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I decided to make this some really cute fluff, and I hope this is what you meant! I also used the term “parent” for Eret just because it’s gender-neutral. @ohword
Pronouns used for the reader: They/them
Trigger warnings: none
Character: Eret, I used all “main” pronouns for them in this.
Fun fact: I’m allergic to green beans, so naturally, I added green beans into the story.
Feedback is greatly appreciated!
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Your parent was out doing some Kingly duties today, leaving you him alone in the castle.
Clearly, you took this as an excuse to get up to some “mischief”
Which was stealing one of their capes and backup crown.
You were walking around the castle halls, occasionally stopping to spin around, feeling the cape flow in the fake wind you created.
You giggled a bit to yourself at the movements the fabric made when you spun.
You walked through the halls looking out one of windows, it was almost 5pm, your parent should be home soon.
You, wanting to meet them when they arrived home, ran down the stairs, almost tripping over the length of the cape. (Eret is so tall-)
You arrived in the the throne room, deciding on sitting in her throne until they got home. Just so he’d see you quickly and easily, and it’d allow you to make a joke.
You climbed onto the throne, it being much more comfortable than you’d expected.
Curling up on the throne, you rested your head on your arm, which was placed on the armrest of the throne.
After about 3 minutes of waiting, you soon found it hard to keep your eyes open, every part of the room just encouraging you to sleep.
The reassuring weight of the cape on your back, which acted as a blanket.
The small slivers of light shinning into the room, being the only source of light in the mostly dark space.
The comfortable, safe vibe that the room and cape gave you weren’t helping either.
Soon, your eyes closed and you fell asleep, right then and there, on your parent’s throne.
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Eret had gotten home later than usual, the others having kept them behind to help with some extra things.
When he walked through the grand doors of his castle, she called out for you, after receiving no response, they were left confused.
She turned her head towards the throne room, preparing to call for you again, but quietly gasped at the adorable sight that greeted them.
Their child, was laying asleep in his throne, wearing his cape and his crown almost falling off the sleeping person’s head.
Eret quietly cooed at you, approaching your sleeping figure quietly.
A pang of guilt struck their heart as they thought of you waiting so long, that you ended up falling asleep.
They shook it off, going over to you, taking the crown off of your head(so it doesn’t fall off) and picking you up.
They had planned on taking you to your bed, but seeing as you most likely hadn’t ate yet, they decided on going to put you on the couch so they could fix something quick up for dinner, and get you up to eat it quicker.
They laid you on the couch, grabbing a blanket and placing it over you, before walking towards the kitchen.
They spent the next 15 minutes fixing up and reheating some left overs, and cooking some green beans as the vegetable.
Once the dinner was finished, they set the table before walking back over to the living room and kneeling beside you.
They gently shook you, trying to wake you up as gently as possible.
“Come on, (y/n), you need to eat dinner, then after you have ate you can go back to sleeping if you’d like.” They gently whispered, still shaking you carefully.
You peeled your eyes open, you and your parent making eye contact to show you were awake.
They smiled warmly, ruffling your hair a bit before standing up
“There you go, come on, let’s go get some food in ourselves, I swear I’m so hungry right now.” They offered a hand to you as you sat up, moving the blanket aside.
You took their hand, standing to your feet before quickly pulling your parent into a hug, your face buried in their shoulder/arm.
“I love you, my parental figure.” You muttered into their shoulder/arm
They laughed at the ending of your sentence, hugging you back and giving you a small pat on the back.
They half-jokingly responded, but in a gentle voice;
“I love you too, my child.”
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im-a-lil-simp · 3 years
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Okay but like, c!Eret sending a suit to the reader's room (regardless of gender) so that the both of you could match with monochromatic accessories and walking out in the moonlight after a ball, when everything has calmed down and the remainder of the guests are quieting down and sitting while their carriages arrive. They take you down a stepping stone path to a balcony that looks over a cliff to part of the land they rule over. They take your chin between they're fingers and tilt you up to look at them and just smile down at you, leaning over to kiss you gently, slipping their crown onto your head, keeping your lips close and whispering to you about how one day they'll make you rule next to them and how amazing you'll look in regal attire.
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chippedaxe · 2 years
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Mcyt Reactions To Getting Walked In On
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Title: Mcyt Reactions To Getting Walked In On
Warnings: NSFW !Minor's steer clear, coarse language, Pet names, Pet being used as a pet name, voyeurism, exhibitionism, degrading, teasing, ect.. (idk if I have to put any others)
Pronouns: They/Them
Synopsis: The reader walks in on the Mcyt's getting dressed.
Word count: 1.2k
Note: I’m so slow at postingggggg soz </3
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Dream
- He turns to you and winks, making you extra flustered as you weren't even expecting him to be in the room changing. You glanced down at the floor and covered your eyes "Ah! I'm so sorry-" you then turned to leave but then he captured you in his arms.
