#then it does and I’m like HUH

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 211

The figure looked down at Billy. Billy looked up at the figure awkwardly from where he was digging through a trash can. 

“Um… I can explain!” 

Okay he honestly couldn’t, and instead threw a bag at them and booked it like his life depended on it. Which it might! Living in Fawcett meant that there were magical entities everywhere, even if they looked human, and he wasn’t going to get stolen by some fae! 

…

And they caught him. Great. He’s going to die now or get thrown back into foster care- huh? Food? They’re offering- no no, this is some fae bullshit, isn’t it! … But he’s also hungry, so maybe it’ll be worth it…

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Dan whose on parole seeing gremlin child: Huh why does he smell like magic #Dan: I’m going to get the weird child food #Dan listening to Billy complain over a sandwich: Oh no I can’t get attached #Dan: So I’ve gotten attached like finding a feral cat #Dan finding out Billy is Marvel: Oh no this kid is like 9- I was at least a teen-adult when I started doing hero-villian things! #Dan: Kid I’m getting you back into school even if it’s homeschool #Billy who thinks he just got adopted by some sort of fae thing: Sure why not Mr Fae-Dude #Time travelling hero who sees World Ending Threat getting dragged around by Smol Child several weeks later:

[smilesrobotlover]

I haven’t done anything with villain squad in forever so I’m adding Bellum to it cuz I like his character and want to play with him more. So remember when I shared a random Linebeck descendant design here? Well I decided to sacrifice him to be bellumbeck rip. Bellum doesn’t talk so he uses Linebeck descendant to talk to Ghirahim. Bellum kinda does his own thing in the ocean and only cares about what he wants, which is overthrowing Oshus and stealing force to become powerful. I’m trying not to make him goofy cuz Bellum’s scary silence is more appealing, but I am having fun 😔 like Bellum doesnt eat, drink, or sleep so having to suddenly take care of his “vessel” is a challenge to say the least.

#sorry Linebeck’s descendant #I’m thinking of naming him Liam idk why #Liam Linebeck #does that sound stupid? #idk #villain squad #Bellum #Linebeck #bellumbeck #villain squad villain squad villain squad! #I miss this au fr fr #I should do the other villains for fun huh #he won’t be an addition to the team cuz Bellum is more neutral #he doesn’t care about Ganondorf or demise or hylia #he’s kind of like Kogha in the sense of neutrality

[fumifooms]

Mickrin

Fifth entry of my “Dunmeshi rarepairs I will birth with my own hands if I have to” series. This one’s straight up embarrassing, like of course the shadow version of Chilchuck and Marcille would get me.

It suddenly grabbed me out of nowhere. What got me thinking about it is this exchange, first comic third panel, because like… Woah. He knows she has a thing for Kabru? Or something. And he has NO FEAR. Like it’s so forward and has 0 pretenses lmao. And then I thought… And oh no. Oh no.

"I can fix him" x "I can make her worse"

Very uptight and strict and rules-following and too self-aggrandizing tbh x will not hesitate to insult you to your face and sleazy and free spirit…. Kuro is involved in an ot3 of sorts in my head and basically they drag her into Situations of various moral standing aka scams or idk going to a club god forbid. I think she needs to relax and get taken down 1 peg maybe, and I think he needs like…….. Someone to teach him what is unhealthy lmao, also remind him to get work benefits, and if they can like get to feel safe and comfy with one another (and god just the road there would be a beautiful trainwreck to watch) they would be gossip besties worsties.

