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lightningmickqueen · 2 years

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f1 drivers as 2012 tumblr blogs

daniel ricciardo: he is a shit poster in the style of thebootydiaries and justgirlythings where he self reblogs his own (admittedly funny) posts constantly

lando norris: he is a night blogger. he does not have a queue and only posts between midnight and 4am

yuki tsunoda: he genuinely believes that the infinite chocolate post is a real life hack

alex albon: he has a superwholock blog

mick schumacher: his only followers are his friends and he reblogs whatever he likes but it’s usually just parks and rec gifs and dogs

george russell: he actually posted the original gif of the man in the suit doing the “you come now” bdsm gesture and now gets a few hundred notes on all of his posts not because they’re good but because people think it’s porn

lewis hamilton: lewis runs a motivational blog where he posts random pictures of the sky or nature and captions them with philosophical thoughts of his own or with quotes about how you can only try your best because anything more is impossible

pierre gasly: pierre unironically adds himself to those extremely long selfie chains that are like “pov: you’re the history teacher that’s fucking the english teacher”

esteban ocon: he has about 50 blogs because he keeps forgetting his password and just makes a new account every time. he has 2 followers on each blog

sebastian vettel: he runs a blog that is lowkey an ecoterrorism blog but it’s mostly where he posts pictures from hikes or really cool recipes he’s been trying out

nicholas latifi: all of his posts end with the flower kaomoji. has said uwu unironically

max verstappen: max has a famous soft grunge nirvana blog and never posts selfies but gets thousands of notes on his self-deprecating text posts and regularly fights with charles in reblogs

charles leclerc: charles has a famous soft grunge lana del rey blog and gets thousands of notes on his selfies and regularly fights max in reblogs because he thinks nirvana is overrated

lance stroll: lance’s main blog is a photography blog where he posts photos of things he sees on his walk home from school, but he has a secret one direction side blog

carlos sainz: he hasn’t yet figured out that you don’t have to leave a comment on everything you reblog so he will add “roflmao” to everything he reblogs

zhou guanyu: he’s part of several blogging networks because he posts incredibly high quality gifs and edits of things that came out 30 seconds ago

sergio perez: checo made a tumblr just to follow his friends and so there are no posts on his blog. his only followers are bots

kevin magnussen: he doesn’t even have a tumblr account he just lurks on people’s blogs and sends alonso and hulk anon hate

valtteri bottas: his entire blog is typography edits of quotes from novels that were released over 50 years ago. he’s incredibly tumblr famous, he resents it, and he’s not really sure why he’s still on this website except for the fact that it’s where he gets good recommendations for new books to read and that he’s now friends with john green

fernando alonso: his entire blog is just really sassy replies to anon hate. sometimes he sends it to himself, sometimes it’s from lewis, but it’s usually from kevin

#f1 #formula 1 #f1 drivers #formula one #f1 2022 #brakingpoint #post dedicated to alix #we really need to be stopped but this just wrote itself so easily #and honestly i think we're restoring f1blr to the glory of its past #less drama more shit posts #rach posts

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kulemii · 2 months

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i just had a random thought on my way to work.. whatever happened to thebootydiaries? does anyone know?

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dogwithalantern · 3 years

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no matter what happens-

no matter who lives and dies, what wars are fought or what natural disasters occur-

whatever crimes are committed, or good deeds done-

whatever happens in the farthest reaches of space-

even if god himself reaches down and flicks the earth with one massive finger like a spit ball-

there will always be one constant, one thing that remains true for all eternity:

#thebootydiaries #why does she do this #i do not understand #tumblr #i hate it here #we need an intervention

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gayemoji · 3 years

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love that we made like, , nostalgic historical tumblr post archive blogs like, , , thebootydiaries is right there.

#is there any reason she still keeps the obviously botted blog queue running #like does farha still get cash out of it whats the deal #tumblr #thebootydiaries #[tumblr]#m #drafts

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fanofhammers · 2 years

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#thebootydiaries #snotfountain #bebethebudgie #when your dash does 'the thing'

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tonysaintborgi · 3 years

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thebootydiaries does Tumblr premium and puts out 2-3 premium posts a month and it's just the same handful of posts again and again

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tamamita · 3 years

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You make islam sound so interesting. its sparking something inside me. However when thebootydiaries does it, i lose my attention span.

