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#there are only so many smoothies a binch can have before i start to Suffer
the-dot · 4 years
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my friends who love and care about me when they accidentally recommend a dairy product for me to try: wait, but stay away from lactose!!! there are alternatives!!
me, eating ice cream as i read the message: uh,
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wereonthemoonbitch · 7 years
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✨ 92 Statements ✨
I was tagged by @salt-throne thanks! 
RULES: You must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.
THE LAST:
1. Drink: Sparkling lemonade. My mom bought it for a potluck and like it’s not bad but it’s not good? idk haha
2. Phone call: My friend called me but I missed it. Last call I actually answered was from my moms friend. 
3. Text message: “k that works” 
4. Song you listened to: Praying by Kesha
5. Time you cried: Today i woke up crying from a nightmare. Which happens a lot tbh. They’re not like scary nightmares either more like super sad and I start crying in my dream and then I wake up crying? 
6. Dated someone twice: Nope
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: No
8. Been cheated on: No 
9. Lost someone special: My grandpa 
10. Been depressed: lmao i’m suffering from depression right now 
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Yeah once and it was terrible 
LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:
12.-14. periwinkle, blue, and black
IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends: Yes!
16. Fallen out of love: Haven’t fallen in love yet so theres no possible way for me to have fallen out of it
17. Laughed until you cried: Too many times to count 
18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah but not in a bad way
19. Met someone who changed you: Yeah 
20. Found out who your friends are: I have like two friends and my sister and they’re the best <3
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Lmao no. Facebook who? Like I’m surprised I still even have a Facebook. I should delete my account tbh.
GENERAL:
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: All of them? I don’t follow people I don’t know. But also i haven’t accepted any friend requests in like the past 5 years which shows you how much i don’t gaf about my Facebook acount anymore. 
23. Do you have any pets: i have two fat cats named Oreo and Daisy and then a dog named Eliza. 
24. Do you want to change your name: No
25. What did you do for your last birthday: I went to the Hard Rock Cafe for dinner at the Mall of America (because I've never been to a Hard Rock Cafe) and it was my 21st birthday. Also the waiter asked if I wanted to go up on stage with him and he got everybody in the restaurant to say happy birthday to me it was magical. And of course I got drunk and was laughing while walking through Nickelodeon Universe (after the park was closed) back to our car. 
26. What time did you wake up: 10:30
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Watching Game of Thrones. I’m rewatching before the new season starts. 
28. Name something you can’t wait for: To meet my long distance girlfriend in person. 
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: An hour ago. She left to bring Eliza to the dog park. 
31. What are you listening to right now: There’s a Honey by Pale Waves. They only have one song out right now and I need more. They were opening for the 1975 when I went to their concert and they were AMAZING live.
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Not that I can remember but probably?
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: The FACT THIS IS 92 QUESTIONS???? WHY. WOULDN’T. YOU. JUST. MAKE. IT. 100????? I have questions
34. Most visited website: Tumblr and Youtube for sure
35.-37. Apparently theres no 35-37 question? Weird. So either someone deleted the questions by accident or the person making it miscounted and this should really be 89 questions? 
38. Hair colour: Light brown 
39. Long or short hair: It’s getting a little too long again I need to get a haircut
40. Do you have a crush on someone: No
41. What do you like about yourself: Being an understanding person
42. Piercings: I have ear piercings but I haven’t worn any piercings in so long.
43. Blood type: Idk haha
44. Nickname: Manda
45. Relationship status: Taken by @jhopesmexicanhoe
46. Zodiac: Taurus 
47. Pronouns: She/Her
48. Favorite TV show: I got a few right now. Game of Thrones, Orphan Black, and Wynonna Earp are probably my top 3 at the moment
49. Tattoos: No but I want one
50. Right or left handed: Left handed 
51. Surgery: I had reconstructive jaw surgery a few years ago because I was born with an open bite. Had to eat/drink out of a straw for 6-8 weeks and I couldn’t eat anything chewy or hard for like 3 months. Good smoothies and milkshakes were a lifesaver tho (don’t ever try a pizza smoothie lmao just don’t)
52. Piercing: This tag is cursed. 
53. Sport: Yeah right. 
55. Vacation: The last vacation I went on was to St Thomas US Virgin Islands and it was amazing! The scenery and beaches were beautiful. I got to swim with the cutest sea turtles out in the wild. And the food was sooo good. Also their rum is cheap af. 
MORE GENERAL:
57. Eating: i eat out a lot which is probably bad
58. Drinking: I mostly just drink pop and water (too much pop tho my gf doesn’t approve haha)
59. I’m about to: Try to work on some fan videos i’m making of different ships I like.
WHERES 60??????? CURSED
61. Waiting for: 7:45 tonight so I can see Spiderman: Homecoming haha
62. Want: To fall in love
63. Get married: I want to get married someday
64. Career: I’m still undecided but I know I want to work in the medical field
WHICH IS BETTER:
65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs because I've never been kissed (yet)
66. Lips or eyes: Eyes
67. Shorter or taller: I don’t care
68. Older or younger: Someone who is my age or close to my age
WHY YOU LEAVE OUT 69???? 
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: All arms and stomachs are beautiful
71????? 92 QUESTIONS IS A LIE
72. Hook up or relationship: Relationship
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant af
HAVE YOU EVER:
74. Kissed a stranger: No
75. Drank hard liquor: Yeah 
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: I lose my glasses more times than I can count and then I end up finding them in the stupidest places. 
77. Turned someone down: I’ve turned like family and friends down when they’ve wanted to go do things and I just wasn’t in the mood. But turning someone down that wanted to go out with me nope.
78. Sex on the first date: Nah
79. Broken someone’s heart: Not yet and I hope I never do
80. Had your heart broken: No
81. Been arrested: No
82. Cried when someone died: Yeah I cried when my grandpa died
83. Fallen for a friend: Haha yes but thats history and she was straight af
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
84. Yourself: Sometimes
85. Miracles: Yes
86. Love at first sight: No
87. Santa Claus: Santa Claus is real binch
88. Kiss on the first date: Yeah why not
89. Angels: No not really
OTHER:
90. Current best friend’s name: Megan
91. Eye colour: Hazel
92. Favourite movie: I don’t watch that many movies but at the moment it’s probably Wonder Woman
I’m tagging: @jhopesmexicanhoe @promoteselfsoothing @fanofdeadships @gbrenes but if you’re smart you’ll probably not do this because it took me forever and it’s a cursed tag
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