#there is a correlation

[arrozaurus]

oh thats why i used to feel more bad about myself before, i created content!!

#im feeling bad useless pathetic good for nothing again because i posted a thing i put effort on and received no encouragement #there is a correlation #wow i cannot wait to get a job that doesnt involve significant interpersonal skills #(this is not meant to be passive aggressive btw im just venting)

[slushy-sash]

very important research

#cunty ah cowboy #what is he researching you may ask #he's studying the relationship between the angle of body leaning and cuntiness #its a positive correlation #honkai star rail #hsr #dr ratio #veritas ratio #boothill #my art

[mousegirlpenis]

it’s hilarious to make up a race science to dunk on racism, however

#there is a correlation #racists do look a certain way sometimes

[starsandwriting]

Haha. Hahaha.

[ID: Alternating excerpts from the transcripts of The Magnus Protocol episode 11 and The Magnus Archives episode 112 and 67.

1.

Gwen: I thought he was going to kill me!

Lena: But he didn’t, which means you’ve passed the first part of your probation. Congratulations. Did you scream?

2.

(Elias): congratulations. You’re doing a lot better than I expected.

Archivist: Feels like all I’ve managed to do is… not die.

Elias: And believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill.

3.

Gwen: I don’t understand.

Lena: Yes, you do.

Beat.

Gwen: But… why?

Lena: “Why” comes later. For now, it’s best you try to process the “what.” I’ll let you know when I have another liaison assignment for you.

4.

Archivist: So you obviously know how to stop it. You could just tell me!

Elias: I could. But I believe that if I did so, you would fail. The Stranger is antithetical to us.

[The Archivist sighs heavily]

5.

Gwen (defeated): I… Ok.

Gwen opens the door.

Lena: Oh, and Gwen?

Gwen: Yes?

Lena: Get some sleep. You look dreadful.

6.

Archivist: Of course, of course. Understood.

Elias: And for God’s sake, get some sleep.

End ID]

Thank you @princess-of-purple-prose for the ID!

#gwen gwen get OUT of there gwen #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #gwendolyn bouchard #lena kelley #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #magp 11 #tma #that entire scene gave me SUCH deja vu for s3 jon and elias #giggling and twirling my hair #hold on I'll reblog with more parts of the scene that reminded me of s3 but i couldnt find #a direct correlation in the transcripts off the top of my head #jon my beloved #myar #tmagp spoilers

[koobiie]

cyborgs!!!!!!!!!

bonus bb and chopper -

#teen titans #one piece #cyborg #cyborg franky #beast boy #tony tony chopper #i wanted to do more titans x straw hats but i wasnt sure who else to do.... #i think obviously raven and robin would be book nerds together #but unsure who would correlate to starfire or robin? #me just now realizing that there are two robins lmao #koob art #digital art #procreate #illustration #1k #2k

[humanmaybe]

I make my grilled cheese with garlic bread (aka just sprinkling garlic salt into the butter on the bread) and if I have it I will add goat cheese.

#poll #tumblr polls #grilled cheese #sex poll #sjshksgs #this is just bc I keep seeing the sex/dugs/club polls #and then also a ton of posts being mad about those polls lol???? #so fuck you grilled cheese poll #I’m not sure how it correlates but I think the joke was we should make dumb polls more

[xmilkwee3dx]

My ultimate fantasy is to be able to trust someone with my entire heart and being.

#that’s scary but I just hope and pray that I’m able to one day #is that even possible? #to trust someone to that extent? #seems fake #thoughts while watching The Matrix #doesn’t even correlate

[sleepycricket]

ever since nd tweeted this i’ve been determined to get to the bottom of this. every time i watch the movie again (i’m on like my fifth viewing) i take more notes. this WILL be cracked. (view the up to date thread here!)

#i may be crazy #but i’ll never stop #does it correlate to emotions? characters? ideas or beliefs? #i will get to the bottom of this

[moonsun2010]

Made an animatic summarising the entire book as a tribute to Dracula Daily and @re-dracula ! English subtitles provided, with translation by me and @ignitingthesky.

if you like this, do check out my kofi! there's a free pack of every single frame

#my art #dracula #dracula daily #re: dracula #TOOK SO DAMN LONG... FUCK #anyways kudos if you can tell which bits correlate to which entries :D at least i hope its identifiable. #Do leave a comment if you can #I thrive on seeing reactions hehe #note to self: dd2023 #jonathan harker #mina murray #mina harker #jack seward #john seward #quincey morris #arthur holmwood #abraham van helsing #van helsing #renfield #mr swales #the demeter

[m0us34rt]

Movie of the year (calling it now)

#lisa frankenstein #I would like to post this on Instagram but I’m building it back from the ground up.. #I saw this movie the day it premiered and am planning to see it 1-2 more times because I LOVE IT. #the kiss klimt #I don’t know why I didn’t finish the details on the creature but at this point I don’t want to go back. also statue correlations??? #diablo cody

[spiced-wine-fic]

#disaster movies #sharknado #gemma correll

[stankworth]

after many years of being strong // may you have the chance to be gentle again

#simon blackquill #aura blackquill #athena cykes #ace attorney #more fanfi c deleted scenes :V this is how i deal w being stressed #i hope its clear theyre getting simons stuff from auras storage unit and putting aura's stuff in while shes in priso n #this sequence is also many headcannons deep. mainly that he was into birds before samurai stuff and also is autisti c #there's scholarship abt the correlation btwn being aut istic and tra ns. not that simon is but he mightve been Bad At Gende r in other ways #as in Let Me Bring My Soft Pink Thing To School. which might lead you to seek out more mas c interests at some point #like strong muscuIar men fighting each other with swords. A very manIy interest for someone whos 1000% straigh t of course #Also if you consider the timing and Auras whole Vibe I think you will agree she was a scene queen #my art

[centrally-unplanned]

I will repeat an insight on age discourse that everyone at least somewhat "knows" but that you can only truly learn under the grinding tutelage of Time; you do not grow up, but only get older. You will change, but you will not "mature" in some linear fashion, there is no clean hierarchy of interests and desires to climb.

Which means that not only can a 40 year old have everything in common with a 25 year old, but they can in fact still want many of the things they wanted when they were 25, that a 25 year old may be more likely to possess. This is, in fact, normal; it will happen to you, maybe not in a way that correlates with dating but affects you all the same. You will be amazed at how little your vision of what 'maturity' should bring will correlate with reality.

#There are of course correlations on these things - you will notice them for sure #but odds are not rules #AKA “Go rewatch FLCL”

[conarcoin]

tumblrinas be like yeah my favorite cc is jerma / connoreatspants / goodtimeswithscar / ethoslab / technoblade / jack manifold / jawsh / badboyhalo / cscoop / joko / slimecicle / geminitay / michaelmcchill / sneegsnag / pokay / princezam. how could you tell

#mcyt #theres no like correlation here other than tumblrinas love these guys from my experience

[herssian]

“video games make you violent” final fantasy xiv zenos yae galvus grew up with no video games and look how that turned out

#ffxiv #correlation? causation? patrick

[catsandcatci]

the codywan pipeline from “oh who’s this guy they’re shipping my darling obi-wan with?” to “Cody is my favorite character ever and I am not normal about it” is so real and I am prime evidence of that

#codywan #commander cody #star wars #the clone wars #tcw #star wars the clone wars #obi-wan kenobi #historically how normal I am about Star Wars almost directly correlates to how normal I am about cody