Backbiting is haraam, habibi

#Anonymous

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iampikachuhearmeroar · 3 years

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sometime in this last week, or this week coming, my blog has turned/turns 10. god. a decade old. a whole ass chunk of my life i’ve spent on this hellsite. when i began on here, i was a kid. a lost, lonely, depressed and anxious 15/16 year old kid. a kid scared of her future. a kid confused about her future. what to do for uni. to change schools or not??? to do drama/acting at uni or english/philosophy or to move 8hrs away to another regional uni to “escape” her “washed up, dead end hometown” that was so typical of all the pop-punk music that she was listening to at the time.

she was a tad overdramatic, loud, “funny” (as described by her school friends) and terribly forgetful in regards to homework and school assignments. she was angry at the world, most especially the catholic school she was fucking sick and tired of attending. but she was convinced that since she was the so-called “funny girl”, that she simply couldn’t be depressed or anxious. she believed herself unloveable because she didn’t look like a weird mixture of hayley williams and emo-pop queen lights. but now, i no longer believe that i have to look like the women that i looked up to in the ~emo scene~. fuck beauty standards. i am loveable.

in the years since joining tumblr, i’ve managed to get through business college, my undergrad degree and, well, failed out of postgrad due to obvious burnout and health issues amongst other things. although i’ve lost many friends irl and many followers/mutuals online on here. for those who’ve stuck around to see me get through all of this, thank you. to all the friends/casual mutuals that have since deactivated or only followed me for a short time then unfollowed; thank you.

like obviously i was never/have never been a massive popular blog on here, like thebootydiaries or vampireapologist (who has since deactivated a couple of months ago) with tens of thousands of followers. my follower count is still close to the 8,000 range at 7,892. obviously that’s still a lot of people (and of course, porn bots lmao and many, many non-active blogs), enough like one super old post from like 2012 tumblr pointed out, enough for a small to medium sized city or town, or something like that. i don’t know how many people i’ve really reached. i really don’t know how i actually amassed this small army of people.

i am aware though, that on other platforms like snapchat (lmao does anyone even use it anymore in 2021???)/instagram/youtube/tiktok etc, i’d PROBABLY be considered as some type of ~micro influencer (🤮🤮)~. hell, i actually had a bot slide into my notes about being one on here on this hellsite back in 2019. i don’t know if i’ve ever actually ~influenced~ anyone on here with my shitposts (when i started making some) or my personal posts. i don’t know my reach. even though, now, i do occasionally get featured on buzzfeed listicles (although pay me buzzfeed along with the OPs of those original embedded posts), i still don’t know how many people i’ve reached… and even with my very occasional checks of google analytics lmao. on top of this, grappling with the loss of followers at times is much, much easier than it was when i began on here and the first few years following that. i know that my follower count doesn’t determine my worth and stuff.

but over these 10 years, i have grown. i turn 26 this year. back in 2011, 15/16yo me never thought she’d be here. she was partially down the suicidal thoughts hole, with things about ~picturing her funeral and wondering who’d bother to turn up. if only she could pretend to be dead for a day to see who’d give a fuck~ and 16-18yo me was defs down it with her HSC hellscape thoughts in 2012/2013. that 3rd floor tafe/tech women’s bathroom window drop and the thought of scarring her class for life (and that cool dude from catholic school that she crushed on who ended up at tafe with her) with jumping out of it onto the concrete below. instead, she just posted on fb about ~being a failure~ etc which ultimately did lose her a bunch of facebook friends lmao. it was practically the same thing. her mental breakdown after the end of her hsc, where she let her earrings go green and get infected in her ears because “fuck self care, bc what the fuck is it??? i’ll never get better! let me fucking wallow in my self loathing bc it’s the only thing that i’m fucking good at!!!” so i no longer have my ears pierced. oh! it was just all too fucking much!!

i am happier today. i no longer have those semi-suicidal thoughts. hell, i almost died in 2020 from a fucking bowel aneurysm, after my stomach tumour excision surgery. that forced me to put things into perspective. i appreciate the little things . i appreciate the very few friends that i actually have. yes. i’m still depressed and anxious. some days are still shitty and hard. but nowhere as hard and shitty as they were back when i began on here 10 years ago.

how the fuck last 10 years have gone past, with my ass on here; clearing out my blog and caring more about doing that than my uni work (lmao whoops); having made some lifelong friends both internationally (from the US) and long distance domestically in australia, it’s been a long ride; i honestly have no fucking idea. obviously over these past 10 years, i’ve debated with myself over and over and over again whether i should delete/deactivate this account or not. would it make me healthier??? more than likely. but then when i have meltdowns or just inner ramblings i have to get out somewhere, where else to post??? on fb?? obvs not. it’s “attention seeking” or the like on there. no one will read them. no one will resonate. but on here??? even if i got/get one “like” in the notes or one “yo i feel this” response in the tags or replies, it feels like i’ve reached someone??? okay yeah. i know this place IS NOT therapy and i’m not using my followers as amateur (or probs even actual professional) armchair psychologists…. which is a thing i think people need to stop doing internet-wide: but that’s a whole other post that i reblogged a few days ago lmao. i really need to get another therapist, actually lmao.

