#there may come a day when i stop making stupid memes

[long-live-astronerd-ghost-king]

Ectoberhaunt 2023. Day 17. Blood and Flesh.

CW: TW! Recurrent pregnancy loss. TW!Abortion. TW!Bleeding

Maddie: Jack, we need to talk. I know this is gonna sound crazy but I think Phantom, the ghost boy, is actually our son. And I’m sure Danny and Jazz know about it too.

What if we bring down on the Fentons the knowledge that they have ghost children without revealing Phantom’s identity?

Text+Chat+Memes=Prompt:

Of course Maddie wanted to have children. But…Not in college. She felt it was too soon. The lack of stable earnings and time were not conditions for growing a new person. She had nothing to give this potential child. Maddie did not hesitate long before deciding to have an abortion.

And for years, neither Jack nor Maddie have thought about this unplanned pregnancy.

Ectoplasm is toxic, obviously. But since ectology was only recently recognized by the scientific community, no one has ever fully analysed the effects of ectoplasm on the body.

When Maddie and Jack had the misfortune to become one of those couples experiencing recurrent pregnancy loss, they immediately suspected that the ectoplasm in their lab contributed to their reproductive difficulty. Put simply, death didn’t go with life.

They may not always have followed the lab’s safety rules perfectly, but is that why one of their first works will be exposing a teratogenic effect of ectoplasm? What if they’ve lost their only chance to be biological parents?

What a cruel price to pay for the work of life. Jack and Maddie so dreamed of their little happiness. Do they have to forget about it?

No, the Fentons don’t give up that easily!

They may have to spend a few years doing only theoretical work, but they’ll try again.

~~~~~

Ectoplasm is toxic. Tests, hopes…and a few miscarriages too.

Jazz was a miracle. Fenton family literally didn’t get out of hospitals to look after her health.

Danny was an even bigger miracle, because they didn’t have any hope of having a second child. Maddie and Jack didn’t even plan this pregnancy. Danny was born premature, with signs of hypoxia... but alive. His potential twin was not so lucky. Single intrauterine fetal death (sIUFD).

Right. Death still followed them. Of course, parents didn’t tell Jazz and Danny that they might have had another brother. It was their grief. Children had no reason to know about it.

~~~~~

"You filthy ghost!" Maddie stopped to rest after a chase for elder Phantom.

"Exhausted?" Dan was flying at a safe distance from her. "Maybe it’s time to retire, Maddie? A little exercise never stopped you before." The ghost was clearly making fun of her.

"Not going to happen, I’ll do it until I die if Amity Park need it. And my son will be here to stop you instead of me after me or Jack."

The smile on Ghost’s face faded immediately. "I hope he die first." The ghost whispered in a hoarse voice."It's best for everyone."

"What did you say?" Maddie rose up in anger, pointing her weapon at it.

"Has any thought crossed your mind about what happens to your children if anything happens to you? Go out every day and yell like idiots, attracting all the ghosts around." An ectoblast is blowing right up against her temple and crashing into the wall. The ghost frowned and turned away. "Did you ever think that Danny wouldn’t want to live without you? Did you think that he would be hurt if he had to lose you? No! Is it always about your stupid desires and ambitions, Mom."

For a moment Maddie thought he it was looking at her like it had seen a ghost, which was obviously just ridiculous. Maddie wanted to laugh about it, but somehow she couldn’t. Why would the ghost trying to fake human emotion care to hide the tears that gather in the corners of its eyes?

Maddie tried to get it out of her head. Anyway, it’s not that important. Phantoms have always been atypical. She’ll come home, take a warm shower, and tell Danny how much she loves him.

~~~~~

Maddie: My son is a strong boy and Dan: He’s weak! He’s a freak! He can’t handle it, Mom!

Maddie had long pondered this theory since the day Jack admitted that Phantom had misspoke during the fight and called him his father but she had never experienced it before. Or maybe she wasn’t paying attention.

Maddie: Hey, Phantom, just a question, how old are you? Dan: Why are you changing the subject? Twenty-four, twenty-five… Hell, I don’t remember. Stopped counting after 17, nobody cares anyway. And her first months dating Jack were 24 years ago. Right. The eyebrows, the shape of eyes and the height is all from Jack. The waist and the side eye from her. Theoretically. Still need more proof.

~~~~~~

Dan: Is this all your frail human form can do?

Maddie walked past the Casper High playground when she saw a ghost flying around. It was one of the new ones. The Phantom’s full-grown specimen. More dangerous. And totally unpredictable. Maddie squeezed the gun harder. Her theories are just theories and she can’t have such a dangerous spirit near the school, near her children.

Danny: Shut up and give me my bottle of water, asshole.

This voice. Maddie stopped in shock. What’s her boy doing so close to a ghost? He’s always so terrified of them.

Dan: No pull-ups, no water. You need muscles. Without them you’re gonna look like a worm if you’re gonna grow up to be taller than Jack as I am.

Danny: Just so you know, you’re a terrible big brother and I hate you.

Dan: Well, that just means I’m doing a good job.

Danny: When Mom asks who destroyed the furniture in Vlad’s house I’m pointing at you. A little run around town will be good for you. And as they say, Older siblings are like your parents' personal science fair. They're a bunch of experiments.

Dan: ...Just so you know, it sounded completely insane. Terrible. Good job, but don’t go near Dani with those jokes. Jazz will kill us both for setting a bad example. Danny: Bad example? Since when has a good sense of humor become a bad example? Dan: Shut up. Drink water and go to the shower. Jazz is gonna kick my ass if you die of overheating.

Danny: Huh, afraid of one know-it-all? When dad chased you with a bazooka, you didn’t seem scared.

Dan: Сome on, dad has a lot of strengths, yeah, but the ability to aim isn't one of them. And not

Dani: driving a car?

Danny: Right. Wait, how long have you been eavesdropping? Dani: Long enough to blackmail you both. Сomputer’s mine for the rest of the week. Dan and Danny: Shit.

~~~~~

The Invisobill. or Phantom. Ha. Danny Fenton…Danny Phantom. Weston boy said crazy things. Yeah. But what if he was only partially wrong? Everything except the color of its eyes and hair is so much like Danny's. If this were typical manipulation from a ghost hoping to shake the desire of ghost hunters to chase a creature similar to their child, he would have had to give it up months ago. But phantom did not change his disguise. This is his true form. What about ghost girl and older ghost? They are also so young.

Maddie could not sleep. In her head struggled scientist and woman weighed down by feelings of guilt and shame. She was tormented by philosophical problems and religious issues. No, Maddie, not even a neural tube is formed at that time. It was just a collection of cells. It’s not a person. It doesn’t feel pain. And ghosts do not too. Right? Is it even acceptable to compare such things? Is it possible that a ghost is not the remnant of negative human emotions and memories? What is responsible for its formation then? What is the purpose of such a ghost? And more importantly, how long have these ghosts been near and they did not notice? Has the portal become a source of energy necessary for their existence in the physical plane? Or is it only they who have not seen them?

So painful. It’s so unpleasant to think about what monsters they look like to their dear Danny and Jazz. Ghosts or not, she threatened creatures who might have been part of their family in front of her babies. God, naive teens must think that three Phantoms are their siblings or something. Of course! That explains the disappearance of fenton thermos and the way the Phantoms sneak into the portal and Danny’s always somewhere in trouble and…Oh my God, they could be in so much danger! How long has this been going on? No, the real question is..Hm, if this is going on for so long, why haven’t the ghosts done anything…evil? If their nature is in the destruction then why didn’t anything happen? Jack and she would never have missed something that would hurt their children.

~~~~~~

The fight between the Skulker and Invisobill was particularly fierce this time. Maddie was unlucky to be in one of the damaged buildings. But who is she if not a scientist? She will find a way to benefit in such a situation.

Unnecessary risk, completely unprofessional. But… The debris of the wall does not lie on her very tightly and the weapon still with Maddie. Yeah. She has to test her theory. She has to. She can get up and leave if she needs to. Right? A little dizziness never killed anyone. She just feels cold and sounds are strange. Maddie: Help. Help! Someone! M-Maddie? An insecure voice with an echo sounds. Yes, it's near. Maddie: Help! I can’t.. I can’t get up. T-Hard to breathe. Danny: Mum! Mama, hold on, I’m coming.

Phantom checks her pupillary reflex. Who taught him that? Jazz? The touch of his hand, so cold and shaky. Now Maddie really doesn't feel so good. It’s good that the ghost is her boy. She doesn’t have to worry about anything happening to people around. Neither he nor Danny know how to lie. She can breathe. Just cover her eyes for a moment and… Just a few seconds. Phantom:Jazz, Jazz! Call an ambulance. I don’t know what to do. I..I can’t just make mum intangible. What if she has a crush syndrome and I make it worse or… Her boy. Why is Danny so scared? Danny: Tucker, she is bleeding and she’s not responding to me and… Sshh, my little star, is all right. Mom just needs to lie down and rest a little.

~~~~~~

Maddie could not believe that she had actually passed out. But the time spent in the hospital gave her enough time to think about everything.

Maddie: Jack, we need to talk. I know this is gonna sound crazy but I think Phantom, the ghost boy, is actually our son. And I’m sure Danny and Jazz know about it too.

Jack: Honey, are you sure we don’t need to double-check if you have a concussion?

~~~~~~

Maddie and Jack decide to watch surveillance videos for the first time. After all, it concerns the safety of their children, they have the right to know what happens in the house in their absence. Especially when the ghosts are nearby. Children *live in their own sitcom*:

They have seen enough. Maddie decides to check chats on Jazz’s phone. It’s for their safety, only. She’s a good mother but what if the ghosts are up to something?

The chat was so..Teenage? And Chaotic. Normal? No, definitely not. How many times have they punished Danny unfairly? Did Jazz learn to lie and they didn’t even notice? And what the hell, why were they joking about dissection. It’s just awful. They need to talk immediately. No, it will look suspicious. They need to try to make contact with ghosts. And then they’ll all be grounded. All five.

Oh, and she thought two kids were a lot of work. How are they gonna handle three more with the bizarre biology ectology? Do they have hobbies, interests? They are definitely more complicated than theblob-ghosts. Was she wrong? Do they have emotions, a need for socialization? Can she trust her emotions in this matter?

~~~~Bonus~~~~

"What the hell happened to freak’s neck?!"

Danny: Um, excuse me, ma'am, he’s been doing Hatha yoga in India for years. Practice opens up amazing flexibility in the joints! Right, brother?

Dan: Fuck off.

Ma'am: Don’t take me for an idiot! What about his skin color then? Jack: You have something against my son’s tan? Dan: I told you going shopping with me was a bad idea. Dani: If you didn’t scare everyone around, it wouldn’t be so bad.

Dan:...I didn’t even try to do it this time. Why is she meddling?!

