#theatre shitpost

[whotfatemymenemen]

So, for context I'm not really a theater kid, but I do at least know their names.

Anyway, last night while I was looking through pinterest I saw a post about hamlet. My brain decided that it was a fun post, so I remembered it today.

Problem was, I realized I was mixing it up with another play.

Using my big brain, I thought about what play I was mixing it up with but I came up with nothing other than "Uhh, there were some presidents or somethinggg,,?? I think there were some nice songs,,maybe??"

As I was laying in bed, I remembered:

Hamilton. I was mixing up Hamlet with Hamilton.

#hamlet #hamilton #theatre shitpost

[xanny-zuko]

Audrey 2: Another day another slay

Seymour: Cause you're gay, right?

Audrey 2:

Seymour, visibly sweating: You mean you're a girlboss, right?

#little shop of horrors #reggie is a theatre kid deal with it #little shop #shitpost #audrey 2 #theatre shitpost #seymour krelborn #theatre kid

[izzytown]

so found this gem in my phone notes from over a year ago and wanted to share—

may i present to you: into the woods but make it gen z tiktok stereotypes

The Witch:

- is a stereotype TikTok witch, but she also dances on occasion.

- *doing the renegade* your family tree *continues doing the renegade* will always be a barren one *hits the woah*

Baker and Baker’s Wife:

- are a lesbian couple

- the baker is a masc lesbian who bakes sourdough bread and lives for the goblincore aesthetic

- the baker’s wife is a more fem lesbian who wears that strawberry dress and is fully cottagecore

Little Red:

- a 12 year old cosplayer living her best life

- the lesbian couple have internet adopted her

- the wolf is simply a furry. nothing else to elaborate on here.

Cinderella:

- cindy is a life hack TikToker (think 5 minute craft style videos, except for sewing and cleaning)

- her mom and step-sisters run a family account where they do singing and dancing challenges and pretend that they’re functional (spoiler alert: they’re not)

Rapunzel:

- a pick-me girl with a strict mom

- she mostly complains about all the rules she has and all her life hacks to sneak out, etc.

- occasionally does singing tiktoks bc it’s her brand babes

Jack:

- does cringy middle school dance videos. occasionally posts about milky white. enough said.

Cinderella’s Prince:

- stereotype “straight side of tiktok”

- does workout videos and mirror/dancing thirst traps with those cringey transitions

Rapunzel’s Prince:

- is a pick-me boy (bc we all ship pick-me boys + pick-me girls here)

- ends up with rapunzel and goes to “save” her from her “toxic” mom, lmaoo

- does the charitable TikToks where he gives money to strangers to show he’s just not like other princes

anyway hope this post ruined your day🤙

#shitpost #into the woods #theater #theatre shitpost #memes #tiktok #tiktok memes #stereotypes #tiktok stereotypes

[automaticbreakfastmachine]

#musicals #theatre #movies #memes #funny #Twitter #les mis #bread #shit post #French class #i have a sub rn and I’m too bored enjoy the shitpost

[disappointingcabbage]

Fellas, is it gay to live inside another man forever with Satan himself by my side?

#shitpost #jekyll and hyde #dr jekyll and mr hyde #henry jekyll #jekyll and hyde the musical #edward hyde #confrontation #fellas is it gay #guess what musical I’m rehearsing for this time folks #I play some fuckass board of governors asshole #who Hyde stabs in the first scene of act 2 #every ensemble number in this show is an absolute banger #also it is very gender of me to say my lines as a male character and then immediately turn around and sing a high D6 bc soprano 1 vibes #theatre major #musical theatre

[sentientsky]

this show is absolutely inescapable (and i love it)

#and liked by Neil????? #good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #aziraphale #go2 #good omens season 2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #gomens #gomens 2 #good omens shitpost #the globe theatre

[idliketobeatree]

nobody: literally nobody: the cast of Good Omens when it's been too long since they've thrown a certain someone into a Fire:

#is this anything #he's a sacrificial lamb meant to appease the gods and it does have to happen annually like the gävlegoat #i'm laughing so hard sorry #love this pic #david tennant #good omens #theatre #macbeth #crowley #anthony j crowley #good omens 2 #good omens cast #neil gaiman #good omens shitpost #good omens memes

[dookielarue]

i think this would happen

original;

#animatronics #chuck e cheese #cec ptt #pizza time theatre #showbiz pizza #rockafire explosion #rock afire explosion #rolfe dewolfe #beach bear #mitzi mozzarella #art #silly #nostalgia #shitpost

[cvmcicle]

idc im feeling whimsical... idc

#im cringe but im free #ig #its also almost 2am #hamilton #hamilton musical #alexander hamilton #alexander hamilton yaoi fanart in the year 2024 #aaron burr #thomas jefferson #fanart #my art #lin manuel miranda #call me cringy #see if i care #fr... #theatre #hamilton fanart #shitpost

[lonelylittledot]

Into the Woods is literally a DnD campaign where the adventuring party straight up just kill the DM for being too annoying

#musical theatre #broadway #shitpost #dungeons and dragons #dnd #into the woods #sondheim #stephen sondheim

[prokopetz]

We’ve put a great deal of effort into cataloguing lines from Tumblr shitposts that go far harder than they have any right to, but I think there’s an equally rich – and woefully underexplored – vein to mine in lines from celebrated classics of literature, theatre and film that sound like Tumblr shitposts.

#tumblr #blogging #social media #media #literature #theatre #movies #film #shitposting #swearing

[minionwater]

theyre my breakingbad

#sanders art tag #sweeney todd #mrs lovett #toby is there too I guess #I would make gay meat pies. for her #musical theatre #shitpost art

[fitzrove]

source

#elisabeth das musical #shitpost #this is sisi erasure JAJSKDKDLDL 😔 #der tod #uwe kröger #meme #my art #textpost edit #musicals #theatre #elisabeth

[gaymushroomghost]

This is LITERALLY what happened during Ten Dual Commandments and Meet Me Inside.

#hamilton musical #alexander hamilton #george washington #musicals #broadway #meme #lol #theatre kids #George isnt paid enough for this shit #shitpost

[dougielombax]

Waiting for Godot fans when Godot actually turns up:

Bottom text.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #shitpost #highbrow shitposting #literature #theatre #samuel beckett #andre the giant #waiting for godot #this sounded funnier in my head #what #no context #irish literature #godot #absurdism #bottom text #andre roussimoff #be careful what you wish for

[elsewhereuniversity]

To the person who ran through the lobby of the PoliSci building screaming Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse I hope you know there’s a red supergiant currently blocking a major part of the walkway and now we have to get the Dean and the head of the theater department and its become this whole song and dance and it’s all your fault

Theatre kids :/

#the theatre #shitpost