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diinofayce · 5 years
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Shadows on the Horizon - 1
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x OFC! Layne Hardin | Word Count: 2k | Warnings: Language, Hydra doing bad shit | A/N: This is chapter one of my sequel book to Like a Whisper in the Night. I highly recommend reading that first, you can find it right here >> x <<
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“Kill the lights, Thor,” Layne whispered into the commlink in her ear.
She was perched in a treetop high above a known Hydra compound in Siberia. The mask that had been shielding her face from the cold wind up in the treetops was pulled down around her neck so as not to obstruct her orders and so that her binoculars would sit more comfortably on her nose. The only sound that could be heard was the soft whirring and occasional clicks of the enhancer that was surgically implanted on the side of her head. Shuri had managed to update it from the original design to make it less noticeable and less likely to get caught in her long brown hair, but it seemed like the biting cold made it hard for the little box to do its job. Frost making the gears run sluggish and harsh, she wondered if Bucky ever had this problem with his arm but assumed not seeing as it was made out this bitter cold.
With a rumble of sudden thunder, dark grey clouds came rolling in from the north, lightning crackled along the fluffy ridges of the storm. As it seemed to almost settle itself purely above the brick and mortar complex, lightning bolts flashed and targeted the power supplies. Generators popped and smoldered, small flames shooting up to the night sky only to be quenched by the sudden downpour of freezing rain.
Layne cursed softly to herself as the wind whipped the rain her way, it turns into ice shards that beat against her skin by the time it got to her hiding spot. Raising the binoculars to her nose again she focused her vision so she was able to see the auras of everyone in that building, including her own team.
“Sweet, Sergeant; your west is good to go,” Layne muttered into the comms, watching as the bright yellow and army green silhouettes made their silent entrance on the west side of the building.
She moved her vision to the south side of the complex where the silent infiltration was waiting for the go-ahead, unfortunately, the generators were also housed on the south end.
“I have unfriendlies moving south. Assault team, make some noise, please.” Layne ordered. With the onslaught of the storm and how far off Layne was she couldn’t hear from her position if Agent Sweet and the Sergeant were doing as instructed, but she figured they were when the group of five bright blue silhouettes that had been running for the south side turned on their heels and headed down a Westward corridor.
“Five your way from the south-east, assault team. Specter, you’re green to go.”
Layne watched as the lemon yellow aura of her brother faded from her vision, signaling to her that he had successfully melted into the shadows and entered the building. Turning her gaze back to her assault team she frowned and looked around frantically for any sign of the sergeant's army green aura when she noticed Sweet was on her own, four blue auras on the ground around her.
“Assault team, report,” Layne demanded as she watched Sweet continue down the hallway towards a southwest room.
“Barnes went after one of the operatives - looked like a lab tech more than a soldier. I think Barnes recognized him,” Sweet’s voice crackled back through the comm link and Layne swore.
“Sergeant, report,” Layne demanded aggressively, not worried if her voice happens to carry to unwanted ears. “Bucky, fucking report, dammit.”
Layne combed the complex, not even looking away as Thor landed below her tree with a heavy thud and a plume of snow. He held Stormbreaker in one hand and his burnt-out commlink in the other, his face stoic and serious as he also watched the complex down below the hill.
“Specter, do you have eyes on the Sergeant?” Layne asked, a desperate edge creeping into her voice.
“No,” came the faint whisper of his voice which told her that he was still mostly dematerialized and finding a way to complete his part of the mission.
Layne swore and threw the binoculars to the ground.
“Thor, I have to go dark.”
“Lady Whisper, I think that is unwise,” Thor grit out. He wasn’t a fan of the assault team being split up either, but he knew that Sweet was more than capable of taking care of herself despite his worry.
“I’m in charge of this mission, Thor. One of my operatives is unresponsive and this needs to be followed through to the end. Will you protect me?” Layne asked, scooting back against the trunk of the tree. She pulled a rope off of a carabiner on her tact pants and threw it around the trunk and her waist before cinching herself in place.
Thor gritted his teeth, a growl of frustration tore from his chest and up his throat, he knew he shouldn’t let her go in but he was just as unnerved as anyone. He caught the comm link that Layne threw down to him and watched as she took a deep breath. In the dark, he could see her dark brown eyes flash with amber fire before her body went limp and ragdolled against the tree, saved from falling out by the rope around her waist.
Thor slipped the commlink in his ear and hit the button. “I am back online. Whisper has entered the field,” he spoke gruffly. “Report.”
He heard his lady’s frustrated sigh and the sound of automatic gunfire. “Of course she is. I’m in position, holding for Specter.”
“Any signs of Sergeant Barnes?”
“Negative.”
Thor dropped his hand from his ear and looked back up at Layne’s empty shell of a body. He scrubbed his hand over his beard aggressively before sinking the blade of Stormbreaker into a neighboring tree. It was not often Thor was the one who had to stay back and do nothing and it was not a situation he was fond of being in.
