#thebootydiaries

[lengelevefitte]

I think if I was naming my imaginary band it would be Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

#thebootydiaries #hey boots

[wormw0od]

why is this laundry liquid so aggressive!?!,

#gay #lol #twitter #funny #relatable #thebootydiaries

[lovinglystar]

#no ids #thebootydiaries

[fairy-faun]

Is this purposeful post theft or just a glitch caused by tumblr? Anyone else have the experience of this person stealing your viral posts as their own? Or anything similar happen to them to confirm whether it’s a glitch or not? I don’t even find this post funny anymore I posted it years back when I was still in high school, but I’m still getting notifications from it and it’s kinda lame it’s not properly sourced anymore.

#thebootydiaries #???? #posts sourced wrong? #tumblr glitch #weird #video

[isaacthatsit]

I won't listen to Your words, I want to remember

who I was before being molded by Your hands.

Before I was seen by Your eyes.

Before You made me listen to your cruel mind and told me I should crave to be that way.

The only thing I hate is all the time I let You have.

It's different now.

#thebootydiaries

[black-cherry28]

Friday the 13th

No one:

Me: puts on dark eyeshadow

Me: spooky bitch

#friday #friday the 13th #spooky #witch #wiccablr #anxiety #today #thebootydiaries #slytherin

[buddyup1]

evolt: hi

banjo: aren't you supposed to be dead?

#kamen rider build #kamen rider #tokusatsu #toku #kamen rider incorrect quote #krbbbbbbb #original post #source: thebootydiaries tombl

[theygender]

Bobin, Meevs, and Randy all on my dash in 2023? Did I just get sent 7 years backwards in time?

#love how bobin and randys posts are synchronized and meevs is just in the middle ruining it lol #bewbin #classicmeevs #slimetony #rambling #i just checked thebootydiaries too for the hell of it and farha is reblogging recent posts from her dash?? #instead of an infinite queue of reblogs of her own posts from 2014?? #is this some kind of tumblr renaissance or smth??

[dogkin]

Why do all the quote unquote popular bloggers turn out to be assholes all the time

#thebootydiaries halodite death2america etc etc #Like what compels them to do shitty stuff #oliver.txt #mine #Like they all seem to just be okay with sic’ing their followers on people they’re pissed at

[hungry-skeleton]

U know we in a new era when thebootydiaries ain't even reblogging their own 5 year old posts anymore

#So weird to see a thebootydiaries post not reblogged from themselves #Feels wrong #Skela speaks

[tobirama-seppuku]

Tumblr is the only social media where you gain followers for talking to yourself and being funny. Literally if you go on any other website that's just not the case. You know those gimmick blogs everybody ended up hating? That's what every Twitter user considers peak comedy and the word funnymen I think is a word strictly Tumblr in origin

#like... there are meme pages on this site #i guess #but. one of the first blogs that tumblr ever recommends to you is thebootydiaries #farha hardly even uses tumblr anymore all her posts are queued but theyre all either reblogs from other users or funny convos she had

[detectivehole]

young tumblrina fresh from pintrest reportedly has dreams of being "the next thebootydiaries"

#i almost said glumshoe. i almost did #who else was popular uhhhhhh unclefather #mine

[thesituation]

my borders are CLOSED to twitter refugees🙅🏼‍♀️go follow thebootydiaries and leave me out of this

#.txt #hits

[black-cherry28]

„I was born to make you happy“ no I was born to make you feel uncomfortable wtf

#happy #love #anxiety #thebootydiaries

[yelow-heart]

Welcome twt immigrants or just newcomers o///

Every week a new wave of twt refugees arrive and so I decided to put together a tumblr 101 to keep ur experience the most stress free and safe as possible

So here it goes:

You can delete comments or plain out disable comments from your posts! So much control.

You can also edit your posts. It even was a meme back on the olden days where a post would go viral and then the op (original poster) would change the post to something silly and the reblogers would look like wierdos or dumdums lol

You can disable your asks or make a rule so people can't ask as anonymous

Report spams!! You can even get rewarded for it. But, even so, report it, they get immediately taken down temporarily

The report system work and the tumblr team is very responsible when investigating an account/post. It's not nuance and easy to make. No one will judge you for it, in fact, it's common culture to do so. It's how we battle pornbots, spams, hate blogs etc.

You have full control of your blog! What people can see, what it can show, block hashtags and the whole shbang.

The algorithm works! Only the things that YOU search for and like will be recommended to you. And if something u no longer has interest in shows up? Just click that u don't want anymore and immediately everything u don't want goes away.

There are many famous blogs that are fun to follow, specifically as newcomer, to really get u on the tumblr experience such as: heritageposts, thebootydiaries, hotboyproblems, showerthoughtsofficial, fartgallery, haikubotofficial and many others. These are just the ones I followed when first arrived back in 2016;

Yes, there are celebrities among us but they're just... here. Vibing, chilling. The most famous ones being Neil Gaiman and Taylor Swift. Here they are just people;

You might have noticed a lot of blogs with blue verification badges. Some with 20 of them. Some are rainbow! That's because Tumblr made a parody of the verification mark from twt and it was fcking hilarius. We loved it so much that it's a thing now. U too can feel very important if u want!

It's worth going the trending tags. Sometimes they are broken, but it's mostly memes or important world news stuff that are actually relevant and helpful. It's safe and you'll have a fun time lurking on other people's fandoms. That's actually how I got into some of my fandoms to begin with;

Crabs.

And there we have it! I might have forgotten something, but I not too worried as I know that people might add it later on. 😉

Welcome welcome!! You'll be safe here. No matter who you are you find a community for you here

It's a hellsite, but it's our hellsite

Remembered something:

It's important to have a profile picture and header image. An reblog a few things before following anyone. Or you will be reported because people will think you're a spam bot kkkkkkkkk so do nurture your blog a little bit before venturing into the unknown.

#tumblr #twt #twitter #twitter refugees #welcome #I'm manly doing it because of the troubles qsmp community have been facing on the last few... months honestly #so just u guys know a little bit better how it all works #qsmp #fandom #also fun fact #tumblr is known as the ultimate hellsite because of the mechanics as they are very hard to learn how to get used to #and sometimes the site break kkkkk #or just #yeah #it's a meme now honestly #it's not a hellsite because of the people or something like that #sure like any communal place there will be buffoons #but they usually bother for a few weeks and them give up since it's such a work get visibility to your blog if you're being an asshole #oh yeah it's very common to use the tags to just ramble #just let out your thoughts #jesus christ so many typos

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

request #2: "Sorry sweaty, boys will be girls"

man this one's OG thebootydiaries coded....

Askbox is closed for new requests, I'm recording these old ones on the to-write doc

#added to notepad