#the young racers

[movieposters1]

#the young racers

[phoenixyfriend]

something something one of those those "Jango falls for Courtesan/Stripper/NightclubSinger/TrophyWife!Obi-Wan" AUs...

But instead Obi-Wan actually being a sex worker, he's undercover and still a Jedi, and either:

They split ways and run into each other a few months later with Obi-Wan in full Prude Beige Knight mode OR

The situation goes pear-shaped while they're still flirting and Obi-Wan has to break cover to grab a senator and jump out a window and suddenly this half-dressed glittery Person is batting away shots with a lightsaber and there's a bratty twelve-year-old who ALSO has a lightsaber threatening people with I Will Eat Your Liver if they keep staring at his dad's ass just because the sequined sheathe dress tore in a sexy place

#jangobi #jango fett #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #star wars #phoenix talks #undercover au #undercover as sex worker #to be clear: I do enjoy sex worker AUs both as a form of entertainment and in their surprising weight in normalization of sex work #they've done an unprecedented amount of work humanizing the profession #for sheltered young people who might have otherwise needed a lot longer to get over their prejudices #and while in my case I started on that path of Recognizing People As People through reading firsthand accounts by sex workers online #the impact that sex worker AUs have had on that whole situation is not to be dismissed #but also they're just fun to read? they're entertaining in the way any profession-based AU can be #I'm just as eager to read a sex work AU as I am to read a senator AU or racer au or college professor au etc #...anyway I just realized that the original post could theoretically be read as 'sex worker AUs bad' and I don't want anyone to think that

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Kon: Aw, my ice cream melted before I could eat it

Tim: Melted ice cream. A cornerstone of life

Bart: Yeah, like your alarm clock not going off or your shoelaces coming undone or getting possessed by a death god or-

Cassie: Wait, what was that last one?

Bart: You know, when you get possessed by a death god. It happens all the time, it's so annoying.

Bart: Between Barry, Wally and me, we've been possessed by four different death gods six different times!!!

Bart: It's the worst part of the year. Gives me a headache every time.

Tim:

Cassie:

Kon:

Kon: I feel like we're ignoring my ice cream situation over here

#in order Black Flash. Black Lantern. Black Flash. Black Racer. Black Flash. Horseman of the Apocalypse. #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #impulse #bart allen #kon el #conner kent #superboy #tim drake #robin #red robin #cassie sandsmark #wonder girl #young justice #wally west #barry allen

[motocrunch]

#Honda cb550 #custom motorbike #honda classic #honda motorcycles #moto love #motorcycle #motorbike #lifestyle #moto adventure #classic bike #moto life #motorcyclelove #cafe racer #Brady Young builde

[sp0o0kylights]

I call on ya'll to send me your fav Gareth centric and or Steve whump fics, I signed the papers to sell my horse.

He's headed to a perfect home, a place that will keep him forever and do exactly what he loves doing but its still bittersweet.

Does not help that no one's got a horse to lease/ride and horses are my main form of irl community so I'm in suffering laaaaand

#wont be making a second attempt at a purchase until i #land a job and #finish recovering from the impact injury said horse gave me #gotta love young green ex racers #im so happy he gets to do and be what je truly loves and im haply i could give that to him after it all

[stroebe2]

all timer

#metro boomin #young thug #metro thuggin #speed racer #SoundCloud

[tennessoui]

about ur extras au,,, i have a canon au in my head of like. when anakin is a child on tatooine he and his friends keep making a deal with a director filming a prestige tv show of like. they’re in the background of every outdoor scene but sometimes one of them pretends to die tragically to represent slavery, and then as Ani is a podracer he gets asked to be in an indie film as a characters little brother, and then as Anakin’s a jedi he becomes a famous core worlds podracer/swoop racer under obi-wans nose, (like in that one ask u answered a few months ago where obi-Wan got jealous of all those people who got to admire his padawan)

and when they become famous jedi during the war, it gets dug back up and anakin has to just. fucking cringe because now obi-wans gonna KNOW but Obi-Wan now is jealous of all of anakin’s fans (bc u know with his looks there’s a fanclub)

ooo tbh this is sooo good!! it does remind me of the ask i got a few months back where anakin is a child star via his pod racing skills and keeps getting recognized (and admired) and obi-wan doesn't realize this and thinks his padawan is just being lusted after the galaxy over

but it also reminds me of my space actors au where anakin gets discovered as a child actor on tatooine and sort of rises through the ranks (mostly in porn films when he becomes legalish) and obi-wan is a very famous actor in his own right who is sort of becoming a more retired star but they get cast together in the same movie and uh sparks fly but only if the sparks are like. weapons of mass destruction.