Layne loved astral projecting, for most of her life she hated her abilities. They made her feel like a freak and her parents and eldest brother often made life hell for her and Daniel for being something other than normal kids. But now, after being with the Avengers for a little over a year she couldn’t get enough of them. Although, the first few months were rough, getting past her alcohol addiction and getting used to the stress and drama that came with being a superhero all in a very short amount of time made it hard to have a healthy relationship. Not that she and Bucky started in a healthy way to begin with, but they were in a much more solid space now. They trusted each other implacably and rarely was one sent on a mission without the other, which is why Bucky neglecting to answer his report demand made her so high strung. Something was wrong, Bucky wouldn’t fail her in this one simple way.
In this bodiless form, Layne was able to slip between cracks in doors and remain unseen despite basically floating down the middle of the hallways. She couldn’t really see, though, was the only issue not in a traditional sense anyway. Everything appeared like a gray barely shaped blob, like a video game that was poorly rendered. What she could see were the auras of individuals, brightly lighting their location for her so she could easily take over the consciousness of anyone of her choosing.
They were basically color coded, which made it easy to find people like Steve and Bucky who were a rich army green or Thor and Loki who were bright royal red; but most people were either a brilliant cobalt blue or a fluorescent yellow. Blue were humans and yellow were mutants. People who were enhanced, like Steve and Bucky, had different colored auras and she tried to keep a little catalog of different ones she’s come across. Like King T’Challa was a beautiful velvet purple and Bruce while usually blue often had a noxious neon green swirling around the depths of his aura until the Hulk took over and was green entirely.
Layne found her best friend, Susanna Sweet’s, location fairly easily. As a mutant with super strength in a Hydra facility, she was one of two yellow auras in the building; the other being her brother, Daniel codename Specter’s, flickering aura. He could melt into shadows and control auras just as she could and when he was disappeared his aura disappeared with him leaving no trace. But he was skilled at computers and engineering so they had brought him along to run the hacking and you needed corporeal fingers to hack. Swooping past Susanna, she heard her friend cuss softly at the information Thor was feeding her through the comm link.
It should be easy to find Bucky, only two people in the entire planet (that she had come across) had auras like them so why wasn’t she seeing it? Turning a corner she found herself blocked by an odd force field. It covered a large set of double doors and beyond it, Layne could see six blue auras, one yellow, and one that oozed with inky black fury. Layne pressed her consciousness against the doorway, but it was almost like a thick rubber wall coated the doors and she couldn’t find purchase.
She swirled around from room to room trying to think of everything the different spies at the Avengers complex taught her. What would Natasha or Clint do? It was then that she caught sight of the air vents and triumphantly ghosted her way through them. The ducts were heavy with dust and grime and despite not having lungs in this form it still made her feel dirty and clogged down.
Finding the air vents to the barricaded room weren’t blocked she shot out and if she had blood it would have turned to ice. Standing there, like she had seen so many times from Bucky’s screaming nightmares, in all it’s cold rusted glory was the chair. A bruised and battered woman, her hair roughly shorn from her scalp, sat in the far corner, her hands outstretched towards the double doors. No doubt a mutant they kept once word of Layne and Daniel leaked to the presses, a very helpful power to slow the two phantom kids down. But what scared Layne the most was the soldiers and the scientists that were crowded around Bucky. He stood still, the light behind his eyes gone, as one of the soldiers clapped shut a little red book.
Layne had seen photos of that book, she knew that book had been destroyed. The aura that poured from Bucky was so intensely black it almost seemed to suck in the light around it, it oozed pain and hatred and despair. Gone was any sign of the warm, strong, confident green of what his aura was supposed to look like. This wasn’t Bucky anymore, this was bad; very, very bad. Suddenly the Soldier’s cold eyes shot up to where she was invisibly hovering and it froze her to her core. There was none of her Bucky behind that stare, those eyes were murderous and spiteful and somehow they knew she was there. As the soldiers started dragging Bucky back towards the chair, Layne shook herself out of her stupor and flew back through the vents.
Retracing the halls she flew past Susanna and into the room where her brother was just pulling a flash drive from a computer tower. He looked up sharply as he sensed his sister’s aura and the panic it was in. Layne saw his eyes flash that same amber fire as he made room in his mind for her. Layne melted into her brother, sharing with him the memory of what she had just witnessed as she raised her brother’s hand to his commlink.
“Sergeant Barnes is down. The Winter Soldier is on the field.”  
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houseplant-central · 3 years
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This post will contain spoilers about the entirety of the Star Wars Christmas Special, if you’ve never seen it I HIGHLY recommend you do so with fresh, unknowing eyes because it is an absolute experience. Link here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hH8rxarVG8&t=1278s
This post will also contain spoilers for other Star Wars films, but if you've uhhh ever been on the internet you will have already seen such things.