Kabru needs to be the epitome of morals but like, if it’s Mickbell she can lower the bar… Just for him… <3 She can fix him just a little and she’ll be like "wow! Ok I can settle for this amount of upstanding behavior from you Mickbell you get a gold star"

I never expected it ok I read this extra expecting nothing and god knows why I saw him be like "hey u like Kabru right. You’re his babysitter right. Which poor sap is being Kabru’s maid" with 0 fear and her being so casually pissed back at him and idk, how they’re so comfy being not polite with one another but they’re still coworkers-friends despite it… Crazy for how prickly they both are that they manage that much. They bicker and see each other as annoying at best but weirdly dependable and friends despite it all and……….. I am going to grow them in a lab and observe how I can make it work

MICKBELL IS A REBOUND MORE AT 9??? Maybe Rin and Mickbell have a one night stand and then the aftermath dynamic is this….. She probably regrets it. And then it gets more complex and grows into something odd as she becomes hyperaware of him and they have this little complicity thing going on….

I think cuddling with Kuro (who would be more like a platonic protective & soothing presence in his and Rin’s relationship rather than romo) would destress her actually I think she needs and deserves it. Go to a dog cafe bbygirl it’ll fix you. So what I’m saying is the three of them watch a movie and Rin and Mickbell are sitting on Kuro’s laps and everyone is so comfy. Kuro’s legs die halfway through but he’s self-sacrificing it’s fine….. Actually Mick is on his laps Rin’s just nuzzled into his side. There, fixed. I am so weirdly invested in them… They’re funky to think about. Rin seeing Mickbell and Kuro like "you guys are aware that what you two have is fucked up right" and then joining them in the messy dynamic 🤝  Put them in situations. That will be all.

The sheer amount of sass on their own, let alone together…

Make them get drunk together it’ll be glorious

#Dungeon meshi #mickbell tomas #rinsha fana #I’m sorry i see visions in my hot coco mugs #Fumi rambles #Dunmeshi rarepairs #I’ve had these two in the back of my mind for months by now i’m like. Idk if i’ll write them at one point but it’d be neat #Rin needs more love. This does it for me idk. Think of the shenanigans. Someone chasing after Mick and Kuro and they drag her through the #Alleys along. Market-going turned very wrong. Someone said since both Mick and Kuro are pretty touchy feely they’d lean on her & #I think that’s cute #Mickrin #Rinbell is also cute but eh #Everyone needs Kuro tbh he’s just so laidback and good #Kabru notices early and is like. Now what the fresh hell happened while i stopped looking at you guys for 2 secs. Good for u but also huh?? #I swear i have actual meta posts coming soon i just have demons to exorcise every so often #If you ask me for another rin ship that isn’t qpr it’d prob be Pattadol. Toshiro too I’ve heard fun ideas for it but Pattadol… #Her little ‘money~’ laugh is weird lol. One common point with Mick?

[lithi]

Was trying to like. Imagine how a step-mother Penelope/step-daughter Athanasia AU would work. Claude would either never know about Penelope’s affair (or at least does not suspect about the pregnancy. Somehow) or would be so blinded by grief after Diana’s death that he would just pathetically accept Penelope back.

Obviously she could not pass Jennette as Claude’s so ..?? She would probably huh. Keep her as her forever dirty little secret or eventual pawn to use (maybe she is passed off as countess rosalia’s daughter?).

Her relationship with Athanasia would depend a lot on whether Athy is still reincarnated or not but I guess Penelope would either roll with Claude’s mistreatment of her (and probably have him disinherit her because she is, after all, his low-born bastard) or play the kind step-mother for politics (and the rest would also depend on whether or not they do have children together later on. maybe Anastasius using her as his black magic baby machine fucked her body up). Just imagine. The drama

