i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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sobbing into my plate after overhearing a conversation between a mom and her tiny daughter in this shopping centre food court
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"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"
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Please reblog if you can, I'd like to get as many different results as possible!
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tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.
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random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄
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I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive
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