- He kissed your jaw and hugged you loosely, allowing you to escape any time you want "What's wrong, love? You've seen me naked before." Dream teased you "I know!- It's just.. The context!" you exclaimed "The context?" he snickered.
- Dream stares at you for a moment before glancing down "Maybe we should change the context of this situation then to make you more comfortable.." Dream suggested "You mean?" your face lit up a bit with embarrassment "Yeah, you okay with that?" Dream grabs your face and places a kiss on your lips.
- "Oh of course, my love" you wrap your arms around his neck and kiss him back. He pushes you against the wall and the two of you start touching each other, small lingering touches as Dream undresses you.
Sapnap
- Sapnap doesn’t even care that you’ve caught him getting dressed, his eyes glancing up to look at you as he pulls his shirt off. “Oh wow. Sorry Sap, I’ll just leave you to that-“ you backed out of the doorway but Sapnap spoke up.
- “mm. You don’t wanna help me get undressed, darl’?” Sapnap hummed, his hand reaching out to rest on your hip “oh, you get horny real fast- don’t you?” You teased him a little bit “just for you my love” he kisses your cheek.
- Sapnap continues to strip in front of your eyes, letting you take off his belt for him. “You like the show, darlin’?” Sapnap smiles at you “I love it sweetheart but I think I’d prefer something a little more.. hands on” you grin at him before jumping at him.
- “Oh wow, I’ll leave the door unlocked whenever I change form now on if it’s gonna end up with this happening again!” Sapnap loved your lingering touches on his chest and thighs.
George
- He gets slightly flustered “hey- you didn’t knock!!” He covers up at first “and you didn’t lock the door, are you sure you didn’t want me to come see you like this?” You teased him a little bit.
- George rolls his eyes at you and uncovers himself “tch. Are you gonna just stand there and watch me get changed?” George asks you with a slightly playful tone “mm, yeah.. I’d like to watch that, unless you want me to help you get out of those clothes..” you give him a sly smile.
- George rejects your offer “you can watch me but if you take my clothes off than I’m not gonna be putting them back on!” He pouts a bit “that’s the point sweetheart” you give him a kiss on his cheek. “But I just showered and I don’t wanna get dirty again!” He frowns.
- “oh well, sucks to suck” you laugh at him quietly as he then allows you to untie his sweatpants elastic and pull them down. “You better help me in the shower then too” George tells you.
Eret
- You walk in on her while he’s unbuttoning his shirt, their eyes flicking up to meet your gaze “oh sweetheart I’m sorry.. Did you wanna watch me get undressed?” They ask as they start to pull the button up off. “I wanna do more than that, can I touch you?” You ask “no, my pet.”
- you start whining immediately “what? Why? Did I do something wrong? Is this a punishment?” You start thinking of all the things you did wrong but Eret stops you “it’s not a punishment sweetheart, I just don’t want you to get too excited. My dick needs a rest sometimes you know.” Eret laughed at your sheepish expression.
- “aw, don’t be a Debbie downer. If you want, you can touch yourself while watching me. I’ll go slower and give you a bit of a strip tease” Eret offers you “but I don’t wanna be teased! I want you to touch me” you frown “would you prefer that I don’t let you get touched at all? Put a chastity belt on you?” Eret caressed your face.
- “No” you lowered your head “Good. Now be a good thing and watch the show” Eret leaned on top of you, slowly undoing her belt and pulling it off. Their hands then started to gently unzip his pants, eyes never leaving your face as you watched her undress.
Karl
- He flinched a little when he noticed you enter the room “Ah! You scared me- knock next time please” Karl sighed “sorry, I didn’t know you were changing. Do you want me to leave?” You start to step away.
- “nah it’s fine. Actually, can you come here and help me?” Karl pulled his shirt above his stomach and gestured towards his pants, you smiled to yourself and got up. Your hands carefully undid his button, pulling the zipper down before tugging on his pants gently.
- “Thanks Y/n, it was a bit hard to zip up this morning so I expected the same thing to happen right now” Karl explained, you gave his bulge a quick gentle squeeze before turning away. “Ah- hey! What was that for!?” Karl got embarrassed fairly quickly from your actions.
- “wow, did I really get you worked up over one little squeeze?” You snickered to yourself “oh you are in for it now!” Karl approaches you and pushes you down onto the bed, crawling onto you and straddling your torso. “You’re gonna lay there and let me get off with your mouth, and maybe if you’re good then I’ll do the same for you. sound good?” Karl asks you. You respond with a nod and then you two get to work.
Punz
- “look at you, little voyeur..” Punz caught you staring at him through the peephole in the door. “I- I was just checking on you since the door was locked!” You explained “hm. Is that true?” He grabbed your chin and looked into your eyes “y.. yes?” You questioned.
- “You’re a terrible liar. Little voyeur, why don’t you make yourself useful, hm? Come here and undress me.” Punz ordered you around. You wasted no time, jumping up and already starting to pull at his clothes. “You’re so desperate to get me out of these clothes..” Punz snickered softly.
