#there ain't no way he's dead

[winepresswrath]

Madam Yu was Jiang Cheng’s mother, Yu ZiYuan. Of course, she was Jiang FengMian’s wife, and used to cultivate with him as well. Naturally, she should be called Madam Jiang. But, for some reason, everyone had always called her Madam Yu. Some people guessed that it was because she didn’t want to take on her husband’s surname due to her assertive personality. On this matter, neither the husband nor the wife in question had ever argued either.

I'm 95% sure mxtx's response to my whatdoesitmean.jlaw would be "lmao don't worry about it" but really, what does it mean? Why do random gossips think this is a girlboss moment?? What is the tone of "had [n]ever argued either"? Does JFM not care? Does he feel like he shouldn't care or like fighting or even asking is pointless? Why does Madame "every inch of this place is my territory" hold herself apart in such a public way. The people (me) demand answers.

#does my problematic baby think her husband ain't shit or does she love her home sect that much? #is jfm being dope and understanding or is he just like “ok” and quietly assumes she wants him dead? #did he grievously offend her five seconds after they got married & then get too scared to ask #mxtx in the distance: I SAID they get their courtesy names at 15 bcs it's cuter that way. extrapolate

[rosesapphire2323]

do y'all ever think about how xie lian got propositioned enough times to not only figure out a fool-proof rejection at hand, but to have used it often enough to not even feel anything while saying it. Like. Eight hundred years is a Long Time, can you imagine just how many times women tried hanging from the arms of The Beauty Prince of Xianle? Like? He's the Casanova™ of centuries confirmed???

#Also the way that he's so nonchalant about it “Oh yeah just another woman trying to sleep with me” #...boi #Ain't nobody this consciously aware of being divinely attractive so much so that it's just standing Fact #“Oh yeah sky is blue and out of ten women I pass nine of them grab me you were saying Shi Qingxuan” ?????? #No wonder this guy goes around calling people's faces plain and forgettable. He's the definition of Drop Dead Gorgeous. #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #tgcf #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing

[dirtytransmasc]

concept, cause the dynamics at play would be super interesting:

when Tuk and Neytiri are sucked into the hold of the Seadragon, what if Spider, unwilling to watch another one of this baby siblings, nor his siblings mother (despite everything cause he's a good kid), die without doing anything, jumps in after them?

they're now stuck in a flooding ship, spider knows his way around to a decent extent, they're all tired, they're all scared, they're all hurting. they have to depend on each other for survival.

Neytiri has to not only trust Spider, but has to follow his lead, has to trust him to guide her around a demon ship, has to untrust not only her own life, but the life of her youngest child to this boy.

Maybe they're separated, they have to find one another (my personal favorite scenario is that Tuk and Spider are together and he has to try and find her/guide Neytiri to him)

Spider taking Neytiri and Tuk's arms so they aren't separated by stray currents and raging waters (a parallel to "Sully's stick together"). Spider talking them through the breath holds he learned as a kid in case his mask malfunctioned before bringing them through the depths of the submerged ship (parallel to Jake and Lo'ak)

anyway. I just can't stop thinking about it. think about it.

Neytiri is faced with the fact that Spider jumped in after her and Tuk. he came for them, he put himself in danger to save them, to save her daughter. even after what she did to him. even after she held a knife to him, after she cut him, after she intended to kill him even after Kiri was released. he still jumped to her aid, even if he could have stayed with Kiri above deck where he was safe, he could have just aided Tuk and left her behind, but he didn't.

and there's so many ways to play with it and the aftermath. like.

