#there literal morons

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[whalefill]

feel the need to share this where I can hopefully get more people to see it. video posted by iamsbeih today, 10/23/23

#i havent seen many people talking about it on this website #and it is so heartbreaking! and infuriating! #keep speaking up keep praying keep trying your best #i am so beyond hatred for the US and the fact that we fund these things. and the fact that i have to vote next year for literally the #worlds most simultaneously moronic and evil government 😭 somethings got to fucking change. #free palestine #gaza

[jarrows]

i cannot be the only person whose brain went here during this scene

#kenobi spoilers #obi wan kenobi spoilers #literally gasped at the sheer moronic power of this escape plan #star wars #obi wan kenobi

[lnkedmyheart]

People saying Dazai has done more for Sigma than anyone else when my man has been constantly risking his life to save people since before leaving the mafia. He risked his life (and the city) to give Chuuya a choice at 16, he tried to risk his life for Oda in dark era, he risked his life and actually flat lined in Dazai's entrance exam, he risked his life for the agency and got shot, he risked his life during dead apple and has been super gentle with Chuuya after every use of corruption barring the fight with lovecraft, he is now risking his life for Sigma. I am sorry but Dazai has always been a normal person with severe mental illness exploited by his environment and those around him till he was left feeling inhuman and desperate for death. He has been trying again and again and I hate ya'll for acting like this is the first time he's been nice or self sacrificing since the series started.

Edit: it wasn't DEE it was 55 minutes where his heart stopped and Yosano healed him. I mixed that up somehow.

#bsd #dazai #rant #soukoku #everyone ignored his good deeds and self sacrificial actions and claimed he never changed #because it was more subtle #the change was literally gradual #the dude knows he is going to die and is therefore going all out #he was terrified at the thought of Sigma breaking the surface #he has little to no time left and is desperately trying to save someone juat like Oda told him to #it doesnt mean he has never been good before #atsushi literally said this but ya'll treat that boy like a moron as if he isnt a super perceptive detective #but the atsushi mischaracterization rant is for another day

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

“Failed presidential candidate Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) signed a bill late last week barring Florida localities from requiring employers to provide outdoor workers with access to water, rest and shade, outraging workplace safety advocates who say the new law will kill people.

Backed by the agricultural and construction industries, the controversial legislation is what’s known as a “preemption” law: It forbids cities and counties from pursuing their own ordinances on a particular subject, in this case protections from extreme heat.

The law effectively nullifies a proposal in Miami-Dade County that would require some employers to maintain a heat safety program and provide employees with water and shade on hot days. The county commission recently withdrew the proposal after the state legislation put its legality in doubt.

The preemption bill recently passed the Republican-controlled state House and Senate, along with a similar measure that prevents jurisdictions from requiring employers to pay livable wages on government-funded projects.

Unions and other progressive groups said blocking heat regulations would endanger farm and construction workers and anyone else who labors in one of the hottest states in the country.

“Someone is going to die as a result of this legislation,” Kim Smith, a telecommunications technician, told HuffPost last month.

Last year, Texas Republicans passed a similar preemption bill that blocked localities from implementing heat protections as well as other ordinances related to housing and labor. The legislation, known as Texas’ “death star bill,” appeared designed to thwart local laws in Austin and Dallas that guaranteed water breaks for workers.

The bill Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) just signed blocks jurisdictions like Miami-Dade County from implementing their own heat safety standards.

The bill Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) just signed blocks jurisdictions like Miami-Dade County from implementing their own heat safety standards. SOPA IMAGES VIA GETTY IMAGES

Florida Republicans pushing for the preemption law said they wanted to avoid a “patchwork” of local regulations around the state related to heat safety, arguing the matter was better left to the federal Occupational Safety and Health Administration.

But OSHA does not yet have a heat-specific safety rule, and proposals to create a uniform, statewide standard in Florida have gone nowhere over the years because of a lack of Republican support.

More than 430 workers have died due to environmental heat exposure since 2011, according to OSHA. But relatively few jurisdictions have laws in place that require employers to provide water, shade and heat safety training. Just three — California, Oregon and Washington — mandate heat breaks for outdoor workers. Minnesota has heat standards for indoor workers, while Colorado does for farmworkers.

“Overheating is one of the most common and most serious dangers in the workplace,” Rep. Alma Adams (D-N.C.), who recently co-authored a federal bill ordering OSHA to regulate heat exposure, told HuffPost. “Is requiring a glass of water and some shade too much to ask?”

Climate change is making heat waves both more intense and more frequent, raising fears that a growing number of workers could die if governments don’t implement safety measures.

A farmworker in Miami-Dade County died last July during what would become the hottest month ever recorded. The man’s family told NBC South Florida that he’d recently suffered symptoms consistent with heat stress. A farmworker in the county told HuffPost last month that the foreman at the plant nursery where he works prohibited even 30-second breaks in the blazing sun since this is the busiest growing season for exotic flora.

