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spielzeugkaiser · 9 months
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The ages in this show!! I have made some jokes about this before, but it gets me - with aging Ciri up and bringing her closer to Jaskiers age when they meet I can not help but draw parallels. Like Geralt bonded way differently with both of them (which makes sense because Ciri has been his Child surprise since birth and Jaskier just randomly turned up one day and followed him like a puppy) but it's so funny to me. also I'm 100% sure Jaskier was horny as fuck from the beginning so there was a whole different vibe from the get go
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thewitcherdaily · 1 year
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#are they even your bestie if you don’t greet them with insults?
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demigoddessqueens · 10 months
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*me, at the Trope™️ store
The reluctant father figure who adopts a scruffy child?
Yes I would like some more please 🙏
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thewitchersdaily · 1 year
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The Sandpiper? That’s the one. He performs here every night.
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arcaneviolence · 1 month
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Burn care
deleted scene from s2 real not fake
if you see this twice thats cause I'm silly and accidentally deleted it wopsie
comms are open tee hee
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hannibard · 2 months
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Thanks for coming to my ted talk
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bluedillylee · 2 years
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Have you ever thought you were best friends with someone only to later realize that the other person thought of you as a friend but not a particularly close one?
That’s my theory of where jaskier’s head is at after the season 2 finale
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the empress
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vansshitposting · 1 year
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Is it just me or is it the same horse?
Roach my love, I-
TOSS A COIN TO YOUR TSAR.
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The saddest thing is the witcher could have portrayed healthy found familial relationship in a non-traditional way, but they went and forced yennefer into the role of mother, geralt into the role of father, completely did away with jaskier, and didn't even bother to consider that every single witcher in Kaer Morhen could be considered ciris father, but no, there's a husband and a wife and a child and that's all there is to it
#witcher#the witcher netflix#geralt of rivia#jaskier#yennefer of vengerberg#also yennefer is historically NOT a good maternal figure for ciri#it was so ooc for geralt to just completely forgive her at th end of s2#like i have never had a child but i do have nieces and nephews and they are very dear to me#and if anyone pulled that sort of shit with them i would hunt them and waterboard them not cuddle them on a battlement jesus christ#also the fact that like the witchers are relegated to uncle positions is so fucking dumb#a girl can and should have 20 dads if she wants#bc like kaer morhen is basically a commune right#so they good have given us some good non stereotypical family vibes maybe some polyam#but they ruined it#they gave us two people who could barely stand each other forom the time they met and a lady who traumatised this guys daughter#and they were like nah its fine theyre gonna live happily ever after#WHERES THE FUCKING BARD#IS HE LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER#also fuck socially acceptable family dynamics and fuck netflix and fuck whoevers writing these godawful scripts (fuck henry cavill?)#and fuck the last episode for that unsatisfactory scene where they just cuddle up on a fucking roof like yen didnt give ciri trust issues#for decades to come#if i was geralt i would have slit her throat then and there#nothing comes before children#i was gonna be done here but its so narratively unsatisfactory like they havent seen each other in a year(s?) and his loyalty is with her#instead of his own daughter???#the man who prizes morality and justice over everything else?? is fine with dragging a literal child into her need for power??#what. the fuck.#okay im done#it could have been good but netflix fucked it the way they do everything so#fuck you netflix
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thewitcherdaily · 6 months
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Joey Batey as Jaskier | The Witcher (2019-)
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mother-mommy · 22 days
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They had the same exact hair journey throughout seasons 2 and 3 of their respective shows, no I will not elaborate
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heytheredeann · 10 months
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Jaskier: My sarcasm will probably get me killed one day. Someone could hold a knife to me and I'd probably say "what are you gonna do, stab me?"
Geralt: ...
Jaskier: or it will get me kissed *winks at Geralt.
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autistic-echo · 1 year
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the thing i have the biggest beef with in the witcher netflix is the fact that the writers seem to. like. not like jaskier. like they make geralt be a dick to him “i’m not your friend” and then have geralt turn around and be friendly and affectionate with loads of other characters. moussack “old friend”, that flashback with eskel, “you’re important to me, triss” why can’t we get this same energy with jaskier. begging for a proper apology in season 3 that jaskier doesn’t have to basically fish out of geralt my dude deserves better
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goblinpostingbehavior · 9 months
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For all of us who are fic writers and belong to the Witcher fandom and the Good Omens fandom… we were well fed but it came at a heavy price. Give us time to collect ourselves from emotional devastation. I need at least two business weeks to process.
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