- You slid his jacket off his shoulders, your hands pulling his shirt up over his head. You stared at his bare chest which was slightly glistening from sweat, Punz noticed your eyes and grinned at you “why’d you stop? You don’t wanna get me out of these pants?” Punz asked you.
- You squeaked a bit before hurriedly rushing to take them off of him, trying to pull them off without taking his belt off because you were so desperate for him. “There’s no need to rush, we’ve got the whole day for this” Punz reminded you to take it slow.
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fantasyfiction-net · 2 years
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it was never meant to be
C!Eret x Reader Angst... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You stormed into your lovers castle shouting her name "ERET!" She came down the stairs "L-love, your here...you found me..". She rushed towards you to kiss you but you pushed her away. You were as mad as a piglin whose gold got stolen. "Why did you do it Eret? Why did you do it?!" You say while crying. She reaches out to you, tears threatening to spill from her eyes. Stuttering she says "I didnt mean too. I'm sorry." You yell "Your sorry? You walked out on L'Manburg. You walked out on Wilbur, Tommy, and Tubbo. You walked out on me!" Both of you were full out sobbing now. "We can be together again like it was always meant to be." she says. You turned your back on her, walked to the door, but before you left you said, "As you once said my dear, it was never meant to be."
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moriiartist · 2 years
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DREAM SMP MASTERLIST
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A collection of works that I’ve written so far for the members of the Dream SMP!
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The Ten Fics of Christmas | Various x GN!Reader
In order to get into the holiday spirit, I have decided to release ten special oneshots featuring our favorite block men! These stories mainly revolve around Christmas traditions (hence the title of the series), and contain plenty of tropes that I like, so I decided to beat you over the head with them.
Of Monsters and Saints | Various x GN!Reader
Halloween is, quite literally, one of my favorite holidays. Period. So, since I wasn’t able to sate my thirst for spooks last year, I’ve concocted six fresh one-shots in my cauldron of writer’s brew! Do not resist the Halloween vibes. They are not optional.
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Yan!Punz HCs | angst | 642 words
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Knight!Reader x King!Eret HCs | angst & fluff | 1.8k words
Knight!Reader x King!Eret HCs Pt. 2 | angst & fluff | 1.6k words
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im-a-lil-simp · 3 years
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any chance a simp could get some jealous Fundy? feel free to do this however you’d like, or just not do it all! no pressure <3 also, I adore your writing and you’re absolutely amazing!
Jealous! Fundy
I will always write Fundy headcannons. I check all of my favorite tags daily or close to it just cause I like to read before bed, and I am always disappointed at the lack of Fundy fics. Thank you so much for the love as well!
I was really vibing with Fundy tonight so I loved writing this so much.
Oh my god he gets so jealous.
But only exaggerated jealous if you know what I mean.
He only actually gets slightly jealous but he'll make a big deal out of it anyway.
If you're in public it depends on the situation.
He'd usually let himself simmer.
He'll get a little jealous and grab onto your hand, but it seems normal the whole time, other than the sudden pda.
When you guys are finally alone, he'll get overly pouty and he won't leave your side.
He'll walk around and hold onto your arm and when you stop he'll hug you from behind.
He is very whiny as well.
"But you're mineeeeeee"
"Come onnn, sit with me"
That last one he definitely said in an uwu voice.
He wants to cuddle with you the whole time.
Even though this man is always working on a video, or coding, or streaming.
He won't ever do it while he's streaming, but he'll keep you in his lap if he's doing other work.
Keeping you close to him helps to keep that small little amount of jealousy at bay.
Sometimes he gets so pouty that he'll ignore you.
Not in a rude way, he'll just go talk to his cat right in front of you and act like you aren't there.
"Can you believe this?"
"I dont like what I'm seeing here. Are you seeing this?"
"That guy has nothing on me. How much do you wanna bet I could beat him in a fight?"
Yes, you did actually hear him say that and yes, you did catch it on video.
He'll usually do that if you show him a picture or video of a guy, gal, or nonbinary pal that you think is hot.
But it's not the only time.
He'll also do it if you'd rather be doing something else, either because you need to get it done or because you're really excited to be doing it.
He is definitely the type to get jealous of your work or hobbies taking away time that you could be spending with him.
Moving on.
He definitely gets jealous around his friends as well.
It's really funny because you'll play with all of them, on or off stream, it doesn't matter.
And you and Eret flirt, like a lot.
It's just kind of something you do.
You'd be lying if you said that part of it wasn't to rile him up.
It could be kind of funny when he starts to get all protective and metaphorically puff his chest out.
Okay, sometimes he puffs out his chest.
He'll start to treat you like royalty, and will 100 percent act like your guard dog.
He'll start following you around in game and punch anyone else back, especially whoever you were flirting with.
He'll open any door for you and he won't let you kill any mobs, even if you need the xp.
