#there are some stupid shit he's done

[introspectivememories]

too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.

#lewis is unarguably more famous than nico. like i feel like this a fact. and yet every other day nico is in the press saying some crazy shit #about lewis. if i was famous i woulda shut that shit down soo long ago. my ex-bf is in the press talkin bout me constantly??? that feels #like such bad pr and yet!!! lewis has not done anything. why? cause he likes it!!! cause they've never moved on from the 1st moment they #broke each other's hearts. like this is genuinely insane. #im always so nervous to post my thoughts on brocedes cause so many of you were here b4 me and have a better understanding on them #and like being a wrong is like a death sentence to me but still please tell me if i got them completely wrong #i have a lot of thoughts on lewis and his reluctance to talk about nico... most of them being that one quote from emma #if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more #ok obligatory disclaimer: a lot of this is hyperbole. i don't think that they're asking lewis that ? every other month #but there are like at least 5 interviews where he talks about karting like they're his most precious memories #so make of that what you will #and obv i don't know these people but as someone who's brain chemistry has been permanently changed by them #i think i'm allowed to not only project onto them but also make stupid little posts analyzing them #anyway yeah #f1 #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #brocedes

[slythereen]

lestappen playing padel publicly… rbr and christian posting lestappen content… openly supporting their friendship all of a sudden… do you think christian horner sent max on an extraction mission

#christian was like contract offers are not enough we need to lure him with vibes and fun hehes #do you think Christian has max texting Charles shit like tough luck mate 😔 if only you had a team that supported you 😔 #you can’t convince me that there isn’t a second (or third???) campaign push to poach Charles going on rn #like if there isn’t one after that race idk what rbr is doing #get him while he’s weak Christian!!!!! send the bestie you’re gift wrapping for him to get the job done!! #rbr charles #the agenda is here it’s present I’m living and dying by it #Ik some of y’all think rbr would be horrible to him but frankly I don’t think they’re that stupid tactically #their pr game is better than most at the very least they wouldn’t want the horrendous optics #and lbr the narrative of stealing Ferraris golden boy and treating him better goes crazy #that’s the sort of ego rush diabolical marketing rbr thrives on #i mean. look at daniel #charles leclerc #f1 #lestappen #red bull racing #*delphi

[venacoeurva]

Thanks for sharing, Wren, also that saying isn’t so broad as you think it is, Wren,

-Please do not reupload/edit/use-

#Although i suppose you could count his regular form and werewolf form as two people??? I GUESS???? #I've been pecking away at this between comms I needed something a lil stupid to draw #Wren breeding kink confirmed #go cis boy go #wren nerevarine #teldryn sero #teldwren #tes #tesblr #pregnancy mention #what do I tag for characters being like severely underweight #corprus has done some weird shit to him but a functional uterus and ovaries aren’t one of those #though he does have like 3 bonus small kidneys #suggestive i guess #at this point tel is used to Wren’s random statements as flirtations but poor miraak has not

[loptrcoptr]

The blue eye samurai fandom, for some reason

#I am once again asking if the kids are alright bc it doesn’t really seem like they are #friendly reminder that mizu kills people ny guys including unarmed randos and one unlucky teenager pissing his pants in a corner #but sure Taigen is irredeemable. lay off my emotional support blorbo. #blue eye samurai #taigen #and hey I love Akemi a buttload but she has at least nine lives or something no way would getting robbed in the woods #running off to a brothel and getting re kidnapped go half as well for anyone else #no one ever took advantage of her it’s incredible I’m glad and all but my god those were stupid risks to take #I’m so looking forward to her political intrigue character arc but let’s not act like she hasn’t done some dumbass shit #and Mizu’s a fucking mercenary. does she kill for money? no but she killed for information and she’ll kill anyone in her way to get what she #wants. taigen as far as we know has only killed peoples in duels and fights. he’s not out ganking randos. #the point of this show is that this is not your average cartoon and none of these characters are average black or white types #everyone’s grey and it’s all delicious #enjoy it.

[torosdottir]

this is the thing like everyone wants to cancel frank and anthony and dunes in general for using ai because ohhh my god it hurts artists its physically beating every painter to death with big metal bars. bro im sorry probably every man u have ever looked up to and frankly i am going to chance to say almost everyone at all u look up to has watched porn so like. either we are willing to forgive and forget or we fucking arent. or we just think vaguely 'stealing' artwork in this indefinable way is genuinely more significant than jacking it to a woman getting sexually exploited in which case like. idk probably just kill yourself i guess?