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We open on a black screen and a straight to TV movie announcer voice establishing that Chewie needs to get home to his family for life day (Wookiee Christmas). We seen Han and Chewie in the falcon for like, 5 seconds, and then we sit through 5 minutes of including an add for General Motors. Apparently Chewie’s father’s name is “Itchy”, his son’s name is “Lumpy”, but his wife gets the normal name of Mala.
Also, Chewie having a family completely changes the moral values of his character. Sure, after the events of the first film he’s involved in war so he has to be away, but before the first Star Wars film are we to presume that Chewie is a dead beat father who left his wife with their young son to go be a smuggler with Han? Or is the economy on the Wookiee planet so bad that this was a necessary move? Mala’s house seems quite middle class but perhaps that’s only because she’s been provided with Chewie’s smuggling money? But him and Han are in debt? Or is only Han in debt? There are a few ways this could shake out but it’s more likely than not that Chewie willingly chose a life where he rarely sees his kid, Lumpy (I can’t type Lumpy without laughing) and, what the hell, man?
!!! After writing this I remembered than Chewie has a life debt to Han as of the recent Solo movie canon. So in fact it is Han who's dragged this poor man away from his family and allows him to visit only once a year. The questions about the wookie economy remain however.
Then we get like ten minutes of the three Wookiees speaking Wookiee to one another with no subtitles. This will set the tone for the film, I’m afraid. Lumpy watches a hologram circus for a few minutes and then refuses the do the dishes. Mala checks the TRAFFIC report even though Chewie and Han are? In space? And being chased by imperials? And then skypes Luke on a hidden tv that seems to be just for Skyping Luke’s garage.
Luckily for us, Luke is in his garage, in an orange jumpsuit and ten pounds of eyeshadow. He’s condescending to the Wookiees for about 5 minutes while staring directly into the camera and not blinking and then tells Mala to smile which she does, in a terrifying manner, and then I guess Mark Hamill had to go because something explodes in his garage and then Skype connection is conveniently lost. (And no, we don’t ever check on him until the final scene, which is more likely than not a communal drug trip and not an actual confirmation that Luke is okay).
Mala checks the traffic again and this time gets direct footage of the Wookiee planet trading post? There, a discount Vader says “I hate fish” very passionately, after being handed a minuscule aquarium which is just apparently for if you want a pet fish you can keep in your pocket at all times?  
We cut directly to actual Vader, who says he’s going to search “every household in the system for the rebels”. The implication here is that this could ruin Mala’s Life Day, which is HILARIOUS because what about the other implications of Vader having enough men to search “every household in the system”?
We cut directly from the enemy starship to mala cooking. Not in a juxtaposition way, but in a “we forgot what genre this film is”, “four minutes of Chinese medical drama inserted into iron man three for the Chinese release” kind of way.
(https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.hollywoodreporter.com/amp/news/iron-man-3-china-scenes-450184)
Mala watches a cooking show which features a British drag queen, and Chewie and Han fight a handful of imperial fighters in the middle of nowhere in space.
An imperial soldier skypes the Chewbacca residence reminding them that he’ll be coming around to look for rebels (and WHY is Chewie coming home if he’s going to endanger his family?) The guy who runs the trading post arrives with a part so they can tell him about how Chewie’s late. He also makes Chewie’s wife kiss him on the cheek which is.... a little weird. Lumpy gets a present that’s basically space lego, Mala gets some sort of sewing machine and old man Itchy gets a virtual reality headset that shows him 10 minutes of some lady in space posing, whispering and singing erotically and saying things like “I am your fantasy, I am your pleasure”. Which we of course have to watch as well for 10 minutes. Occasionally we cut back to Itchy’s face in the VR and he is concerning my into it.
As one review aptly pointed out “I wonder what Chewie’s father fantasizes about is not one of the things I wanted to know after watching A New Hope”.
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Sexy space hologram actually has quite a powerful singing voice, but watching old man Itchy watch VR erotica while Han and Chewie are fighting for their lives is.... weird.
We immediately cut to Leia and C3PO who Skype in the Wookiee residence. Leia ends up speaking to the guy who runs the trading post who’s.... still at Mala’s house, because she’d rather speak English than have C3PO translate for Mala and her. Leia decides Mala is in “good hands” with this trading post guy, and Carrie Fisher’s first cameo is over.
They turn on the TV and an imperial reminds them that he’ll be coming around soon to check their houses for rebels (why is Chewie coming home if he’s a wanted man here?). As the man on the tv says this him and storm troopers show up at the door (so I guess it was recorded). There’s some casual anti-Wookiee racism and then they guy from the trading post covers for them by saying the husband of the house ran out after a fight. The imperials decide to wait for the man of the house.