He wants to prove he is worthy to you because you are his pride and joy and he must prove that he deserves to even look in your direction.
Which is silly because you couldn't imagine a world where you deserved him at all, so how could he not be worthy?
That thought makes you more than a little soft and you'll walk over and place a kiss on his cheek, even if he's streaming.
Chat loves it when you do that, especially because he always seems to light up when you do.
Lastly,
You know he's never very jealous, but it's definitely funny to see him act like it.
Sometimes he has you wheezing at some of his jealous comments, especially to his cat.
He's also very sweet when he's jealous though and you always know you're gonna get some cuddles.
You don't like making him jealous on purpose because you think it's a mean thing to do.
However, you'll still do it anyway because then you get free cuddles and lots of kisses.
But he knows that you love him very much.
This made me feel so soft inside :3
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im-a-lil-simp · 3 years
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I don’t know if you do best friend readers but I was wondering if you could do Headcanons for being Eret’s best friend and what that would be like?
Being Best Friends with Eret
Yea of course. Friendship headcannons are totally alright, I just don't want them to be the only thing I write. You're always welcome to request them!
This is the second out of the three Eret fics that were requested. Then we get to the other people that are requested :)
You guys met online when the both of you were around 13, when the internet was really starting to boom into what it is now.
Ever since, you guys had been attached at the hip, the best of friends.
Sure, you guys had your share of falling outs, but you were always talking again within a couple of months.
For a long time, you guys were seperated by distance.
Your parents didn't want you going out to meet some 'stranger' so that you could get kidnapped.
You knew it wouldn't happen but they had your safety in mind.
It wasn't until the both of you moved to California for college that you finally got to meet each other.
At first, it was super weird.
The fact that you could exist in the same place at the same time felt wrong almost, since it had never happened before.
When you met, you ran and gave them the biggest hug you possibly could and both of you were crying.
You made sure to catch it on video because it was one of the happiest moments of your life.
After that, you moved into an apartment together to try and save on living costs.
You were a little nervous to move in with him, since you had never lived with anyone besides your family.
You didn't know if you would be able to live in the same space for a long amount of time without losing your heads.
But it went smoothly and you guys worked well together, you didn't find yourself mad at her often.
You did get into disagreements, but usually you would talk them out calmly and then be okay.
You had really only been in one real fight.
So much time has passed that you don't remember why, but you remember that it was big.
You both had your voices raised and you weren't really listening to each other.
When you finally distanced yourselves, you calmed down and came together to actually talk about the issue.
If they ever looked at you like they did during that fight again, you swear you would do anything and everything to make sure you could fix it.
Seeing him upset like that absolutely broke your heart.
But it wasn't normally an issue, thank god.
Going shopping together was another experience that you loved.
You both would always point out things that remind you of the other one.
You have definitely done that tiktok thing where you buy something with their favorite color, favorite drink, etc.
A couple of times, you've been catcalled by a guy, and Eret will usually catcall them back to try and make them uncomfortable.
It usually works and you are very thankful.
When they get catcalled, you try to reply with something witty, but she usually has better comebacks than you.
A few significant others have come and gone in those years as well.
None of them have been that bad, but you both take your turns telling them that you'd 'fuck them up' if they hurt your best friend.
Before you guys lived together, break ups would usually consist of 24 hour calls and comforting the other as much as possible.
Now, it's not much different, but your options aren't as limited.
Sometimes you sit in the kitchen and eat ice cream.
Or have a movie/show/youtube video marathon.
Or sometimes you'll go shopping and pick out outfits for each other.
But all around, your presences just make each other feel better and you don't know what you would do without them.
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im-a-lil-simp · 3 years
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Psssst do you think I could maybe get an eret fic? Something fluffy or like hurt/comfort? I don’t really care which
Lucky (Eret x Reader)
Yes yes yes. I love Eret. They are amazing and deserve so much love. As soon as I posted about some underrated kings, I got 3 Eret requests and I was not expecting so many. Do people really not post that much content of him?
I also use all of their pronouns here so if you don't like that get the fuck out of dodge (I know you guys probs won't have a problem with it but I must state this anyway).
Warnings: Talk about a bad ex-boyfriend
You wished that today just didn't exist. You wanted to bundle everything up in a box and tie it off with a bow. After that, you would drive to the nearest bridge and stand at the railing. Finally, you would drop it into the water and watch everything disintegrate.
But that was just wishful thinking. Nothing but a figment of your imagination.
You had run into your ex at the grocery store. While it wasn't the worst relationship you had ever been in, it wasn't the best.
You tried everything to make sure he didn't see you or try to stop and talk to you. But your efforts failed and he followed you into the next couple of aisles before tapping you on the shoulder.
You tensed up and tried to smile through your pain. He made mostly small talk with you before bringing up your phone number.
Your relationship had ended on a pretty bad note. For the most part he wasn't abusive, just a bad boyfriend. Toward the end, he shot up some red flags and you decided to leave, which ended in a big fight and slamming the door in his face.