#sorry i went on a hell of a mental tangent over the past handful of posts #it just bugs me like everyone turned their back on dunes in an INSTANT i dont understand !! #are u stupid? did u never like them? is there some other issue? #anthony green is a HEROIN ADDICT i promise you he's done worse shit than fuckfigngnn. BUY AN AI VIDEO. #why doesnt anyone FUCKING CARRE ABOUT DUNES ANYMORE

[prommytheus]

prosecutor doodle page

#simon blackquill #sebastian debeste #taka #i wont bother tagging klav since hes like barely there #i really like my hc that simon also went to themis and was friends with some of the underclassmen (klav and sebastian) #so it is featured here #anyway uh. i want to write a fic about simons time in prison but its just diary entries describing stupid ass shit hes done to pass the time #like kicking blaise debeste in the nards and climbing fences to befriend crows yknow. simon stuff #also pride flag taka because i think its funny to imply simon owns a lesbian flag purely for the purpose of putting it on his bird

[fromtheseventhhell]

The worst part of the GOT and HOTD adaptations is that they remove any sense of narrative or themes being explored from George's writing. The showrunners rewrite characters and change plotlines on a whim and remove any sense of cohesive storytelling. There's just...literally no point to the story and the writers struggle to come up with sensible explanations for the changes they've decided to make.

#anti got #anti hotd #/themes are for eight-grade book reports/ like at least D&D admitted to not caring #hotd showrunners will spend an hour rambling trying to come up with a point in-between saying a rapist deserves sympathy #if the shows weren't based on books they could get away with it but the fact that we just end up with themes and arcs gone #unfulfilled because they have to inevitably draw from the source material even though they're changing things is frustrating #that's really why season 8 makes no sense cause the writers were just coming up with shit inconsistent with the earlier seasons #the dance being about misogyny and nyra's line surviving in the main Targ while the Greens die out was done for a REASON but now people #justify the misogyny towards her because they don't personally like her character and it's just so...stupid #just really stupid and on some level I'm blame George for these terrible adaptations even though I know he doesn't have #full power or say at least with GOT things would've been different if he would've finished the books on time

[kaazukado]

Hazbin Fuck My Life

i adore hazbin hotel, i think it’s amazing, but i can’t help but wonder if i just have low standards or am an absolute dumbass because clearly it has issues that i never spotted until someone brought it up, and even then i thought it was fine(like the pacing for the eps. in general i’m cool with it but i will admit - five months passing in five eps? like are you fucking serious??? that’s insane, what the hell)

and then when i feel smart about deciding that gee, alastor was uncharacteristically crude in ep 5, suddenly i feel like the idiot again because all the comments on videos of him cursing lucifer out are saying how it’s such a good way to show how much lucifer pisses him off. i mean, i saw that too, but it still felt incredibly jarring at the time. and now i’ve conformed to public opinion and i genuinely think it’s fine too. go me. (that or it’s that the shock has worn off and i just think alastor saying “fuck you” is funny)

i fucking hate everything here. i don’t want to be one of viv’s blind stans but i don’t want to be one of her blind haters either, nor do i want to go down the rabbit hole of “what fucked up shit has she done in the past decade” or whatever the hell it is that makes people despise her so much. am i lazy? am i willfully ignorant? or am i making the wise choice to avoid potentially meaningless and petty discourse?

i don’t know why this is so stressful. i don’t know what’s wrong with me

#hazbin hotel #rant #personal rant #i just want to like this show #i don’t want any of the fucking baggage of whatever it is viv’s done #i want to like it without feeling like i’m doing a great disservice to mankind #reminds me of this artist i follow and im in his discord server and whenever i said something pertaining to media or some controversial #topic i’d be scared out of my fucking mind cause i thought he’d just rail on me for how stupid i might sound #i think he was just tired and done with everybody’s shit #so not really his fault #still felt bad tho #there’s a genocide in palestine and i’m talking about this #i’m so stupid

[faerociousbeast]

annoyed ab sasuke misogynist allegations again hes literally a mamas boy sasukes never been a misogynist ever. please. hes just gay oh my god

#oh my hod #im so sorry babygirl youre out there saving the world more than the titular character is and everyones like #wtf. why do you hate women and your wife also. #SHE MADE HIM MARRY HER 😭😭 how the fuck does he deal i could never deal in awe of him everyday #if MY boyfrie. blew his arm off with me and said all that shit. #and then married some bitch #i would simply die and kill him too #actually he shoildve done that #sasuke if you killed yourself over that stupid dumb marriage naruto would kill himself also #and none of us would be in this mess