Spider dragging both Tuk and Neytiri up the surface, trying his best to keep the trio afloat (namely Neytiri who was much less adjusted to the water and is exhausted by the night they've had) as they hope and pray to be reunited with the rest of their family.

maybe the stress gets to them and Spider just starts apologizing. I should have fought them harder. I shouldn't have let Lo'ak and Neteyam try and leave with me, I would have been fine. I should have seen it coming, should have taken it myself. it should have been me. my baby brother shouldn't be dead.

maybe he becomes partly delirious as he too gives into exhaustion, the big brother in him being the only part of him left coherent, so he takes Tuk close, whispering prrnen tsmuke [baby sister] over and over into her braids, assuring himself that she's safe and unharmed. he keeps praying to the Great Mother for his siblings to return to him unharmed. maybe he keeps asking where they are, if they're safe as his awareness fades and his memory weakens. all of his siblings. asking if Neteyam is ok, only to remember he's gone the second the words leave his tongue.

Jake and Lo'ak finding them when they come up with Payakan, both worse for wear, exhausted, clinging to one another, the only thing keeping their heads above water being spiders life vest, Tuk cradled between them. what a sight.

Neytiri watching as Spider looks over each of his siblings, taking them close, holding onto them as if they will be ripped away from him. the realization that he would die before he let that happen again hitting her like a ton of bricks the second she sees the look in his eyes.

a peace being made between the two in the wake of this event. spider silently claiming the role of big brother (he always was, but he had to pretend he wasn't. with Neteyam gone, he can't pretend he's not anymore), Neytiri silently agreeing.

idk man. it would be interesting.

#listen #I love them both so much #I just wanna give them both kisses on the head and a warm blanket and some peace and fucking quiet #Tuk too. my baby girl. oml #and I love putting them in Situations that test all of the patience and sanity that remains with them #its Fun ☺️ #(for me at least) #(they probably wouldn't agree) #forget about kiri for a moment. I love her. but I need her to play with her fishies (lovingly) and not interupt my favorite disaster duo #(trio if you count Tuk) #also. um. either Q's dead dead or be woke up from his little nap and dragged himself out of the boat. cause spidey ain't getting the chance #to find his ass in this situation. he's a bit busy being in a situation with the women who just tried to kill him. #😁👍 #idc if this ooc. I'm living my best delulu life. I haven't slept in days and these scenario is haunting my every thought. #avatar 2 #avatar the way of water #spider socorro #miles spider socorro #miles socorro #neytiri #neytiri te tskaha mo'at'ite #neytiri sully #tuk #tuk tuk #tuktirey #tuktirey te suli neytiri'ite #atwow

[mindshelter]

Its calls didn't overlap with any other whales. It spoke in a mixed dialect, reminiscent of blue and fin whales, but it was talking to neither of them.

52 Blue: The loneliest whale in the world BY LESLIE JAMISON // spider-man 2099 (1992) #4 // Inside the Nail-Biting Quest to Find the 'Loneliest Whale' BY PAKINAM AMER // spider-man 2099 (1992) #10

#me when it coheres!!!!!!!! #gabriel o'hara #miguel o'hara #conchata o'hara #no tagging dana. who cares #this ain't about her #marvel comic blogging #anyway also please do not take this post to be disparaging towards gabriel. i hope the point that comes across is that among #three abuse survivors who have suffered in distinctly different ways all attempts at clear and open communication are failing #and in miguel's case he is sounding out at a frequency neither his brother or mother can hear or can hear and are not trying to understand #and that's due to resentment whether justified or not #for gabriel... #his behaviour is not perfect because he is coming from a place of extraordinary hurt and he also lacks the full story #anyhow. the tragedy here despite no one being dead. george left behind ruins

[kyuumon]

Hell yeah girl, you gain two.

They are both hotties too.

#and there's a third contender on the way #he ain't sure yet but he'll come around #this characters are super dead lol #GuelxSuletta #Guel x Suletta #GuLetta #Miorine x Suletta #MiorinexSuletta #MioLetta #I'm cheering for you Guel you total hottie #Kidou Senshi Gundam: Suisei no Majo; G-Witch #Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury #機動戦士ガンダム 水星の魔女 #mobile suit gundam #the witch from mercury #gundam #anime

[beefconcentrate]

RIP orel puppington you would've loved the entirety of the mountain goats' discography

#the mountain goats #moral orel #he ain't dead but he might as well be with the way adult swim MURDERED moral orel

[moongothic]