After that, you blocked him on everything and got a new phone number. You would've really appreciate not giving your phone number to him, but he blatantly said that he wouldn't leave until he got it.
It came off as a joke and you both laughed it off a bit, you more nervously than him. Before long you realized that he was completely serious and you wished you'd brought your partner with you.
You hesitantly gave it to him before excusing yourself and rushing out of the store as fast as you could. Walking back to your car, you hop in and let out a sigh of relief.
You didn't even pick up everything you needed, you just wanted to get home. Your shoulders relaxed, but you did not like the thought of possibly having to get a new number. You weren't sure if you needed to, but you'd rather be safe than sorry.
As you parked in the driveway, you took the bags in your arms and struggled your way through the door, thanking god it was unlocked.
You set the bags down in the kitchen before deciding the floor was a good place to deflate and finally relax. You tried putting the groceries away like that, but failed, everything falling back on top of you as you put things on the counter.
Eventually, you made such a ruckus that it had disturbed the whole apartment and probably your neighbors downstairs. You would probably have to apologize later, but for now you focused on your partner, who was walking down the hallway to where you sat.
They stood in the opening to the kitchen and looked at you sat pathetically on the floor.
"What's all the noise about?"
All you did was groan and lay completely on the floor. Mostly to be dramatic, and dramatic it was.
Eret smiled and sat down on the floor next to you, navigating through the groceries that were skewed across the surface. He placed his hand on your side.
"I take it that your trip to the grocery was unsatisfactory."
Youd nodded and mumbled, "ran into my ex."
"Like your ex ex?"
You nodded again before shuffling into his lap.
" 'm gonna have to get a new phone number."
"Why?" he seemed amused but now you actually had to go through the trouble of doing all of that and just the thought of it stressed you out.
"He demanded he have my new one. Wanted to reconcile."
"Yikes. Well, I can help you put groceries away and then we can go do it now or we can cuddle on the couch and do it after."
"Cuddle."
She leaned down and kissed the tip of your nose before moving you off of her and and putting away the groceries.
When it was all said and done, the both of you were calmly sat on the couch. You were snuggled nicely into his side with a show forgotten in the background.
You were really lucky to have them in your life.
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im-a-lil-simp · 3 years
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Hi, I don't usually request things but I really like your writing style! Could you maybe do a soft, rainy days with Eret fic? Sometimes I feel like he gets no love lol. Thank you so much for all you do, your fics make me really happy! 💞
Rain (Eret x Reader)
Oh my god thank you for the love. I get really self conscious about my writing so it makes me super happy that you guys like it. I hope this one isn't too short for you.
I love Eret and I agree with you. I hope you liked the other 2 fics that came before this because they sure did flood my inbox. There'll be some other underrated kings following this one!
The first thing you noticed when you woke up this morning was the clouds outside of you window. You were also feeling lazy and didn't particularly feel like working, but you knew both you and your partner had work to do.
When the both of you had separated to go work, you were dragging your feet as you walked to your pc. All you wanted to do was curl up on the couch with a cup of something warm and chill.
You were sitting at your computer for about an hour before you realized you hadn't gotten any work done, and you probably wouldn't for the rest of the day.
You thumped your head onto your desk before getting up. If you weren't going to work, you might as well go bother Eret. Perhaps you could convince him to take a day off with you.
The thought of a rainy day with Eret had you bouncing down the hall. You hoped she didn't have much to do because you didn't want to feel bad about dragging her away from it. Especially if she was already knee deep in work.
Quietly making your way to they're desk, you wrapped your arms around their shoulders, resting your head behind theirs.
"Hello, to what do I owe this pleasure?"
"I don't wanna work," you mumbled, sounding poutier than you were, "are you almost done with yours?"
He let out a soft chuckle, "no, but if you want me to be, I can. This doesn't have a deadline. Just give me 10 minutes to get to a checkpoint."
You didn't want to wait, and you didn't want to come off impatient. So you compromized and came off as impatient.
You relaxed into her more and your arms slid further down her chest. You snuggled more into her side and left loving kisses along the side of her head and neck.
When they finally finished their work, you both got up and you dragged them to the kitchen. You would be making hot drinks and that was final. The day wouldn't be complete without them.
You filled the kettle with water, all the way to the top so that you wouldn't have to do a second time. Placing it on the stove, you turned the heat on and Eret reached into the cabinets to pull down some mugs for you both.
After you pour both of your drinks, Eret taking tea and you choosing a nice cup of hot chocolate. Taking your mug in one hand and pulling Eret to the living room with your other, you were in a rush.
You picked out a nice spot on the couch in your living room. It was perfect because not only was it your favorite spot on the couch, but it was right next to the window.
As you curled up on the couch, you couldn't believe how unbelievably nice it was that you were able to do this. All you felt was bliss as Eret held you close, resting their head atop yours this time.
Letting out a deep sigh, you relished in this feeling.
This was exactly what you needed.