but it’s the community i’ve found hard to leave. i have what feel like friends, when i’ve never been employed (still as of yet); and when all of my irl friends/acquaintances are working and doing the whole ~adulting~ and ~grown up life~ thing right. it’s also the frenzied rabidness of spite with hating staff’s godawful ideas. the memes. oh the memes. and also the RaWrInG 20s XD emo scene reemergence on here that’s kept me here. the messy petty drama from time to time of big blogs fighting it out.

this place really is bizarre and fun sometimes. and also the fact that i can still hide behind the ridiculous “roaring pikachu” URL that i made all those years ago. i am anonymous. it’s freeing. but on fb it’s all like “WHY WONT YOU ADD A BANNER IMAGE AND TELL US 20 FUN FACTS ABOUT YOU!!!!!???? LET PEOPLE WHO HAVENT SPOKEN TO YOU IN 10 YEARS KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE WE’RE ALL FRIENDS HERE!!!” and the same goes for Corporate Hellscape Facebook™️ (linkedin) but in the professional sense instead. y’all know fuck all about me really. besides my posts. and i love that and live for that. okay yeah. y’all know more about my mental health than my fb feed obvs… which is probably a terribly unfortunate thing. but still.

over the last 10 years then, my superiority complex for being ~so original and intelligent~ or whatever the fuck i had in high school, has all but ebbed away. i’m not that smart just because i went to uni. hell, i literally did NONE of my in-class work and none of my philosophy readings in uni….. so i have fuck all idea of how i got through undergrad like that lmao. i’m not original when so many people can articulate the same thoughts that i have, but like, sometimes better, on a post (even though sometimes/most of the time the Tumblr User Hot Takes Tuesday™️ takes on here are fucking awful lmao). but still. originality is not something i really have anymore. or really had in the first place lmao.

so will i deactivate after these 10 years, like i’ve been saying for so, so long??? i honestly have no idea. but just know. thanks guise. have a nice gpoy selfie day XD. grab your wands. your tardises. grab your war paint. grab your whatever the fuck other fandom specific stuff that was one that hella cringe post from 2011 til 2015 random tumblr. that relic is as old as time itself. just as this mysterious roaring pikachu is for someone whose too loyal to leave this W E B B E D H E L L S I T E that’s just as much of a train wreck as she is. lmao.

#life #about me #shut up ilona #tumblr is legit my fucking life now #motivate me to deactivate this blog to leave the hellsite forever 2021 #trigger warning: suicide mention #tw: suicide mention

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decayingdirk · 2 years

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2022 predictions but it's only socmed/internet stuff:

- tumblr shuts down for good

- someone copies the tumblr site code and we all move to like. 2umblr or some shit. tumbetter is also believable.

- race in bio. starts on tiktok, > twitter > tiktok/twitter teens that are on tumblr > instagram > tumblr

- farha thebootydiaries makes some kind of resurgence. could be 1) gets 'canceled' (who would care. this is tumblr.) 2) someone on tiktok talks about her and basically gets fame for reading her posts poorly and laughing. this would probably also mean tiktok sounds that are thebootydiaries quotes 3) she MAKES a tiktok 4) she already has a tiktok and reveals it's her 5) it finally fucking happens. someone has a class taught by professor booty. please god let this be the one. anyway i predict this wouldnt happen until sometime after august

- hot new social media platform that actually kicks off. my guess? voice memo based. probably launches without the ability to post actual images (as part of the gimmick) but will eventually give in and conform, though probably not in 2022. it will somehow still be fairly inaccessible for blind people, probably because of bad ui.

- league of legends is already gaining more popularity because of arcane. valorant is next. later in the year, because the arcane fans havent quite cycled all the way through to becoming league fans yet. but like clearly valorant is next.

- bad guys (2022) drama. idk what it just has that vibe

- in the case that tumblr doesnt shut down? facebook buys it. id also believe it if pornhub got it but my instincts say facebook. either way if it dont die in 2022 its dyin in 2023.

- also on tumblr: the whole “prev tags” thing blows way out of proportion. couldnt tell you in what way. it just does.

- some kinda bot thing. likely right before the actual tumblr shut down. like the whole site is flooded with bots or something and becomes basically unusable.

- apple threatens to sue tumblr over something or another. idk if the lawsuit actually goes through but i think there are def threats and/or rumors

#2022 #2022 predictions #new year #happy new year #if someone doesnt reply to this with the ball of prophecy meme at some point this year i will be sad #unfortunately theres no way i have the reach for that lmao #plus with my luck #not only am i wrong about all of these #but the exact opposite happens for every single one #in which case i will also count this as a win #because i picked the right things to predict #and because i say so #i also did a more serious animation predictions if anyone sees this and cares

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