God I wish I could remember what Oda once said about mothers in One Piece... I can't remember if it was about Luffy's mother in particular or moms in general, but he essentially joked about how you'd have to be A Really Horrible Mother to allow your child to go off and become a pirate (dangerous business no loving mother would allow)

And just... My vague memory of that comment is living in my head right now, because truly, if Crocodile somehow is Luffy's mom, truly nothing would make him a worse mom than

Literally trying to murder his child and beating him to near death multiple times the first time they actually meet

Going so far to stop being a mom that he became a dad instead

#Moon posting #Honestly I can't help but to feel that if the theory is true I don't think Crocodile has any positive feelings about Luffy #Like I don't think he'd see Luffy as his child or. Anything #Like the vibe I get is that Luffy to him would be nothing more than something from a past life he wants nothing to do with #And a past version of himself he wants buried dead and forgotten #Like think about masculinity- both in general but also in the terms of OP's story #The way some cishet men react to the mere concept of Trans Croco and the way they're ready to dismiss him as a ''real man'' #Like. Fragile Masculinity makes it so that if you aren't performing your manliness at 1000% at all times you aren't manly #That's why it's fragile. It's all or nothing. And so if Crocodile was FtM many would see him as just the F. They'd just ignore the ''tM'' #Crocodile did not seem like he wanted to be associated with Iva-chan or any of the newkama AT ALL #If he is trans then he is fully stealth. He does not want to be outed. He does not want to have his manhood questioned. #His past could instantly be used to turn him into a laughing stock. He'd have to deal with transphobic attacks and misogyny #So if he just wants to live his life in peace then he could just see his past as a potential threat to his future #Anything about who he might've been could be used against him #That includes the husband he divorced. That includes the child he abandoned. #They aren't anything to Crocodile but something he wants nothing to do with. #And he's willing to go so far as to kill that child to tie up any loose ends #Which sounds horrible but he did attempt to kill millions with a massive bomb so like #Yeah. Sir Crocodile ain't winning Dad of the Year award anytime soon. He does not give a shit about his son. #Crocodile looked at Shinji Evangelion and figured he could have a worse father-son relationship. And he's winning that contest #Of course this reading is absolute bonkers and I doubt Oda could write a trans character with this kind of nuance #It just makes sense to me alright #And I have brainworms #And if I'm being realistic I only think there's a 30% chance the Crocodad theory is actually canon #Trans Croco in general get's a 70% because. You don't give this guy some Secret Beef with the Magic HRT Person like that #Again I just think it'd be fucking funny if he was Luffy's dad #It is 6 am I am not proof reading any of this shit

[thenon-fictiondays]

why do i open up twitter to see a bdsm scale identifying kagiura as a bigger sadist than sasaki, why is harusono sensei coming in with the steel chair

IM CRYING WHY DID SHE DO THIS

#this ask slapped me wide awake #someone also messaged me this but I hadn't looked at it yet before i checked the askbox #i have so many questions #like #why is niibashi dead center as if he wasn't described as a sadist in the novel #why is hanzawa all the way at the masochist end as if he ain't the biggest sadist in the cast #why is ogasawara NOT all the way at the masochist end #WHY IS KAGI SO FAR AT THE SADIST END #asks #idek what im supposed to do with this information #uhhhh thanks? i guess? #😂😂😂 #sasaki to miyano #hirano to kagiura

[karlrose]

I think I have thoroughly outed myself as having a thing for blonde boys with trauma

#adrien #aventurine #angel dust #ain't no way angel wasn't blonde before he died and turned pink #no he didn't dye his hair pink #he died #he's literally dead #he's a demon now #it's fine #its not fine #he has trauma #never-ending because he's already dead trauma #things to discuss with my therapist #Edit: i forgot one of my depressed trauma'd blonde baby boys #LUCIFER DAMNED BY GOD MORNINGSTAR #Edit: I'm just gonna keep adding them as I think of them because I have a lot of trauma'd blonde babies #Cloud Strife #feel free to add your own trauma'd blonde baby boys #imma be here for a while #I FORGOT FELIX #MEH PEACOCK BOI!!!!! #MEH BABEH BOI!!!!!! #I am ashamed #I remembered Adrien and his neglectful dad trauma and dead mommy trauma and ladybug is always hiding things from me and lying to me trauma #But I forgot Felix and his dad literally verbally and physically abused him trauma #BAD KARL!!! DO BETTER!!!!!