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dreamcatcherrs · 3 years
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christmas with eret
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he is IN LOVE with the idea of wearing matching/themed christmas dresses or christmas suits with you on christmas eve
takes a fuckton of photos of you
or the two of you together
and posts them to twitter
you are just THAT couple
the one that just always look good in photos
like 2 models tbh
loves showing you off to everyone
he’s proud of having such a great partner as you😌
you'd put on christmas vinyls
and turn up the volume so loud
he’d smile widely at you, grabbing your hand in his
pull you real close and just dance to the beat of the song
towards the end he’d swing you around wildly and you'd just be a laughing mess along with him
he’d use his deep ass voice (even making it deeper) to whisper sweet things into your ear
and he’d do it jokingly at first
but then notice how much it affected you when seeing you get all flustered
BeCAusE wHO wOuLDn’T bE
and he’d start teasing you about it, continuing his low whispers
you two would make cute ass christmas crowns
as in flower crowns, but made out of fir branches and christmas ornaments you’d glue onto them
this mf would carry a mistletoe in his pocket everywhere he went
just in case he felt like getting a little smooch😉
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im-a-lil-simp · 3 years
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iv read through your stuff and really like it!! do you think you could do some headcannons for what it would be like to be dating eret?
Being in a relationship with Eret
I feel like this is becoming like another jealousy series cause I have another one of these for another person. I do not mind because I love these. Letting my mind run wild here.
God they're such a good partner.
They're always smiling at you, whether you're looking or not.
Goddamn the admire you so much,
She just can't stop staring at you.
It's like you're the entire world and she's the lucky moon who gets to watch from afar.
Except it's not always from afar.
Obviously, you're in a relationship.
You and him spend so much quality time together.
Little study sessions on the couch with your legs on top of theirs.
Movie nights where you talk through the whole movie, even though you both really wanted to watch it and end up having to watch it again later.
Them sat up on the toilet as you dye your hair in the bathroom, keeping you company as you do so.
You always try to be around each other and it's a little sad when you can't be.
You don't text constantly, but you both send multiple check-ins a day, telling the other how much you miss them.
And some nights you fall asleep on call, but only if you feel tired around the same time.
That's not insanely often, but it does happen semi-regularly.
And when you're with his friend group, they all love you.
They all think you add to their dynamic so well.
Not to mention they think that you and Eret look absolutely adorable together.
The loose arm he keeps around your shoulders is a favorite from his friends.
It's normal to both of you, but for some reason, they go crazy for it.
Maybe they're just excited to see you guys so happy and comfortable together.
On the opposite side, when you're with your friend group, they all love her.
They're so happy you finally found someone to make you stop talking about how lonely you were.
Jkjk, they love you.
But they're all thinking that a little bit, and you already know that.
Your friends also think she's quite the catch.
I mean, look at her.
She's insanely beautiful,
Insanely tall,
And insanely amazing in any aspect of her personality.
You're surprised on how you stumbled upon someone so amazing,
But your friends are not.
No matter who you ask though, you're a match made in heaven.
You cook together sometimes too.
It usually goes pretty averagely,
But sometimes it goes horribly wrong.
Because neither of you read 100 percent of the instructions 100 percent of the time.
Once, it cause you to nearly burn down Eret's apartment.
450 degrees was way too many for a simple baked pasta dish.
The poor pasta was so burned and you felt a little bad, so Eret tried it to try and assure you that it would be okay.
I'll be brief and tell you that it did not go very well.
You also have a habit of playing poorly made games together.
Whether it's flash games or cheap steam games, it's always a good time.
Very rarely, they're not actually that bad.
But usually, they are.
You'll both sit at the desk together and watch the other play.
And you both die of laughter every time.
Their laugh is like music to your ears, it's always a pleasant sound.
But if they had to describe yours, it would be as sweet as your favorite dessert.
The way your face contorts as you laugh would give them butterflies in their stomach and remind them once again just how much they love you.
When you laugh, every bad thing in the world evaporates into thin air for them.
When you finish laughing, you see them staring at you.
It makes you blush but they just seem so infatuated with you.
Eret is the best partner you could wish for and it's one of the most loving relationships you've ever been in.
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im-a-lil-simp · 3 years
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Travel Vlog (Fundy x Reader)
Okay so I impulse wrote this. Fundy is so underrated and amazing and I love him. I hope you all enjoy this man as much as I do, because he's fantastic.
Warning: Alchohol use and light kissing (?)
You planned your trip excitedly, almost rushing for the closest ticket before remembering that you guys had set a specific week to spend together. You wanted to be in London with your friends as soon as possible.
Before the planning stage even began, you had known that you would certainly be making a vlog out of it. You absolutely had to.
Out of the people that you knew, Wilbur, Fundy, Niki, and Eret would be there all at the same time. It was great and you jumped at the idea immediately. You hadn't seen any of them in person yet, even after knowing the majority of them online for at least a year.