Anyways this is what inspired the brainworms lol

#should I tag this #lithi?! wmmap posting?! in 2024??? it’s most likely than you think #eh #who made me a princess #I think Athy and Penelope in this AU would have like a sort of. mh. Rhaenyra-Alicent relationship #athanasia de alger obelia #claude de alger obelia #Penelope Judith #huh… Aemma-Diana. Viserys-Claude. why does all of this work so well #I’m so smart <- (?) #aka AU where Athy and Penelope have the most epic royal court drama while Claude mops in the background #and Jennette is happily playing in the dirt somewhere far away #BUT maybe Claude knows/suspects about Jennette but again he is so pathetic and sad and what not he just accepts Penny back #and like Penelope would obviously try to have kids with Claude to have more legitimacy but maybe Claude is just not down for fucking lol #and like I said Penelope could have some after effects of Anastasius’ black magics and she just can’t have children anymore #so she’s just kind of stuck between having to suck up to her husband’s bastard #or trying to put her own bastard on the throne lol #because well yes Jennette is also a bastard #a lot would also depend on Anastasius being alive like in the manhwa or not #and Penelope knowing about it #I’m not much of an Ana fan so since this is my AU I choose to say he’s dead

[thenwhatthefukcisthis]

one fine day, eames learns the phrase “lean mean fighting machine” and refuses to call arthur by anything else for a good month.

obviously, he aims to woo arthur but fails by a mile cause OF COURSE the only word arthur zeroes on is “mean” and refuses to meet the forgers eyes in the said month.

safe to say no productive dream thievery was done for a total of thirty days

#Arthur : am I mean? :( #Ariadne : no baby who said this lemme fight #Arthur : .... eames :( #ariadne: huh what no baby he loves you #Arthur : what #ariadne : what #cobb : I think what eames meant by that is that you are a well fit very efficient dream criminal #Arthur : but a mean one? :( #cobb *squinting hard* : lemme go check my totem real quick cause did you just pout??? #yusuf : can we test this somnacin can we PLEASE test this somnacin #saito : mean can hold varied meanings mr arthur I think mr eames merely meant to say that he’s impressed by you #Arthur : but he doesn’t like it when I say I’m impressed :( does that mean he doesn’t like me anymore #saito : ..... are all westerners like this my goodness #yusuf : lol yes #inception #arthur x eames #dreamhusbands #they are idiots your honour

[farmlesbians]

ghosting someone after a date is something like wildly unfathomable to me which is why i’m still kinda like…. ouchie ow owie over it a couple months later like what do u MEAN??? how can u do that to someone so casually idk maybe i’m too sensitive but how can u treat people u have met so disposably (not a word)

#like its not even about the person who did it to me its just like huh????????????? my brain does not comprehend how u could do it and not #feel guilty forever. i don’t think i’m made 4 dating like just tell me straight up and i’ll be okay with it now i’m just like ????????????? #and i know theres not something i did to ‘justify’ it like idt its rly justified ever unless the person is a genuine threat but its like ? #?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? #like ‘nobody owes anyone anything’ but like why do u only do things if u think ur obligated to cause u owe it to them just be a decent pers #woke up at 7:40 am after a weird dream ignore me #my friends keep telling me that i gotta get used to it but like…… 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 why cant people just be decent

[alonetogether]

i did not want to be That Guy but literally if i keep seeing that the only tags ppl leave on that peterick bunk cuddling art is about petes ass i swear i WILL start biting people like i know it’s meant for fun and trust me it was funny to me to begin with too but having smth like that said over and over. without any sort of like further. compliment or excitement at least after is just disheartening at this point

#i doubt anyone gives a damn that i’m saying this but… listen. Please. if you’re gonna have fun about it can you at least put a heart emoji #the only reason he ‘has a fat ass’ is because of… me lining wrong and it’s like. not fun as an artist for it to be (INDIRECTLY YALL DIDNT #KNOW ITS OK) reminded i made a mistake. over and over #the sketch does not have cake i just. made that line way too thick and a little too curved so it. … Gave Him Cake #and i lined his back a little too far down than compared to the sketch so it makes it worse #anyway what i’m saying here is. literally i see like a hundred mistakes in that art and everytime you leave just smth like that as a tag #and nothing more? it just brings it All back up dude like. to the point it’s giving me stage fright SORRY BFKDBF #though tbh this is just made worse cause it’s like. most of the twt replies on twitter . and you all know i cant Stand her (twitter) #god i just keep talking huh #haiiii if you read this far. muah. kissy

[insignificant457]

Cassius:

#red rising #light bringer #light bringer spoilers #Cassius au bellona #nice to see Cassius remains bitchless yet again #for a man who Darrow can’t stop describing he sure does get negative pussy huh #anyway I’m back on my bullshit (making low effort red rising memes) #the light bringer excerpt has awakened that part of me like a sleeper agent #I got more locked and loaded in the chamber

[arcsin27]

As a non sonadow shipper, congrats on becoming canon guys! 🤝 that’s actually really cool, I’m sure you guys are having a field day with it!