~~~Bonus~~~~

Dan: Why am I only third? Dani: Because I have successfully stabbed Danny in the back when he did not expect it. With you he is always waiting for a trick. This makes me much more successful than you :)

#ectoberhaunt23 #ectoberhaunt 2023 #eh23 #ectoberhaunt #eh magic #eh science #day 17 #blood #flesh #danny phantom #danny fenton #dan phantom #dani phantom #dp prompt #dp memes #tw blood #tw abortion #tw recurrent pregnancy loss

[microwave-core]

A Handful of Headcanons

These are, uh, kinda unhinged.

I love Nemona with my whole heart and soul, but I almost always write her (and you, dear reader) as being insanely oblivious because I just can't help myself. Every time I saw her in my Scarlet playthrough all I could think was “You wanna kiss me so bad you look stupid” because that is exactly what she’s like.

Her friends have been telling her for the past Arceus knows how long about her crush, but she never understood where they were coming from. Her obliviousness is completely impenetrable, it’s insane. They’re all pulling their hair out by her inability to recognize her own damn feelings.

Like, it’s to the point that her friends think she’s worried about people’s reaction to her being gay. Penny will casually tell Nemona that everyone was fine with her being gay or bi or whatever but Nemona’s just genuinely a dumbass when it comes to romantic feelings. 

(It’s funny, really, because anyone that would have a problem with her sexuality would never voice it lest they get their ass kicked but I digress.)

But when she realizes it? It’s fucking over. Her entire perspective has changed and she is now a new person. She now spends her nights staring at the ceiling plagued by thoughts of you. She could never fall asleep when thinking about holding your soft hand, or playing with your hair, or feeling your lips against her own. Occasionally, her thoughts become unsavory, and it never fails to make her feel like a complete creep because she shouldn’t be thinking of you like that.

When around you, she manages to act pretty normal. She’s too distracted by you to be overthinking her own feelings. The most she’ll do is just… look at you, but kinda intensely.

She’s just in so much awe at your existence, how you could look so beautiful, so elegant, just sitting there. Your every action sets her heart ablaze. Please give her affection, she deserves it even if she can be inexplicably stupid at times.

Cynthia would be such a wife-guy, it’s unreal. I have given this much thought. Sometimes I think about those alignment chart memes and everytime I do I think about the champions in regards to how they would treat their partner and, without fail, Cynthia and Leon fall into the wife-guy section and I will not elaborate further (that is a lie I will elaborate if asked). 

People across the world look up to Cynthia as a pillar of strength, as a serious badass who could curb stomp you with a single look. These people have no idea how much of a nerd she is, but they sure as hell know how much she loves her wife. 

Every interview she’s ever in, she will bring you up. No matter how much you might beg or plead her to, to avoid the embarrassment of her unabashed declarations of love, she will not stop. She cannot stop herself even if she wanted to.

She is the definition of relationship goals. All of her interviews have comments like “get you a girl who will talk about you like how Champion Cynthia talks about her wife” under them. 

And she absolutely adores your embarrassed reaction to them, too. You just look so adorable when you’re flustered. Don’t worry, she won’t tease you that much, that’s not really her style. She’ll always make it up with hugs and kisses and chocolate and anything else your heart may desire. She loves you more than anything else, after all.

Geeta is lowkey a sugar mommy, no matter what. Certified Girlboss™ over here is so busy, which she’s not inherently against as a workaholic, but it does prevent her from seeing you.

And so whenever she does get time for you, she will spoil you. Gift giving is her way of showing affection, at least when it comes to you. She’s practically made of money, please spend as much as you want. It’s her treat and you deserve it. Don’t even think about pulling out your purse or wallet, she will not let you pay. 

During quiet moments in her day, she’ll pull up a store on her phone and scroll until she finds something you’d like. She’ll be scrolling through fancy-smancy stores during an important meeting or when talking to someone like Nemona or Clavell because she just thought of the most darling thing to get you and she needs to find something suitable this instant. And she’s not slacking off or not paying attention, either, she knows exactly what is being said around her.

She’s also shameless. On more than one occasion, someone’s seen her looking for fancy, incredibly expensive lingerie. They’re incredibly embarrassed about it, but Geeta doesn’t care. She is in no way flustered or worried, just amused by their reaction.

If you don’t live together, she’ll totally send packages to your house or apartment. She’ll usually tell you, but sometimes she just doesn’t and suddenly you're opening your door in the morning only to be greeted by several packages. 

Not so much of a headcanon as much as it is a concept, but Courtney and Shelly pining for the same person. That’s it, that is the thought,

These two are their own brands of unhinged, and they would absolutely rip the other to shreds if it meant winning your heart. Courtney is just batshit insane. She’s feral. She’s completely unhinged and would go to any lengths necessary to get you by her side, no matter how much she has to dirty her hands to do so.

Shelly is also unhinged, but she’s far more calculated. She’s part of the brains behind Team Aqua, and so she’s not going to take action without considering all her possibilities first. She’ll go to the same lengths Courntey will go to, but she'll consider all her actions before making a commitment.

There is very little you can even do in this scenario. They would choke each other out with their bare hands if it meant having you. Don’t think this can end in dating both, they would never tolerate the other. They’re just going to continuously fight each other, try to one up each other, until one of them snaps. 

Drasna is severely slept on. I don’t even have a grand vision to put here. There is no idea, there is no headcanon, and there is no scenario. All you get is the concept of Drasna.

Just like… look at her. She borders on milf and gilf, she is decorated in dragon bones, she is sweet and kind and could kick your ass. She is gentle and loving but changes into cold and savage when in the midst of battle. 

She could curb stomp your ass any day of the week, and you (by which I mean me) would thank her. Not that she ever would. She cares about you too much! If you did battle her, she would attempt to go a bit easier on you, toning down the intensity a bit, but it slips out every now and then.

Also, do you think she’d have fangs? That’s how all the dragon tamers are in my head, so it’s not really Drasna specific. Actually, don’t answer that, she totally does because it’s my fanfic and I get to make the rules.

Anyways, Drasna would totally live in a cute little cottage. She’s from Celestic Town (apparently), so she likely prefers a quieter, humbler lifestyle. That is to say, you get to live with her in a cute little house that’s surrounded by nature and is also covered in dragons. You get to unwind at the end of the day by sitting in your cute little garden with her, and isn’t that just the dream?

…. How do we feel about gilfs? Like, in general. Milfs are pretty unanimous, I think. We all love a hot mom, but what about hot grandmas? I say that like the Pokemon grandmas are hot which I don’t think they are (except Cogita, obviously) but like… is there a consensus on this?

I don’t know man, when I look at Agatha and Bertha and Opal it’s just like… that’s a grandma. She’d bake you cookies and ask you about school or work. Agatha has an implicit risk, as you will be jumpscared by her ghosts. She’s also a little bitter and would totally just bitch about the people that get on her nerves. She’s old, she doesn’t care about anything anymore.

Bertha is the kind grandma who always asks if you want to help her make the cookies (she will not be offended if you decline). She’ll ask how your life is and will give you so much useful advice. She’ll also tell stories from her youth, and she looks so happy when she does it. She’s just nice, that's all I have to say.

Opal. Oh Opal. This specimen already has the cookies baked when you show up at her door unannounced. She knew you would be coming. Come sit down and complain about your life. She wants all of the gossip. Tell her everything, especially about your love life. Be careful about what you tell her, though, because she will not hold back when giving you her opinion.

Sorry I couldn't help myself. I had to write this out. I’ll go back to the regular headcanons.

Regular is a strong word. I desire Sada carnally. She is broken and I can fix her, okay? I have thought about this a lot, and I would subject you to all of those thoughts in incredible detail if I was strong enough to truly capture her image.

Real talk though. Sada is hesitant to fall in love again. She’s gone through a messy divorce before, and doesn't want to go through that kind of thing ever again. But she couldn’t help but fall in love with you, which leads to one of two things happening.

There’s the realistic option, that her love for you will make her work even harder towards finding paradise, which basically just leads to how the game plays out. She spends more and more time in the crater until she decides to move into it and eventually gets got by Koraidon, but you don’t know that. It would suck, but you would not be totally alone as you would have Arven there, going through the same thing. At the very least, he’ll turn out slightly better (until he has to tell you that Sada’s been dead for Arceus knows how long). 

But that’s sad, so I present to you the ideal option, that her love for you makes her realize how damaging her workaholic nature has been. She’ll be able to take a step back from her work, from the time machine and Area Zero, and just be able to live in the moment with you and Arven, like a normal family. She starts working as a regular professor. Hell, she might even start teaching at Naranja, where she’ll get to tease Arven everyday.

Anyways, regardless of what happens you get to be Arven’s stepmom, and that makes it worth it because he deserves a good parental figure in his life. I love him, he is my son, and he deserves the world.

Speaking of milfs: Lusamine. Hear me out. Technically, there are three types of Lusamine. There’s Sun and Moon Lusamine who is completely unhinged and selfish and will stop at nothing to get her way. There’s Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon Lusamine who is also slightly less unhinged and will stop at nothing to get her way, but she’s doing it for a greater cause (although it’s still kinda selfish but sometimes it’s the thought that counts). Then there's the anime Lusamine, who is actually pretty normal. Not unhinged or feral or incredibly selfish, just a mother trying her best for her two kids. 

All three of them are near and dear to my heart, but, to me, Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon Lusamine reigns supreme. She’s the best of the other two, where she’s both unhinged and trying to be a good mom (after the Ultra Necrozma business goes down, anyways).

When she becomes more adjusted, not worrying about saving Alola from an unworldly entity, she’s incredibly supportive, both to you and to her kids. Speaking of kids, if you don’t support Lillie and Gladion with your whole heart, she will cut you off. Her family is important to her, especially after losing Mohn.

Writing this, I realize that I might just be invested in giving these kids better lives, but whatever. Lillie will open up to you pretty quickly. She wants to do all kinds of mother-daughter activities. Please just spend time with her, she will love you forever. Gladion takes a bit longer, but he’ll cave to your kindness in time. He won’t admit it, though, he has an edgy persona to upkeep.

Or maybe you're into an evil bitch and you want selfish and crazy Lusamine, which is also understandable. She’ll do anything for you, and I mean anything. She would be pretty controlling though, and she might love the Ultra Beasts more than you, but that’s the price you’ve gotta pay if you want her unhinged.

Oh and also, please don’t look into Ultra Wormholes or Ultra Beasts. No matter what version of Lusamine you’re into, just don’t. Lusamine would never recover if you disappeared like Mohn did.

I’ll end this with Marnie, because I like her. She’s kinda quiet and maybe even a little shy, but she’s adorable and loves you with her whole heart and soul. Her quiet nature, though, is lost when you start doing… basically anything. Whether you’re battling or studying, she’ll be your number one cheerleader.

