always a cheater just as once a betrayer always a betrayer

You’d be dead by now

#the witcher #the witcher season 3 #the witcher season 3 spoilers #the witcher spoilers #the witcher 3 spoilers #the witcher season 3 part 2 spoilers #netflix #the witcher season 3 part 2 #the witcher funny #out of context

[ragingstillness]

Witcher au:

When Geralt and Ciri arrive at the keep for winter they decide to fuck with everyone a little bit and claim that Ciri is Geralt’s biological daughter. It’s just supposed to be a single line to get a laugh but when someone exclaims that’s impossible Ciri, without missing a step, says, oh it turns out that witchers can reproduce asexually, I’m his little clone, and everyone starts losing their minds.

#the witcher #the Witcher funny #geralt of rivia #cirilla of cintra

[fluffyninja91]

Sorry not sorry

#1670 #1670 netflix #the witcher #netflix #memes #funny stuff #my edit #my memes

[mentallyinvernation]

Jaskier in s4 seconds after seeing Geralt:

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #Jaskier #geraskier #netflix #just because you can doesn't mean you should #henry cavill #absolutely no hate to Hemsworth #I barely even go here anymore but the loss of Henry Cavill's Hm/fuck is devastating to me #also everyone's reaction is so funny

[patroclusdefencesquad]

whoever is now running this account i'm obsessed with you

#they're being so FUNNY all of a sudden #radio silence and then all of a sudden it's like a tumblr user has taken over #the witcher

[squeepotatoes]

#i made a meme #the witcher (tv) #the witcher #ftr i don't care that much #i think recasting is okay #and we don't actually know the reasons #but funny

[swirley1618]

#joey batey #henry cavill #witcher #the witcher #jaskier #dandelion #funny

[ubernoona]

#the amazing devil #joey batey #the witcher #im funny sometimes

[gwentbleidd]

still my favorite thing about all this is that joey batey really woke up one day, said 'hell yeah queer jaskier' and made thousands of people SO mad

#i'm polish and lemme tell you something #polish str8s are so angry rn it's so funny #imagine u get mad at random points during the day and can't sleep at night bc a fictional man kissed another man lmao??? #'it wasn't in the books' boi do u wanna talk about what wasn't in the books but was in the netflix series i'll go first #they just make stuff up from the very beginning #anyway stan jaskier bi agenda #jaskier #dandelion #wiedźmin #the witcher #season 3 #geralt of rivia #geralt z rivii #geraskier #radskier #radovid #joey batey #hugh skinner

[bluedillylee]

Radovid you gotta attain poor little meow meow status BEFORE you try to kidnap Ciri! Now you’ve triggered his attack mode 😤

#The witcher #witcher s3 spoilers #witcher netflix #jaskier #radovid #yennefer of vengerberg #radakier #Yennskier #I love when Jaskier is a hypocrite #It’s funny

[eileensdress]

Youre laughing. Henry Cavill quit the Witcher because of Superman and then immediately got dropped from Superman and you’re laughing.

#THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY #something something karmas a bitch #he went from playing TWO icons to none in a matter of MONTHS #the witcher #witcherposting #henry cavill

[bodhrancomedy]

I took a year off, cut you bitches some slack, tell a friend to tell a friend, Radek Soklov is back!

(I think the Witcher needs a wee mad, slightly hyper Deaf alchemist)

#deaf #tiktok #queer #funny #video #actor #everything needs a deaf #the Witcher #Witcher #witcher geralt

[yetanotherknitter]

it has been? months??? years????? I have had a dramatic break up and begrudging reconciliation with the Netflix Witcher and I still! can't! stop! thinking about that moment in s2 when yen hears jaskier playing in the distance and just. relaxes.

specifically I can't stop thinking about it in the context of that OTHER moment in s2 where yennefer reunites with her friends at aretuza and they spend the first few minutes being Very Mean before clinging to each other in abject relief they're all alive and y'all I think yennefer thinks she and jaskier are friends

like, they've known each other for decades and they meet up every so often to trade snide remarks and drink and maybe commiserate over geralt being *gestures at all of geralt* and that's basically friendship right? at least, according to her shitty childhood and all the socialization she got at the trauma factory of aretuza they're practically besties

#witcher netflix #the witcher #guys the concept of this is so fucking funny to me #jaskier thinks theyre bitter enemies and yennefer if just. basking in the warm glow of friendship #and gertalt is Not It for clearing that mess up #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier

[cat-cosplay]

"Wind's meowing..."

#the witcher #geralt of rivera #cat cosplay #cosplay #cats #kitty #cats in costumes #cat #fan art #cat costume #cats of tumblr #aww #leather armor #pet armor #cat armor #leatherwork #school of the cat #humor #funny #pics #pictures

[madame-helen]

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #funny meme #funny humor #adaptations #lotr #lord of the rings #the rings of power #game of thrones #amazon #the witcher #hbo #netflix #one piece #dragon ball #dragon ball evolution #irony #joke

[artistsfuneral]

At the mountain™ Geralt yells at Jaskier and Jaskier responds by loosing his opacity in front of Geralt's eyes. He does a A no Hana, fades away into sunlight and sparkles, maybe makes a peace-out sign while Geralt stands there like @ - @ "Jaskier?"

#this looks so funny in my head #rambles #the witcher #geraskier #jaskier #geralt #witcher #artistsfuneral about the witcher #geralt of rivia