Dick Grayson, age 9: I hate you Bruce! You’re not my dad! I’m going to kill zucco with my bare hands!
Jason Todd, age (idk, 13?): golly gee mr Wayne this sure is a nice place you got
Jason Todd (age 19, recently resurrected): I was never the son you wanted! You wanted a replacement for dick!
Bruce Wayne (age too fucking old for this shit): *rolls up sleeve to point to several bite mark shaped scars* you wanna know how I got these scars?
bruce: all i ever wanted was a non-feral child. just one that didn't want to gruesomely murder people. took an interest in college and other noble pursuits that have nothing to do with illegal vigilantism. crochet maybe. i remember i had one, once. a wonderful, smart, bright eyed child
jason: oh YEAH. well i'm SORRY that i can't be as perfect as DICK was, with his PERFECT GRADES and his COLLEGE DEGREE and—
bruce: i could not have been more clearly talking about you
The fact that Hannibal kept Will's time slot empty because he knew he would come back eventually and because he couldn't bare seeing someone else sitting on Will's spot at Will's booked time
-Rue getting clean and staying sober, and then falling in love with an amazing girl, living her best life, and coaching others to get/stay clean (aka be an Ali to others)
-Jules heading to NYC and pursing a career in art and focusing on herself, which leads to eventually finding the right person.
-Lexi and Fez getting married, getting that farm, having three beautiful daughters, and Lexi becoming an amazing play write. They get all the happiness they deserve and nothing bad ever happens to them again.
-Cassie finding her self worth, and realizing she doesn't need male validation to feel complete. Moving on with her life and putting herself first for once. She lives a much happier life than she ever thought possible.
-Maddy becoming an CEO of a company, falling in love with someone who sees her for the wonderful person that she is, having a family, and basically just being the bad bitch that she is.
-Kat becoming a world renowned smut writer, sells out millions of copies of her books, and totally taking over tumblr with her fanfics.
-Ethan makes it big on broadway, and is sought after for every role, like it doesn't matter role, because that boy has RANGE.
-Bobbie becomes the most successful broadway backstage manager, which she falls in love with Ethan and they get their own little New York apartment and live happily ever after.
no but imagine if the scripts were actually real but people started saying the writing was like a wattpad fanfiction and even bad writing (bc it was pro byler and the jancy problem) so the duffers were so embarrassed they decided to say it was fake? lmaoooo
Ooh, let's talk about chemistry
'Cause I'm dying to melt through
To the heart of her molecules
Till the particles part like holy water
If anything
She's an undiscovered element
Either born in hell or heaven-sent
Either way I'm into it
She's not acid nor alkaline
Caught between black and white
Not quite either day or night
She's perfectly misaligned
I'm caught up in her design
And how it connects to mine
I see in a different light
The objects of my desire
the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
Yesterday marked the 100th day of genocide. Please, do not get used to this. Our people, killed, bombed, kidnapped, stripped, executed and starved is not normal. Our kids in pieces, their body parts collected in bags is not normal.
Israel has killed 23,700 human. More than 10,300 child. We'd need 177 school bus to carry the Palestinian children killed by Israel in gaza. 10,022 fatherless child. 8,352 motherless child. The wounded have their wounds rot and die waiting in front of the crossing. Maggots seen inside alive people's wounds. 5,500 pregnant woman will give birth in the upcoming weeks. 100 Days of Genocide. 100 Days of the world watching silently.
truly cannot wait for tim and lucy to slow cook together in that crock-pot they call a shop. they are going to marinate in so much romantic tension, i'm so here for it.