#their first date

[tanked-up]

(Soap peacefully eating a slice of pizza in his bunker, when Ghost barges in)

Ghost: Get up

Soap with half a slice of pizza in his mouth: Hm?

Ghost: I said get up, we’re going out

Soap: Can’t you see I’m eating

Ghost now takes what’s rest of the pizza and shoves it in his mouth

Soap: THAT’S MY-

Ghost now with a handful of Pizza in his mouth: It’s not up for discussion, we’re going out

Soap: Like a date?

Ghost: What makes you think it’s a date

Soap: Well I’m just sayin… ye barged in like this asking me out and then saying it’s not up for debate…

Ghost: …

Soap: Also had a dream last night about us dining in that cool place that just opened

Ghost: You know what, it’s a fucking date

Soap now standing up while taking his jacket: Lead the way, bae

Ghost: Yeah don’t start with the names

Soap: Alright, sulky

Ghost mutters while heading out: Yeah I’m starting to regret his

#their first date #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghost mw2 #cod modern warfare #incorrct quotes #incorect cod quotes #cod meme

[itsaboutyourstruly]

#diabolik lovers #diabolik lovers memes #dl #dl memes #sakamaki brothers #dl crack #dialovers #reiji sakamaki #ruki mukami #mukami brothers #rejet #memes #their first date #diahell content

[aceofportsmouth]

where - pike formal when - november 5th, evening who - @rileyvander4rd

The car came to a halt as Booker parked the 2022 Audi in front of the steps. It took some begging on his end for his father to lend him one of the luxury cars for the weekend. Frank Wells agreed, once he heard his son’s real reason for wanting a nice car, besides impressing some frat boy douches; his father’s words, not his. He jogged around the car, opening the door for his date. “After you.” He says, with a flourish of his arm. A soft laughter can be heard from some stragglers outside of the hotel. Booker shook his head, eyes only for his date. The guys were obviously envious. He landed one of the most beautiful girls on campus as his date, so they were free to be jealous. Truthfully, he liked the attention. “Thanks, Randy. How’s your daughter?” Booker asks, tossing his keys to the valet. The valet, Randy, smiles appreciatively as he catches the keys. “She’s doing good, Ace. In your momma’s class now.” Booker mirrors the smile, thanking him for his help. He turns back to his date, an awkward smile on his face. “Sorry about that, old family friend. Are you ready to go inside?”

#thread 2: rileyvander4rd #rileyvander4rd #wells enough #their first date #eeeeee

[53v3nfrn5]

“Tell me about yourself” ok do u wanna know my past trauma or my fave color?

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

[kaionyx]

First date idea: Smoking a joint with you on my lap and scrolling through your likes on tumblr, making you read them out loud as you grind against my thigh until i’m done then picking the ickiest one to tease and degrade you about while I break you over my cock for the next few hours. ♡︎

#ftm ns/fw #t4t ns/fw #dom thoughts #t4t nsft #ftm top #t4t top #ftm dom #t4t dom #bd/sm dom #puppy dom #first date ideas #weed intox #intox k1nk

[lazylittledragon]

mombin pt 6 and look who showed up

(1)(2)(3)(4) (5)

#stranger things #platonic stobin #steddie #steve harrington #robin buckley #eddie munson #cw pregnancy #sorry to rob you of the meet cute but steve's got a lot going on. sometimes he needs a tinder date #someone said on my first mombin 'steddies will insert eddie into everything' kshjsdjsdjs #yes i will. i would be betraying myself if i didn't #ALSO #there is a teeny little plothole/inconsistency somewhere in this #it's like. easily explainable #i want to see if anyone else notices it #it's not that the car is backwards btw let's say that was just a crazy u turn

[incognitopolls]

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#polls #incognito polls #anonymous #tumblr polls #tumblr users #questions #polls about relationships #submitted dec 1 #kissing #dating #romance #first kiss

[inkskinned]

the problem is that being single is seen as the consolidation prize, and not the natural neutral state of being-a-person. at the end of the movie or the book or the poetry, there is a person waiting for you at the altar, and they love you. if the play is a comedy, everyone gets married. the metaphor is about how you are not-whole. the metaphor is about how everyone is going to be happily-ever-after. the metaphor is that romantic love is the most important resource on the planet, not just all-love. all-love is not a thing, that is a disappointment. the treasure is not the friends we made along the way. the treasure is the girl you landed.

the metaphor is that you cannot be alone, that means you are broken. are you getting over someone? that is acceptable, you can be getting over someone, but not for long. you must be single because you would rather not be single. you must be single and looking to not-be-single. you must want to date, eventually.

friendship and community are never seen as being equal-to or even-better than romantic connection. that person is your one! you need to find them. you need to hunt through the sand particles until you can shift out some kind of gem. this is regardless to your own experience of the beach and the sun. you need to be somewhere with someone.

