#them calves

[potter-solomons]

Bright eyed. Buff. TEDDY BEAR.

I love your ears and buy a peace tea for me. ✌️

#tom hardy #facepuller #2022 #big man #buff af #strangle me with your bicep #you look so rested #smiley tommo #camo shorts #yes please #them calves #thick ass fingers #grey beard

[sealsdaily]

Guys please learn the difference between an elephant seal and a walrus i dont know why im seeing so much people confuse them the last few days

#Quick tells: if it has tusks its a walrus (some walruses dont have them) if it has a ton of whiskers its a walrus #if it has a large proboscis nose its an elephant seal (calves and females dont have them) #But generally look at the face. #not daily #mod ribbon

[dollelujah]

Goddamn, when you see them all together like this it really does hammer the point home

Even if the average fan doesn't have the vocabulary to describe the technical terms for what all these dress and skirt types are, they're definitely cognizant of Mattel squeezing the budget of these projects to the point where we can't get a nice fucking full A-line ball gown dress

#That draculaura black gown and her haunt couture release have been it #Frankie's haunt couture had a really short bubble skirt thing which was really cute #But people know what they want and a tube of fabric tightly wrapped around a dolls legs ending at the knees or calves is not it. #Call it a mermaid gown or a trumpet skirt or a purple polka dotted pineapple upside-down cake #There are other silhouettes out there and a billion with a B dollar corporation can afford to design a doll with them

[wanderingcritter]

when someone asks you if you want to be a parent someday and you have to lie and say idk instead of "yeah just probably not to human children"

#pls give me a litter of pups/calves/chicks to raise i will take such good care of them pls pls pls pls pls p #i want them to be my biological kids not “property” that i own #therian #therianthropy #otherkin #alterhuman #nonhuman #transspecies #dogkin #wolfkin #canine therian #bovine therian #bird therian #therian shift #species dysphoria #non human rant #rq dni #human babies are so weird

[spyroforlife]

Mumbo was snarky as hell throughout his first episode of season 10 and I love that for him

but also

shoutout to Ren commenting that he'd "happily munch a bit of Iskall thigh" and Mumbo suggesting that everyone else leave the call to give them some space

Mumbo then said they're in danger, the fanfictions are being drawn up as they speak

Ren: DON'T SAY THAT

well you're the one who brought up chewing on your friend's thigh, sir

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft spoilers #hermitcraft season 10 #mumbo jumbo #renthedog #and meanwhile Scar showed off his skin to Impulse Joel and Gem #telling them to specifically focus on his calves and how strong they are #and Joel agreed that they looked strong #yeah sure

[hojlundaise]

before extra time rituals:

group therapy ✅

calf massage + zoning out ✅

encouragement + more zoning out ✅

balls check??? ✅

#manchester united #antony calves for user someshipsneversail hehe (i couldnt find a nice shot i hope its ok) #love how he got the massage then immediately got benched lmao #sorry malacias blank stare was so funny to me #also the pens went well just because he stood with them ok he provided emotional support with his sweet little face #+

[fisheito]

wondering if there's a character who HASN'T done the Do in heels. ????

#absolutely this thought came up bc i saw shadow lineage yakumo bang eiden while holding him up against the rocks #i looked down and saw yakumo was wearing heels!? for the first time?? #ah. no wonder he was extra tall this time #i was saying to myself... how? doesn't it hurt your legs? GEEZ yokai heel wearing abilities are something else #i find heels extraordinarily painful. idk if it's the untrained calf muscles or what #so i had to sit in admiration and awe for a bit. wow! look at him go! #then i wondered... have ALL of them accomplished this impossible (for me) feat? #Quincy would never ? probably?? #is it because they're impractical? not great for traversing rough terrain? #idk i'll let the quincy experts weigh in #but i started listing off the characters who HAVE done the do flawlessly in those painful shoes #edmond naturally. kuya of course. maid blade. #i haven't unlocked enough rooms to know #does garu wear heels? would he hate them? would he wear them and be completely unbothered bc his calves are the most powerful of all time? #DOES EIDEN EVER WEAR HEELS? #eiden in stilettos when??? #i am torn between eiden beautifully strutting around with the confidence of a drag queen #and eiden tripping after a single step on slightly elevated heels #he can do both. depending on his mood #and depending on who's nearby to conveniently catch him if he were to fall oh so dramatically

[hellenhighwater]

ma'am. your CALVES. they must be so strong.

I commute on foot, which means that I walk an absolute minimum of ten miles a week in those heels, and my office is four flights of stairs above the courtrooms I usually practice in, which I go up and down several times a day.

So: yes. Thank you.