The trading post guy shows them mala’s sewing machine which is, in fact, a small tv shaped like a sewing machine. We watch the imperial soldier watch a music video on the mini tv. This goes on for 6 minutes and even I skipped ahead.
The music video is so dope the imperials deicide they’re going to leave, and then they don’t. And then they search upstairs. The leader loudly announces he wants them to find evidence to connect this house to the alliance (even though they don’t even know chewy lives here, I guess they just don’t like Lumpy and Itchy?)
One of them nearly shoots Lumpy just for being annoying (which, fair, his childish Wookiee noises are annoying as hell). Mala turns on a cartoon for him, which is A CARTOON ABOUT THE REBEL ALLIANCE, which Lumpy then watches WHILE THE IMPERIALS ARE IN THE HOUSE SEARCHING IT I...???
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And also when was a cartoon about the rebels produced and how was it distributed when the empire is still in charge. It’s only been a few months since the distraction of the Death Star— even if they were going to make a propaganda cartoon about the rebel leaders wouldn’t they? Make it about what happened? Why make a cartoon about events that didn’t happen?
Also the cartoon just feels like somebody by was vaguely described the original Star Wars franchise while drunk.
Boba Fett is in the cartoon too, for some reason, and is actively working with the empire as opposed to Jaba.
The imperials search through ONLY Lumpy’s room, and find nothing (who would hide their rebel alliance stuff in their kid’s room anyways?) Mala is undisturbed by this destruction, happy that Lumpy will be busy cleaning for a bit, which is pretty fucking cold if you ask me.
Then we get to the famous instruction tape scene. Lumpy watches an instructional video for a “transmitter” part that does not exist in real life and we watch him watch it for 8 minutes.
We switch to an “imperial made” program about the moral evils of Tatooine, which is actually a short rom-com about the canteena. This naturally spirals into an anti-empire musical number.
Chewie and Han arrive just in time to save Lumpy from a stormtrooper and then Han tells Chewie’s family they’re “like family to him” with the deadest eyes and they all stare at each other for an uncomfortably long amount of time.
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Mala and Chewie have as sentimental of a reunion as two Wookiees can have. We transition directly from the threat of the empire to the Wookiee family of four holding their life day candles which, of course, cues up the weird psychedelic music video that is all the Wookiees of the planet singing silently and then walking slowly in their red robes through space into the light.
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The Wookiees of the planet then, all sharing this fever dream together, greet in front of the great tree to murmur and hold their candles. Unclear whether there was a quick costume change or if they’re all astral projecting together. We get a small speech from C3P0 and then the main trio absolutely steal the spotlight, with Leia singing a long song and Han staring into the middle ground like he has no idea where he is. The Wookiees, whose holiday this is, get to say basically nothing. A Wookiee baby seems to have been baptised, but it’s unclear. Leia also stands next to Chewie and pets his chest weirdly even though we have literally just spent the last hour and a half establishing that he’s a married man. As the Wookiees all gather at the tree, Chewie has a flashback that basically recounts the first film, including events he was not present for.
Chewie and his three family members pray over life day dinner, and credits roll over the drawing of his house.
So what does all this actually change about the Star Wars canon? Not much, especially considering that the actors involved genuinely refuse to admit that it ever happened. It was an obvious cash grab after the success of the first film, that much is obvious. But it does imply a few things about the characters in canon, and it has created a few good memes.
The implications:
- Han is a uncle-ish figure to Chewie's kid, despite being a terrible influence
- The economy on the wookie homeplanet is NOT GOOD considering they only have one trading post. Either nobody has thought of the concept of exporting raw materials like all the funky trees with funky lumber that they have, or the empire is just exporting what they need without paying the wookies anything.
- Either Han or Chewie is responsible for Chewie's kid having an absent father figure.
- Leia learned how to sing at one point
- Between A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back when they reach Hoth Luke went to live somewhere with a garage? Instead of training for imminent war? And Han and Chewie fucked off to go back to smuggling.
- Leia is like, a little racist? Possibly unconsciously because of her upbringing? But she calls Chewbacca's house to say hello and then when no English speakers are there says she might as well go despite having a translator. Which is weird because as a diplomat you would think she'd sit through translated conversations all the time.
- Owning a pet fish is still a thing in the future. (If you're about to say "actually it's all set in the past, not the future, because it says "a long time ago"!" screw off, you know what I mean).  
- VR softcore porn exists.
- Hair metal, as a musical genre still exists.
- There is a cartoon about Luke, Leia and Han in canon which presumably Luke, Leia and Han would be able to watch.
- The empire is able to keep tabs on how many Wookiees live in each residence on the Wookiee home planet, but are not able to keep tabs on which Wookie it was that was spotted with the rebels.
- Han is even more of an asshole in A New Hope than previously established, because he says he doesn't by into religion and that anyone who does is stupid but he KNOWS Chewbacca is a religious man, and Chewie is sitting right there.
