#then you're gross and weird

[ceilidho]

PLEASEEE TAKING SOAP HOME FROM THE PUB AND THE NEXT MORNING HE’S MAKING YOU BREAKFAST JUST SAYIN SHIT LIKE “got a big family so wedding is gonna be HUGE- but I think I can get everythin scheduled and we could be married by the end of the year”

mr. "i dinnae wear condoms, sweetie, that's not in the bible!" im going to squash his head -

#sorry to all of u with religious trauma i also grew up catholic so *shrugs* #he says shit like “we hafta get married or else you're gonna burn in hell :(((” he's fuzzy on the actual scripture stuff #at all hours of the day i must make soap incredibly weird and gross and off putting but in a hot man's body

[redrobin-detective]

I think an underappreciated aspect of s1 of Elementary is Joan being like “ugh grisly murders? dangerous crimes? other bizarre problems and antics my client is getting up to? Can’t wait to be done with all this” and turning around and getting so invested in solving the case. Like no wonder Sherlock was offering her an apprenticeship by the end of the season, despite what she said Joan was not only highly skilled but also very interested in Sherlock’s work.

#elementary #Its been a while since I watched it #Joan: ew murder #Sherlock: you dont have to see #Joan: shut up and help me examine the body #there's this... delightful little look sherlock gives early joan #even back when he was still antagonistic towards her #she'd say or do something about the investigation and he'd be like Oh #Oh you're like me #she was such a natural problem solver and observant #but moreover wasn't grossed or weirded out by the things/work that he did #as judgey as she *sounded* sometimes #it was clear she thought it all was facsinating #which i think was a new experience for sherlock #to find a companion in the odd and obscure

[ruinationz]

tired: caine x pomni, in the sense that caine is trying to keep her there forever with his own malicious intentions (and pomni has given up entirely, probably on the verge of abstracting if caine will even LET her), or pomni is using the relation in order to escape . very bad. very ooc. what is wrong with you

wired: caine x pomni: in the sense that they both understand that they cannot be together forever and that's ok. they still love eachother so so SO much nothing can change that and are ACTIVELY working to help pomni escape in a way that she can bring caine with her.

sometimes they find themselves thinking "i want to be with you forever", then pausing and going "...when exactly is 'forever', really?". sometimes one panics over the idea of being abandoned and going back to square one all over again, or one of them abstracting, or some horrible event that will separate the two. but they understand that the shitty situation exists and is stopping them from anything further, and they're trying to fix it as best as they can. and even if they do part one day (in the case that caine is unable to, somehow, come to the physical world), who cares? they'll have one another in their hearts, holding their memory close for as long as they live

then again it's 8 in the morning, im half-asleep, and have no idea what im doing

#ask 2 tag #i dont know im seeing a bit of art where pomni is sad and has genuinely given up and allowed caine's whims and “malice” on her #(very ooc #really #its so gross #oh my god stop it) #like really ive seen it im gonna keep it as vague as possible #but like... gross? he would never do that #i might just be crazy (fixated since the january teaser) #but he is NOT the guy to willingly harm someone #yeah sure i need to admit the relation is messy considering blah blah 'le wacky web god and the human soul that got dragged in by something #that we arent sure of yet' but making it straight ABUSE? you're weird! #please block me if you do that...so srs #the amazing digital circus #tadc #showtime #flippy.txt

[xoxoemynn]

what happened tonight with the wjw?

I'm too lazy to go back to watch the recording and annoy myself all over again lmao but essentially Kristian noticed someone in the chat say they had a question but they dare not ask, and said that normally he doesn't take questions from the chat but he was desperate to know what that question was. So people started tagging the person to get their attention and they came back with this SUPER appropriate and not at all embarrassing question.

Thankfully Kristian either didn't see the actual question, or ignored it, but yeah. Obnoxious as hell.