When you’re battling other people, she’ll be hyping up your every move. You're her girlfriend, you're obviously up to snuff, and she’ll remind you of that fact constantly. She’ll even bring in Team Yell to help out. She wants the entirety of Galar to know how strong you are. 

But she’ll cheer you on quietly, too. When she senses you're overworked or stressed, she’ll be bringing you blankets and hot tea before you can even complain about your problems. And when you’re settled in, she’ll bring you curry and huddle into your side. She’ll even get Morpeko to cuddle up to you. Feel special, Morpeko won’t even do that to Marnie, and she would complain if it wasn’t making you feel better.

If you’re battling against her, she won’t openly cheer you on like normal. She’s a gym leader, she can’t just go throwing a match because she loves you! But she’ll compliment your strategy when you're doing well. Team Yell won’t be cheering for you, though. 

Also, Piers would be totally chill with you. He couldn’t be intimidating even if he tried, he is a literal twig. He just wants his sister to be happy and safe, and mans knows you would never do anything to hurt her. Besides, someone has to tell you Marnie’s embarrassing childhood stories and baby photos.

#pokemon x reader #fem reader #There are several male characters that I have general ideas about despite not being into them due to the whole being gay thing #But sometimes I just receive holy visions about them #IDK maybe I’ll make general headcanons sometime #Or make that alignment chart that haunts me #nemona x reader #cynthia x reader #geeta x reader #courtney x reader #shelly x reader #drasna x reader #professor sada x reader #lusamine x reader #marnie x reader #god thats a lotta tags #im sorrry i think

[n1cholaswang]

ENHYPEN AS YOUR BOYFRIEND

description: self explanatory. how i think enha would be as your bf

cw: suggestive (only for the legal members), fluff, annoying bf enha.

a/n: a filler post while i brainstorm ideas for my next fic 😻‼️

HEESEUNG

a lovely man

buys you all your favorites (food, drinks, snacks, etc)

bitches and whines if you don't make him ramyeon at least once a day

"c'mon babe im HUNGRYYY"

lets you wear all his clothes

absolutely gushes when you cheer him on as he games

"GET HIS ASS HEE!"

smiley lil bambi

tit squeezer even if you don't have tits

hugs from behind >>>

sending memes back and forth at ungodly hours

<3's fucking you in his hoodies.

"such a dirty, pretty baby... getting my clothes and my sheets all wet"

staring down jay, jake and sunghoon if they stare for too long

even tries to box them

"IT WAS FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS!"

"2 SECONDS TOO FUCKING LONG! GET OVER HERE SIM JAEYUN"

JAY

oh lord.

spends every last penny on you

even if you tel him not to

"stop! i have enough jewelry!"

"you could never have enough, love"

twerks on you outta boredom

"GET YOUR ASS OUTTA MY FACE"

"at least call my ass fat :("

cooks for you & feeds you

so much so that you feel like your stomach could explode

"jay, im full :((("

"nuh-uh! gotta make sure my lover is all good and plump so open wide :D"

has a thing for stomach fat and thick thighs

like he goes absolutely feral.

but even if you don't have either of those things, he loves you just the same

an ass squeezer

literally will squeeze and slap your ass anytime, anywhere

"JAY PARK >:("

"hey, in my defense, it was out in the open"

slaps his ass back,,, literally everywhere

"hey! >:("

"in my defense, it was out in the open"

quickies in the shower after practice >>>

"gotta make you cum real quick before jungwon comes in"

JAKE

omg

a fucking softie.

teaches you how to play soccer

and laughs if you fall

"ITS NOT FUNNY JAKE!"

dying laughing, clenching his stomach

plays games with you

any kind of game

board games, video games, games to do with sports, made up games

and you beat him in almost everything

"can't you let me win once?", he asks while playing candyland

"no :)"

forehead and temple kisses :(((

watched all your favorite tv shows and movies

cuddly baby :(((((

loves holding you no matter where y'all are

hugs from behind >>> pt 2

forces you to wear his boxers after y'all fuck

"i am not wearing that"

"why not?!"

"THEY HAVE LITTLE DICKS ON THEM"

"so what?! heeseung said they were cool :,("

SUNGHOON

a demon straight from hell.

taunts you for being shorter than him

"look at the midget :)"

"i may be small but that just means it's easier for me to cut your dick off :))"

buys you things that reminds him of you

like those shrek and donkey matching keychains

"why"

"cause you annoy me like how donkey annoys shrek"

he didn't get any for a while.

not even head

"YOU GAVE ME BLUE BALLS FOR A WEEK"

"YOU CALLED ME A DONKEY"

"I SAID YOU ANNOY ME LIKE DONKEY"

>:(

makes you work out with him

"babe... im tired"

"you've been walking for 2 minutes... WALKING"

fucks you against the wall

"you like that sweetheart?", he says while pounding into you, "you like it when i treat you like a little fleshlight?"

🙈🙈🙈

calls you every hour

"you alive?"

"you asked me this 20 minutes ago"

"yeah but your ghost could've texted"

😐

stupid ass mf but you love him regardless

SUNOO

softie pt 2

gentle pecks on your face

"sunooo stawwwhpppp"

"i canttt you're too cute"

:(

devastating in love with you

all eyes on you when you walk into the room

loves finding new restaurants to eat at with you

watching musicals at 2 am on his off days :((

a corny type of bf

like orders a large milkshake with two straws kind of corny

buys you plushes when he travels :(((

"babe im home!"

"IS THAT SNORLAX?!"

also likes fucking you with a plushie in your hand

"baby looks so innocent but they like getting fucked like a little slut, ain't that right?"

does push ups every morning with you on his back

"CMON KIM SUNOO YOU GOT THIS!"

"i- cant!"

"are you tryna say im fat :,("

"WHAT NO WHAT THE FUCK NEVER"

just like jay, he makes sure you eat well everyday

"open up :]"

"but baby, i already ate 4 corn dogs"

"and you're gonna eat another :)"

JUNGWON

half demonic, half soft

enjoys watching tv with his head on your lap

especially likes when you play with his hair

stealing kisses from you while you study :(((

mcdonald's flurries in the middle of the night

cooks for you

and fails

"too much water jungwon. j-jungwon, it's gonna overflow. JUNGWON-"

"JAY STOP IM TRYING OKAY?!"

"not trying hard enough", yall say

upset baby

a literal fucking child

pouts if you don't give him enough attention

"babe! :( it's been an hour already! :( can you put the book down? :("

supportive of you no matter what you do

lets you cry on his shoulder

but stares at you in disgust when you get his shirt wet

"ugh now i gotta put this in the washer 🙄"

stfu.

NI-KI

a demon?

no!

he's satan himself.

taunts you for being shorter than him pt 2

even if you're older

"look at you! you barely come up to my shoulder!"

"watch it riki, i will kick your fucking kneecaps out"

gets off on teasing you

teaches you dances

and laughs if you fail

but frowns if you did well

"why the long face babe?"

"you're tryna dance better than me and i don't like that >:("

teaches you how to box

or at least he tries to

"you're doing it wrong riki"

"then you do it heeseung! >:("

pouty baby

literally.

if things don't go his way, he gets all pouty and upset

"rikiii :((( what's wrong?"

":,( i said no pickles on the burger and they put pickles on it"

"😐 just take it off"

"BUT IT STILL HAS PICKLE JUICE ON IT"

dating him is like raising a newborn baby.

sleeping with him

but getting kicked off the bed in the middle of the night

"riki nishimura."

"hm?"

"you know your long ass legs literally pushed me off the bed last night"

"really? i didn't hear anything"

"WHAT?! EVEN HEESEUNG HEARD ME FALL TO THE FLOOR AND HE'S LIKE TWO ROOMS AWAY!"

"🤷🏻‍♂️ my bad?"

how are you even dating him

crown kisses :(((((

even if you think your hair is unruly, he will still find a way to kiss the top of your head and make you feel it

#enhypen #enhypen fluff #enha fluff #heeseung hard thoughts #jay hard thoughts #jake hard thoughts #sunghoon hard thoughts #sunoo hard thoughts #boyfriend enhypen

[leiawritesstories]

How about from the firsts list "first time defending them"?

CUUUUUTE thanks for asking!!

500 followers celebration prompt fills

Word count: 650

Warnings: dumb high school bullies, swearing, mild angst?

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As she walked out of the classroom, Aelin slipped her earbuds in, tucked her head down, and focused on her footsteps, trying to drown out the soft whispers that followed her everywhere she went. Have you heard what she did? I knooowwww, it's so shady! Ugh, I just know she buys her followers, the dirty--

Enough.

Enough.

She knew the nasty words were just rumors, just a bunch of stupid high school kids who didn't know what they were talking about, but they hurt all the same. And she knew she could never stop them; nothing she said would change the whispers. If anything, speaking up would only make people believe their wild, disgusting lies even more.

No words she spoke would ever convince the student population of Orynth High that Aelin Galathynius was anything other than a desperate attention-seeker whose stupid little TikTok was probably only followed by bots and creepy old pervs. She had that damn account as a way to escape her reality, but it had turned out to invade her whole entire life.

"Hey look, it's Aelinnnnnnn," snickered Chaol Westfall, a particularly chauvinist member of the football team. He was convinced that his quarterback status made him the king of Orynth High, despite the fact that he'd never come close to winning any kind of championship. "Gonna do a trend for us, Aelinnnnnnn?" He stretched out the syllables of her name, mimicking her TikTok username.

Aelin rolled her eyes, so beyond done with Chaol's bullshit, and was half a second away from snarking an insult or ten when another guy's voice cut in.

"You're just jealous that her little trends get a million times more views and likes than your shitty photos of your flabs, Westfailure," Rowan Whitethorn scoffed. "Y'know, steroids don't do shit when you don't actually hit the gym."

Chaol's face turned a surprisingly vivid shade of crimson. "How about I hit you, asshat?" he snapped.

Rowan set his backpack casually on the floor, rolled his neck, and cracked his knuckles. "Bring it on, Little Miss I-Lost-My-Virginity-To-A-Sock." Most of the people in the classroom, including Aelin, snickered, eagerly watching the drama unfold.

"Fuck you," Chaol grunted.

"You wish," Rowan smirked.

Snarling wordlessly, Chaol reared back and punched Rowan right in the stomach, just in time for the teacher to walk in and watch the quarterback punch the captain of the hockey team.

"Westfall!" the teacher yelled, breaking up the fight as soon as it started. "Leave. Now."

"B-but-but sir, he started it!" Chaol protested, stunned.

Mr. Vaughan, who happened to be one of the football coaches, folded his arms across his chest and glared flatly at Chaol. "Get your ass out of my classroom, Westfall. You're lucky if you're allowed to show your face at practice for the next two weeks." His glare only intensified when Chaol tried to protest. "Get. Out."