The memes:
- THIS lovely face from Lumpy:
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- The Wookies all walking into the light.
- Mark Hamill not blinking for 5 straight minutes.
- Bantha Loin.
- Life day itself.
- and of course, Harrison Ford denying this movie ever existed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7TGWOHTdac
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like random.
Stranger: hi?
You: hi
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You: i'm only in my first year
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You: it's 12:25
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You: do you dream much?
Stranger: sometimes
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You: what kind of nightmares to you have
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You: i once had a dream that my dad turned into a giant spider and tried to rape me
Stranger: well that's something
Stranger: i had a dream once a mascot kicked my mother in the face, and when i woke up i was leterally crying,i don't know why
You: what
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You: poor you
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You: my dreams are always so psychological
Stranger: i really had a hard time sleeping after that
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You: always invole violence/sex and family members
Stranger: i also do get astral projections...
You: wow i want to hear all about them
Stranger: like i was seeing myself sleeping or i was floating and seeing some people having conversations
You: that's a gift
Stranger: after watching insidious,i got scared
You: you get scared a lot
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Stranger: just sometimes
You: ok
Stranger: i had this dream once, someone or something was chasing us,we were really scared, i do't even know who I was with
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You: those are fairly common
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but it was really scary though
You: yeah the weird creatures my mind thinks up are so much scarier than any horror film
Stranger: yeah, i can definitely relate to that
Stranger: so,what do you like about fine arts?
You: just the freedom to do whatever i want
You: because everything is art
Stranger: do you paint?
You: i used to
Stranger: used to?
You: but these days i do sound and video based pieces
Stranger: that's popular nowadays
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Stranger: what kind do you paint?
You: i used to do landscapes in oils
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Stranger: do you do abstract?
You: not really
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Stranger: I'm really amazed to those who paint tabstract
Stranger: abstract
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You: some people do it so well, but with others it just looks shit
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You: nothing worng with that though
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Stranger: that was nice
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You: check out this one
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You: you go on the dark web?
Stranger: sometimes
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You: casue it was tto weird?
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Stranger: it was too immersing
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You: how do you get onto it?
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You: interesting
Stranger: does fine arts involves poems?or not?
You: yeah
You: fine art is about poetry sometimes
Stranger: actually, what i really wanted to get was english literature
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Stranger: i do have a lot of written poems
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You: you should try to publish them
Stranger: i tried letting others see it, but they just stole the poem from me and told others that they are the ones who made them
You: wow
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You: was that an official publishing company or people online?
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Stranger: personally
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You: ah
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Stranger: yeah
Stranger: people get known and remembered when they die
You: i'm crossing my fingers on that one
You: cause i don't think i'd enjoy being famous while alive
Stranger: it's too much work when you get famous while you're alive,i agree with that
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You: if i ever get famous i wanna be like a d-lister or something
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You: yeah
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Stranger: it is for me too
Stranger: when i don't do anything, i day dream
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Stranger: yeah,sure
You: i want to know your opinion
You: cause i've been daydreaming a bit about dragons lately
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You: no
You: not like that
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You: i mean
Stranger: okay
Stranger: sorry for interupting
You: what if it was like the typical princess in a tower with a dragon story
You: but you end up with the dragon
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Stranger: does the dragon become a prince?
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You: nah, the dragon kicks the princes ass
Stranger: it would be too cliched it the dragon was aprince
You: and the dragon has a sexy human form
Stranger: you're toying with me,aren't you?
You: no
Stranger: seriously?
You: i really daydream about this sometimes
Stranger: the dragon kicks the princess' ass?
Stranger: what the?
You: no
You: no
Stranger: oohhh
You: the dragon kicks the prince's ass
Stranger: sorry
You: not the pirncess
Stranger: i misunderstood
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: actually ,that be more realistic
Stranger: how come a human can defeat a dragon with just a petty sword,right?
You: exactly
Stranger: that would be nice
You: and then you end up living happily ever after with your dragon boyfriend/girlfriend
Stranger: but the question is,how does the dragon end up with the princess?
You: the dragon kindnaps the princess usually
You: but maybe that's creey here?
Stranger: was the dragon instructed to kidnap the princess or no?
You: maybe the dragon just did it cause he wanted to?
You: that's bad i know
Stranger: because the dragon loves her or just wants to eat her?
You: the dragon likes her
You: wnats to protect her from the evil prince
Stranger: then they should have a back story
Stranger: a back story that the dragon and princess met before
You: childhood friends?
Stranger: how about the dragon was the last of their kind?
Stranger: and then it was hidden in a secret dungeon
You: :O
You: poor baby drgon :(
Stranger: the princess accidentally finds that dungeon and then, voila,childhood friends
You: yep
You: when he escapes he takes her with him
Stranger: that would make sense rather than the dragon just roaming around
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: he took her with him because the prince just wanted the throne and not her
You: the prince was like joffrey?