[foxgonyoom]

Yo what if Sanzeng sealed Azure in the scroll?

Alright so, I was imagining how the friendship fall-out between the Brotherhood and Wukong went down and I got an idea when I was imagining the Brotherhood getting sealed in the scroll.

The preceding context for this is that the Brotherhood tried to enact their plan of sealing Wukong in the scroll, which Tang learned about in the episode Court of the Yellow Robed Demon.

Basically, the Brotherhood are fighting Wukong, although Yellow-Tusk was kinda offscreen in my head so it was really just Peng and Azure fighting the monkey. And they have the guy on the ropes, cause Wukong wasn't expecting that they would fight. And when Azure's about to seal Wukong in the scroll, instead, he gets turned into ink, and sucked into a scroll piece. Behind him is Sanzeng, holding out his hand and looking shocked.

In summary: Wukong is on the ropes fighting the Brotherhood, and when he's about to be sealed in the scroll, Sanzeng acts in the spur of the moment and uses his mystic magic to seal Azure in the scroll instead.

OK BUT HEAR ME OUT

This is totally plausible! Because if there are two things we can be certain about, it's that:

Wukong and the pilgrims did fight the Brotherhood

The Brotherhood were sealed in the scroll

And this would line up with that!

Especially considering how Tang is able to teleport through the scroll, which Azure himself says that Sanzeng could do. So it's possible Sanzeng could have some power over the scroll, including sealing people in it.

We also see Sanzeng magically helping a ghost pass on in The Great Tang Man, AKA magic shit to do with dead people, AKA guess where the scroll came from?

Yeah that's right, the Underworld, AKA a place full of very dead people. The scroll itself contains wicked souls who died and were imprisoned within it as punishment for their misdeeds too, actually.

Furthermore, Peng doesn't seem to take very kindly to the monk, as shown in the episode The Brotherhood.

Peng: "If it isn't the great monk Tang Sanzeng. You cannot imagine how I've longed for this moment."

Episode 8 of S4, The Brotherhood

Granted, he could just blame Sanzeng for Wukong getting in cahoots with the Celestial Host, or maybe he knows about the circlet because that DID happen. But it would also fit if Sanzeng was the one who sealed the Brotherhood away in the first place.

And as an additional point, we already know Sanzeng has sealed people away before (or after the Brotherhood fiasco, depending on when LBD was sealed away). So the idea of him sealing people away isn't new.

It also doesn't necessarily conflict with his oath of no violence, as TECHNICALLY, he isn't stabbing or punching or beating them up. He's just kinda sucking them into the hell dimension (although I'm pretty sure he wouldn't know about the hell dimension part).

And continuing on the subject of sealing, Sanzeng was also a key part of the ritual to seal the Samadhi Fire, so that's a double whammy for sealing shit away.

This shit is lining up TOO WELL

But yeah, while I'm not sure about how it specifically happened, I think it's possible that Sanzeng might have sealed the Brotherhood away in a sort of spur-of-the-moment type of way. (So like, he wasn't planning on it, it just kinda happened as a result of the stress of the situation).