#i really hope I don’t sound too salty #it’s a server I joined today so I’m trying not to be too weird by talking about ships too intensely lmao #and it really is just. category 5 fandom events are always insane to witness yknow? #and seriously I am not hating I’m honestly just indifferent and in awe #like holy shit you guys won huh #almost like those datamined p5 files that had a png of the text joker X crow #sonic #sth #sonic x shadow generations #sonadow #the ”read the room” was more like ”does sega know what they’ve done. they can’t just say sonic X shadow omg”

[heyitsphoenixx]

my mother was genuinely trying to make the argument that people do not fundamentally care about each other’s stories and only care in the ways they can relate their stories to their own experiences and therefore no one should ever try to make new plot lines or share their stories bc it’s all been told before and the only point to you sharing your story is for your own therapy bc no one actually cares and humans aren’t actually pack animals but lone wolves and we keep saying we want to change the world and we could so easily overthrow people in power but bc no one actually cares about each other we don’t do it and just give up. I have never been more certain in my whole life that I am right in saying she could not be more wrong. for the love of god please just share an orange with someone

#this is the same woman who will start yelling at the tv if she can follow the plot that’s coming within the first five mins #and has said before she hates people talking to her and doesn’t care what anyone has to say #like of fucking course you think that!!!! but not everyone has the same brain rot as you!!!! #and if you actually think that’s true in all your fifty years of wisdom from living #then be the fucking exception!!!!! care!!!!!! about something or someone!!!!! #jesus fuck!!!!! #I tried to argue but she gave me a look that was like #‘uh huh but I’m so much older than you I’ve Seen The World I Know better’ #like. the length of your life does not make you more correct than me by default #sorry I’m ranting I’m just like. jfc then fucking care!!!!! do something instead of wallowing in self pity #and saying that you’re just ‘noticing the truth’ instead of being a martyr #anyway. #go hug somebody. lay in the grass in the sun

[lunalivvy]

MOURNING THE ABBY WE COULD’VE HAD </3

((THE MIDDLE AND BOTTOM LEFT PIC HELLO ??))

#SHES SO ABBY #SHANNON BERRY YOU WOULDVE BEEN WONDERFUL #no hate to kaitlyn dever she’s a good actress #i don’t want ppl to treat her the way bella was treated due to ‘inaccuracy’ #but abby is BUFF and they casted a petite girl ?? huh ???? #abby is supposed to look like she can BEAT ellie up and kaitlyn does not #i’m sure she’s gonna do an amazing job acting wise but #shannon would’ve checked all the boxes #we hate to see the removal of different body type representation #the last of us #the last of us 2 #the last of us hbo #tlou s2 #abby anderson

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

BLACK PEPPER????????

#op #🐻 just told me my pussy smells like black pepper I’m going to CRY #WHAT DOES THAT MEAN #he says it’s a compliment but like HUH???? #since when was black pepper an option 😭😭😭😭😭

[mishtershpock]