#ask #jellybeanium124 #seriously it's bad enough DJenks already had to step in and say Taika was totally game for S3 #but you have members of the cast taking time out of their days to give us these experiences #for FREE #and you're abusing that kindness by taking digs at their colleague and hoping they'll do the same? #as if Taika hasn't only ever expressed extreme excitement for OFMD #I'd really been hoping as a fandom we were starting to move past this but nah #people always have to be Weird about Taika #doesn't matter if the entire cast/crew says he's great and they loved working with him and he loves the show #wouldn't matter if he got back on social media and said how much he loved OFMD #doesn't matter OFMD likely would never even exist without him backing it #people just HAVE to be gross about it #ANYWAY #ofmd #fandom fuckery

[kyouka-supremacy]

Broke: Chuuaku is great because Chuuya can use his power of executive to order Akutagawa to take care of himself

Woke: Chuuaku is great because Akutagawa knows Chuuya would never hold his power of executive against him and that virtually makes Akutagawa the only pm member who can go against an executive's orders without facing the consequences, to an extent putting him on the same level of executives without him actually being one which realistically he would never be

#ryūnosuke akutagawa #chūya nakahara #chuuaku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #mine #q. #08/11/22 #Do you see what I mean. #The fics that feature Chuuya going “this is an order from your executive” always felt weird to me because #1) That's kind of a gross thing to do when you're in a relationship and Chuuya knows better than that #and 2) Akutagawa is NOT going to be subject to someone's orders and whims ever again. HE knows better than that

[steponmesilco]

Wait. There are people out there who don't want to fuck creepy, evil coded, old men?

#It's wild to me #Like #You don't have even an ounce of daddy issues? #Or something similar? #You think it's gross? #You're telling me his age over and over again like that means anything to me #Weird #You may be normal in the eyes of most #But to me #You're a certified freak #Silco #Travis Hackett #Hannibal #Add your blorbos

[lesbiansanemi]

Gay trans men be normal about women challenge. Especially trans women and lesbians

#why are they so misogynistic. like why. lol. lmao even. it's infuriatingly hysterical #and not just misogyny in general #the TRANSMISOGYNY?????? #lord. god. dear fucking jesus it's goddamn horrendous #also genuinely one of THE MOST lesbophobic groups of ppl i have ever had the displeasure of interacting with #the disdain for women hidden behind 'well i'm not a woman nor attracted to them uwu it's okay to talk about how awful and gross and terribl #they all are. also i will accuse all of them for being either transphobic or a misandrist or both if they confront me about this' #'because i am trans and a minority group so therefore i can never be wrong uwu' #insane behavior #the way so many of them view afab nonbinary ppl as Women Lite because if you're not a binary trans man who wants to pass as cis perfectly #you are irrelevant and can have no opinions on trans topics or experience transphobia or identify it #crazyyyyyyyyyyyy #don't even get me started on the 'transandrophobia truthers' just admit you can't handle trans women being the main topic of conversation f #for once. not even in discussions over their fucking oppression #and don't even get me started on the internalized shit. like not just the misogyny but honestly this weird brand of transphobia #and homophobia too. it's fucking wild #once again. lol. lmao even. #sorry i saw some stupid shit this morning (and it's been building for a while) and I want to bitch. i'm tired. i'm so fucking tired #it's such a trend i have seen in this group of ppl #OBVIOUSLY i know they are not all like this but GODDAMN a lot of them are #and any time someone tries to point out any issues with the community they're just accused of being a bigot. whatever x-phobia is convenien #to cry at the time #okay i'll shut up now #kaz rambles

[gregoftom]