if you are taking this time alone to heal, that is so sad. everyone gives you this little pitying look. the understanding is that you are not actually happier than you were before you were single. it is seen as a sort of pity - oh, you are choosing yourself, making yourself the priority? - that isn't quite right. you must mean that you are making yourself ready for the right person. you are just laying the bed better this time. open up your heart. you'll find them, we promise!

what do you mean you're really-truly genuinely-very happy? you are probably misremembering what it was like to be in a relationship. and besides, once you meet your person, that time will look grey and bland and wasted. your person is the only way for you to see in color. so what if you have taken this time - for the first time in your entire life - to actually-for-real do the fucking work. you can be proud of yourself, sure. but the way we need to know that you got better is that you get a partner. you're healed enough for the next bad part!

people don't choose to be single, they just say they're choosing to be single - they actually mean "nobody wants to date me." it doesn't matter how many people you have gently rejected or how many times you've talked it over carefully in therapy. what matters is that you are single, and by all accounts - that means you are something worth our pity. your successes and life all seem pale in the sunlight. sure, you have done amazing things and finally found your way in life. what matters is that there wasn't a person in the room with you while you did it.

you want to tell them - that's the whole thing. i didn't know how to be alone in the room. i didn't know how to handle the silence. every moment was so sharp, and i kept choosing the wrong way to close the door. i have spent my entire life in the empty well, living in the ricochet of someone else's cruelty. for once i have built myself a ladder. for once everything i taste is all mine, every bite of sunshine and laughter. i have learned how to sleep out in the open with my memories. recently, they have started to purr.

your father rolls his eyes. listen. this isn't about you. i just want a grandchild in my future.

#writeblr #i actually didn't want a girlfriend before nat #and my dad recently said to me - raquel. i don't approve of the promiscuity #1. i am 30. #2. i had casually dated about 4 people over 18 months. #3. i do believe he was just mad that i get more girls than he ever did #i had to look this 60 yr old deacon in the eye and say. okay so i have a girlfriend first of all im just not tellin yall about her #and secondly. #OKAY???? OLD MAN I DONT EVEN LIVE HERE WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ABOUT IT #briefly considered asking nat if i could pretend we were a one night stand kind of a thing

[pinacoladamatata]

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #literally no one is doing it like larian #and on the other end of the spectrum we have cute first dates with karlach <3 #incredible #iconic #showstopping

[sincerethoughtsblog]

Some of Margot Robbie's outfits in Barbie. MAMA IS TAKING IT

#ken and barbie #barbie mattel #barbie meme #barbie mermaidia #barbie movies #barbie #barbie movie margot robbie first look release date july 2023 greta gerwig warner bros cinemacon barbie #margot robbie #margotdaily #queen margot #barbie mermaid power #barbie magic of the pegasus #barbie movie aesthetic #barbie moodboard #barbie movie 2023 #barbie movie fanart

[tanked-up]

𝑺𝒐𝒂𝒑 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑮𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒕’𝒔 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒂 𝒉𝒂𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

Soap couldn’t believe it either, but when they actually arrived, it kicked in. “You’ll fit in quite well here, Ghost…” was all Soap said. Ghost smacked the back of Soap’s head and pushed him inside the house. There were other couples in the haunted house as well, but once they kept coming across Ghost they all fled. Soap ended up behind Ghost throughout the whole attraction. Ghost had a few scares of his own, but Soap… there’s not one soul who’ll get him to go again.

#their first date #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #cod meme #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect quote

[nkogneatho]

This is a PSA for all the writers who exclusively write only fluff and angst:

we love you. we still read your fics. no we don't care if it doesn't have smut in it. it is still valid and it is beautiful. thank you for existing. have a good day.

#i've seen so many times that fluffs and angst go unappreciated because everyone read ONLY smut. #but NO. there are people who enjoy everything. that includes me. i live historic au. #i love first kisses hcs. i love dating hcs. i live the angsty break up fics #pasi.txt

[evanbi-ckley]

Oliver is big, right? He's built like a damn industrial refrigerator. But Lou is

Lou is MASSIVE

I'm about to be such an insufferable slut on Thursday and I'm not even sorry

#i will not apologize for what i say or do while watching that episode #bucktommy first date save me. save me bucktommy first date #911 abc #911 spoilers #evan buckley #tommy kinard #bucktommy #oliver stark #lou ferrigno jr

[frogayyyy]

somewhere out there, there's an 11 year old zefram cochrane probably flibbity toileting or something. and one day in 39 years time, he's going to accidentally kiss a vulcan and change the timeline.

#out of date reference. what are the youths up to these days #first contact #star trek

[wasyago]

recks cleo !

she's a human btw, not a robot teehee ^_^

#another one of those with 'a few' alterations #yall were joking about ship of theseus with etho. well what about now? #the only original body part she has left is the brain btw #recks au #recks!cleo #my art #sketch #ALSO #again posting the most up-to-date ref first and then all the old stuff