Biting his tongue, Chaol collected his backpack and hauled ass from the classroom. The class settled down, slowly dispersing back into their seats.

Aelin sat down in the seat across the aisle from Rowan and flashed him a grateful smile. "Thanks," she murmured. "You didn't have to do that."

"Yeah I did," he returned. "No jackass gets to talk to a girl like that."

"Chivalry? In this day and age?" Aelin mock-gasped. "And here I thought they said chivalry was dead."

"Maybe, but decency isn't." Rowan flashed her a boyish grin. "Oh, and I may or may not have asked one of my buddies to film that. He says it's already going viral."

Aelin had to clamp her hands over her mouth to smother her laughter. "Shit, I love that! I'll duet it to my account so it never dies."

Needless to say, Chaol Westfall became the face of every Orynth High meme for the next two years. Aelin called it comeuppance. And a little help from her good friend the internet.

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#my writing #quick drabble #answered prompt #leia's 500 followers thing #aelin galathynius #rowan whitethorn #rowan x aelin #rowaelin #rowaelin fanfic #rowaelin fanfiction #throne of glass fanfic #throne of glass fanfiction #high school au

[canirove]

Best friends… forever? | Chapter 10

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“Can I be brutally honest?” Eva asks.

“Go ahead”

“I think the only way for you to make up your mind about Rúben, is by getting laid.”

“What?” Mila says.

“What you heard. If you are able to flirt with a guy, make out with him, and then sleep with him without thinking about Rúben, that means that whatever has been going on between you two was just sex. But if your mind keeps going to him…”

“Then it means that you do have feelings for him” Miriam adds.

“And that I’m fucked” Mila sighs.

After everything that happened at Bernardo’s house, Mila had to ran away. She needed to put space between her and Rúben, properly think about what was going on. And she couldn’t do that in Manchester. That’s why the next morning she quickly packed her things and took the first flight to Lisbon, meeting with Eva and Miriam, her childhood friends.

“Maybe you are, maybe you aren’t” Eva shrugs. “Let’s make this our goal in Cádiz. Find you a nice guy, and see what happens.”

“I don’t know if we will be able to do that in just a week. It usually takes you your whole life to find a decent guy” Mila chuckles.

“A week and a half thanks to you running away” Eva points out. “But leave it to me” she smirks.

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“Tonight is gonna be your night, Mila. I can feel it” Eva says as they walk through the streets of Cádiz. They’ve been there for a few days already, and so far, they haven’t met that nice guy who will help her decide if her feelings for Rúben are something else or just physical attraction.

“Are you sure?” Mila asks her.

“I’m sure” she says, looking for a club they were recommended by a group of girls they met the previous night.

“Have you heard from Rúben?” Miriam asks her.

“He’s in Ibiza with John. He texted me when they landed this morning.”

“If he is with him, that means trouble” Miriam says.

“Maybe he also is looking for his nice girl” Eva chuckles.

“I don’t think she needs one” Mila says. Unlike her, he doesn’t have doubts about what he now feels for her. He wants to be with her.

“We’ll probably find out rather sooner than later. Ibiza is full of paparazzis who know that football players are stupid and always go to the same places, that they are an easy target” Eva says.

“Hey, I also am a football player” Mila complains.

“Female football player. You girls are the clever ones. And here we are!” Eva says, stopping in front of a pub with a couple of small palm trees at the door, music coming from the inside.

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They had been at the pub for an hour or so, Mila ready to comment that this wasn’t her night either, when a group of very loud men approached them.

“Good night, ladies” one of them says in Spanish. “Tonight we are celebrating our friend Pablo’s stag party, and on every pub we are going, he has decided to invite the most beautiful girls to a round. What do you say?”

“Free drinks? I’m in” Eva says with a smile. “Miriam?”

“Count me in” she replies. “But Mila over here doesn’t drink alcohol.”

“Oh, that’s fine. She can stay with Rafa. He is the healthy one who doesn’t drink” the guy says, nodding towards one of his friends. He is taller than all of them, the white shirt he is wearing giving you a glimpse of some very nice muscles underneath it.

“That’s great, isn’t it, Mila?” Eva says before winking at her. Looks like she has found tonight’s candidate for the nice guy.

“Happy to have some company while I babysit you” she replies.

“I know the feeling” Rafa chuckles, sitting next to her. “Mila, right? From Milagros?”

“That’s my grandmother. I’m just Mila.”

“Lucky you. I was named after my grandfather, but they gave me the full name. Rafael” he says, moving his hands in the air like that SpongeBob meme with the rainbow, making Mila laugh.

“I’m sorry” she says.

“Nah, I’m already used to it. Where are you from? You don’t sound like people around here.”

“We are from Lisbon” Mila says.

“Portuguese, uh? You speak really good Spanish, though it may not be that difficult.”

“It’s tricky sometimes, but it definitely is more easy than other languages. What about you? You don’t sound like someone from Cádiz either.”

“Murcia. Do you know where that is?”

“I think so…” Mila says. “South?”

“South-east, literally at the other side of the country” Rafa chuckles. “You know your geography, uh?”

“I’m a clever girl” she says with a smile. “How is that you came here for a stag party?”

“I just moved to Sevilla for work, and Cádiz is beautiful, has an amazing beach, great parties… It seemed perfect. You?”

“Just some girls holidays. Eva’s parent’s have a house here, and we always spend a few days together.”

“Your juice, Rafa” Pablo says.

“Is it just juice? Nothing extra?”

“Nothing extra, I promise” Pablo says, sitting next to us and joining the conversation his other friends have with Miriam and Eva.

“It wouldn’t be the first time they add rum or vodka.”

“Such nice friends” Mila laughs. “You just said that you’ve moved to Sevilla for work. May I ask what do you do?”

“I… I play football.”

“No way! Really?”

“Yeah…” he says, playing with the glass on his hands.

“But like, professionally?” Mila asks.

“Yep. Just signed for Sevilla.”

“Oh my God, that’s amazing! I also play football.”

“Yeah, sure” Rafa chuckles.

“I do! Girls, tell Rafa what I do for a living.”

“She plays football for Manchester United” Eva says, all the guys looking at Mila as if she had grown another head.

“You also are a football player?” the guy who first talked to them asks.

“What do you mean by also?” Miriam says.

“Rafa just signed for Sevilla!”

“What a coincidence, uh?” Eva says with a big grin.

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As the night goes on, they leave the pub where they were and move to a karaoke bar where Pablo invites another group of girls to some shots. They also invite some other guys to join them, and they’ve gone from being just seven people hanging out, to twenty, most of them very drunk.

“Do you want to go somewhere else?” Rafa asks Mila.

“I can’t leave Eva and Miriam alone.”

“They seem fine to me” he chuckles. Eva is kissing one of Rafa’s friends, her tongue all the way down his throat, while Miriam is in deep conversation with one of the girls they met at the karaoke bar while talking very close to each other.

“Ok then” Mila says.

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“Is taking you to the beach a bit of a cliché?”

“A bit, yes” Mila laughs. “But I love it here.”

“You don’t have this in Manchester.”

“I do not, no. But tell me, Rafael.”

“Oh God, this is serious. You are using my full name” he laughs.

“It is” she says with a cheeky smile. “Tell me, Rafael. Do you take all the girls you meet to the beach?”

“Just the ones I want to kiss.”

“Really?”

“Really” Rafa says, taking a step closer to her. They’ve stopped walking and are now standing in the middle of the beach, the waves clashing behind them.

“Ok.”

“Ok? What does that mean?”

“It means that you can kiss me. Unless I do it first” Mila says, throwing her arms around his neck and kissing him.

#ruben dias #ruben dias fanfic #ruben dias imagine #football fanfic #football imagine

[eldritchwhispersofficial]

Cheesecake but make it DEPRESSING AS FUCK AND MAKE YOU CRY ABOUT TIM AGAIN (AKA have my personal headcanon about WHY Tim likes cheesecake that has nothing to do with canon at all)

The whole "Tim likes cheesecake" thing started off as a fatphobic cheap shot at Tim Sutton (possibly, although I'm fairly certain he debunked that claim) and then became a meme and now the MH community is trying to distance themselves from it But... What if we didn't? What if we fixed it instead? And yes, we CAN fix it. Lets take a look at my headcanon, shall we?

First of all, eating an entire cheesecake in one sitting is such... a Tim Wright thing to do. No, no, no. Stick with me. Look at Tim. Do you fucking think that man has eaten an actual meal in the past 72 hours? Please, he's probably had like six cups of coffee, an apple he grabbed on the way out the door, a bag of peanuts he found in Jay's car, and half of Jay's hamburger and the rest of his fries which Jay forced him to eat out of guilt because "Tim, c'mon. Have you eaten at all today?"

Not to mention, he's running off of exactly 3.5 hours of sleep at any given time, and all the 5 hour energies and cups of horrible gas station coffee in the world ain't keeping him conscious. And you know that man hasn't consumed more than 500 calories PERIOD over the past 3 days.

I'd have to channel my inner MatPat and reverse engineer Tim's height and age to figure out his weight and thus his needed caloric intake per day (which I did, assuming he's in his early 20s and knowing his height is 5'7, the average weight would be around 155 pounds. Knowing that he's both a heavy smoker and an alcoholic, both factors that are known to contribute to body weight, not to mention his stockier build I would put him closer to 180 pounds, giving us a basal metabolic rate of 1,760 calories. Considering the fact that he probably has to run away from various threats such as the Operator and Alex, and also probably has to run after Jay to stop him from doing stupid shit, I'd say he gets exercise 4-5 times a week, bringing his total daily calories needed up to 2,580), but it's safe to say that however many calories he needs? He ain't fucking getting them. Not to mention, he probably hasn't slept either. He's running on less than empty. So he eats an entire cheesecake in one sitting while relaxing on the hood of Jay's car. He needs food in his stomach to keep him going, and he needs the temporary sugar boost to keep him awake for at least another hour and a half. Why cheesecake? Here comes headcanon #2: Tim associates cheesecake with freedom. Tim spent most of his life in a mental hospital. Meaning he spent most of his life eating hospital food. As someone who briefly lived in a hospital (not a mental one, but still a hospital) I can tell you first hand that the food there (at least in the US) is SHITTY. Like, only slightly better than cafeteria food. Imagine eating cafeteria food for three meals a day, every day. The most sweets you get are probably a cookie or maybe Jell-O. Maybe pumpkin pie during the holidays or a cupcake on your birthday. That's it. You sure as HELL aren't getting cheesecake, unless someone buys it for you- and lets be honest. Who's out here buying little Tim cheesecake in the mental hospital? No one. So Tim sees commercials for cheesecake on TV. Probably Philadelphia Cream Cheese or Cheesecake Factory commercials. Doesn't matter. The point is, it's not the food- it's the freedom. The family. The being somewhere other than a fucking hospital. THAT is what Tim really wants. It's all he ever wanted. So when he finally gets the hell out of the hospital and gets a job and a place to live, maybe he's going to try cheesecake, right? That boy's *never* had it in his life. And so it suddenly becomes his comfort food. He always associated it with freedom, and now that he is free, the association becomes even stronger. And he eats an entire cheesecake. Why? Because he can. He may be constantly on the run, he may be afraid for his life, but he's still free. He's not trapped in the mental hospital, alone with no one who cares about him. He's free. He's an adult. He can do whatever he wants. He can eat an entire cheesecake if he feels like it- and no one's going to stop him. Not the Operator, not ToTheArk, not Alex- NO ONE. It is an act of defiance- an act of freedom in the midst of captivity. *MatPat voice* BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY- A "FEEL DEPRESSED ABOUT TIM WRIGHT'S HORRIBLE LIFE" THEORY

#marble hornets #slenderverse #tim wright #cheesecake #tim wright headcanons #tim wright mh #be sad #cry #tim deserved better

[tired-reader-writer]

New Day New Cursed Ask, how does El screw with people while he’s at Asticassia?