The Biden administration is currently crafting a federal heat safety standard through OSHA, but federal rules take years to develop, often face litigation and can be undermined by subsequent administrations. Former President Donald Trump could simply drop pursuit of the rule if he defeats Biden in their expected rematch in November.”

#ron desatan #republican assholes #maga morons #republicans kill the working man-literally kill them

[maplesleep]

I had an insomnia-induced vision...

#journey to the west #jttw #monkie kid #lmk #lego monkie kid #my art #art #lmk sha wujing #lmk zhu bajie #lmk tripitaka #lmk sun wukong #lmk monkie king #maplesleep art #artists of tumblr #this has taken literal hours bc im a moron who used a difficult brush AND also just insanely slow anyways lol #i wish this was real smh

[iactuallytryingtolovemyself]

i'm right

#this is what the show is about #warrior nun #ava silva #warrior nun ava #why did u think the halo chose her it was literally "u haven't gotten to be enough of a bisexual moron #and the was like here u go

[vita-min-ze]

It's sickening to see so many people defend rape, torture and murder. So many people who keep reblogging posts about fighting antisemitism but immediately rejoice when horrifying stuff happens to Israelis. So many people whose morals very obviously depend on whether they like someone or not. Kidnapping children, sexual assault, killing people (especially civilians!) is evil no matter who the victim is! I literally cannot comprehend how you can just switch off your compassion for other human beings.

And for what? Hamas and their methods aren't representative of Palestinians and they sure as hell don't give a fuck about their well-being either. They want Israel to retaliate and kill as many innocent Palestinans as possible. And the Israelis that died, their deaths won't help Palestinians either, their suffering continues. Once again hundreds and hundreds of powerless people on both sides die(d). For absolutely nothing.

#israel #palestine #im stressed out because ive seen so many people i liked applaud what happened and insult those that are horrified #people literally cannot comprehend that you can want freedom and peace and statehood for palestinians and want the same for israelis #and im not pretending i know how to solve this but since when has raping women and torturing men and beating up children ever helped anybod #and of course all jewish blogs are being bombarded by self-righteous morons #vita.txt

[essskel]

the whole ‘Eskel is a better witcher than Geralt’ stuff has always made me more sad than anything else. Geralt’s arc as a character is the building acceptance that even though he was raised a witcher and the profession is part of him : he’s a human, and he’s happy to be one.

but Eskel is a witcher. He’s not just ‘better’ at killing monsters he’s ‘better’ at wearing the title. He truly does work to cap his emotions, to succumb to the 9-5, to accept that his mutations make him something separate from the human he was born as.

He sees the stereotypes and the stigmatization of witchering and he only allows himself to step outside these forced boundaries when prompted by Geralt, Lambert, or Ciri, and even then he makes it clear that he’s making an exception.

And that’s not to say his moments of vulnerability and human connection are unnatural to him, he feels love and is drawn to protect those that he loves same as Geralt, but he’s out of practice in acting on these emotions because he’s a case study in survival repression.

He never solidifies a relationship with Ciri in the way Lambert does (in the books), he’s not even shown goofing around with her like Coën. He’s kind to her and he loves her and he goes on to put his life on the line to save her, but the vastness of his self-imposed missed opportunities is sickening. And that’s not even touching on the decay of his relationship with Lambert, or his white-knuckle grip on Vesemir.

Eskel is a good fucking witcher, he’ll dispose of your monsters faster and cleaner than his brothers ever will. But when his niece starts reminiscing on her favorite memories from childhood, he’ll be waiting a long damn time before she says his name.

#his vacant relationship with ciri genuinely haunts my waking dreams OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD #please don’t take this post as ‘anti-eskel’ he’s literally my url. i’m just being sad abt him bc he makes me sad #eskel #witcher eskel #kaer morons #the witcher #the witcher games #lambert #double shot

[spider-chris06]

Many people talking about the things that Gwen had to go through and so on, but Miles literally became the most tragic character in the entire saga at the end of ATSV to the point that he can even have a corruption arc in BTSV, all while he tried to be chill and positive so as not to get bitter just because yes.

Not only is there everything that he had to go through in ITSV (Horrible things and feelings that accumulated and that yes or yes they are going to explode in BTSV and they are going to blame their friends), but he had a lonely life for a year and a half, with anxieties and panic attacks, wanting to dedicate his entire future to seeing his friends again, only to feel stabbed in the back by them and feeling painfully betrayed.

And I really can't imagine what Miles's head is like inside after ATSV and in BTSV, the amount of traumas (Some that come from ITSV) and serious psychological problems he's going to have because of his friends that he didn't even care about when they met him except for Gwen. If you think about it, this trilogy is the story of a wonderful boy, who has no malice whatsoever, who never did anything wrong, who never hurt anyone, and even so, he ended up completely broken by things that He was getting out of hand and now he has no problem seeing his friends as his enemies and confronting them.

And as if that weren't tragic enough, after that, literally his entire WORLD, the thing that gave his life SENSE, collapsed, fell apart, in just a few minutes because of a lunatic who doesn't want anyone in the multiverse is happy just because he couldn't be.

