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[yourmusicmuse]

Okay so since I last shared memes, I watched the entirety of season 2 in 24 hours and I'm a fourth of the way through season 3- I'm more educated now :3

Expect so much from me when I finish season 3 I will be unhinged <3

#the witcher #the witcher netflix #the witcher memes #the witcher textposts #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #geralt of rivia #yennefer of vengerberg #cirilla of cintra #istredd #radovid #king vizimir #geraskier #yennskier #joey batey #henry cavill #anya chalotra #freya allan #royce pierreson #hugh skinner #the brainrot is. so so strong.

[jaskefer]

jaskier grabs his lute when he goes outside to see what made the noise because it’s the closest thing to a weapon he has near him in the moment. so when he hands the lute to radovid, he’s giving up his only means of defense—literally, but also figuratively, as his songs and performative nature represent the mask that he also hides behind

#angel.txt #the witcher #radskier #jaskier #textposts #going insane about them endlessly #twn spoilers

[teathattast]

I have a crush on Yennefer from The Witcher Netflix series 🙈

#textpost #teathattast #witcher yennefer #the witcher

[hanzajesthanza]

the witcher, a. sapkowski

the beginning:

geralt: [walks into an inn]

people: “he’s rivian, get his ass”

geralt: [isn’t even rivian]

the ending:

geralt: [walks into rivia]

people: “he’s an elf, get his ass”

geralt: [isn’t even an elf]

#my tags were funny so heres a textpost #txt #the witcher books #because i wish to eat a third donut #c: geralt

[silver-horse]

I would kill for an RPG that takes place in the witcher universe... and by RPG I mean full on RPG experience where you can create your own character (not just male option) and customise their appearance and buy your own horse and name your horse and screw the local pretty elven prostitutes etc.

#tipsy posting but okay to reblog #to be clear... I know women are not supposed to be witchers. my solution to this would be to make the female option a sorcerer #same universe.... same game... but a somewhat different RP based on what you choose to roleplay #but also CDPR somewhat already ignored the whole “women can't be witchers” thing... so really anything could work #the witcher #the witcher 3 #video games #my post #my posts #my thoughts #text post #textposts

[kuwdora]

The Witcher Netflix - 3x08 Episode Reaction In season 3 of The Witcher Netflix we got our first look inside the Nilfgaardian Empire. I was taken by surprise because sometimes I think the show isn't subtle with certain things. Sometimes showing without telling. Or telling without showing in a way doesn't offer viewers enough information to understand the impact of a creative choice. The glimpses we got of Nilfgaard are, in my opinion, a subtle bit of worldbuilding that doesn't lose its impact without showing too much or telling too little. In the books Nilfgaard's culture and history, its military strategy--it's all pastiche from different historical empires. That is a hallmark of Sapko's style. I'm sure other people have spoken more definitively about that on tumblr and elsewhere. CDPR absorbed a lot of Roman Empire influences from the books for its own take for Nilfgaard. And now we can see TWN's production is also picking up on that as well and going with Eastern Roman Empire (Byzantine) flavor. So let me share a few screenshots from episode 3x08 that caught my eye. This is a mini-commentary with some thoughts, not a deep analysis. We had this establishing shot of a Nilfgaardian city (which I'm presuming to be the capital). This looks like Constantinople to me.

A modern day photo of Constantinople ruins for comparison:

Next we have Emhyr with several men dressed in what comes off as very Eastern Orthodox-inspired vestments, right down to the monastic headwear (mitre, I think?). I'll leave more the in depth TWN and costume critical takedown to perseruna. But those hats definitely kept screaming Eastern Orthodoxy at me and making me circle back to Eastern Roman Empire.

And finally we have this scene of Francesca and Fringilla in the church. In all of my groupchats everyone was losing their mind about their conversation and heartbreak. But I was losing my mind over the fact that they were a) in a Nilfgaardian church or temple and b) this shot was framed in such a way to show us the statue of an ambiguous church figure in the background. Standing in between Fringilla and Francesca, no less.

I can't help but think this might be a statue of the Nilfgaardian Emperor who, in the books, is implied to be a prophet or important figure in the religious sphere.

"...Recently the main topic of preaching has been of a Saviour who will come from the south. From the south! From beyond the Yaruga!” “The White Flame,” muttered Demavend. “White Chill will come to be, and after it the White Light. And then the world will be reborn through the White Flame and the White Queen… I’ve heard it, too. It’s a travesty of the prophecy of Ithlinne aep Aevenien, the elven seeress. I gave orders to catch one cleric who was going on about it in the Vengerberg market place and the torturer asked him politely and at length how much gold the prophet had received from Emhyr for doing it… But the preacher only prattled on about the White Flame and the White Queen… the same thing, to the very end.” -Blood of Elves

(thank you to @akilah12902 for sourcing this quote for me when I was looking for help!) This just reaffirms my thoughts that Fringilla and Francesca are arguing before a statue of Emhyr. A surprising amount of symbolism for this scene and show. Anyway. This was my main takeaway from 3x08. It was nice to be pleasantly surprised by this.