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#not to sound like a broken record #i know this has already been talked about a lot in current fandom discourse #but all the tommy love also comes from a place of #misogyny (buck’s m/f relationships failed bc the women weren’t good enough. but his first m/m is perfect and destined and tommy is god) #(even though we know next to nothing about them as a couple. cough 1 kiss and 1 failed date cough cough) #and biphobic concepts (buck’s only relationship/partner that is worth shipping and love and fandom time is the m/m one) #(if he’s with a woman he’s not worth our time? the relationship/partner isn’t worth our time. right?) #some people kinda sounding like the conservative haters right now #oliver stark’s voice shouting from afar: he isn’t gay! he is bisexual! he still likes women! #some people like to celebrate bi buck (as we should) but then erase his previous gfs #in favour of this 1 man he’s shared literally 4 scenes with. okay #<- <- <- i drafted this like 6 hours before that interview came out. ollie came to back me up with the ‘he still likes women’ lmao #him dating a guy now does not erase or dismiss his previous m/f relationships or that he’s still into women #one final comment. any time buck got with a girl it was ‘they need to break up immediately’ #‘she’s not right for him’ #he’s with his first guy and it’s ’they should be endgame’ #‘they’re perfect together’ #huh?? one. we barely know tommy/them together #two. what exactly makes them endgame material? bc they’re both men? cough biphobic misogyny fetishization cough #three. it would be objectively hilarious if he realises his sexuality and within 2 weeks is dating a guy for the first time #and then that guy ends up being his endgame forever partner. lmaoooo that would be so dumb sawry #not to mention it would kinda lean into the biphobia and misogyny mentioned above #in that it would suggest that his problem with finding love previously was… women #and this problem is now magically fixed because… man #four. not to be a buddie endgame truther but if all the vocal support means this is what we get instead #instead of Them. i’m out see ya bye bye #i am sooooo reading way too much into this but oh well

[beanmaster-pika]

Wait does Yanqing know that Blade is his martial uncle

#*i* didn’t know that blade is his martial uncle for a while bc I didn’t pull blade and haven’t done jingliu’s story quest (planning soon) #anyway every time they’ve been on screen together yanqing has been Ready To Fight but jing yuan probably raised him to have manners so like #after finding out he greets him respectfully through gritted teeth like ‘…………shibo.’ #and blade Does Not Give A Flying Fuck. he doesn’t even remember who this kid is. that would rankle even more I think. #‘huh what’d this kid call me. oh right I had a shidi this must be his disciple. Whatever.’ #pika’s ramblings #honkai star rail #hsr #edit: played jingliu’s quest! ….so if I’m understanding right BLADE is the shidi #edit cont: since it looks like he didn’t learn jingliu’s swordsmanship until after he’d become an abomination of the abundance #edit cont: IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL THAT TEACHING………

[you-are-joking]

just finished watching hannibal. quick question why is it LIKE that

#hannibal #like EVERYTHING about the show is 1000% over the top #WHY are the sex scenes like traveling to another dimension #why does the music alternate between hannibal playing classical piano and just irregular drumbeats #don’t even get me STARTED on the dialogue #WHO TALKS LIKE THAT #y’all were not lying with the ‘tell me will’ memes #they’ll have their morning coffee being like #ah yes the bean . . . harvested early in its life just like my dead sister #HUH #i’m obsessed #but i can’t look at hannibal content on here bc it’s all connected with our good shadows #and i still haven’t seen wwdits so i gotta get on that before it’s spoiled here #goddamn this is just like 2013 superwholock trying to catch up on every show #thanks for the recommendations at any rate

[ickypuppi3]

something about billy helping steve with his reading and the book they’re reading in class being gatsby

and them lying on steve’s bed and smoking and steve listening to billy read

and steve grabbing billy’s wrist and being all “haha they’re kinda like us because we’re friends, right hargrove?” about nick and jay

and billy’s just white knuckling his copy of the book

#steve doesn’t get it idk what to say #billy’s having A Time #billy hargrove #steve harrington #harringrove #steve: i’m jay and you’re nick because you always come to my house #billy: uh huh sounds about right [visibly shaking] #steve saying ‘that’s you’ to billy whenever nick does something and billy’s like that’s great but don’t tell my dad #this is all about dyslexic steve again btw #he literally is idc it’s canon to me #that’s why billy reads to him #thanks for coming to my gay ted talk #ickyspeaks