#there is no way these boys are straight

[helsensm]

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#Raiden is so hard to draw for me #he never turns out the way I want #or just straight up not looking like himself #but for some reason last night my brain forced me to sketch this #it was its way to distract me from 2am self-destructive thoughts I suppouse #thank you baby boy #raiden #mk raiden #railao #...implied?? #mortal kombat #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #helsensm art

[royal-they]

chatting about dnd probably

#byler #stranger things #byler fanart #stranger things fanart #will byers #mike wheeler #little sketch of them that i ended up rendering bc i have no self control lmao. Should have just lined it at that point #pose is based off two straight boys i saw in my class who had way too much tension

[sainz5516]

there is no hetero explanation of this.

*mic drop*

#carlos sainz #charles leclerc #charlos #f1 #ferrari #c² #carlos sainz 55 #formula 1 #ferrari boys #THEY LOOK STRAIGHT OUT OF A ROM COM #like #ME WHEN #the way charles is looking at carlos tho #AND THE....

[skrunksthatwunk]

skwisgaar punished arc

#twirling my hair hiiiiii metalocalypse fandom #also sorry if i fucked up the boys' designs at all 1) this is my 1st time drawing any of them and 2) i didn't look up refs. lol #truly a fuck it we ball moment #metalocalypse #mtl #skwisgaar skwigelf #william murderface #toki wartooth #nathan explosion #pickles the drummer #skwistok #anyway i binged all 4 seasons in like 5 days. my brain has been hijacked by these stupid awful terrible horrible jerks. >:/ #still need to watch aotd though smhing my head #they jacks off? they jacks off together but it ammenst homoskectuals? it ams more likelies than yous think! #also the straight floor is covered in crumbs. if you even care #see skwisgaar is pretty in that italian leather shoe type way that timothy chalamet is. like paper mache #anyway hope i didn't fuck up their voices too bad more content on the way whatever see ya✌️✌️ #sigh. edit: i resized all the panels bc they were just like. cartoonishly small. they're a bit low res but eh. legible enough for me #i drew it too small </3 a mistake i won't make twice mark my freaking worms #skrunkart

[chirpsythismorning]

INTERESTING a storyline that ppl say would be impossible for Mike bc of x y z and yet here is Jack Mcphee in Dawson's Creek living his forced conforming lifestyle, dating a girl and denying his sexuality, having a mental breakdown in his nuclear family front hallway and everything...

#stranger things #byler #< target audience #dawson's creek #lettergate #mike wheeler #is jack mcphee coded as hell #don't let the straights see this #when they find out rainbows are used for queercoding... #and that dating a girl doesn't equal straight... #and that having a fear of losing someone doesn't equal being in love... #oh they're not gonna like this... #their breakdowns in their front hallways got me feeling some type of way #jack's sexuality clicking after writing a poem about a boy = mike's sexuality clicking after writing a letter to will love mike... #yeah... #i don't expect loads of parallels in s5... #but at least one is very likely atp...

[northlt]

Straight love stories are like: we saw each other and thought they were hot, we kissed and now we’re in love

Queer love stories are like: “He is half of my soul as the poets say”, “I would've loved you if we had more time”, “He was a boy made of fire who'd been turned to frost. He was meant to burn”, “all the people are fake. Theyre made out of metal. But I like you… and that is not fake”, “Ismail Shah, did he forget the color of Isfahan's sky?”

#no hate meant towards straight love stories #i just wanted an excuse to post abt my fav gays #NO BUT THE WAY IVE CRIED OVER ALL THE SHIPS IVE MENTIONED???? #the song of achilles #achilles #patroclus #patrochilles #they both die at the end #tbdate #rufus emeterio #mateo torrez #julian diaz #cemetary boys #yadriel vélez flores #young royals #wille x simon #wilhelm #class netflix #dhruv sanghvi #dhruv x faruq #faruq dhruv #faruq manzoor

[cuubism]

I feel like Hob very much has an "I'll try anything once" approach to life, so I think it would be extremely funny if Hob learned he was queer when some random guy propositioned him in a tavern and he was like fuck it, sure why not, anything once amiright? And then after he was like oh. Well then.