but eventually they fall in love

tbh i guess i only have so many pathways in my head where actors. + space + young + obikin can go tbh

#asks #obikin #extras au #but this is really great too #i feel like i would read the fuck out of a child athlete/podstar anakin in a gffa au #i dont actually know many pod racer anakin x jedi obi-wan aus and i love that combo #but also lets linger in the idea of anakin having this storied history as a young kid #before he comes to obi-wan #and the jedi #and obi-wan being like constantly surprised by it as anakin grows up #even when they're both generals! #still shocked still ruffled lol

[skitskatdacat63]

This being Wikipedia's picture of Jenson for the 2009 season is insane, every time I open the page, I'm like "my god Jenson please, put your tits away 🫣" ALSO ALSO IM CRYING, I checked the pic's descrip and it's literally: "A very fit Jense", so true!!!

#the best fireproofs frrrrr 🤤🤤 #i check 2009 a lot and literally every time i have to take at least a few seconds to stare at this picture #every single time im like....my god jense... #whoever picked this one for it props to you #wikipedia's pictures for racers is one of those things i feel incredibly specific over(if that makes sense?) #the thing that bothers me so much is itll be the page for like 2018 and then the pic of the driver is from before that season #tho the worst is when its a pic of them not even in the correct team 😡 #if i could do anything in the world it would be to edit all the season pages with proper pics #these should generally be a headshot from the proper year imo #the year thing really bothers me honestly bcs i feel like it should be proper yr so you know what the driver from then actually looks like #example: why does lewis have the same pic for 2016-2021 but 2018 randomly has a different one?? #AND WHY IS CHECO'S PIC FOR 2021 FROM 2019 WHEN HE WAS IN RACING POINT #^ its like 'sergio perez driving for rbr' then why tf is he wearing racing point gear.......... #another ex. max's 2023 pic is from 2017 broooooo it makes him look so young #i just think it gives a really inaccurate view of the season #if im looking at the wiki page for 2023 i wanna know what the wdc leader looks like now...not what he looked like 6 years ago.... #anyways that being said im fine with this one particularly bcs its accurate and also very 😳 #catie.rambling.txt #jenson button

[boanerges20]

Harley Davidson FXSB "Odessa" by Young Guns Speed Shop.

#motorcycle #harley davidson #softail #fxsb #odessa #young guns speed shop #cafe racer #caferacer #moto love #lifestyle

[miss617]

Speed Racer is exactly what you would expect an adaptation of Speed Racer by the Wachowski sisters to be like so I dunno what people were so bent outta shape about in 2008

#speed racer #the wachowskis #speed racer 2008 #a young man experiences disillusionment #finds out the world he thought he knew is a lie #teams up with some rebels #becomes a symbol for hope #black leather #what more did people want?

[tessathegamefreak]

So, whenever I talk of my WIR Next Gen AU, people tend to ask me about a particular child. So to answer those questions...

Steep

This is one of my first digital renditions of Steep. He is another child from my Next Gen AU - Wreck-It Ralph: Modified.

When Steep was younger, he was founded by the now adult Sugar Rush racers. Assuming he was a glitch that spawned into their game, the Sugar Rush racers figured that by helping to raise this child they would make amends to the wrongs they did to Vanellope. So they all adopted Steep, worked out plans for each household to swap around and care for him routinely, and Steep officially became the first of the Sugar Rush Next Gen children.

Unfortunately, as Steep got older, he began to grow more into his features. He began to garner resemblance to the old tyrant that was King Candy, though no one knew how or why. So this begs the question: "Who is Steep?" In truth?... Steep is King Candy respawned!

After the incident at Diet Cola Mountain, the game made an attempt to respawn the tyrant, but since the virus was still attached to him, the game had to detach his code to remove it and try to backup all his data to a separate box. This all happened just before Vanellope reset the game, and once she did, King Candy's code was destroyed in the middle of the backup process. This left a code box that had the necessary character assets, the voice, but not the objectives, personality, or the memories. The game had to bring him back younger than intended to keep him functioning and to help him develop the elements he was lacking. To this day, Steep still does not know of his past life...

Aside from that, Steep is currently a defected teen, who is still trying to find and express himself through various styles of clothing and music.- though he takes more of a liking to retro 70s/80s styles. His Sugar Rush theme is based on teas and sugar cubes.

Additional details:

When he first spawned, it was before the racers installed the mod that let them grow their families, so he was the first child any of them had!

He is the 2nd oldest of all the Sugar Rush kids; he was 1st oldest, but Vanellope adopted a boy that was slightly older than him.