oh they fr had bitchnasty sex after this

#tomgreg #I CANT BREATHE HAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh wow. ohhhhhhh wow. oh wow. hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa wow. #GREG REALLY SAID: YOU WANNA FUCK ME SO BAD IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID. #the way tom goes OHHHhhhh at greg getting bold is Exactly the same tone me and my gf use with each other. just. you know. for reference. #BUT GREG'S LITTLE HEAD GESTURE BEFORE HE SAID PROVE IT LIKE HE REALLY MEANS IT?????? I GOTTA GO #also i'm sorry but they both read so fucking gay to me like so gay. esp greg in this moment. his line for comfry is so like. #it's so. like you just wouldn't do that. i think. if you were straight. I DONT KNOW I JUST FEEL A KINDRED SPIRIT IN HIM I GUESS. #''she seems like a nice.... person'' GIRL WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT AND THE PAUSE BEFORE PERSON I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. #i know what you both are. #like. fuck what else can i say about this scene. they're insane i guess???? #oh btw i know for a fact tom thinks greg is the most beautiful weird ass creature he's ever seen #like you know a sea creature that's kinda weird that you'd find at the bottom of the ocean that you see in an aquarium #and you're like wow!! that's odd! but.... so beautiful #like that's greg to tom. yet he's like SHES SO PRETTY AND YOU'RE SO GROSS HAHAHA #like. i see what you're doing you fucking avocado you're like oh don't bother going after her bc you're sweet and she might actually say yes #she might like you for what i like you for and y'all might hook up and i can't be having that!!! #like he's so transparent lmfao. #how do i know tom thinks greg is beautiful?? well who else do you say would be fit to take over from your beautiful wife if she died #ALSO tom is just surprised that greg bit back he's not even like. angry? idk i feel like if anyone else said that they'd be #family guy on the floor pose #about shiv being out of his league i mean #HE EVEN LOOKED AT GREGS MOUTH WHEN HE DID THAT LMFAOOO HE THOUGHT THAT WAS HOT #GOD I HATE HIM HAHAaaaaaaahh #AND AFTER GREG SAYS PROVE IT IT JUST CUTS OFF?!??! DID YALL GO FUCK IN THE BATHROOM IM MDDDWDWKDW #ALSO IF YOU LOOK AT PREV POST/WHAT HAPPENED PREVIOUSLY. THEY TOUCHED EACH OTHER LIGHTLY DIDNT EVEN HUG. #and as i said it felt sort of like ''i don't wanna spoil your outfit we can do that later anyway when we fuck raw'' #then you get this. and the cut off. so like. come on what the fuck am i supposed to think. just ignore it?? #ALSO sorry. sorry. BUT TOMS FACE DURING IT ALL HES LIKE 20 YEARS YOUNGER!!!!!!! AAARRAHgh #ALSO!!!! sorry. sorry. sorry. but why are the colours the bisexual flag in the bg. why. for what reason. #tom keeps looking at gregs mouth all throughout talking about how he fucks. so fuck him. prove it pussy.

[primeministerofantarctica]

incredibly annoyed rn bc i joined a discord that has a channel where people post pics of their pets but if you have a snake or a rat you HAVE to spoiler-hide it. ik they're animals lots of people are afraid of but have you considered 1. there are people with dog phobias! there are people with cat phobias! there are people with fish phobias! people can have phobias for any animal under the fucking sun! 2. you're just perpetuating the idea that snakes and rats are bloodthirsty monsters or something 😭 girl they're just fucking animals. treat them like you would (or should) treat any other animal (don't touch it without their owner's permission, don't harass or hurt it, listen to the owner) and you'll be fucking fine!

#like. as someone with a phobia of a ''normie'' animal i can sympathize if you do have an actual phobia #but if you're just like ''ew that's so gross/ weird why would you have that as a pet'' have you considered getting the fuck over yourself #astra rambles #personal #delete later

[12chumtoadsinatrenchcoat]

i am excited but i also fear for my life

#both the people and thinking about how he deals with al/yx and gor/don's relationship #because you KNOW there's gonna be hundreds of people at least that take that as actual canon #romance would be ideal purely to frighten Those People away #but it's chill as long as he doesn't do any weird family dynamic #esp not the insanely creepy dad/daughter or uncle/niece #i'm mostly chill with headcanons as long as you're not nasty towards people with dif ones #if you wanna make them gay great. wanna ignore the romantic subplot and make them a sib dynamic it's chill #but I WILL say putting the man only 3 years her senior who she met a week ago into such a position of power over her is super gross #au where gor/don doesn't go into stasis and is out the whole time wouldn't be bad as long as he's actually there when she's growing up #but in the canon events it makes me so so uncomfy #other than this one time complaining i just sorta scroll past and leave people to their own devices #but a concerning amount of people seem incapable of doing that

[cmyknoise]

i hope the people who worry about complete strangers personal relationships and speculate on them go outside and focus on like, anything else.

put that much energy into your own personal relationships. 