(This was before he met Dream of course. There's zero chance Hob saw Dream in 1389 being all posh and weird with his little eyeliner and emerged from that encounter still thinking himself a straight man.)

#i speak with authority having had a similar encounter with an ethereal (albeit not supernatural alas) being and emerging not straight #on the other hand 1389 dream being hob's gay awakening is also SO funny to me like #feelin some kinda way about a weird goth prince boy in a tavern amiright #who hasn't been there #hob gadling #dream of the endless #the sandman #dreamling

[weallpartyatybcpatricksfuneral]

i don't ship peterick because calling whatever is actually wrong with them "romance" is a disservice to how genuinely insane they are for each other

#like!!! #maybe its just me idk but i personally believe that two guys can be totally in love with each other and devoted to the other and not know #where one of them ends and the other begins and not be boyfriends. #whatever is actually wrong with them is better than anything romance could cook up sorry but its the truth #i want to study their brains in a lab and squish them like bugs why do they act the way they are #and tbh i hate when people straight up assume the only reason why two people have a deep devoted relationship is because theyre boyfriends #or something #fall out boy #fob #patrick stump #pete wentz

[viperbooty]

Back to talking about the Fantasy Fandom and the racism that tends to be part of it!

I genuinely think if Wyll were white he'd get way more attention and love. He'd have sparkle flower crown edits saying "My sweet cornball!!" "My boys got daddy issues!!". Also Warlock is a class beloved by many. And as someone who plays a warlock in bg3 having two of them fucking ROCKED, I always had spells at the ready. So really saying "buh! buh! two warlocks is just bad!" its really not, short rests and cantrips out the asshole really make it easy.

Anyway.

If Gale were black he would be fully ignored and people would, in masses, complain about how annoying he is, how useless he is, how he doesn't really fit in with the rest of the "way more interesting cast". How he's so unbearably straight because all he talks about is his ex.

Lemme keep on this though because if Shadowheart was a Black Person she would have been fucking Crucified for the way she talks about other races, other religions, and just in general the way you have to pull information out of her like pulling teeth. Also if she were a black woman she'd be reduced to "uncaring boss bitch who "dont need no man"" or "unbarable bitch who needs to be Killed"

Am I getting my point across enough?

Wyll was shafted by the game by having literally less content than the rest of the party. Wyll DOES have an interesting story. Wyll is also corny, he's funny, he's so sweet, and his conversations with Karlach are soooo great and yet it's all abandoned because he's generally viewed as "boring".

And by the way. You are allowed to like and dislike characters. But I see a lot of people side stepping the Fantasy Racism to say "but hes just boring thats why I dont like him". Like sure, if you gave Wyll an honest chance and still found him boring then that's your opinion and choice! HOWEVER!! We CANNOT ignore that he is being LEFT OUT of edits, of fan art, of character discussions. When I see posts that are the entire cast MINUS Wyll it tells me everything I need to know about you.

Also one last thing... I cannot imagine being Wyll's VA and seeing how many times you are being left out on purpose. How so few add your character to edits, or fan art. It has to be crushing to some extent, even if you expected it.