[ruelpsen]

I regret to inform you that my fave is getting bodied again in another poll

#too many fake old man enjoyers on this site #COME ON NOW HE HAS SIX ~PREHENSILE~ TENTACLE DICKS! SIX!!!!!! #people are being mean in the notes though like come on what has he ever done to you #do you not know cuntenserven when you see it #sure yes he does bad things in canon and i am not an apologist #and if he were a real person i would hate him so gd much for some of the shit he does #however he is not real so what about it #some people just want to dream about having a passionate six-tentadicked bisexual alien lover and lordy am i one of them #i might. *might.* rb the poll itself later but without tags because i've had experiences with normies being stupid in my inbox- #- after rbing normie-ish posts in the past #even a number of people who claim to be sex-positive turn awful the second it's clear your tastes aren't bland vanilla stuff #if you've read this far thanks for hearing out my ramblings #despite my better judgement i am so deeply in love with this foolish man #londarling #not sfw

[random0lover]

I hate men and their need to act like any emotional reactions you have while you’re on your period is just you being “hormonal” and “not yourself”

(Rant in tags)

#like sorry I’m actually defending myself rather than just letting you talk shit about me directly infront of me?? #when I’m on my period I tend to show more of my real emotions rather than what people want to see so yeah #but the conversation I was having with my brother was fine- I wasn’t talking to him in any way #he asked me about the monster that I had because like an hour or two ago he asked me not to throw it away since it’s one with the cod #qr code thing on it and he asked me if I threw it away and I said “no it’s not empty right now it’s infront of the microwave” and right #after my dad jumps in saying nobody needs to take offense to how I’m talking or how I’m being? when I didn’t say anything in any way? like #my brother didn’t even have the time to respond to me before he jumped in and started indirectly talking shit #I’m so done right now- all he’s done the last few days is nit pick at me about stupid shit like yesterday we missed the our bus stop and we #get off and this man starts yelling at me that now he doesn’t get to eat (mind you he never explicitly said he wanted to get off at that #stop I thought we were just going directly home)- he constantly says shit on purpose to get a rise out of me and now for some reason my #brother (the one that is 17) has been budding in and telling me to stfu and all this shit and my dad feeds off it and uses it as more of a #reason to justify how he’s treating me and it’s just so upsetting cause he does know I’m in a more vulnerable time right now since my period #is always really difficult anyways really sorry for the rant don’t have any friends I can talk to irl about any of this so to the internet #it goes 🙃 #random0lover emotional dumps #random0lover rambling ♡

[spotsupstuff]

Only 25% processing power dedicated to sparrows? Thats nothing! *dedicates 87% of my processing power to sparrows*

25% of an Iterator processing power has to be an equivalent to like. three or four NASA centrums combined or smth i do not know processing powers but it has to be insanely much..

n then they make some sort of plans for the night that appeal to Euros Very Much and suddenly all processing power he can spare goes to it for the whole day till the plan happens

#spot says stuff #rw #oc tag #sparrows isnt a fan of the idea that hed be only thinking about her either. she thinks its stupid from like.. the romance standpoint #you have yourself to think about! you need to look after yourself and think about yourself and learn things n do introspection too- #-all That needs thought! an individuals self comes before anything else cuz then how can one grow. n as his second mechanic oh shes- #-supposed to support his growth as much as possible. not like she needs her title for that anyway she does want him to become a good person #-just because she thinks anyone should be able to grow into a good person #either way. spars: hey so tonight we could watch a movie n then cuddle up maybe have some FFffun if ull feel like it | euros: 👀 #and then he proceeds to not get any work done #my wifi is shitting itself again too so.. thats an info

[trashbaget]

tell me your failed/embarrassing flirting stories to make me feel better, i’ll go first: today i said “get out of my way” forgot to say “i’m kidding” then immediately said “bye”

