#thedreamspider's nonsense

[the-dreamspiderdancesreblogs]

Babe wake up, Dream just returned to Tumblr TO FIND THAT CLOCK, READ, AND LIKE FIVE OTHER PEOPLE DIED WHAT THE FRACK

#thedreamspider's nonsense

[the-dreamspiderdance]

Dadster:☟︎☜︎☹︎☹︎⚐︎ ☞︎☼︎✋︎☜︎☠︎👎︎💧︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ 💣︎✡︎ 👍︎☟︎✋︎☹︎👎︎☼︎☜︎☠︎📬︎ ✌︎💧︎ 💣︎⚐︎💧︎❄︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 😐︎☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ ✋︎❄︎🕯︎💧︎ ☞︎✌︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎🕯︎💧︎ 👎︎✌︎✡︎📬︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ 💣︎🕆︎💧︎❄︎ 👌︎☜︎ ☟︎✌︎☼︎👎︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ 💧︎⚐︎💣︎☜︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎📬︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎🕯︎💣︎ 💧︎⚐︎☼︎☼︎✡︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ ❄︎⚐︎ ☜︎✠︎🏱︎☜︎☼︎✋︎☜︎☠︎👍︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ☼︎✌︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎ 🏱︎⚐︎✋︎☠︎❄︎☹︎☜︎💧︎💧︎ 👎︎✌︎✡︎📬︎ ☺︎🕆︎💧︎❄︎ 😐︎☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ✋︎🕯︎💣︎ ☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎📪︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎ 👍︎✌︎☠︎ 👌︎☜︎ ✌︎ ☞︎✌︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎ ☞︎✋︎☝︎🕆︎☼︎☜︎ ✋︎☠︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ ☹︎✋︎☞︎☜︎ ✋︎☞︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 🕈︎⚐︎🕆︎☹︎👎︎ ☹︎✋︎😐︎☜︎📬︎

English: HELLO FRIENDS AND MY CHILDREN. AS MOST OF YOU KNOW IT'S FATHER'S DAY. AND THAT MUST BE HARD FOR SOME OF YOU. AND I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THIS RATHER POINTLESS DAY. JUST KNOW THAT I'M HERE FOR YOU, AND I CAN BE A FATHER FIGURE IN YOUR LIFE IF YOU WOULD LIKE.

#thedreamspider's nonsense #Dadster is being the best Dad #Dadster #Dadster loves you very much #much love from Dadster #he loves you and supports you and accepts you because: <3 #Happy Father's Day Dadster

[the-dreamspiderdance]

Making a friend is like building a structure with marshmallows and toothpicks.

#thedreamspider's nonsense

[the-dreamspiderdance]

*Dadster slowly moves up*

Dadster: ☟︎☜︎☹︎☹︎⚐︎ 💣︎✡︎ 👍︎☟︎✋︎☹︎👎︎☜︎☼︎☠︎📪︎ ✋︎❄︎ ✋︎💧︎ ✋︎📪︎ 👎︎✌︎👎︎❄︎💧︎☜︎☼︎📬︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ ✌︎☠︎ ✌︎☠︎☠︎⚐︎🕆︎☠︎👍︎☜︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ 👎︎☼︎☜︎✌︎💣︎📪︎ 💣︎✡︎ 👎︎✌︎🕆︎☝︎☟︎❄︎☜︎☼︎📪︎ ✋︎💧︎ ☝︎⚐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ❄︎⚐︎ 💧︎❄︎⚐︎🏱︎ 🏱︎⚐︎💧︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 🕆︎☠︎❄︎✋︎☹︎ 💧︎☟︎☜︎🕯︎💧︎ 👎︎⚐︎☠︎☜︎ 🕈︎☼︎✋︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ☟︎☜︎☼︎ ☹︎✌︎❄︎☜︎ 🕈︎☼︎✋︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 🏱︎☼︎⚐︎☺︎☜︎👍︎❄︎💧︎📬︎ ☼︎✋︎☝︎☟︎❄︎ ☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ 💧︎☟︎☜︎🕯︎💧︎ 🕈︎⚐︎☼︎😐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ⚐︎☠︎ ✌︎ 💧︎⚐︎☠︎☝︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ 💧︎⚐︎ 🏱︎☹︎☜︎✌︎💧︎☜︎ 👌︎☜︎ 🏱︎✌︎❄︎✋︎☜︎☠︎❄︎ 🕈︎✋︎❄︎☟︎ ☟︎☜︎☼︎📬︎ 💧︎☟︎☜︎🕯︎💧︎ 👎︎⚐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ☟︎☜︎☼︎ 👌︎☜︎💧︎❄︎📬︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ ✋︎🕯︎☹︎☹︎ 😐︎☜︎☜︎🏱︎ ❄︎☼︎✌︎👍︎😐︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ☟︎☜︎☼︎ 👌︎☹︎⚐︎☝︎✏︎

*You look around for a translation before spotting a piece of paper on the floor*

Paper: Translation for Dadster: HELLO MY CHILDERN, IT IS I, DADTSER. AND I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT... DREAM, MY DAUGHTER, IS GOING TO STOP POSTING UNTIL SHE'S DONE WRITING HER LATE WRITING PROJECTS. RIGHT NOW SHE'S WORKING ON A SONG... SO PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH HER. SHE'S DOING HER BEST. FOR NOW I'LL KEEP TRACK OF HER BLOG!

#thedreamspider's nonsense #Dadster #send Dadster an ask for me please #Dadstser is the best

[the-dreamspiderdance]

I don't know what to do.

I can't see my therapist until we get a miracle (aka summer).

She offered at-home calls and I declined because my mother is the type of person who would listen in and justify it afterwards...