#bg3 #bg3 wyll #the color of a characters skin seems to be the measurement of love and interest for the fandom #i genuinely do not understand why people also shove him into “token straight cop” HES LITERALLY NOT. #as a black person it makes my heart ache for the fact he would be absolutely ADORED if he were a fucking white boy #the way people would swoon for him and his cornyness - or explore his background with his pact #feel free to add to this anyway youd like but if you comment BUT HES BORING im going to spear you like an angry caveman #also this is coming from seeing the fucking new wave of hate for a new castlevania black vampire #sure sure you can believe a fantasy world full of magic and creatures but BLACK is where the line is drawn like bffr

[keptoabysmal]

Another banger from tubbo today ifear

#qsmp #tubbo #gay murder boy is going straight into my vernacular #only way to refer to that cubito (qCellbit) from now on

[pixelatedquarter]

New McDonald's Alignment Chart just dropped, "Emo Trinity Saying They're Straight" flavored

#paramore #fall out boy #my chemical romance #hayley williams #patrick stump #mikey way #hayley “a tragically straight woman how do i keep making these [fashion] choices” williams #patrick “straight if that's a thing that exists” stump #mikeywe'rebothheterosexualmalessortofmaybeummnext!way #and bonus gay supporter's straightest line to date “i kissed a boy just to start shit” to represent all the offstage stage gay #do you feel like saying you're straight in a way nobody will believe #or saying it's a tragedy #or mayhaps you don't really believe straight people are real #(you could put things pete wentz has said all over this chart if you zoom out and add the just straight up queer territory)

[tora-the-cat]

An interesting little fun thing with team 7 is that you assume that Sakura's gonna, like, woobify and simplify Sasuke by putting him on a pedastal,cause her goal is centered around him and shes a 12 y/o fangirl so like of course her understanding of him is skewed cause she doesnt see him as a person, just an object of affection, right? She's can't get Sasuke, can't imprint on and/or traumabond with him like Naruto and Kakashi do. They don't see him with rose tinted glasses, because they've lived through their own Horrors and empathize with Sasuke's experience.

......right?

WRONG lmao!! They have too many ghosts!! Naruto's single-minded codependent ass won't get out of his own way long enough to see Sasuke for who he actually is, only able to empathize with the parts of his trauma Naruto relates to and not really capable of understanding him outside of the context of himself (because Sasuke is. His other half). And Kakashi is far too jaded to be fair to him!! He can't decide if Sasuke is gonna end up as a mini-him or a mini-Obito or maybe a mini-Itachi, but either way he ALSO is too traumatized to see Sasuke AS SASUKE.

meanehile SAKURA'S autistic ass may have dogshit empathy, but you know what she does have? A special interest in sasuke. Nothing better to do then give herself a degree in Uchihaisms. She can write character studies about him. she can read his soul. Whenever she says something about him she is right. Every fucking time! She is RIGHT!!!!

'sasuke would NOT compliment me this directly or explicitly express worry unprompted, especially if it gets in the way of his goals' correct.

'Sasuke shouldn't hide that curse on his neck its not healthy BUT if I tell anyone about it he'll never trust me again, which might be even more dangerous for him then the curse mark. Like he can probably handle the curse mark but no one else can stop him from ripping peoples arms off.' correct.

Speaking of! 'Sasuke would not hurt me even when he seems to be...possessed? whatever the only way to knock him out of it is to present myself as Alive and thus something to be protected rather then something to be avenged, because he gets really stuck in his own head about revenge' CORRECT

'hey so um. like. Sasuke's gonna leave Konoha. I'm not sure anything can stop him at this point and honestly I'm kinda starting to doubt anything should, so the only thing I could possibly do to help him at this point is ALSO defect.' CORRECT!!!!

#shout out to @Obihoe cause this started as a tag comment on one of your posts that got WAY too out of hand. just like old times lol #team 7 #haruno sakura #sakura haruno #sasuke uchiha #team crackhead #naruto #naruto uzumaki #sasusaku #doesn't have to be but like. Yeah #for the record no disrespect to my boys Naruto n Kakashi I love them dearly. but like. they got their issues. that's half the fun of team 7 #And Sakura has her problems with Sasuke too!! But her problems have nothing to do with understand him or his motivations or his personhood #and more to do with. Well. her absolute dogshit empathy. Emotionally disregulated ass. #'if you leave me I'll feel just like you did when your parents died' My beloved. Iconic. Great line. No notes. She's really just still so #inexperienced and naive that means she can explain and predict and KNOW him and his actions but still not empathize. She can say shit #like that with a straight face because she's never FELT loss like this before (except that minute she thought he was dead on the bridge) #so she can't imagine a worse pain. Just assumes it can't GET worse because she has no emotional concept of 'worse'. so it must be the same #she's literally the only person with a chance of convincing Sasuke to take her with him to Orochimaru because he's SASUKE of course she #knows all the right pressure points and keywords and concerns and stuff that she needs to convince him. #she's literally playing a little diolouge tree game with him. And maybe even winning up until that line! it's the dealbreaker