#twn #twn season 3 #witcher meta and thoughts #kuwdora's witcher screaming #not really screaming but i tagged all my other episode reactions under that so here i am i guess #blogdora #textpost

[hecatesbroom]

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[slightly-more-valid-prongs]

regulus, pointing at snape: what's wrong with him?

james: what isn't?

remus, nudging james: he's just annoying.

sirius: he was kicked in the balls by an ox as a child.

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[magic-multicolored-miracle]

The Witcher S3 Ep 1: Shaerrawedd AKA Oh we're coming straight for MY EMOTIONS?! Rude.

If the rest of this season carries along the same kind of route as this episode, I'm very concerned for my emotional state. This was a beautiful rollercoaster.

Who the fuck in the unnecessarily long words are these bitches?

Oh, never mind they don't matter, cool.

Ooh, I like this narration/the "Dear friend" letters. But I think there are less aggressive ways to "send" them...

Is Geralt just using Continent AirBnB? Where does he keep finding full ass houses with conveniently 2 separate living areas?

Yarpen's got a point, disguises are great for hiding

The pining, the bonding. I love this tiny disaster family

Also this loose fluffy hair and casual look for Yennefer is 👀 10/10 (as always, but perhaps especially?)

Subtle Yennefer, real subtle

Okaaay Dara. Growing up and glowing up

Is that Stephen Robbie Amell?

So they're actually called The Squirels, it's not some slang/insult?

Oh no. He's a Redanian prince-spy...my baby's gonna get his heart broken

😂 rock-paper-scissors over who gets the shitty job. I love it

Ooh, Philippa, what are you up to? Because that was both sexy and incredibly sinister

Don't worry Ciri, Geralt has a chronic case of foot-in-mouth, just ignore him. You look fantastic

Ohhhh, that's why she was dressed like that again. It's a new party and a reminder for Geralt 👀👀

Ciri, timing *sigh* Also, I've got a bad feeling about this...

Well you're an ugly roly-poly...I'll take 6

I like the false-start music to match the false-start fight.

"Seemingly" innocuous. I like that

Also, this is a good look Jaskier 👀

Nice catch princeling

He did not know. But I love their friendship. Is it friendship? I think it is

Ooh good, we kept the coat. I love that coat

Also this stitched jerkin-style leather armor is 100x better than the moulded shit Geralt's been wearing the last two seasons

Aww, Mom and Dad storytime. But damn Geralt, way to bring down the mood

Oh Honey. That's a good dream. But a lot to take on alone. I believe in you though. And want to give you a great big hug.

Ah yes, follow the mage alone to who knows where, where he has has the upper hand. Genius idea.

Oh shit. Not the confrontation I was expecting

The scream I just screampt. I swear to god, I cannot take Jaskier in danger

Aww, look they do love him 🥺

Ok but ma'am this is kinda your fault? You could have prepared better, or told your people the truth, or picked anywhere else for your ambush

Ominous. Who's even left to get dragged into this shitshow?

Aww, she's worried about her dad.

I'm excited for the return of "Geralt and Jaskier adventures"

🥺🥺

Jaskier...honey no...baby...I just...my heart...

Why does Aratuza seem Extra Creepy?

Aww, Geralt. That was actually really sweet

Ah right, Emperor Creepy Dad...I was hoping I could pretend to forget about you.

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[yourmusicmuse]

So if you haven't been able to tell, I'm in a bit of a Witcher hyperfixation so I made some textpost memes!! Please no Season 2 or Season 3 spoilers in the tags because ya girl has only seen Season 1 bc I'm as slow as a snail lolol

But I hope these make you smile or laugh :D

#the witcher #the witcher netflix #geralt of rivia #jaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #cirilla of cintra #the witcher memes #textpost memes #geraskier #yenralt #okay so i haven't started season two yet but im not over how jaskier looks like a sad wet puppy #henry cavill #anya chalotra #joey batey #freya allan #i try so hard to be funny and i hope yall find it funny too 🙏

[jaskefer]

help i’m just now realizing that radovid told jaskier to play a song “about [his] white haired witcher” and then jaskier goes on to play extraordinary things… no wonder he asks if the witcher knows how lucky he is to have him bskdndkd

#this is the new ‘firefucker?’ ‘homewrecker?’ #angel.txt #the witcher #jaskier #radovid #radskier #textposts #twn spoilers