Before going to the airport, you filmed a quick intro, making sure to do a couple takes just in case. You took some B role in the car on the way there, and even when you were up in the sky. The clouds looked amazing and you were so glad that you caught footage of it.
Wilbur picked you up from the airport. When he got there you both had big smiles on your face as you greeted each other. He was but a friendly giant (this man is like 6'5 like oh my god).
Getting in the car, the both of you drove back to his house since the others were already situated there. Practically bouncing in your seat, you told Wilbur just how excited you were to see everyone.
Walking in the door to his place was a good moment. Seeing the others sitting on the couch, waiting for you guys to get there just kinda made you feel warm inside.
Wilbur's house smelled home-y. It smelled fresh almost, with a hint of this indescribable nostalgia feeling. This made it all better as each of them got up to go see you.
Each gave you a hug and you slightly heated up when Fundy gave you a longer hug than the others. You didn't want to admit it, but you didn't mind at all.
Those feelings would have to wait until you all went back to your different time zones. You knew you had feelings for him, but you were deep in denial, no matter how obvious it was.
You brought your suitcases in and picked out where you'd be sleeping for the night. You decided on a lovely place that consisted of the floor next to the guest bed.
This was avoidable, but seeing as you weren't allowed into your airbnb for 2 days because all the other bookings were taken up, you had to sleep here for the time being. This was also why you were sharing it with anyone else who decided to come back with you, as to who was still undecided.
Throughout the first day or two, things went smoothly and you were all having a nice time together. Friends hanging out, just guys being dudes.
It wasn't until the night that you and the other undecided person were supposed to go to the airbnb that they voted you guys have a couple of drinks. It was nothing too crazy. You guys stayed in and enjoyed a bottle or two of wine together.
It was nice until it started to maybe get a little crazy. Pulling out some harder drinks, Wilbur asked if anyone might want any, just 'cause he thought he might be a gentleman.'
Fundy was quick to say yes to his gesture. When Wilbur gave everyone their last chances, you pulled yourself up out of your seat. This opportunity didn't happen everyday and you figured you would just have one more drink.
One more drink turned into two. And then it turned into three. And before you knew it, you and Fundy were sloshed and Wilbur was just a bit drunk.
You don't remember getting home. You assumed one of the way more sober people drove you to where you needed to be, but you don't remember any of it. The last thing you remember was the beginning of the conversation about who was going back with you.
Then it cut all the way to the next morning, or should I say afternoon?
You awoke in a queen bed with fluffy blankets surrounding you. You vaguely questioned where you were before you remembered.
Dragging yourself out of bed to hopefully find a bathroom, you saw a passed out Fundy sprawled out on the couch. He must've volunteered to come home with you last night.
You wonder if he blacked out or not. Did he remember what happened last night or was he just as in the dark as you were?
When he woke up, you guys ordered breakfast together and talked about several different things. But when the topic of last night came up, he didn't remember any more than you did. He actually remembered less.
It was a little weird to you how little you could make up from last night, but when you found that Eret had drove you 'home', your suspicions were confirmed.
For the rest of the week, you spent it like normal. You went out and did things with each other. You ate, you had fun, and you enjoyed each others company.
It made you sad almost when you had to leave. You all driving off to the airport one at a time made it even worse.
Your whole trip back, you were thinking about the next time you might be able to see them. Future trips in mind and just overall good times with your friends.
Getting back was a nice adjustment though. Getting to sleep in your bed was amazing and seeing you pets was a nice and sweet reunion.
About a day after you got back, you decided to edit together the vlog footage. You had a considerable amount footage, based on how much you guys actually did. There were a lot of good bits and funny moments that would definitely go in there.
Before piecing it together, you had to watch back all of your footage to make sure you were putting the right clips in the right order.
One clip caught your attention though. It was from the night the couple of you had gotten drunk.
This clip seemed like it was before you blacked out. You were probably on your second harder drink, third overall if you included the glass of wine you had.
This included you and Niki fighting about the best pokemon. Of course the fight was lighthearted, but it was also kind of funny. You vaguely remember that happening.
But the next clip was in a different location. You recognized it as the airbnb you stayed in. It was of you and Fundy sitting on the couch together.
He had a blanket behind him, which you presumed was placed there for when he went to bed. You could also see each of your rosy faces from the amount of alchohol you both consumed.
It looked to be as if you guys were playing truth or dare. It started of simple at first, before it started to pick up.
Truths and dares got more and more difficult. Until Fundy asked who you were into on one of your truths. Your no-filter drunk self outwardly admitted that you liked him.
That's where you pause the clip for a second. Your breath hitches and you can't believe that you said that. You also can't believe that you caught it on camera because if you didn't, neither of you would have ever known.
You finally resume the clip, and you find Fundy reciprocating your emotions. He explains to you just how amazing you are and it makes your heart melt. You really hoped that drunk him was telling the truth because maybe then liking him wouldn't be so bad.