[nullapophenia]

Kissing Lucifer

{You're okay, you're alive, you-- You're so happy you could just-- Sif--!}

{Sif pushes you away}

#isat #in stars and time #isat isabeau #isat siffrin #torn fabric / OTiF #isat spoilers #haha. :) #ns.tiff #ok that's the sorting tags out of the way hi. #i was doing this the other day and then i had a dentist appt and then i fell asleep #welcome to lisa's bad touch! where i draw for two hours straight and realize i forgot to eat #i did Not want to do proper lineart again after revelation so i did not. enjoy my cool fuzzy brush #im not Too pleased with the caption on panel 1 but im too hungry to think out the scene any more so :thumbsup: #i wanted to mirror the framing on panel 2 of actual bad touch and since sif isn't the taller of the two. well :) #get lifted boy!

[goat-boy-sounds]

every edgy wannabe problematic queer movie released in the past three years will face a day of reckoning and on that day of reckoning it will be acknowledged that in the year of our lord 2017 sir ridley scott was putting evil robot alien genocide frankenstein decapitation isle of death god complex gay clone erotic flute lessons onto imax screens across the globe

#alien covenant #david 8 #long way of saying that david 8 would eat lydia tar and the saltburn boys for lunch #benadryl cumberbund in power of the dog couldn't stand within a 5 mile of radius of david #weak sauce movies #written by straight people #ridley scott's straight too but he's like 80 and doesn’t care anymore #rambling

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Moon got caught goin 👁👁 at the captains seat so Reader was like “you wanna try it out?? Cmon i can show you how it all works”

Moon was embarrassed and reluctant but agreed. He regrets it like 0.2 seconds later

#bones of a rabbit art #bones of a rabbit fnaf #bones of a rabbit au #space au #spaceship ai au #space ai moon #fnaf moon x reader #fnaf x y/n #fnaf au #pilot reader: straight up just sits they ass down right on top of Moon’s lap without even batting an eye #Moon panicking but not entirely sure why: I DONT KNOW WHAT RULE THIS IS BREAKING BUT IM SURE ITS ONE OF THEM #aka moon doesn’t realize he has feelings for reader yet #but BOY does this make him feel some kinda way

[sock-tin]

OK SO context i have a hc that when shadow knights turn into their true form their hair also gets dramatically longer (i also like to think they look physically more monstrous BUT THATS FOR LATER CONTENT) so when laurance comes back from the nether his hair is super long and gets cadenza to trim it instead of cutting it super short and dyeing it :> so HERES MY GUY TRYING DIFF HAIRSTYLES WHILE RECOVERING!!!

#IGNORE THE STARK DIFFERENCE OF QUALITY I WAS AWAY FOR ABIT AND DID THE FIRST BIT ON IPAD #but yeah heres my boy tryin diff hairstyles while recovering GOD i would have wanted his recovery period to be way longer than it was #like give me laurance discovering himself after being tortured for 6 months straight #where are my training moments with garroth and laurance with gar reteaching laur how to fight after being wrecked by traveling dimensions #also my lore knowledge and hcs may be inaccurate im still rewatching the series so uhm BIG OOPS IF ANYTHING IVE PUT HERE IS INACCURATE #aphmau #minecraft diaries