I'm writing this to vent a bit, thank you for coming to my TED talk.

#thedreamspider's nonsense #i'm sorry #i just feel so crappy #i'm drinking water and attempting to take care of myself #i hate feeling this way

[the-dreamspiderdance]

I might need to make another account for reblog purposes. But that's if I'm going to end up having more long reblog chains with @crazycatscarmen

Which has been the highlight of my day.

#thedreamspider's nonsense

[the-dreamspiderdance]

I'm going to start calling Crim and Penny's AU FellFlop... the Fellswap that flopped.

#thedreamspider's nonsense #crim = fellswap sans #Penny - fellswap paps

[the-dreamspiderdance]

Someone: *leaves a meanish comment on my work and doesn't even give me kudos*

Me: Oh... okay thanks :')

My amazing friend (and parental figure): Hello yes I wish to know why you decided to not leave constructive criticism and instead leave criticism.

Me: Oh- :)

#the grey pull #thedreamspider's nonsense #my feels were hurt but im feeling better now :) #it caught me off guard because i havent posted in three months and i finally posted and ahh #i try not to let people get to me #but it happens #:) #ALSO PLEASE GO CHECK IT OUT IF YOU HAVEN'T #i posted Chapter 10 #:p

[the-dreamspiderdance]

I've been trying to learn sign language because I have an OC who wears a face mask to cover a horrible mouth injury, and doesn't like speaking out loud that much. So she uses sign language instead.

So I stumbled across Starfall and dude, it brought back so many memories from when I was a kid. I used to love going on there when I was little. That aside, I can finger spell my OC's name.

I have achieved, language.

#water #glasses #hurt #hello #thedreamspider's nonsense #why don't schools teach sign language #it should be either Spanish/French or Sign language #im disappointed in you America #WE NEED SIGN LANGUAGE #i have a friend who is partially deaf and she tought me and a cuss word #actually three cuss words #and a sentence that as multiple cuss words #she also tought me and and

[the-dreamspiderdance]

One more post because I'm really annoying when I'm happy (or I've been told).

I made an off-hand comment to my cousin about me moving out in a couple of years (or sooner) and my uncle rolled his eyes saying, "Nah, you'll hang on here for as long as you can."

I replied, "That's what you think, but once I'm done I'm moving to Maine or up north."

#thedreamspider's nonsense #okay sorry i'm out #byeee #*falls into void*

[the-dreamspiderdance]

If a mer-skeleton-man-thingy jumped out of the ocean and tried to grab me, I'd bash his tail or skull with my phone/a rock.

Give me some warning before grabbing me. I can't swim well.

#what if a mer-skeleton-dude tried to grab me? #thedreamspider's nonsense #idk how I came up with this #ig i was thinking about my pal Sushi from RWD's story #and then thinking about Crim as a Mer-Skelly and him jumping out of the ocean to talk to me #and then i was like #and thus this was made

[the-dreamspiderdance]

Azul: *comes out in ridiculous clothes from around the 1770's*

Blue: *is wearing a ridiculous wedding dress* Here comes the general.

*Penny and Honey are filming*

Azul: Ladies and gentlemen!

Crim: *walks in, oblivious and exhausted and a General*

Blue: Here comes the general!

Crim: No-

Lavender: *is wearing a duck costume* The moment you've been waiting for

Crim: I'm begging you-

Azul: Here comes the general

Blue: The pride of Mount Vernon

Lavender: Here comes the general

Azul, Lavender, and Blue: Crim!

Crim: I hate all of you. Never speak to me again.

#thedreamspider's nonsense #Hamilton lyrics #hold up i forgot the name #the song is: Right Hand Man #Azul = FellSwap Y/n #Lavender = Underswap Y/n #blue = underswap sans #crim = fellswap sans #Honey = Underswap Papyrus #Penny = FellSwap Papyrus #i'll link the costume references #i shouldn't be allowed to write at four in the morning #(i saved the draft to post later)

[the-dreamspiderdance]

My uncle walked up to the sink, pushed me aside, and started washing his hands. He began singing, "Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to meeeee, Happy Birthday to me." He looked over to me as I made the water hotter, "Gotta do this twice ya know: Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, go away coronavirus, go away and die- owww!"

I began laughing and I sat down. He fixed the water and looked over, "Dream (me) instead of going to the hospital for Coronavirus, I'm going to be going for 1st-degree burns." Then took my glasses and threw them into the water.

My uncle, making better Coronavirus jokes than me.

#thedreamspider's nonsense

[the-dreamspiderdance]

Hello! Idk if many people with take the offer but, if you need a Dad for Father's Day, Dadster will be your honorary Dad.

Dadster: *happy Dadster noises*

#thedreamspider's nonsense #i will loan Dadster out #it's also free #and if you want I'll even write about it #for freeeeee #Dadster being the best dad #i feel like Dadster is lowkey like Octo-Dad

[the-dreamspiderdance]

If I died right now I want my last memory with everyone to be good.

#thedreamspider's nonsense #i'm not dead #today was a busy day #and then my mom had to go and make it worse for me #i'm just... #idk #i just wanna cry but i can't cry lol #*yeets self back into void*

[the-dreamspiderdance]

I had a weird dream the other night where Papyrus proposed to me and I told him “I can’t I gotta finish school” 

And he didn’t like that so he responded with “I will wait for you my love”

and I said “Well yer gonna have to wait 2 more years pal, good luck” and then it switched to me getting yeeted over the cliff by Sans and landed face first into the rocks. I think I died because my face and stomach ached really bad after waking up, leave it to Sans to kill me XD

#thedreamspider's nonsense #weird dream #don’t ever say no to Papyrus #you’ll get yeeted too