#well #those heels or any number of other similar pairs #i am that sevenites show dog on the kitchen counter #he likes to be tall #also this is weird to say im not like...proud of my calves? they're whatever #i use them a lot is all #i do actually like my forearms tho

[jb-nonsense]

As someone who has danced renaissance style dances as a job, I'm pleased Wyll did not break out a waltz and did a dance that showed off his calves

As the lord intended for that time period 👏

#wyll ravengard #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #saw someone say it looks like a bird mating dance #and yeah. that's kind of what they look like #also calves were considered the sexiest part of a man way back #so you had dances that used them and strutted them

[sidhedust]

Well, folks wanted more worldbuilding and pre-Arc 1 sketches of concepts and characters that don’t come up until later-so here’s an assortment of neighbors! In order, from left to right, we have the malachite sprite, a veil sprite, a sea sprite, and a river spirit, gratuitously called a dragon in Tovera’s folklore.

Like the fairies of the Emerald Isles, these guys used to be humanoids with magic prowess and sprawling civilizations, ruling the earth, sky, and sea before humans came along. Eventually, they became spirits of many shapes and sizes due to the magic of the mortal realm becoming weak over time.

More info under the cut!

Malachite sprites and other gem-like sprites are seen in the mountains to the northeast, the Mountains of the Four. They can bend the earth, and fuse gems into their bodies for defense and fashion. If they like someone (usually because they fed them) they’ll leave crudely made jewelry in their windowsill or doormat. These folk appear in the folklore of the Ichor clan, Wyver clan, and the dwarven clans of the mountains, often seen represented in statues in front of mines, old murals in the mountains, and in stories about Ichor and dwarven brides being dolled up in jewels by them.

Magi on the west coast of Tovera see a lot of these slug-like sea sprites, especially when it’s warm-they are friendly to humans, but mages shoo them away from beaches to avoid any magic based incidents. Similar to selkies, many stories exist of slug women falling for fishermen on land. They range in size, being as small as the animals they resemble to being around the size of an adult human. They appear in the folklore of the Lagaos clan and Anfini clan, the former living from the beaches to the lakes of the land, and the latter living mostly on the coast.

The shimmering, opalescent veil sprites double as wind sprites, and can be found anywhere. They attend to the Veil, monitoring it and repairing it when it’s disturbed by magic anomalies. When they aren’t doing that, they’re pranking humans and neighbors alike, using their power over wind, glamour and perception to bend and twist the veil and freak mortals and neighbors out-mortals are skeptical of the neighbor’s existence, and neighbors don’t like being seen, so it’s a fast way to get a scare out of both and a laugh for yourself. Because they’re everywhere, they appear in a lot of clan’s folklore, both human and odd folk alike, usually as a type of wind spirit.

Lastly, the spirits of rivers, the curly-furred, humanish faced dragons, are a rare sight. Many mages haven’t seen one in their lifetimes. It is said that they live in houses made of sand, shells, and water based plants smashed together at the bottom of rivers, either solitarily or in a small pod of other dragon spirits. Like eastern dragons, these neighbors are long and noodle-like, and to travel they gather water vapor to make clouds to walk on. What little is known about them is that river towns, like…well, Dragonriver, have lots of art and festivals centering these beings, often appearing as symbols of good fortune-it’s said that those who take a lantern boat, place waterfowl, fish, or fresh fruit on it, and send it downstream will have a great fishing/hunting season, and the river won’t flood the town next season.

#sidhedust art #concept art #spirits #nature spirits #the malachite sprite is an eyesore (affectionate) #I’ve always wanted to make a gem people so I’m happy I hashed one out #the size for them isn’t mentioned but they range from to your calves to the size of a young child #so like to your stomach or even chest #veil sprites are about the size of a flat hand. and the dragons range from big dogs to classic eastern dragon noodle size

[no-psi-nan]

Just realized I can finally go through my teenage goth phase now that I can afford to buy Demonias and such. Taxes are no fun but being an adult rocks sometimes lmao.

#my selections may be limited by my fat fuckin juicy ass calves but such is life. maybe I can ask the local shoe guy if he can widen boots?? #u never know?! if he can fix them then surely he can put a triangle in the back‚ ya feel

[4belphie]

forgot abt my random obm oc who is belphie’s kid

i still have no actual idea how they exist in canon but the idea of all of the others slowly realizing their parentage and freaking the fuck out bc belphie’s locked in the attic and his kid is just waltzing around making pacts with their uncle is hilarious to me

#belphie doesn’t find out until he kills them/almost kills them #they all find out rhe truth in order of pact btw #like lucifer knows smths up but doesn’t get confirmation from the others until likr right before lesson 16 #the others know that lucifers mad at belphie so they try to hide the truth until they know how he’ll react #their names seren btw #they look similar to belphie but not enough so that u can tell hes their dad #if u know its easy to see but if u don’t u can’t tell #they don’t act similar to him either #i based them kinda off the behavior of cow calves 😭 #so they’re sweet and energetic and social #but also kinda lazy when they want to be #belphie eventually comes to adore them and is very protective but its very rocky at first #obey me belphegor #obey me fankids #obey me ocs #swd obey me #obey me