I, for one, wholeheartedly welcome these kinds of asks. Any excuse to talk about my AUs!

So you may remember Ellyus' little stunt with the school uniforms wherein he messed with the programming that decides what colour a student's uniform ought to display (I talked about it here), and now everybody's uniforms are “malfunctioning” in that they display blinking lights, neon colours, technicolor rainbow tie-dye, stupid texts and even stupider memes and no uniform is free from this nonsense. The school faculty was trying to fix this to no avail, it only stopped when El let up. He still holds the controls though, and whenever he needs to distract someone away or just plain bored, he whips out this new superpower again.

So that's active pranks.

And then there's the times where he's just... he earns the cryptid title just by being himself. He hangs out in the school junkyard (discarded parts of mobile suits and whatnot dumped in a corner and forgotten), he gets distracted in class and draws a blueprint/schematic of a device that'd cook an egg in the warm shower water or something. Most of the time it's like he's not present at all in a conversation, his mind entirely somewhere else (his cursed visions, babeyyyy), sometimes he looks at you specifically straight in the eye like some god weighing your soul and then say the absolute most batshit stuff that either wouldn't make sense until days later or something from the past you're sure nobody much less he should know about. One time he pulled that bs on Delling (“Quiet Zero. Will you not follow your wife's wish, sir?”) and another time he pulled it on Shaddiq (“Dawn of Fold! Such a waste of manpower that ought to be channeled into more constructive means...” without zero buildup), and pretty sure on El4n and El5n too. He pulls this on basically anybody that the Plot deems relevant enough.

He's here, he's there, he's everywhere. Including in places where he is most certainly not supposed to be.

He talks in riddles! Sometimes he's blunt to the point of WTF (see above) but sometimes he keeps going in circles and circles and circles never getting to the point (probably concerning the stuff regarding his “role” in the story) and it makes no damned sense (unless you're the reader/audience) and it's incredibly frustrating.

Pretty sure at some point he also hacks all the Haro's in the school.

If some people pay enough attention... they might notice that his weight is inconsistent, heavier one moment and lighter in another. His skin is always cold (like a corpse). Sometimes his shadow is nowhere to be found. Sometimes it's too stark. Sometimes too faint. Sometimes his smiles look... off. (Remember when you see a fae— remember to count the teeth, always count the teeth)

Also, sometimes he comes to class with a chicken on his head.

#like the strings on a rope (darling i fray like a firework) #ellyus mercury (oc) #g witch #gundam witch from mercury #gundam the witch from mercury #witch from mercury #the witch from mercury #mobile suit gundam the witch from mercury #mobile suit gundam: the witch from mercury

[creepycassidy]

can you please do a modern time albert with a cell phone please

Yes!! I wasn’t sure if you wanted OG or Alt Albert or a one-shot or HCs, so I’m just gonna do Alt Albert Headcanons!! I hope this is okay!

Edit: I wanted to add onto this because I just thought of something else!!

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Modern day Alt Albert w/ a cell phone HCs

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Okay, so first of all, this man is not tech smart at all!!

You NEED to help Al with his phone.

He’s not stupid, he’s just not super reliant on tech/mostly uses stuff from when he was younger but once you show him he gets the hang of it a little bit better.

It may take a couple of tries though

God help him he still has the keyboard clicks turned on

He can work the heck out of a VCR though

Regardless of all of that, 99% of his camera roll is pictures of you, you and him together, Samson, or all three!!!

a picture of you and Sammy is both his home screen and Lock Screen

Al is the type of person that when he introduces himself to someone new, he’s a little nervous to make real conversation about himself. So, the first thing he does is show off his Lock Screen.

“Yeah!! Hey! This is my boyfriend/partner/girlfriend and our doggy Samson!! Pretty good photo, huh?”

Surprisingly, he’s alright at texting. Al doesn’t misspell many words or shorten anything, but he is one of those types of people who use “…….” much too often.

With cellphones, comes internet. Albert’s favorite memes are the ‘Heckin Doggo’ memes.

After he’s seen it once, you won’t be able get him to stop calling Samson a “heckin good boy”

Al spends his whole lunch break talking to you on the phone, sometimes rather than eating, honestly!! He’s just loves talking to you so much that he doesn’t even notice until it’s time to go back to work.

His ringtone is Abracadabra by Steve Miller Band. Yeah, he’s a dork but he’s a dork who really likes magic. He just thought it was silly and fitting, and he likes the song!!

Show him how to post his magic on social media!! Abracadabra: Entertainment and Supplies still isn’t as popular as he’d like it to be, even modern day, but if you could show him how to work TikTok, YouTube, or Instagram, he’d grow a little more!!

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Requests are open for Alt Albert and OG Albert + One-shots or HCs!!

#the grabber #the black phone #albert shaw #ethan hawke #x reader #creepykim #alternate universe #the grabber x reader #the grabber headcanons #modern day au #headcanon

[jannwrites]

tv show ask meme : GUILLERMO DEL TORO’S CABINET OF CURIOSITIES (2022). (1/2)

a selection of lines from the horror anthology cabinet of curiosities. modified slightly for rp purposes.

LOT 36.

for some reason, they leave it all behind.

it’s bad luck for them, but good luck for you.

sometimes we roll up the door praying for a big score only to find a pile of shit on the other side.

may he rest in peace up there, down there, or wherever he may be.

you've gotta give me some room.

before we get to that, i wanna show you something.

remember, i'm the one tipped you off.

i'm sorry for your troubles, but they're not mine.

i said, i hope you rot in hell!

don't be a hypocrite like everyone else.

how the fսck do you bring that into every conversation?

i'll take all the losses. but now it's my turn.

you're not the only one that feels fսckеd.

don't be hostile with your big, weird eyes, and your bloody head.

i hate to disabuse you on your relative notion of good and evil, but this man knew and did evil on a scale almost absolute.

something tells me you traffic in the wrong, feisty side yourself there.

now we'll find out why he came here every day.

follow my precise instructions, please.

if anything not from the natural world is found on the other side of this threshold, i have one piece of advice for you. do not make eye contact with it, do not speak with it.

it will be greedy for it, hungry. do you understand.

see, it took her face as a way in.

GRAVEYARD RATS.

i am the steward of this garden of remembrance from which you've so brazenly thieved.

nothing to say for yourself?

are you aware that the very foundations of society are built on the respectful interment of the dead?

we stopped being apes when we dug our first graves.

as you can see, i'm at my wits' end.

i told you never to come here.

i need to know if you've got anything promising.

you don't understand, this is a matter of life or death.

how many times have i assisted you in the past?

i pray you don't one day count yourself among them.

forgive me, but he seems almost alive.

long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to light.

he'll only be in the ground for a few hours before I reach him.

such a touching epitaph will remain with him forever.

that's how you're gonna beat them.

i will commit my heart to you and only you!

THE AUTOPSY.

you're gonna kill us! are you fսcking crazy?

why don’t you tell me what’s going on?

what am i gonna find?

i think i'm cursed.

the innocent get punished and everything is just dust.

from the bottom of my heart, you're not that special.

who are you to claim special qualities of sin from the rest of us?

well, open it! what are you waiting for?

this wasn't animal work. it was knife work.

you got me confused with some other body.

you either had too much or not enough, my friend.

i'll take you if you want to go as soon as we get through with this mess.

you've made your peace with this thing, then?

we're all on the same conveyor belt, [name]. some of us fall off a bit sooner than the rest, but...we're all heading for the same destination.

i'm having crazy thoughts with this thing.

are you sure you're up to this?

i apologize for the indignity, my friend. if it's any comfort, i'm right behind you.

forgive me, friend. my curiosity necessitates opening you up.

death was your escape.

we must not be understood.

put down the knife.

oh, fret not. you will understand what devours you.

come, let me rid you of it. i will love you.

you're going to use your puppet there to pluck you out.

i know what i can and cannot cut.

you are truly self-deluded.

you're nothing but a thief and murderer. a parasite. you're pathetic.

your arrogance makes you stupid.

[name] knew you'd be blind and deaf once you were out of him, you sadistic bastard.

you are in your new home, but you won't be occupying it for long.

THE OUTSIDE.

did you see anyone?

what if someone's in the house?

get some sleep, hon, okay?

she's on xanax 24/7 now.

oh, hey. i didn't know you were still here.

i thought you hated those women.

oh, what do you mean, "someone like you"?

i mean, we already know what everybody wants.

he's not gonna hurt ya.

sorry i ruined everything.

well, you're sensitive.

it's just me. i have a bad face. a stupid, ugly, bad face.

you're talking to me. i can give you the brand-new you, and that's not all. i can give you peace of mind.

you have a lot of healing to do, [name].

there's nothin' wrong with you. nothin' at all.

everybody likes you. everybody wants to talk to you.

come closer. closer. come, let me see your progress.

does it hurt when they exclude you? when they stare at you? when they point and laugh and whisper?

you want to know what it feels like to be pretty?

it's already growing, right there, under your skin. 

i'll come down, but please don't say anything, because i already know what you're gonna say.

why can't you just be excited for me, huh?

you don’t need to be fixed.

you gotta put your worries down sometimes.

then why do i want to take off all of my skin and throw it in the garbage?

#rp meme #rp ask meme #rp sentence meme #rp starters #rp sentene starters #rp sentence prompts #* mine. #i'm gonna have to make a part 2 i didn't think abt how long this would get with only 4 eps #meme: tv.