[teathattast]

Just got casted as Gerald for season for of the witchers 🙏

#the witcher #the witcher netflix #textpost #teathattast

[hanzajesthanza]

i think the witcher makes me feel a profound sadness every night because it’s about all the things we love so much, or that we wish we had, but can never get back. the tragedy of the uncontrollable. the pain of loss.

ciri, despite her youth and innocence, loses her home and family and then she even her adoptive parents, and then she even loses her youth and her innocence, and is left with nothing but a grotesque scar symbolizing her trauma that doesn’t fit her childlike face and a hardened, green glare. and a sword, which is only a burden.

her parents, despite their incredible love for her, despite all of their agony and sacrifice to get her back, despite their own loss of their honor, their pride, their blood — they lose her too. they lose a child, the most tragic loss of all.

dandelion loses his best friend, clutching at his memories like the weeds growing by loch eskalott, trying to grasp the last twenty years to write his memoires.

milva hears her father’s words when she shoots, and his wheezing echoes in her mind.

regis lost himself, his entire life, all the people he ever loved and chased away.

cahir, despite his large family that loves him more than imperial orders, can never return to darn dyffrya, feel the sun on his face in vicovaro ever again.

angoulême wonders if her mother would have loved her had she not abandoned her, imagines what her hand patting her head in praise could have felt like.

and then geralt loses them. all of them, one by one.

and nimue, reading about it all, can never meet the figures of the legend she has obsessed over for years and years… she has her part to play in it, she can know their voices from dialogues and know their faces from etchings, but will never be able to tell them she loves them, tell them how much they mean to her.

even when they find what they’re searching for, even when they find what they’ve desired so — it’s only for a bittersweet moment. they shortly lose it again. everyone in this series is so intertwined together and caught in the same snare of destiny, and at the very same time so very alone and abandoned

#additional edit: this textpost brought to you by carolina in my mind #edit: and no one’s loss is the exact same! even though there are parallels — everyone suffers differently. #i used to feel guilty describing my experience as ‘loss’ because it wasn’t pertaining to death and that’s typically what loss insinuates #but you can lose so many things outside of death. and inside of death i don’t rule that out — but for me at least #the witcher books made me realize there are soooo sooo many ways to suffer and girl i’m not special lol #like all the protagonists experience this horrid sadness and tragedy and they KEEP LIVING and then they SUFFER EVEN MORE and then they DIE #and its like omg thats horrifying but like that didnt make the read any less enjoyable. in fact it made it more so #if they just were happy all the time there would be no story #so it made me realize that even if you are suffering or even if you have lost. life is still worth living #and also that rage and ‘bad’ emotions and selfishness and all these evil things that rise up from within a person are in fact natural #the creation of children of contempt seems almost unavoidable in the world we live in #but the point is that you cant stay a child of contempt. you have to humble yourself or someone else (BONHART) will humble you #dont hurt others or leo bonhart will snatch that beret with the rooster feather right off your ashen-blonde head #the witcher books #txt #analysis #kind of? analysis: a big theme in this is loss. lol kind of obvious not really groundbreaking you’ll have to forgive me #f: a hansa's a hansa #f: i want to see the sky #damn who would think a war saga would be a tragedy smh #obv /s #personal

[13thstreetstation]

tough cold men who barely express their emotions suddenly going soft for the people they love is something that will always make my heart flutter because i just watched witcher and i'll tell you the five seconds when geralt and ciri hug in season 1 is my favorite scene ever like i've been staring at it for hours and now it's my fucking wallpaper how crazy is that

#geralt of rivia broke me #witcher text posts #ciri and geralt #textposts #relatable #im so soft for this #witcher #the witcher netflix #ciri #princess cirilla #just random things #just ranting

[kuwdora]

can i have a gold star for wrangling my creative brainweasles?? I didn't go back and restlessly edit my posted ficlet (reveals soon!) even though I wanted to but knew it would just lead to further narrative spiraling that I don't need right now. NOR did i start any new projects this weekend. i sat down and pecked away with some edits for my geraskefer WIP. it has been grueling because I think my brain is still a little broken and I'm having because of capitalism and plague anxieties. but my god i can almost see the finish line. the ending. i yearn to finish. to post. to fly high on Finishing a Thing and take my momentum to the next project. in any case my to-do list for today is so long but maybe I can manage some more work on this wip tonight. Or maybe I will fire up my audiobook for baptism of fire and throw some paint on a canvas.

#writingdora #the writing process #agony. i may have to be refilling the creative well soon and go back to input mode instead of output mode #even though i still have. so many unfinished wips and vids. like. at least 50k minimum. and scraps of witcher and nonwitcher vids #my witcher wips #textpost