Stranger: and the prince has a plan to kill her eventually
Stranger: joffrey was a sadist
Stranger: let's try, the prince was nice when there are others but is joffrey when no one is around
You: yeah
You: yeah that's good i like it
Stranger: like a hypocrite prince
You: she also knew the pince growing up
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and is scared of him but the princess' parents doesn't know about him
You: mmmm
You: now how does the dragon confess to her?
Stranger: that would be tricky
Stranger: when the dragon doesn't even speak human
You: well i guess he'll have to use... other ways
Stranger: what specificaly?
Stranger: would you enlighten me?
You: ...with his body
Stranger: would it be compatible?
You: yeah i mean
You: he has a more human form that he is sometimes
You: but when he's in human form he still has a tail and yellow eyes
Stranger: he'd look like a devil
Stranger: in an anime
You: maybe im into that
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: i know what you mean
Stranger: or the princess becomes a dragon too
You: how would that work?
Stranger: the prince' mother was a witch,and then they cursed her
You: like he bites her and she becomes part dargon too?
You: ohhhh
You: ok
Stranger: it would be too cliched if the dragon becomes human
You: but i feel like if she becomes a dragon then we are just writing shrek right now
Stranger: i like the donkey dragons there
You: maybe they just get it on despite their differences?
Stranger: i can't imagine that
Stranger: no one can,ever
You: but when i say dragon i mean like maybe smaug
You: not the one from shrek
Stranger: i was thinking about the dragons from game of thrones
You: whatever floats your boat man
Stranger: was the dragon a pterodactyl?that would be awkward
You: woah.. dinosaurs in the story now??
Stranger: does it look like that?
Stranger: yeah,for a change
You: a dinosaur gangbang?
Stranger: what kind of princess are we talking about?
Stranger: that's no princess
You: she is hw she is
Stranger: what kind of parents does she have to be like that? XD
You: carzy scientist ones
You: that bring back dinosaurs from the dead
Stranger: this story is getting a different path
You: yeah this is like a jurassic park porno now
You: i bet one exists
Stranger: like chris pratt getting gangbanged?
You: you know he wants it
Stranger: the title would be "Raptors gangbanged Chrsi Pratt, and he likes it"
You: "blonde hunk get taken by a brontasaurus"
Stranger: that would get a million views in a second
You: so... why aren't we making this then
Stranger: let's do this!
You: we could be millionaires
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: we could be richer than bill gates because of this
You: ok so which one of us is gonna do the "bringing dinos back to life part"?
You: and which of us should be the film director
Stranger: you should be the film director
You: yeah makes sense
Stranger: i'll do the other one
You: you study a kind of sciene and i study art
Stranger: we make a good combination
You: but in all seriousness i do wanna make out with a dragon
You: no shame
Stranger: really?
You: yeah
You: in human form though
Stranger: i wanna make out with a devil XD
Stranger: either will do
You: watch what he does with those horns
Stranger: i could latch myself onto them without worries
You: see... we're all secretly into this stuff really
Stranger: yeah
You: most just don't admit it
Stranger: couldn't have said it any better
You: i think maybe i just like the idea of being with a supernatural being
Stranger: like bella and edward?
You: no
You: i have way more personality than her
Stranger: true
Stranger: no doubt about that
You: and i wouldn't wanna be with a guys that was so boring and old fashioned
Stranger: yeahh
You: i like openminded peoplpe
Stranger: not vampires
Stranger: they're boring
You: they're all depressing and shit
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: they all have that deepest and darkest secret shit going all around them
You: yeah f that
Stranger: a shapeshifter would be good to have
You: oooo YES
Stranger: yeahhhh
You: i didn't even think of that
Stranger: i just thought of it
Stranger: he can be whatever youo want even a dragon or a devil
You: think of all the possibilities
You: unlinited dicks
Stranger: dicks everywhere
You: just a giant ball of dicks
Stranger: that would be pretty plesaurable
Stranger: pleasurable
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Stranger: DRAGON
You: yo
Stranger: YO
You: its you
You: the girl who likes devils!
Stranger: yeahhh
Stranger: and we are the girls who love shapeshifters
You: how do you feel about werewolves?
You: the invisible man?
Stranger: invisible man?
Stranger: that would be exciting
Stranger: you wouldn't know where he is or what's he gonna do
You: exactly....
You: you'd just go to sit down on a chair
You: and it's be his lap
Stranger: and he'll do the rest for ya
You: it works cause it's simpple
Stranger: definitely
Stranger: how's it going for the dragon/dinosaur gangbang?
You: well... can't find any actors who could take a giant dragon dick
You: so not well
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: that'd be too hard to cast
You: but the cinematographer ir great
Stranger: yeah,the plot is very easy
Stranger: just a princess getting gangbanged
You: so pterodactyl is like on her? and there a brachoisaurus watching
Stranger: and the dragon?