not only is it parasocial, it’s creepy as fuck. some of the shit you guys dig for is no better than paparazzi with big celebs, if anything it might actually be creepier ‘cause y’all have been doing this since some of these online creators  were kids. some of you are older than them by a whole lot.

its fucking weirdchamp, who cares if your favorite streamer stops interacting with their friends as much publicly. it is not up to you to decide or dig for the reason.  either nothing happened or they’re not saying it for a reason, but it doesn’t matter. 

go outside. make friends, get a hobby. put your energy into bettering your own personal relationships instead of clinging to relationships of people you most likely won’t ever talk to beyond a photo or meet up, if that.

it’s so fucking weird. they’re still people. you wouldn’t want thousands of total strangers STALKING your spotify and social media and scrutinizing ever second you’re not with a specific person. you wouldn’t want someone trying to pry into your personal relationships or love life or every day going ons. 

these people are still people, even if they have a big following. 

be a decent person holy shit why is it so hard. if two strangers on the internet have a falling out it doesn’t concern you! if a stranger on the internet talks to one person more than the other, it doesn’t concern you. 

just like it doesn’t concern you if they cut their hair, or change their style, or do anything normal people do. if you do it, they can do it. it doesn’t matter if they’re ‘public figures’. they’re still human people with a right to privacy. 

if it’s not publicly posted then it’s PRIVATE. you have no right to try and dig for answers. that is borderline- that IS a form of stalking. that shit is weird. concern yourself with something else. put that energy into something else

stop being fucking gross and weird because you’ve based your life around complete strangers on the internet. what they do in their personal lives DO NOT CONCERN YOU. 

you are not their friends, you are not entitled to information they don’t give you. 

just. stop being fucking weird. 

#i'm not tagging this as discourse only because people really need to stop this #its so weird and gross and borderline predatory to these people's private lives #yes this time it's about ranboo and tubbo but this can be applied to pretty much every social media influencer #its weird and crazy and you're no better than the paparazzi who take invasive photos #its weirdchamp #lemon's stuff

[fluttermouse-official]

I have a crush on a girl at school should I ask her out

why are you asking me

#seriously though um. i like never talked to people in high school ESPECIALLY not the girls i liked and i do regret it. i say shoot your shot #worst case scenario she spits in your face and tells the whole school you're gross. but sometimes that happens even when you dont #also if you're not stupid you wouldnt like someone who would do that anyway #so its unlikely #and even if it does happen itll feel like the whole world is ending but its not. high school is a blip and THANK GOD it is. but its a blip #you should make the most of #this was weird. never ask me for advice again #mlb irl #asks

[firstroseofspring]

something very fun and cool and emotionally damaging i think would be b'elanna misremembering so much of her childhood and making miral out to be a certain way (partially) because of the way her father spoke about her. i dont think miral is a misunderstood saint or anything like that because clearly in pathways she overemphasizes making sure b'elanna is not weak, that she doesn't act like a coward, and tries to instill a sense of pride in b'elanna that b'elanna feels (i imagine) makes her stick out on kessik in a way she's actively trying to avoid and thats. pushing b'elanna further into herself and away from her heritage, but its really telling that the few times b'elanna speaks about her relationship with her mother (or to her directly in barge of the dead) she talks about. your klingon-ness and your insistence on me being raised like a klingon drove my father away, and '(my mother) used to drive my father and i crazy with that stuff' especially when we see in lineage john saying those kind of things directly to his brother- that miral is moody and argumentative, and b'elanna is now, too, and he can't handle living with two klingons anymore. <- suffers mother's fate.