#I mean my god #He literally didn´t anything wrong in his life and they broke him because they are a bunch of morons #All of them #miles morales #across the spiderverse #spiderman: across the spiderverse #spiderverse #spiderman #spiderman into the spiderverse #into the spiderverse

[rad-fire-vixen]

okay, the reply feature isn’t working for some reason, so i’m gonna reply here, @gemblingcraft and @starlight-to-midnight

so y’all really don’t remember how homophobic the UK still was even after section 28 was overturned, huh? and how homophobic it still actually is cuz lesbians are still punished for being homosexual and not wanting to interact with dick? how even afterwards, publishers wouldn’t publish works about explicitly gay characters in children’s books? y’all have the memory of celery sticks.

and literally nowhere has Rowling said anything bad about trans people. but if y’all think that “sex matters” and “lesbians are homosexual females” and “women need female only spaces” are bad, then you’re just homophobic, misogynist idiots. not that i’m surprised anyway.

also, not sure how y’all don’t remember that it was pretty heavily implied that Dumbledore was in love with Grindelwald when they were young, cuz i remember reading that, and it was literally over a decade ago. like it was clearly implied that he had serious feelings towards Grindelwald, but after his sister had died, that changed. does no one remember the biography written about Dumbledore in the book?

#these two are morons but what else is new? #jk rowling #she literally said ‘i know and love trans people but women need single sex spaces’ #if you think that’s transphobia then you’re just a misogynist dipshit #trans receipts #trans brain rot

[soldrawss]

are you excited for rottmnt movie this summer?

I am literally so excited, the SECOND the trailer dropped I knew I had to draw my newest son

#my art #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt movie #casey jones #rottmnt casey jones #so like im OBVIOUSLY excited to see all the animation #and see my son leo get bullied and become all angsty #theres so much plot in this movie im so excited for it #BUT #when i tell you i SCREAMED WHEN THIS LITTLE MULLET WEARING MORON CAME ON SCREEN #Fuck im SO EXCITED FOR HIM #also like #master leo??? #hello??? #did older leo become a dad and just straight up adopt this kid im #getting emotional im gettibg soft thinking about it #say what you want about time travel #its happened in literally every other tmnt iteration #it was only a matter of time before rise did it too #and im so here for it gimmie gimmie

[teatitty]

Was showing some TW3 Lambert scenes to Rae tonight and it's soooo cute that he's such an emotional drunk. Depending on dialogue choices, you can have a scene play out where Geralt's like "you know you're like a little brother to me right?" And Lambert goes "[voice cracking] Why would you say that to me? I'm gonna cry. Come here" and as he moves in for a hug he knocks the empty wine bottle to the floor and just shatters it everywhere ruining the moment asfrtdfgt they're all such a fucking mess

#the witcher games #kaer morons #there's also one where his voice cracks and his brothers give him shit for it #idk if he sounds young in the other versions of the game #but in the english he genuinely sounds like he's in his 20's and it makes so much sense now after looking up the book timelines #and learning he's not much older than dandelion #since witchers age slower than humans he's literally like. a baby in witcher years still. I love him #[I'm not being literal about the baby thing don't get weird abt it]

[vilelittlecritter]

"YoU cAnT liKe ThAt ChArAcTeR tHeY [bad action which is integral to the story and why the story is so good in the first place]"

My brother in Christ,

They are not real.

#i hate when people do this #im looking at you fuckers in the omori community #tell me one more time why i cant like sunny or basil and i am sending you into the sun #did you not get the whole point of the game? did you even play the game???? #mf's really play a game about forgiveness and that bad actions dont necessarily correlate to bad people #IT IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE MOST IMPACTFUL LINES IN THE FUCKING GAME #AND ITS KEL WHO SAID WHO THESE MF'S SEEM TO LOVE BECAUSE HES THE CUTE LITTLE INNOCENT BOY WITH NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM #which for the record is a fucking lie Kel is an emotional mess and also not a fucking moron #sorry for getting so annoyed its just irritating because i see it so damn much #random rambles

[bullfinch-lover]

People often talk about being haunted by the ghosts of the past, but what if you are being haunted by the ghosts of the future?

#paperinik #paperinik new adventures #pkna #donald duck #duck avenger #odin eidolon #donodin #yeah this is my moronic attempt of being poetic about donodin #this thought literally popped into my head while i was showering

[hassanatforusmk]

Have you ever seen anything like this?

A #hostage wants to shake hands with their kidnappers before they go

#Israel's refused to receive them.They Don't fucking care about hostages!

The Israeli terrorist gov really sucks!

These people have the right to resist!

#gaza #free gaza #gaza strip #gazagenocide #gaza news #gazaunderfire #stand with gaza #save gaza #gazaunderattack #israel is committing a full blow genocide #stop the genocide #genocide #worlds most simultaneously moronic and evil government 😭 somethings got to fucking change. #i am so beyond hatred for the us and the fact that we fund these things. and the fact that i have to vote next year for literally the #free palestine 🇵🇸 #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #freepalestine