After a couple more minutes of that, you pause the clip for good. It started to turn into a light makeout session that you really did not want to witness. It felt a little wrong to be watching that.
But you knew you had to bring it up to him. So when you sent him a message on discord, it made your nerves spike and you were a little anxious about what he might say.
When he responded, you explained to him the situation a little bit before sending him the clip.
You waited patiently for an answer before recieving an incoming voicecall from him. Picking up, you tapped your foot faster. You no idea what he would say.
At first he explained how drunk he was, and how much of that he really didn't remember. That alone made you a little upset, thinking that had meant he didn't return your feelings.
That was until he told you that even though he was incredibly drunk, what he said was true and that if you didn't want that, it'd be alright with him.
This made you a little angry. Who wouldn't want to be with him. He was amazing and you knew that so well. So that's exactly what you told him.
I guess being drunk sometimes turns out okay.
Needless to say, none of that was going in the travel vlog.
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im-a-lil-simp · 3 years
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I love your work! These fics are a guilty pleasure of mine lol... if you’re still taking requests I’ve been sitting on an Eret themed fic where they betray l’manberg in the final control room scene bc dream was threatening their SO :3 - stay hydrated! 💛
The Ones We Love The Most (Eret x Reader)
Aww I'm glad I can be your guilty pleasure. It's been a while since I wrote an smp au fic.
I kept it as they/them pronouns throughout the fic since it's more their pov.
This is also more of a blurb but I don't do that often so it's fine.
They didn't really want to do this. I mean, what kind of person would really want to betray those closest to them? All Eret really wanted was to cuddle up in bed next to you. What they wouldn't give for that.
Well, hey, I guess that sorta was their exact situation right now. But knowing that Dream was holding their partner hostage at that very moment didn't sit right with them. Not only did it not sit right, it made them extremely upset. The thought that Dream would go so far as to threaten one of your lives was repulsive.
They sat in the control room, setting up the chests that they would never fill, even a little bit. Did they mention how much they didn't want to do this?
The Blackstone felt cold and smooth against their fingertips. Only hours ago the room had been finished being built. If the smp was going to make them betray their friends, the least they could do was help them build the damn trap.
They dreaded the evening that would come, even more so as they continued to set it up. The worst part of it was how little they knew about your whereabouts. All Eret had been told was that you were being kept in a safe place.
They called bullshit. Dream probably had you locked in some cold desolate cell, only feeding you raw potatoes. They were only thinking about the worst, of course, but they were sure you weren't as safe as Dream let on.
When they brought the men of L'manberg into the final control room, they tried to keep themselves composed. Any drop in their demeanor could make them look suspicious and lead to them figuring out their intentions.
As Wilbur, Tommy, and the others opened their chests, you flashed through Eret's mind. While it deeply pained them to do this, a wave of relief washed over them. They'd get to see your amazing face right in front of them. They'd get to live in the castle with you again. They'd get to rule with you over the smp.
"It was never meant to be."
They said it harshly. Except it had been meant to be. It was meant to be and they were the one to make it otherwise. All just to save one person, they put the lives of others on the line.
When they finally got to see you, they knew Dream was lying about your condition. You might've been safe, but you weren't being treated like the royalty you were. Dream thought they were exaggerating, but they were angry regardless of if they were or not.
As soon as you both arrived home, they showered you in kisses. You were back in their arms again. You were actually safe.
They waited on you hand and foot for the next week, though they'd be willing to do it anytime, as long as you asked. You insisted that it really wasn't necessary, but they disagreed.
You were their everything. You were the one they loved the most.
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im-a-lil-simp · 3 years
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hi hi, i'd like to ask what you're rules for this blog are ? like on who you'll write and who you won't write for. i only ask because im 15, but i don't know your age or thoughts on writing minors and i don't wanna make you uncomfy by requesting a streamer whos under 18 :)
This is a great question!!!
I was worried when I started because I forgot to make a post like this, but it's great that it's happening now!
For minors:
I don't want to disclose my exact age, but I am comfortable writing for minor people. However, I will only write platonic relationships. I want to respect Tommy, Tubbo, Purpled, etc. just as I would want to be respected as a minor.
18+ rules:
For 18+ streamers, I will write slight nsfw/suggestive themes, but I will not write full on smut/nsfw. This is for a couple of reasons.
The first one being that I am not comforable in my ability to write those kinds of things. I think that I can write those themes pretty well, but a full on fic of it would probably not go down well.
The second one being that, even though I will write those themes, I just don't feel like I should be writing them in full. Kudos to other people who do, I just don't want to do it myself.
Now, here's the list you guys have been waiting for.
People I will write for:
Tommy (see rules)
Tubbo (see rules)
Sapnap
Dream
Fundy
Technoblade (strictly romantic or platonic themes)
Wilbur
Quackity
Eret
Punz
Awesamdude (no sexual themes, this man is too pure)
More will definitely be added, these are just it as of now
These are subject to change
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