#then theres vanya who looks like shell kill you and now five definitely will kill you

[milkacchan]

One lesbian and a gay mentor

Request for anon: Could I request Klaus meeting a young lesbian when she tries to buy drugs off him? He takes her under his wing as a big brother and gay mentor, thank you!

"I heard you were selling."

Klaus smiled and stood up. "Ah, not anymore-" He turned around and frowned. A young girl stood there. She in no way looked like a druggie. She wore clean mom Jeans, a heavy coat. Even her shoes were clean. She couldnt have been more than 18.

"You want them?"

"Yes?" He could see it in her eyes. She did not want to be doing this.

"Are you hungry? I'm hungry. Theres a waffle house down the road."

"Fuck it. Yeah, sure. You're not gonna tape me are you? I'm kinda over all that."

"Nope. I swing to guys before girls." He hummed with a grin."

"Oh nice."

Klaus had to make sure she wasn't going to get drugs. It could be seen on her face, in her eyes, her body language. She wanted nothing to do with them. And after a LONG ass conversation, he was gonna figure it out. So they sat down and she ordered, so did he.

"I'll pay." She mumbled.

"No, I can-"

"Based on how you're dressed, no you can't."

He grinned. "Ha! Do you know who I am?"

"Not a clue. Who are you?"

"Well more who I'm related to. A certain Dead Hargreeves."

"Like. The millionaire?"

"Bingo!"

"You're paying." She mumbled. "Plot hole though, if You've got money, why the hell are you selling drugs?"

"Why are you buying drugs?" He raised an eyebrow.

"Is this how these usually goes?"

"Is this your first time?"

"Maybe." She looked down again.

"You don't want to get started in drugs kid. It's no fun." She bit the inside of her cheek. "And from the looks of it, you don't actually want to."

"What's with all the questions?"

"Well we are having dinner right?"

"I guess."

"But seriously, tell me why you're trying to buy. Why are you here?"

She groaned and put her head in her hands. "Is it that obvious?"

"Extremely. So why."

"My girlfriend. She said she'd kick me out if I didnt get her any. She knows how against them I am. I mean that stuff kills you! And all she wants to do is sit on the couch and smoke all day."

"Well-that's. That's very dickish of her!"

"Well I don't have another option. I've been with her since freshman year of highschool. Now I'm in freshman year of college. I don't want to leave her. I don't have anywhere to go."

"What about parents?"

"Disowned me."

"Friends?"

"I don't really have many."

"Well then you can stay with me and my family."

"I don't know you."

"Well you need to get out of where you are. It's extremely toxic."

The waitress brought their food and after a much longer conversation and some crying, Klaus somehow convinced her to stay with them.

"Okay so theres Diego, Allison, she recently moved back in, Vanya, she doesnt live in the estate but she lives close. Luther, he's a bit of a prick but you get used to it."

She nodded along, frowning as he rambled. "Okay okay, so Allison- wait like Allison Hargreeves- oh my God the actress?"

"Yeah why?"

"No particular reason everything is fine. And then Diego and Vanya, Luther and Five. And obviously you."

"Yep!"

"Holy shit this is a big house."

"Isn't it? Now come on!"

And that's how it all started. A weird friendship that turned two strangers into family. The first few months were awkward to say the least.

Klaus learned a lot about her in those months.

1. She wouldn't willingly talk to anyone else if he wasnt in the room. Even if he was in the room, she was very closed off about things.

2. No doubt she had anxiety. He had seen and helped her through Panic attacks, much to her distaste. She hated that he had to and voiced that to him.

3. She was a victim of abuse. She'd never outright said it. But he could read the signs and symptoms, the way she flinched if he moved too quickly, the way she looked scared of he set groceries down too hard, the way she apologized for the slightest things.

4. She was kind. She was caring. And she was still a child at heart. She knew how to take care of things and she got scared a lot but she was kind under the exterior Klaus had seen when they first met.

As time went on, she broke out of her shell and she was just as spontaneous as him. And the two were inseparable.

Klaus had most definitely taken a big brother role to the young girl and he was pleasantly surprised when she told him she was a lesbian,

"In this case," he said with a rather wide grin. "I'm also your gay mentor."

"That's so stupid." She snorted. "Thankyousomuchi'vealwayseantedagaymentor."

"Ha! I still understood what you said!"

"Shut up!" She said slapping his shoulder. "Don't tell anyone else I wanted a gay mentor. They think I'm already master gay."

"You two are idiots." Ben rolled his eyes. "Absolute idiots."

"Leave me alone " she whined, flopping onto the couch.

"Anyone you have you're eyes set on?" Klaus questioned.

"Not really, theres a girl I'm messing around with though."

"Disgraceful."

"Shut up. I get horny and sad." She huffed.

"Uber relatable." Klaus sighed.

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