#diary #b'elanna and miral in the barge of dead arguing about john- b'elanna saying she's the reason he left and miral saying he abandoned them. #<- b'elanna and miral both possibly misrepresenting the story and telling the truth at the same time. #he left when i was 5... i never knew why.... he left because you're too klingon.... he left because i told him to go. Etc #pathways b'elanna hurts my heart . they get to qo'nos and she is actively like. these people have no manners they're gross #they eat with their hands their teeth are ugly etc. i was shocked when she physically recoiled when her mother came too close and b'elanna #could see her teeth and she was like . disgusted i was like Yo. thats messed up #its like this i dont know weird thing for her too because later on she hits puberty and she starts - using her (perceived) sexuality #as a klingon as leverage/a tool kind of in a social situation with these two boys and its like. Woah. #its like so. because she does this in the show a bit with tom i think- using klingon passion or however she says it to her advantage and #actively trying to distance herself from it otherwise. like. OK. blows up

[wimbledon2008]

having a cat is such an unparalleled experience. visit your local animal shelter and for a low price you too can have a little guy who will sit on your lap and lick your ears while you're taking a dump

#anyone who wants to cry foul and say this is weird or gross know that you're exposing yourself as never being truly loved by a cat #real cat owners know #I Do Not Control The Cat #i am merely a surface to that man #PETRIE

[radio-show]

Currently loving the concept of teen romances in stories that fully encapsulate it all. That person across from you is gross. Pimply even. Their body is going through crazy amounts of not being the right proportion. So is yours. They have braces. You think this is the most radiant and attractive person known to man. You are also probably the ugliest you're going to be. They love you back. You're going to look back on the yearbook and nearly vomit but now you're in love. These kids are crazy. Stupid even. I love them.

#no this isnt about oakworthy why do you ask (lying) #its also about miraculous #the most unrealistic thing about miraculous is that none of these kids are gross #i was gross at 14 everyone is gross and weird at 14 #the best part about being 13 or 14 is that you're never going to be that age again

[shopcat]

people will see two characters who are good friends ... best friends even ...live in each others pockets ... are incredibly important to each other and a really lovely and sweet and very simple example of friendship being important and fulfilling and meaningful and beautiful and not "just" friendship because there is no such thing... and then they will turn around and they haven't even finished the previous sentence before being like Oh but if this one wasn't a lesbian she would be in love with her male best friend and vice versa. obviously. or he has feelings for her but he "let them go" because she's a lesbian if she wasn't though they would date. in fact if this was a magical world where he was a girl all along they would be in love because all that stuff i said about friendship and importance was actually just words ?!

and like beyond the sheer lesbophobia and sheer CRUELTY for him to even consider either of them in that light on a regular basis i would honestly prefer people own the fuck up to what they're apparently trying to say here and fully commit to going "No, i DON'T actually think friendship that stays platonic and that factor of it will NEVER change can be equally important or MORE SO as other kinds of relationships and in fact i don't think the very idea exists i was just saying all that stuff about platonic nonromantic soulmates to just say it". right before the apparent mission statement of so many that is "if a lesbian is friends with a man i think her sexuality is getting in the way in one way or another". i wish you people just literally got your phones taken away and a parental lock put in place.

#i wish when you blocked people it hurt them. #he. and obv you know who i'm talking about. DOES NOT HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER #and she. DOES NOT HAVE AND NEVER HAS AND NEVER WOULD AND NEVER COULD HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM #you're NOT going oh in another life we would've got married if i wasn't gay you're not DOING that #you're being WEIRD. STOP IT. ITS SO FUCKING EASY 😭😭😭 #if you seriously can't conceptualise any of those dumb hypotheticals where he's like a girl the whole time or shes Not a lesbian #where the end goal isn't ''oh so they can date now :)'' it's.... so they're still friends.... THEN YOURE INSANE ‼️‼️‼️ #AND POSSIBLY FUCKING EVIL‼️‼️‼️ #so they ''CAN'' date now sends shivers up my spine #this is what i mean when i say i hate that codependent shit now. no one can be normal about it and now i hate it all #i'm going to make anti codependent hcs to put negativity out there to balance it out. i don't think steve knows her last name #also anyone who thinks steve as of s4 has any sort of feelings for robin that is literally so gross 😭 why would you even like him if you #thought that. case in point and i'm NOT even exaggerating here that is what people who Hate steve say #as proof for hating him. cuz they think he has feelings for her. which is something you would hate him for #also literally do not doubt me for if some reason in s5 he says and acrually means ''i have feelings for robin still'' i would .. stop #liking him... it would be easy..... #sts #anyway. this isn't about trans content either that's a whole other . Thing. which i don't really care about right now