Stranger: so it's a foursome?
You: i feel like to dragon is almost too sweet to be involved
Stranger: yeah
You: i feel like the dragon really loves her
Stranger: he genuinely loves the princess to do that
Stranger: so dinosaurs kidnapped the princess from the dragon and then gangbanged her
You: yeah
Stranger: we really do make a good team
You: and after they have their way with her the dragon comes to rescue
Stranger: but it was too late because she was ravished thoroughly XD
You: you get me
Stranger: ravished being the word XD
You: what if she gets pregnant and has dino babies
Stranger: half dino half human
Stranger: that'd be new
You: i imagine dragon wouldn't be very happy
Stranger: he'd go berserk
You: he's posessive over her
You: tries to make her get an abortion
Stranger: what if the dragon was too late in rescuing her and other form found her, the centaurs
Stranger: we should involve everyone in this
You: omg she just get pounded by all the creatures in the land
Stranger: that'd be unfair for them if we didn't
Stranger: she literally became a sex slave in an instant
Stranger: she should've stayed with the prince
You: and killed him in his sleep
You: and then been queen
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: that'd be an easy way
Stranger: what a foolish princess we have
You: luckily we are not so foolish
Stranger: getting attracted with the size of that dragon XD
Stranger: luckily
You: well who can resist ;)
Stranger: yeahhh
Stranger: true
You: ah... if you could choose anyone to look like the dragon (in human form) who would it be?
Stranger: a man with a hard facial features definitely
You: don't fully know what that means
You: pick a famous person
Stranger: let me think for a while
You: ok
You: ok
Stranger: this is a serious matter
You: this is an important decision
You: think it through
Stranger: we can't make a mistake
You: you know wonho?
You: maybe him
Stranger: him?
You: yeah
Stranger: nahh
Stranger: chanyeol would be too cute
You: is he one of the ones from exo? i don't know them too well
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: the cute one who has big ears
You: ooo i see isee
Stranger: g dragon would fit in a way
Stranger: oooh oohh
You: yeah
Stranger: TOP would be best
You: BUT G dragon is too obvious
Stranger: yeaahh
You: top works!]
You: yes
Stranger: Yeah,TOP with that voice,ooohhh lovely
Stranger: who wouldn't fall for that
You: we've cast the dragon!
Stranger: finally!
Stranger: our hard work is paying off
You: do you think he'll do it?
You: i'll contact his agent
Stranger: yeah,of course,for a hefty price
Stranger: contact YG Entertainment right now!
You: "hey YG, do you think TOP would like to star as a dragon in our porno?"
Stranger: "Yep,definitely!"
Stranger: "He could do it for free"
You: he'd have to leave the millitary to do it though
Stranger: And there we have it,ladies and gentlemen.TOP is our dragon!
You: perfect
You: this is a piece of art
Stranger: who would be our princess
Stranger: ?
Stranger: she should look dumb and vulnerable
You: idk but i kinda want jungkook to be the princess
You: lol
Stranger: jungkook?
Stranger: that's would be just a cross dresser not a princess
You: a princess could be a boy?
Stranger: and it's a TRAP!
You: ok ok
You: i don't know many girl groups
Stranger: I only approve of 2ne1
You: which one?
Stranger: Bom
Stranger: she looks too innocent and she's perfect for the role
You: yeah i can imagine her getting pounded by dinos
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: without her resisting the gang bang
You: who's the evil prince?
Stranger: seung ri
Stranger: he look pretty evil to me
You: yeah
You: i get american psycho vibes from him
Stranger: have you watched that movie?
You: yes
Stranger: american psycho?
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: that was too funny
You: cause seungri is actually a ceo of some company now
You: a restaurant chain
Stranger: wow
You: and seeing him getting ready for work on a tvshow was like watching american psycho i swear
Stranger: didn't know about that
Stranger: and he's always with a suit and tie on
You: it's cause he can't put an outfit together to save his life
Stranger: definitely true
Stranger: so we've cast the dragon,princess and evil prince
Stranger: this is the crucial part
Stranger: casting the infamous dinosaurs
You: i almost wanted to cast jyp at the evil prince though
You: oh yeah the dinosaurs
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: the pterodactyl first
You: maybe he's the prince's dad
Stranger: i would like to vote dae sung for that
You: it juu#st hit me how weird this is
Stranger: his face fits the pterdactyl part
Stranger: hahahahahahaha
Stranger: well it's fun being weird sometimes XD
You: would g dragon be one of the centaurs
Stranger: tae yang would be the centaur because of his abs
Stranger: and g dragon would be the harpy XD
You: harpy?
