𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞'𝐬 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞
⤷ female, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!
a/n: I know NOTHING about the movie or it’s plot, other than I want to marry Margot and her portrayal of Barbie is bringing so much nostalgia
Warnings: nothing, because in ... Barbie world there’s no hatred, no homophobia, no gender norms etc. It’s perfect...
ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ
ENFP
Gryffindor
Chaotic Good
Taurus Sun, Aquarius Moon, Leo Rising
𝑺𝑭𝑾🌿
・First and foremost Barbie is a very independent woman
・She doesn’t need a partner, which makes your relationship all the more special
・She’s chosen you because she genuinely loves you, rather than doing it because ... she has to
・And it was a big shock to many when they found out that Barbie had chosen a woman to be her partner
・But she wouldn’t hear anything against it: she loved you and that was the end of it
・Your relationship seems pretty perfect. Because it is.
・Life with her is perfect
・All the annoyances of normal daily life don’t occur during life with her
・Even if you don’t live in Barblie World, she still has this magical energy that brightens everywhere she goes
・She isn’t someone who has many flaws; physically, mentally or emotionally
・Maybe she does act before thinking though, and that can cause a bit of trouble
・And she’s very specific with both her outfits and yours
・Her wardrobe is endless
・A lot of pastels, as well as endless pinks
・She always makes sure your hair and nails are done (you usually have something matching with your nails...and outfits...)
・Always gives you compliments throughout the day; “god you look radiant honey!” “you’re glowing!” “I can’t believe we’re in love!”
・Being around the other Barbie’s and always having light-hearted conversations (dark thoughts don’t bother you here)
・There are mermaids in the ocean, fairies in the trees, princesses in castles and magic around every corner
・Her nicknames for you are “honey,” “sweetheart,” “my love,” and “bunny.”
・Barbie’s love language is ... all of them. She loves ‘buying’ you gifts (there is no money currency), she loves spending time with you; exploring, dancing, adventuring.
・She always wants to hold your hand or have your arm linked in hers. Her words of affirmation are almost constant. With acts of service, she likes to clean and redecorate for you (even if you don’t need her to).
𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔
Overthinking This x Not Thinking At All
Acts Then Thinks x Thinks Before They Act
Chaotic Dumbass Duo
𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆
Forever In Their Honeymoon Stage
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈:
Romantic Flight by John Powell
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Donald Duck Theme Song
Lyrics:
Who's got the sweetest disposition?
One guess. Guess who?
Who never, never starts an argument? (Woman: Hmm?)
Who never shows a bit of temperament?
Who's never wrong but always right? (Donald: Yeah?)
Who'd never dream of starting a fight? (Donald: That so?!)
Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
No one... (Donald: WAAAK!!) but Donald Duck! (Donald: Yeah!)
He's got a lot of talent
And a lot of style (Donald laughs)
Which is a way of saying
(Donald: I am versatile!)
He's got an even temper
And a winning smile
He only gets excited
(Donald: Once in a while)
He plays a hot piano
And a hot guitar
He goes around the city
In fancy cars (Honk honk! Donald: Yoo hoo!)
He dines on chocolate ice cream
And a candy bar
'Cause after all remember
(Donald: I'm a movie star!)
Who's never wrong but always right? (Donald: Yeah?)
Who'd never dream of starting a fight? (Donald: That so?!)
Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
No one... (Donald: WAAAK!!) but Donald Duck! (Donald: Yeah!)
(Donald: "Donald Duck?" That's me!)
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𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐧'𝐬 𝐬/𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞
⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!
a/n: I haven't played the game but I've somehow become obsessed with this Vampire Spawn...
Warnings: swearing, possible spoilers for the game, nsfw included
ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ | ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ ᴵᴵ
ESFP
Slytherin
Chaotic Neutral/Evil
Leo Sun, Scorpio Moon, Sagittarius Rising
𝑺𝑭𝑾🌿
・Before you got together, in that long space of time of 'will they, won't they,' - you had a lot of banter. Oh, and a fuck tonne of flirting.
・Which made a lot of people think you were together. And it actually made it really easy for the group to use you two as a fake couple for things
・There was so much tension between you and Astarion; the looks he would give you when you were, but more importantly, when you weren't, looking
・It took a long time for physical touch to be allowed. He didn't realised how touch-starved he truly was.
・It started off with hugs, standing closer together, brushing your hands against the other's.
・In front of others was easier than on your own. The bravado covered the insecurities.
・When it was just the two of you. The silence - it felt like the two of you were so exposed.
・So it took a lot of trust; from both of you, to develop a relationship built on strong foundations. Trust. Reliability. Honesty. Which wasn't too easy with Astarion.
・But you gave him as much of yourself as you could, before telling him enough was enough. He's either in or he's out.
・And he couldn't deny you.
・Rough kisses that turn soft, the more he tastes you
・But more often than not, Astarion's soft kisses turn into the most heated, rough, passionate embraces that leave you light headed.
・Your scent is the most invigorating thing he has ever smelled. It's a comfort to him.
・Astarion has a silent dream to have a family, to hold a baby in his arms, for its little fingers to wrap around one of his own.
・It's a daydream that took him two years to tell you about, and he did so while thoroughly intoxicated
・Calls you an array of nicknames: "sugar puss," "kitten whiskers," "pup," "angel," "little devil," "honey lips." etc.,
・Very protective of you.
・At first he tried not to show it, or to cover it with snide comments and witty remarks.
・But then he became more obvious with it, especially if you were in actual danger.
・He had never felt true panic until he saw you nearly die. He couldn't live if you weren't alive too.
𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔
Opposites Attract
Tough on the Outside, Soft on the Inside (Astarion) x The Top (You)
Tragic Past (Astarion) x Ray of Light (You)
𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆
You Show Him Kindness, Another Way of Living, x The Other Choosing Kindness As Well, As Redemption.
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈
The Sails of Chiron by the Scorpions
Swan Upon Leda by Hozier
𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 🔞
No one under the age of 18 past this point, I bloody mean it.
・With Astarion's past, and what he had to do - sex is difficult. He may talk a big talk, but knowing him and what he's told you; you just know it's hard.
・With the first few times you had sex, Astarion was very rough; dominant, the one who was calling the shots
・It was almost like a performance. He talked the big talk and now he had to live up to it.
・But really, you just wanted him to let his walls down, and fully connect with you.
・Astarion is well-endowed, around 9 inches even when flaccid
・When he's stressed about something (which only you can pick up on), you take it slow, massaging body parts, letting the space become safe ... peaceful
・A lot of blood play (if you're into it) - biting while going down on you, letting the blood well in his mouth, smearing it around your sex with his nose.
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