Though Steep is not inherently a glitch, he does have one- or should I say, he has a defect! Defects prevents elements of videogames from behaving the way that they should; they are more common in game objects, but rare in actual characters! When a character has a defect, they will experience great pain when trying to perform an action that they should do, but that their coding contradicts with. Since Steep still has all of the baselines of Turbo's code, but all of it is inactive or incomplete, Steep's defect will electrocute him for: Attempting to operate a vehicle, getting envious, getting competitive, trying to remember old memories, etc.

Despite what one would assume, Steep is a kind, outgoing character. He thinks of all the other Next Gen kids as his cousins; the only Next Gen kids he seems to have tension with are Florence Von Schweetz and Deidamia Calhoun.

He can often be seen smoking candy cigarettes, putting tea leaves in his snacks, and drinking seltzers, ciders, or Irish teas. Despite his substance use, he does not promote it. He actually wants to quit, but has not gotten the will to do so.

He has a kart. The adult Sugar Rush racers made him one by hand. It resembled a large teacup with biscuit and crumpets when he was much younger as a birthday gift. Unfortunately, he never got to use it because of his defect. It lays collecting dust...

When he is not spending time with the other racers at their house, he hangs around in his little shack. The adults made it for him when he was getting older so that he could have a place to rest and settle in on the weekends or during arcade times.

And if you are curious about what his glitch, or what his "defect", looks like, be expecting a slight visual representation of it later...

#wreck it ralph #art #character bio #alternate universe #sugar rush next gen #next generation #sugar rush #steep #young steep #kingcandy #modified #sugar rush racers #sugar rush speedway #character variant

[bredforloyalty]

people telling me who the doglike mannerisms post is about is still so funny & silly !!! if only they understood what mental state i was in when writing that

#like on some level they do but also they don't even get it. they don't get it. #they don't get how much i wanted his pathetic scrawny bottle blond ass. #it's priceless.. sure you can think about an f1 racer ig i was thinking about a lame young man i have nothing to do with other than one #season of a shitty competition-based reality show 💀💀💀 #i will never let myself live this down actually it's fun to be vocal about embarrassing things definitely more fun than shame

[poetry-draws]

is he breaking into Minas Morgul to finish off Gothmog himself? sneaking home after Dagoras’ Harvestmath Masquerade party went so hard it became a security risk? you tell me

#lotro #golodir #is this Yet Another golodir au #i don't know man #i think i just wanted to give the old man cool stuff to do #as he's got a 50/50 shot of crying when i draw him #so *shrugs* #to add: i think i watched robin hood and the prisoner of zenda at my grandma's house when i was very young #on like the local pbs or something #that was formative #guy breaking into a castle in the dead of night??? you got me #and then the great race 1965 was like. my pandemic movie #oh it's so good #if you liked wacky racers as a kid you're in for a treat

[ladaeliseeva]

I am fan of wallpapers! What ever you may say! Wallpapers are better than plaster. This is one of the best feelings in the world to choose wallpaper for own home.

#ladaeliseeva #lovestory #ladygrace #relationships #long reads #romance #reading #restaurant #cafe aesthetic #cafe racer #coffee shop #cafe moodboard #design #wallpapers #lockscreens #iphone wallpaper #uggs #tights #tight leggins #young and tight #shiny #happiness #love #self love #love quotes #feeling #lovers #journal #my diary #digital diary

[arobinwithoutbatman]

@b4rtallen continued from here

Of course Bart wasn't laying horizontally across the sofa with his leg cast propped up. Tim couldn't even try to argue about it since he would likely be trying to walk around if his and Bart's situations were swapped. Instead he smiled fondly at his upside down friend. Was that even comfortable?

"Why thank you darling it looks marvellous!" He replied in an overly dramatic attempt at a transatlantic accent. "Always a sight to come home to a home cooked meal and you pretty as a picture." He snickered then helped Bart sit back upright.

"Seriously though, you doing okay today? You had anything substantial to eat yet?"

#b4rtallen #ic #Robin The Wonder #Tim Drake The Boy #v: Knighthood #thread: bart honey im home #r: speed racer #((and tim still hasnt realised theyre dating)) #((how much do you wanna bet that the rest of young justice are going crazy?))

[protectxthem]

@manymusesbym asked: "Tommy! You better not have broke another treadmill." Lukas is in his workshop. Mainly he upgrades things that they buy to handle their powers.

unprompted asks/ask my muses questions | Always Accepting

Quick act dumb!

"Who's Tommy?"

Not that dumb!

"Billy broke it!" He shouts from the other room, walking away from the broken treadmill, that he did indeed break, and toward Lukas' workshop.

#manymusesbym #Go go speed racer (Tommy Shepherd) #v: Young Avengers