Stranger: half human half bird
You: i just google them
You: wow
Stranger: hahahaha
You: poor guy
Stranger: he's demoted to being a harpy XD
You: shownu feels like a dinosaur to me
You: he's one of the big dumb ones
You: that eats grass
Stranger: the one with the long neck?
You: yes!!!
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: he really was made to be that dinosaur
You: you know lil mark from nct? he's one of those tiny lil dinosaurs that raom about
You: probably not involved in the action just wandering around neareby
Stranger: yeahhh
Stranger: he looks weird XD
Stranger: he would fit into the dinosaur task
Stranger: isn't he a bit young for this?XD
You: yeah that's why he's not really involved
You: just an extra
You: in the forrest in the background
Stranger: a passerby perhaps?
You: yeah
Stranger: a passerby while a princess is getting gangbanged? XD
Stranger: he would die in shock
You: he probably goes and tells dragon what's been happening
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: he'd be the little messenger
Stranger: we should give him wings,like icarus
You: awwww
Stranger: and now greek mythology is getting involve
You: who be Zeus tho??
You: cause he fucked with everybody
Stranger: yeah
You: he's like an oldschool artist
Stranger: it should be a flirty one
You: one of shinhwa?
Stranger: would johnny depp do?
Stranger: the man looks flirty to me
You: man i hate johnny depp
Stranger: and he's like he's always drunk
You: have you seen recent pics of him?
You: they're crazy?
Stranger: everybody hates zeus
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: he looks like a drug addict XD
Stranger: very different when he was young
You: (not to be a bitch but) i bet he is
Stranger: i guess everybody in their industry does
You: wasn't there also that scandal about him abusing his wife
You: ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: amber heard
You: she heard what?
You: sorry
Stranger: amber heard was his wife
You: i know i was making a terrible jin joke
Stranger: okay
Stranger: sorry about that
Stranger: we've cast all of them
You: i think so
Stranger: should we now make the productions?
You: which company are we gonna work with?
Stranger: we should involve elon musk for futuristic reasons
You: i like your style
Stranger: for the dinosaur thing
Stranger: we need him for that
Stranger: thank you
You: but what if he wants to have a dino gangbang for himself
You: he'd lock them up
Stranger: ohh no
Stranger: we should make a deal with him
Stranger: he can have them after the productions and shootings are over
You: i bet he'd give them all collars
Stranger: yeah
You: make them wear a leash
You: bastard
Stranger: and drag them around town XD
Stranger: maybe he'd hit them with a flogger
You: make them touch each other while he watches
You: he's sick
Stranger: right in the head
Stranger: that's his sexual fetish
You: just being sick?
You: anything terrible he's into it
Stranger: i approve of that
You: even eating shit?
Stranger: the man just launched a tesla onto space
Stranger: that'd be too gross but i guess he's into it
You: whats a tesla
Stranger: a car
You: oh
You: wait
You: why would he pt a car in space?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: maybe he's too rich not to do it?
You: i guess
You: it's been awesome to talk to you
Stranger: yeah,it's been awesome
Stranger: do you have instagram?
You: not really....
You: this is a cringe question
You: but
You: do you have a tumblr?
Stranger: i do have the app
You: ahhh
You: ok my instagram is erinawhyde
You: i haven't used it in a while tho
You: i need to start using it
Stranger: is this it?
You: yeah
Stranger: are these your work?
You: yeah i have a microscope i take pics with
Stranger: they're fantastic
You: cool
Stranger: really
You: i should really get around to posting all the other pics i take
Stranger: they're way too awesone
You: well then look forward to more!!
Stranger: yeah
You: i'll try to post some tonight
Stranger: i'd be your number 1 fan
You: you're so sweet
Stranger: I'll try promoting our story XD
You: me too
Stranger: the dinosaur gang bang
Stranger: wait
Stranger: what would be the title?
You: the dino gangbang ft dragon
Stranger: the dragon is only a featuring?
Stranger: hahahaha
You: it would be called "TOPped by a dragon"
Stranger: you really are a prodigy
You: i'm just too witty
Stranger: a genius
Stranger: no doubt about that
You: do you know if instagram has a chat function?
You: or anything like that
Stranger: yeah it does
You: alrighty them
You: then
You: i'll talk to you again sometime
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: we have to continue with our stories after all
You: i'll write the script
You: send you a draft in the morning
Stranger: and i'll think of a plot
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: please do
You: yay
Stranger: we have to make it quick
You: it was cool meeting you
You: good luck with stuff and thingsd#
Stranger: it was a pleasure meeting someone with the same mind XD
You: SAME
Stranger: really SAME
You: goodnight (sleep well)
You: don't have any bad dreams!
Stranger: goodnight, don't let the bed bugs bite!
Stranger: Hope so
You: (it's afternoon here)
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i forgot
Stranger: well
You: but thankyou anywya##ay
Stranger: have a great day then
You: you too!
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