So essentially, in summary:

#This lines up way too well Tang is EVERYWHERE when it comes to the Brotherhood being sealed in the scroll #Like he overheard their plan to seal Wukong in the scroll in Court of the Yellow Robed Demon #He can teleport around the scroll #Which it's said Sanzeng could also do #It was literally described as #AND I QUOTE #“It was said the great monk had sight beyond sight” #“The past” #“He could see it as though he were really there” #AND GUESS WHAT'S RELATED TO THE PAST?! #THAT'S RIGHT #THE SCROLL AND DEAD PEOPLE #And we see several instances of Sanzeng interacting with basically ghosts #When he was exorcising that one ghost in The Great Tang Man #When he was sealing away Lady Bone Demon #OH YEAH BY THE WAY #WE ALREADY KNOW HE'S SEALED AT LEAST ONE PERSON AWAY #AKA LADY BONE DEMON #PLUS THE SAMADHI FIRE RITUAL #SO HIM SEALING SHIT AWAY AIN'T NEW IN ANY CAPACITY #BRO'S A FUCKING VETERAN AT THIS POINT #But yeah Sanzeng definitely sealed the Brotherhood away this is the only acceptable answer now that I've come up with this theory #I don't care what the show tells us if it isn't some version of this it's WRONG #lego monkie kid #lmk #lego monkie kid s4 #tang sanzeng #tripitaka #azure lion #lmk theory

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

"wow how pathetic it is of a man who isn't much of a fighter to be afraid and want to live in the middle of aggressors invading his lands"

WHY WON'T U JUST GIVE UP AND STOP DEFENDING YOUR LANDS THAT WE'RE INVADING AND ATTACKING ON TOP OF YOU LITERALLY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO US

#DCB Three Hopes Run #i care for you dearly monica but this just ain't it #at the time of posting this I've cleared most of the maps in the game on all difficulties #save for a chunk of AG's stuff which the lead up maps I'm still going through #and am not sure if I plan to finish the maddening ones during my next full playthrough #but boy am I enjoying being out of the victim blaming zone. I don't mind the chapters that are like #internal struggles like Ludwig or the returning to Enbarr assassination attempt chapter #but it's when it gets into all the Kingdom/Church (and somewhat Alliance) stuff that it just feels gross to me #SB wouldn't have been all that bad probably at all if it focused on Edelgard versus #internal strife in Adrestia and fighting TWS bc those chapters are all fine??? #literally like any chapters not revolving around the conquest aspect are fine #but then you get dumb shit lines like these that remind me why I hate Edelgard's routes #and it's not just that I don't like her as a person/character but also like the way the narrative itself tries to #frame the whole victim blaming as being correct and the right thing and the right side and stuff #like at least admit as part of the immediate narrative that the victim blaming just ain't cool #have like idk Ferdinand say something abt it (but ig he can't bc Hopes reduced him to yet another Edelsimp) #don't try to frame it as lol yeah they're ACTUALLY shitty ppl for defending their home from aggressors invading #posting this in the dead of the morning bc i wanna bring it up but also like #fewer ppl on at this time lol it's just smth that rly frustrates me bc SB had potential and they squandered most of it

[fratboykate]

#someone put this on my feed and I had to laugh #for totally no reason #🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ #I'm just thinking that I simply wouldn't be caught dead on vacation with a well known racist homophobic drumpf supporting transphobe #BUT THATS JUST ME #maybe my standards are too high #must be it lol #because ain't no way..... #I've never been turned off by someone so fast #like...some of BEEN KNEW but I would've at least put up a better front lol #and not scrapped the bottom of the barrel this badly #and most of y'all still out there defending the indefensible #wild to me #the other one was a 'cheater' but at least he believes in fucking human rights 🫣 #twitter #rants #polítics

[lessersaints]

I just think it's funny that the thing Jaejun was most sensitive about was his color blindness, and he ended up actually blinded by the end of the show. Love some poetic justice.

#j watches the glory #the glory #he also ended up being dead; homie ain't never seeing anything ever again #disclaimer: in no way am i saying that being blind is a punishment; please don't take it out of context.

[thebirdandhersong]

boys HOWDY

#was not expecting THAT #songbird watches romcoms........at what cost #the way he pulled her out of the water and into the boat! chivalry ain't dead apparently

[enbyplant]

my dad once told me he has at least 10 espresso shots a day

#ain't that just the way #how is he not dead #i think i need to confiscate his espresso machine #and this is on top of the pot of coffee he drinks in the morning #wtf