[lokifan2]

I finally have an idea to write about! FINALLY! Yay! I was thinking since I deal with depression and anxiety, I write about the reader has depression and anxiety and Loki finds one playful way in particular (tickling) to make her feel better. I know these types of stories are written about a lot, but they do help me when I’m really down. This meme from “Liar Lair” sums it up perfectly, and I wanted the meme of Tom being silly because….why not! LOL I’m also adding that the reader is physically disabled (I am). I hope y’all enjoy!

Rating: PG (mentions of depression and anxiety and general sadness)

Language: None

Somewhat of an established relationship.

You were an Avenger. Well, sort of. You were in a wheelchair since birth but that didn’t stop you from assisting the most amazing hero’s; the Avengers and doing a bit of office work for them. Especially when they were all out saving the world. You were just as a part of the team as they were and they loved you. One person in particular you took a liking to…Thor’s younger brother, Loki who had recently come over to the good side and was now an Avenger.

You only met Loki a few weeks ago, but you seemed to gravitate towards him because of his playful nature. You were quiet and polite but when you got around him especially, the silly side came bursting out of you. You were also different, not unlike him. You may have been physically different but you were different. Just like the god of Mischief himself. However, the group learned to trust Loki as time went on and so did you. You even loved playing pranks on him when he’d play them on your first. Since you were in a wheelchair however, he’d always let you have a head start in trying to escape his playfully evil grasp. This is where he found out something about you that not everyone on the team knew. You were ticklish. Insanely ticklish. This knowledge would come in handy once he saw you have one of your bad depression days and he inadvertently searched your mind to find out how to help you through it.

It was a day like any other. Some of the Avengers were out saving the world yet again, while some hung back at the compound and trained or just hung out. Loki was one of those people. He’d usually see you once in the morning as you ate breakfast before your shift and then throughout the day after he finished training. Those were the times you loved the most because, even though your job was at the compound, you still got stressed out over everything. Seeing Loki made your day a little bit brighter because he’d always toss a joke or playful look your way, just to see you smile or laugh. He knew what came with the job and tried to relax you in any and every way he knew how. This day was particularly stressful as everyone who called the compound ended up getting angry with you because someone wasn’t there to take the call (I.e., an Avenger). So everyone who called ended up yelling at you and told you over and over how you needed to do or know how to do your job. “I’m sorry, but if you leave a message, I’ll have them get right back to you. That’s all I can do,” you said in a half scared shaky voice.

This broke Loki’s heart. After you were finished with work that day, Loki noticed you were down a bit and mumbling to yourself how stupid you were for having to constantly take messages for the team. People knew it was rare they’d ever get the Avenger they needed, but they paid no mind to the toll it took on your mind as they yelled and screamed at you. Finally, you headed back to your room with your head down, almost crying. Loki watched you from the shadows as you packed up your stuff and headed off to your room. This was it! He’d strike his playful plan as soon as you got to your room and shut the door.

It seemed like forever before you finally reached your bedroom door and Loki was watching you, except he was invisible to your eye and slid in to your room before you shut the door. Once you closed your door, you wheeled over to your bed and got out of your wheelchair. You laid on the cool sheets taking in the scent of the fabric and just cried. You cried for what you suspected was five or ten minutes but you felt like it was longer.

Finally, you felt a soft hand on your back and a deep baritone voice speaking to you. “Are you alright, love?” Loki said as he appeared in front of you. You were surprised at his voice but something in you felt calm as you didn’t jump at the sound of his immediate presence. You somehow suspected he was watching you but again, felt a calm wash over you. You stopped crying and turned your head to him, face red as tears still ran down your cheeks, blurring your vision of the handsome Asgardian prince. “I saw you as you were packing your things from the front desk earlier and you seemed quite distressed. May I ask why?” Ugh. The one question you didn’t feel like answering was just asked and by Loki, nonetheless. You kept your gaze from him as you turned over to sit on the bed. Loki kneeling (yes, kneeling! LOL) at your side. He brushed back a piece of hair to see your beautiful face covered in sad tears as you sniffed and tried to speak. Your voice cracked a little from all the crying. “Oh, Loki,” you said, scrunching up your face ready to cry again. “ I can’t do anything right. Everyone whom I’ve talked to today has yelled at me for one of the Avengers not being here when they called. I did what I was trained to do by Tony, but they still got angry. And with my depression and anxiety, all my emotions just came to the surface. I’m sorry you had to see that,” you tried smiling at him.

Depression and anxiety. Two words Loki had never heard before so he was a bit out of the loop on what exactly you were dealing with. He asked kindly for you to explain and as you did, he sat down on your bed next to you and rubbed your back softly. This put you in an almost lulled state but you snapped out of it once you felt him poke your side with his index finger. “I’m sorry you deal with this, darling. Maybe there’s a way I can distract you from those dark places in your mind that say you’re not good enough, even though you and I know better.” You wiped your eyes and looked up at the god. Slightly smiling. “Really? You would do that for me?” You sniffed again. “Of course I would. You’re a part of this team and anyone here who is hurting, I wish to help make better.” You both paused as you began to giggle a little at his comment. “What’s so funny? I demand to know!” He teased as your grin grew somewhat at Loki’s obvious playfulness. “That thing you did a few minutes ago. Poking me in the side, made me feel a bit better. Could you maybe, if it’s possible,” you said shyly. “Could you keep doing that? It makes me feel better, even though it’s a different way to make someone happy. “ Loki knew your weakness. That’s why he poked your side. If he could get you to open up and laugh a little, maybe you’d feel better about the situation and see that it wasn’t your fault. After all, people do make mistakes from time to time. “If this is what breaks you out of what you Midgardians call “depression”, then yes. I will gladly do as you ask. Although…” he said side eying you and looking at his hands, checking his nails. “Although what?” you asked leaning forward. “Although, this IS very sensitive information for the god of Mischief to have, you know,” now turning his whole body towards you. “What would happen if it got in the wrong hands. Like mine.”

You instantly knew what that meant as your heart started beating faster and faster as Loki’s wild smirk spread just a bit bigger. “Loki…Loki….NahHahaho! Ahahaha!” He jumped up and grabbed your wrists with one hand and skittered the fingers on the other hand over your arms and underarms. You laughed loudly as Loki searched for your most ticklish spot. He found it seconds later when he wiggled his fingers just above your belly. “Oh look. My little one is scared i might find her most ticklish spot,” he said joyfully but maniacally. This for you ramped up even more as you spewed any kind of teases your brain could possibly think of. “Puny god!” you laughed as he tickled your belly even more. “Such brazen words for such a ticklish young woman. I’d dare to say, you wanted this. Am I correct?” Of course you wanted this. This playful banter helped you forget your bad day and your depression and gave Loki the sound of your radiant laughter that filled the room. He loved the sound of your laughter. It made his day a little bit brighter knowing he was the one making you laugh and squirm. He would do anything, especially a one sided tickle fight with you to make those grey skys go away. “Laugh, my dear! Lahahaugh!” He was laughing along with you and took in how sweet you looked as you wriggled in his hands, but he could see you were getting tired and needed a break. He finally slowed down and then stopped to let you breathe. “Th-hanks L-Lo-hoki. I needed that. You said coming down from your ticklish high. “Any time, my sweet dove. Any time those dark clouds come back into your mind, you just find me and I will help you see the sun again.”

Well, hopefully that was okay. It’s been a bit since I have written anything here or in my journal and I’m glad to get my brain going again with my favorite trickster!

#loki tickle #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #loki tickles

[screechthemighty]

Didn't wait for an answer, here's a selection of the funniest random observations I made while reading a terrifying amount of Moon Knight last year:

Werewolf by Night #32:

I shouldn't be shocked seeing how I'm starting on the 32nd issue of an obscure comics character but I have. Zero clue what's going on.

"I've never been celibate when it comes to curiosity" why would you phrase it like that.

"Out to do my job and collect my bread" *thinks of the meme and tries not to scream-laugh in public*

Marvel Spotlight #28

This dude is really calling himself Conquer Lord and has an alligator pit, comics are WILD

Marvel Two-in-One #52

...he...he tried to kill me with a forklift...

Moon Knight #1

Marlene get it together damn

Okay no but actually Marc immediately getting up, rambling cryptic nonsense, stealing a cloak off a statue, and then running to kill a guy is so on brand.

Moon Knight #4:

"The flash blinded me!!" smug matt murdock laughter

Moon Knight 6:

"I don't much like Marc Spector" the more things change etc. etc. etc.

"Kill the Americans" *frenchie voice* EXCUSE YOU-

Moon Knight 7:

WE HAVE THE MUSTACHE LADIES AND GENTS, WE HAVE THE MUSTACHE

"Speaking of your precious pretty boy millionaire" JAKE PLEASE LMAOOO

Moon Knight 10:

Ah yes, a mental breakdown while soaking wet...classic.

"Emotionally turbulent public chauffeur" I am ONLY calling Jake that from now on

PLEASE NOT HIM ALAS POOR YORICK-ING ON A GARGOYLE...

Moon Knight 12:

What in the Russian Sleep Experiment is going on here on this day

Moon Knight 16:

Invoking Diana and Charles aged very badly lmao

Moon Knight 22:

How many car crashes has Frenchie been in this run?? Like three or four by now????

Moon Knight 27:

"What's the going price for a cop" JACOB LOCKLEY LMAO

NOT THE KINGPIN, MATT WHERE ARE YOU

"The Kingpin can wait until another day" *muffled matt voice* NO PLEASE HE'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW COME BACK

Moon Knight 28:

"If you're lucky, you don't wake for a week" PRETTY sure that's called a coma

"You both deserve a kiss" I can promise you, Khonshu does not

Moon Knight 34:

0/10 they made Gena cry

Moon Knight 35:

"The man's determination is both inspiring and frightening." That's it, that's the system.

Moon Knight 37:

"Bottled up hostility and fists, fists, fists." That's why you're not allowed to hang out with Daredevil

Fist of Khonshu 4:

I hate that this version of the mask has lips

Fist of Khonshu 6:

This run was kind of ass, full offense.

West Coast Avengers Collection:

Wait why are they putting Tony in a special tank for the suit...just take the suit???

PLEASE NOT CLEA FLIRTING WITH BEN FRANKLIN

Moon Knight doesn't show up until almost 80% of the way through, I want my money back.

"The Temple of Khonshu" ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP, YOU STUPID PIGEON

"Time has split in seven" please stop splitting time...

West Coast Avengers 31-37:

Marc voice: sorry babe, just dissociating and chatting with my moon god

I'm sorry, Doctor Doom Norted a boy?????

Marc: I have a plan *immediately gets beamed in the head by a mace* Tigra: Is...is that the plan?????

WAIT HE'S BEEN POSSESSED BY KHONSHU THIS WHOLE TIME???