#it is awful having feelings for someone you know and have an established friendship with #but crushing on someone i barely know is knew to me and i legit feel like an idiot every time i do something stupid like this #i can’t just. talk to the guy #if i say hey and he says sup i say ‘sup indeed’ like what the fuck is that #i can barely even say hello to him #don’t get me wrong i’ve DONE it but most days i’m like #ah fuck there he is #okay you can do it just say hi #just say what’s up #and then he’s already gone #also. like. the setting we’re in is soooo not good for talking or flirting realt because um. it’s work he’s my coworker.. so um. do i fuckin #ask him for his number?? or to hang out??? but like. he’s kind of a stranger to me what do i want to hang out for 🧍 #but like. ​i dont want to do that until i have at least one successful interaction #or like. an actual conversation. #which is gonna be really hard to manage because he doesn’t talk much at all to anyone and i really only talk if someone talks to me first or #i’ll say something absolutely idiotic and ridiculous (and honestly i do that no matter what) #anyway so um. i guess i’m just gonna keep making a fool of myself until i get it right and hopefully i don’t screw it up 🥴 #i lost all my confidence in the last year and i cant do anything chill or smooth anymore (i was never that good in the first place but at #least i could PRETEND i knew what i was doing. like i could sell it. the whole weird and lost bit.) #anyway. i felt better for like 5 minutes when some guy at the gas station flirt failed with me on the way home. but that’s partly my fault #too oops. in his defense he probably could not see that i had headphones on bc upon mirror inspection they were well blended with my hair #but i was waiting to cross the street and this guy tried to like nod and smile and i did not know it was to me until i got to the other side #where the gas station was and and like. tried again and i awkward half smiled and saw his face get all mushy and confused like mine FELT 20 #mins before when i’d flopped so hard trying to flirt and by the time i’d processed WAIT i think he was FLIRTING WITH ME i was already gone 🤡 #but at least it ended better than the poor 14yo who very confidently asked for my number #who. i shit you not. SCREECHED for a solid 44.5 seconds and bolted the other direction when i said sorry im 21 #his friends were standing there like wtf too and one was like i am so sorry about him 🤦 #cheers to being fools universe

[littledreamling]

I want to write a fic about Dream finding out* about all of the stupid things Hob has done that would 100% kill any other person (drinking lava, jumping off of cliffs, attempting to climb impossible heights, etc) when he found out he couldn’t die

because let’s be honest, it doesn’t matter who you are, if you’re granted immortality, the first thing any human is going to do is some fatally stupid shit and Hob wouldn’t be exempt from this. He wouldn’t do it out of any suicidal intent, he would do it to fully experience everything the world has to offer

*bonus points if Hob isn’t the one to tell him, Death is and Dream spends the entire time alternating between being impressed and glaring at Hob who’s standing in the corner wishing he was literally anywhere else

#Dream: ‘Hob that’s not what immortality should be used for’ #they’re all sitting in Hob’s flat drinking and reminiscing #and then Death brings up that one time that Hob drank a random chemical in his university’s chemistry lab #a chemical that definitely would’ve killed anyone else #and suddenly Dream is SHOCKED but Death assures him that it isn’t the first time Hob has abused his immortality #and Hob is silently screaming at her to shut up with his eyes #but they’re all pretty deep in their cups so Death starts way back at the beginning #when Hob went to war and first realized that his stab wounds always healed #that no amount of blood loss would put him in the grave #and at first he didn’t want to test it or push it #but then he made a stupid bet with his friends that he could lick poison off a dagger #and the stomachache wasn’t worth it but it also didn’t kill him #he had to make up some lie about poison tolerance or how it was fake poison so he didn’t blow his cover #after that he got more cautious but he’s definitely done some stupid shit over the years just because he could #he’s only human after all #we’ve all seen a pretty rock and wanted to eat it #and you KNOW he ate a tide pod #just because he could #the sandman #sandman netflix #hob gadling #dream of the endless #morpheus #dreamling #death of the endless

[spikeghost]

I'm gonna say it, no matter what side of this fandom you are on when it comes to Scott, you're most likely very annoying.

It's like either side refuses to acknowledge that someone might like the character but hate the writing and criticizing the writing, and yes, even the writing for said character is not criticizing the character.

#teen wolf #scott mccall #i'm a Charmed fan #have been since i was 9 #i learned to glean shit from canon and just talk shit even about characters i love because the writing makes them do stupid fucking shit #like the amount of shit i talk about Piper and Phoebe is astronomical #but in theory they're great characters and when i watch the show i focus on those things but also talk about how i think they could have #done some things better #and i'm sorry but the true Alpha shit fucking sucks #they didn't know wtf to do with Scott as an Omega so they just said fuck it he's alpha now #Omega Scott carving his own way and refusing to abide by whatever rules the werewolves or the hunters have decided were there would have #been way cooler #i xan come up with about 5 alternative storylines off the dome that are better than that true alpha shit #just cause the show can't do nuance doesn't mean we shouldn't either