Everyone: wow, ain't love grand Bobbi: I'm divorcing Clint

Marc Spector: Moon Knight 9

Okay as much as I like unkillable Marc, it is a little funny when he's walking around complaining about his ribs

Amazing Spider-Man 353-358

Midnight really does look like Eren Jaegar and it's distracting

Did Frank. Did Frank really just risk blowing his cover to make a pun.

Daken: Dark Wolverine 15:

"The fact that I may collapse any second from blood loss begs to differ" Marc I am begging you to get to a hospital.

Moon Knight (2014) - Wood Edition:

Marc showing up looking homeless with a dusting of his own blood = SO ON BRAND

AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GETTING HIS ASS KICKED Marc, never change

MARC SPECTOR HAVING A NORMAL ONE

Moon Knight (2016) - Lemire Edition:

FINALLY BACK BABY LET'S GO

I'm sorry but the fact that this IS all in Marc's head and he's remember his friends with such fondness is...I'm emo...

"I'm nothing without my friends, Gena" screaming crying frothing at the mouth etc.

"Maybe my job was just to get us here. Give you a chance to rest." SCREAMING. CRYING. ETC. ETC.

Absolutely hate that his "dying" thoughts are of his friends, Lemire I'm coming for you personally

"I'll see Gena. She'll know what to do." tries not to scream in public

"That's a very specific lead, Crawley" all of his leads are like that my dude

Steven just watching Anput bite that dude's throat like "oof sucks for that guy. anyway-"

Moon Knight (2017) - Suffering in the Bemis Run:

Oh she is about to make this so much worse.

OH YOU MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE

"The inspector holmes of kung fu madmen" what am I READING, what YEAR IS IT???

"Marc Spector can be overly confident" that's the first correct thing you've said all issue, dude

I don't like the use of "psychopath" as an insult but someone (presumably Steven or Jake but MAYBE Khonshu) putting Marlene in his phone as "let it go" IS pretty funny [Note from present me: My theory for this is that it was Steven, since as of the Mackay run only Marc and Jake still seem to have strong feelings for her.]

Kicking his flaming pants onto Sun King was definitely not beneath him. That's extremely on brand.

Guys I'm tired...

Doctor Strange Damnation:

"In, but out of his mind" oh this is already gonna get exhausting

"Try not to kill any of them. That means you, Knight" HI, HELLO, BLADE IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE, JOHNNY BURNS PEOPLES' SOULS OUT, WHY ARE YOU SINGLING HIM OUT???

I'M NOT GONNA READ GHOST RIDER TO UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE SHUT UP

Avengers: Age of Khonshu (oh boy):

Thor with baby! Thor with baby!!

"Consorting with moon wizards" STILL NOT THE WEIRDEST THING HE'S EVER DONE

"quivering chicken-god" HEY only we're allowed to call him that! (there is something weirdly wholesome about Marc taking the lead, though)

I've only had Robbie Reyes for five seconds but I'd commit a felony for him

YOU'RE ARRESTING KHONSHU???? YOU CAN'T ARREST KHONSHU???????

Okay update, I guess Thor can arrest Khonshu. I hope they go for the punishment of having Loki throw birdseed at him for the next couple thousand years.

T'Challa: You should join up with us now that we're done fighting. Marc, thinking about how everyone called him crazy BEFORE he did some dumb boneheaded shit, and how much worse it'll be now that he beat up Thor: Y'know what i'm GOOD, THANKS-

Moon Knight - MacKay Edition:

VAMPIRE MLM, TRULY THE FACE OF EVIL

Man, Marc is just trying to turn a new leaf, help some people, and people REALLY CANNOT JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE, HUH...militant atheists on one hand, religious extremists on the other, my dude needs a NAP

"You lost me at 'destroy our enemies' but I appreciate the effort" Reese I'd die for you I hope you know that

"And that makes us brothers" Marc this is why you've gotta start hanging out with Jake and Steven again, every other brother you've had has sucked lmao

"You know I can see in the dark, right?" "You know I can't, right?" D&D parties with the token human be like-

#screech reads moon knight #that sure was a time in my life #these aren't even all the random notes I took just the funny ones I had saved in a notes app

[steadymongerbatscissors]

The Battle Bird Armada

You may have noticed that when I made my last batch of Archie Sonic memes I mentioned the battle bird armada.

The reason being they are a hilarious concept and they actually has some pretty good characters once you look past their goofiness.

I mean the battle kukku was hilarious in the Archie sonic comics but he could also be pretty threatening when he wanted to be.

Speedy didn’t really get that much time to shine but the fandom took what little they had and made a pretty good narrative of speedy becoming friends with tails and sorta becoming the shadow to tail’s sonic.

That being said though that dosen’t mean there aren’t some flaws or missed opportunity with these crazy birds.

Flaws

One flaw of the battle birds is they are pretty stupid. I’m sorry but the moment a single fox cub takes you down you lose a lot of respect from me.

Another flaw they have is that their motivations suck ass cause when he first meet them in Sonic Universe #17 the reason they hate Tails is because he can fly and they think only birds should fly.

Thats right there motivation is that they believe birds should own the sky.

So basically there racist.

Yeah not a strong start.

Thankfully this is kinda fixed when we learn that they are searching for their ancestral home: The Babylon Gardens.

Missed Opportunity’s

So yeah there guys are the same race as the Babylon rogues which means they are also part alien cool great now just expand on that.

But do they expand. No they just leave as a random little thing in a sonic world where squids are aliens.

So disappointment is at an all time high for me right now.

But they are setting up speedy and tails as rivals can’t wait for when they move for the Babylon Gardens and the Freedom Fighters try to stop them.

Oh wait they only have a single word of dialogue okay lets hope the reboot does them a little more justice.

The reboot did actually do some justice however it basically removes battle bird armada’s agency as they now work for Eggman

That’s basically all they did with the battle bird armada when they are literally aliens who has so much potential.

How To Expand On Them

Let’s start off on where the battle birds first & last appeared in game canon:Tails Adventure.

Now I know what you are going to say “That isn’t possible Tails was raised in knothole since he was born on the day Robotnik took over Mobotroplis”.

You be right too if you said that but there is one point where he left knothole.

That’s right The Tails miniseries.

Now what happens in this miniseries dosen’t really matter as the only thing that happens is that Tails meet some new Freedom Fighter Groups and Athair.

So instead of all that happening we could just have the events of Tails Adventure take place in this miniseries instead of all that.

So we covered a better way to introduce them way earlier. Now what do we do after simple have them come for revenge.

But when would they come for revenge I mean if they show themselves now Eggman could forcefully recruit them or the Freedom Fighter could take them down.

Hmmm at what time are both Eggman and the Freedom Fighters inactive?

Ohh I know how about WHEN SONIC WENT TO SPACE

If you couldn’t tell I hate it when a story implies that just because a main character isn’t there the world just freezes.

Note:Yes I know Eggman took over Angel Island at the time but that dosen’t make sense because the Chaotix and Freedom Fighters even without Sonic wouldn’t just sit there and let that happen.

But to get back on point we can just say that when the Battle Bird Armada start their invasion Eggman is still fixing Robotropilis after the Xorda attacked Mobius and the Freedom Fighter are still grieving for Sonic.

Maybe even have the Battle Birds come back as cyborgs cause I don’t think a person is coming back in one piece after getting hit with napalm.

This forces tails to come out of Sonic’s shadow and actually move past his grief.

We could even have a moment where Tails owns up to his own mistakes about what he did to the battle birds even have him apologize to speedy.

This dosen’t mean that Tails is completely at fault cause they did attack but Freedom Fighters don’t kill and Tails did kill in self defense.

I can even imagine it going like this:

Speedy:You permanently scarred me for life.

Tails:Your right sure you did attack me but doing what I did was wrong.

Tails:I’m sorry.

Speedy:You think that changes anything I was in constant pain during the process.

Speedy:I won’t stop until you feel that pain too.

Tails:You have a right to feel that way

(Or something like that tell me if it was cringe)

After this if they fail again to kill Tails expand on the Alien side some more by having the Babylonians that weren’t stranded on Mobius come to Mobius to take back their Babylon Garden.

Cause remember it may have crashed on Mobius but it belongs to the Babylonians.

Later on when Sonic is returned from Space,preferably after Bold New Moebius we can have a full scale invasion from the Babylonians maybe even have this be the arc where Speedy let’s go of his hate and becomes a anti-hero.

This invasion could allow every character to show off there skills

For Example

Antoine fighting a Babylonian who uses a sword

Nicole hacking all of the Babylonians enhanced technology

Rotor actually getting a win while wearing the dumb nanite suit

Tails & Speedy fighting the leader

Sonic fighting the Grand Battle Kukku XVI

Bunnie & Sally fighting the Chief Enforcer for the leader

We could end the invasion with something like the Babylonian leader transforming with the ark of the cosmo. This could in turn could force Tails & Speedy to transform using the chaos emeralds into a super form. This in way would complete Speedy’s development as he is so strong without his father & hatred that he can turn super.

Conclusion

In conclusion the Battle Bird Armada deserved far more than they got. They have been squandered in game canon and comic canon despite all their potential for great stories. Characters like speedy deserve to be more than a throwaway villain and could have become a lesson on letting go of hatred.

While furthering these characters they could have also furthered Tails character by forcing him to realize that the world isn’t black and white and heroes will make mistakes but to keep pushing forward.

#long post #battle bird armada #grand battle kukku xvi #speedy the bird #speedy #miles tails prower #tails the fox #eggman #dr eggman #sally acorn #bunnie rabbot #antoine depardieu #antoine d'coolette #nicole the holo lynx #sonic the hedgehog

[kitxt]

TXT as stupid love tropes i like

╭┈ ↷

│    ༝ pairing ༝  txt x gender neutral reader

│    ༝ warnings ༝  fluff

│    ༝ note ༝  i'm a sucker for these tropes so...

╰──────────────────────────────────────

Yeonjun

↳ Enemies to Lovers

don't ask me why, i see him as the perfect troublemaker

like, you're the bookworm and he is the bad boy

he would tease you every time he see your face

both of you are in the same classes every year and you want to strangle whoever does that

actually, you have a soft spot for him

you are painfully aware of his charisma, everyone finds him attractive and you can't deny that he is

"i hate you"

no you don't

he would miss one week of school and you'll be like ??? why does it feel like something is missing?

would come back with bruises everywhere

and the teachers would choose you to help him catch up

his smirk which annoyed you before would start to warm you up

catching yourself daydreaming about him and freaking out

he would defend you but only when you aren't around

deep conversations instead of studying

he would fall asleep one day and you would find him cute

how do i get rid of those feelings ???

a weird routine sets in where you read while he sleeps

you can't go back to the way things were, being with him changed everything

you balanced each other out

you would finally accept a date with him

"this may be the worst decision i ever made"

it is not

Soobin

↳ Forbidden Love

ugh, this one is so good

like imagine you as an idol in another agency

even better if you're a male

your fanbases hate each other

would constantly compare you, your songs, your dances, your performances, etc...

you two would meet for an interview

it's love at first sight

pounding hearts and shy glances

after the interview: both of you would search for the other name on the internet

would create a fan account on social media just to stalk the other

i imagine a love square like in miraculous ladybug, he loves you!idol, you love him!idol but also he loves you!fan account and you love him!fan account

ambiguous relationships

twists and turns all around

you would probably end up sharing selfies after some heartwarming confessions

*surprised Pikachu face* and fangirling/boying lmao

secret rendezvous

"what would you do if you weren't afraid?"

intertwined hands and shy smiles

it gives me winter vibes too

like warm beverages, sharing a scarf, intertwined hands in pocket, pink noses and cheeks

Soobin probably out your couple stupidly

thankfully the fans were amazing about it

Beomgyu

↳ Strangers to Lovers

soft plot™

you have no idea what txt is

you like to make people happy with little gestures

like paying the order of someone in the coffee you are in

or stopping your car to give your umbrella to someone who doesn't have one

it's probably what happens with him

you gave him your umbrella and disappeared right after

he would be like wtf just happens???

your number would be on the umbrella's label so he would text you

it's common for you so you wouldn't be surprised

you'll end up texting each other until morning

sharing memes and pictures of your day

he would quickly understand you have no idea who he is

you would decide to meet each other because he would want to give back your umbrella

a break from the idol life for him

and from the boring life for you

for real, this boy is tireless, you'll laugh until you die

cute and discreet dates meetings

it's not dating, you are friends!

bro is on his knees for you but anyway

it will take some time before he tells you about his career, he doesn't want to scare you

please, understand his fears, he likes the simplicity you both share together

he would get it if you need some time to digest but would feel selfish and dumb

hug and reassure him, kiss him to show you care more about him than his career

Taehyun

↳ Childhood friends to Enemies to Lovers

you grew up together because your parents were besties

it would be like your brother, your best friend

i feel like you would have a stupid fight

such as, you helped him with his studies and he has a better mark than you

it would end up as a competition

not in a bad way, just like sibling bickering

but then he would move out of town

some years later, you two would find yourself in the same college

because after all this time you still have the same goal, the same dream

occurs a competition for the best grades in your share classes

maybe even in the entire school

side eyes, judging faces, and annoying smirks

everyone can feel the tension between you two

you would tease each other for everything

he got a girlfriend? you would find yourself a partner just to annoy him

both would break up with the two of you because you don't care about them, you always think about your rival

honestly, people would be fed up with your bickering, like kiss already

i can see your friends locking you up in a classroom for a whole night or finding a way to force you two to talk

talking as having a real conversation and not just glaring

both of you would figure out you didn't change that much

you would reconnect pretty fast

friends who bicker just for the sake of it

probably end up making out aggressively after a dumb fight

HueningKai

↳ Best friends to Lovers

soft plot 2.0

make it even softer because it's Kai

shy smiles, stolen glances, and pounding hearts

casual affection and platonic cuddling h36

cute nicknames you both share since childhood

night talks on the bed of one or another

your comfort person for when you have a bad day

inside jokes and finishing each other's sentences

sharing clothes because why not

sharing i love you but both thinking the other one means only as a friend

hurts to be that close but also hurts to be away for more than one day

dying inside each time the other has a date

both of you would think you aren't enough

even if, when one dates a person all they are searching for are things the other has

what do you mean you don't like plushies????

sad smiles when people ask how long you've been a couple

bro, someone needs to make a move

probably Huening thanks to his hyungs

he would take you on a date, you wouldn't think about it because you go out together often

baby would be so embarrassed, with red cheeks and stuttered words

you'll probably start crying tears of joy, making him freak out

please reassure him, kiss him

#txt #txt yeonjun #txt imagines #txt taehyun #txt post #txt soobin #txt beomgyu #txt hyuka #txt huening kai #txt x y/n #txt x moa #txt x you #txt x reader #txt smau #tomorrow x together #kpop #txt ot5 #soft #fluff

[tarmac-rat]

aha! I was going to send you an ask a few days ago and then got started reading your fic. how about 🎤 and 🔧 for the ask meme?

Ahhhhh thank you so much this is so sweet! Let's see......

🎤- Kerry Eurodyne

Riley and Kerry had a very very rocky start. Kerry is basically Riley's ultimate opposite: the peppy to her moody, the extreme optimist to her extreme realist, the "fuck it, let's blow up a car what's the worst that can happen?" to her "no no no can we please try to come up with a plan I am BEGGING YOU--". Riley's biggest hangup with Kerry is evident in her most core memory of him, where he calls her out of the blue after the Samurai gig and goes "Johnny...?" first, leaving her to awkwardly explain that no, sorry, he's not available, she's gonna have to do, which Kerry shrugs off and goes "okay, yeah, you'll work I guess."

Riley is a bit prickly regarding Kerry's, uh, preference towards Johnny, to the point that she spends the first few weeks of their friendship convinced that Kerry's just waiting for her to shrivel up and die so he can get his best friend back. As a result of that conversation, she pretty much considers that sentiment confirmed in her eyes and thus starts a very awkward companionship where Riley doesn't really even know why she's bothering (the money definitely doesn't hurt, though) and Kerry's just jazzed to have a buddy that enables his destructive ideas in the way Johnny used to. They do eventually become real legit friends and Riley gets over her misgivings around the Dark Matter junket, but they definitely got off on the wrong foot for a while.

🔧- Saul Bright

Oh, Saul. Riley actually likes Saul more than she probably should. After growing up as a very serious, rule-oriented child in a nomad clan, it's natural that she would gravitate towards a very serious, rule-oriented clan leader like Saul, who's stricter than her former Bakkers chieftain Selita but not to the point that it makes him hated among the clan. In truth, Riley is more divided about Saul and Panam's Biotechnica conflict than she would let on, because while she does ultimately think that Panam is right, she doesn't think grand plays of recklessness and mutiny are effective ways of solving it. Regardless, Riley sticks with Panam because she's loyal to a fault for her friends and hey, if she doesn't keep Pan on this side of the living, who's gonna?

The night after Panam and Riley rescue Saul, Riley-- somewhat of a restless sleeper when Raffens are about-- goes to use the bathroom and runs into a similarly wide-awake Saul. The pair of them talk a little 1 v 1, in which Saul kinda-sorta thanks Riley for watching out for Panam and keeping her out of danger, and he tries to pry some more information about her former life as a Bakker to no avail. They talk for a while more until the conversation turns towards Panam again-- in many ways, Saul still views Panam as a child, and is somewhat of the mind that the plan to bust him free was Riley's and not hers. Riley has to put her foot down and set him straight in regards to that too; Hey man, the plan was hers, you may not agree with her approach on shit because I definitely don't sometimes, but Panam gets results and like it or not, she's a person you'd want in your corner rather than out of it, so wise the fuck up and stop tearing her down every chance you get.

Neither of them gain much in the conversation except a newfound, if not somewhat begrudging, respect for each other. Riley and Saul can never really be "friends" due to the power dynamic of him being the Aldecaldo's head and her being a former nomad, but this marks the point that the pair of them find even footing with each other. This ALSO marks the point where Saul realizes that Riley is pretty much the only person Panam will listen to, and every single time Panam texts Riley, she'll get another one from Saul five minutes later asking her to stop Panam from doing whatever stupid thing it is she's about to throw herself into. It gets so bad that Riley seriously contemplates blocking his holo number at some point just so her phone will stop ringing off the hook.

#irrigone #My V #Riley Aldana #Kerry Eurodyne #Saul Bright #THANK YOU!!! Sorry I was at a work function last night so apologies for the late response! #long post

[moldycrustyvoldy]

Lesson 2: Writers = Humans; you Pieces of shit

There better be reblogs with fucking memes of crying children or I’m gonna be pissed. Anyway toodaloo :))))))))))

Today’s Lesson: What is a Fanfiction Writer/Creator? I Think They Might Be a Human with Feelings Too?!?!?!?

Hold up. Wait. Hold the phone. The master behind the words on your screen are people too? Somebody call fucking Einstein cause this shit is a revelation. Like the words how make me giggle with teeth-sickening cotton candy fluff, and the words that make me fucking sob until I’m nauseous and can’t breathe let alone make it through my day are written by people? HOLD. THE. PHONE. 😧

I know you guys are absolutely losing your marbles. But I’ve got something that’s gonna rip this fandom (jegulus fandom in particular im staring at you) apart. Guess. Just guess. 

Do people have feelings too?!?!? WAIT. So they write and have lives? They’re not just waiting all day 24/7 for me to demand a new AU or prompt for them to write or create? WRITERS HAVE JOBS? FAMILIES? KIDS? They cry and smile too? They go through trauma and happiness and all the emotions???? They need breaks??? SDIHFSIEUFBOEFHCNOWEHVOWEVBNWEVOV THIS IS FUCKING BREAKING NEWS RIGHT?!?!🤯

Okay for those of you who cannot breathe right now, it’s okay, I know this information is a lot. You’re stupidity will pass I promise. Let me rub your back with your consent (consent what's that???) as we take deep breaths together. 

Alrighty assholes, stop fucking breathing im tired of rubbing your fucking back. As soon as this fandom got bigger (jegulus fandom), people started acting like it was commissioned writing. “You tell me and I’ll write word for word.” 

I think we’re having some trouble comprehending this. Let’s break it down with an example shall we? 

Fay (she/her) had just joined the marauders fandom after being kicked out of the Star Wars fandom for god knows what. She’s a perfect little angel, isn’t she? So Fay decided to explore the marauders corner of ao3. Suddenly, she doesn’t find the specific “Star Wars au, wolfstar, hurt no comfort, no guns or physical/emotional pain allowed” fic. What a tragedy!! So Fay decided, “you know what? let’s harass ASK my favorite wolfstar author until they write my fic!!”

If you’re like Fay, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I WILL EXPLAIN THIS ONCE AND ONCE ALONE.

Authors are not puppets. Authors are not puppets. Authors are not puppets. Authors are not puppets. 

I HAD TO SAY IT 4 FUCKING TIMES BECAUSE CLEARLY IT GOES IN ONE EAR AND WRIGGLES ITS SLIMLY LITTLE ASS OUT THE OTHER EAR

If you haven’t noticed or it hasn’t gone through your pea-sized brain yet, this is a hobby for writers. HOBBY. 

(Noun) “an activity done regularly in one's leisure time for pleasure.”

and if you’re really stupid here’s an example, "her hobbies are reading and gardening.”

OMG look, you learned a new word!!! Congrats!! auggie is so proud of you. 🥳🥰😝🥰🤪😘🤪

 But can we handle one more word? Let’s try.

“A fanfiction is a story created by someone who earns no money* and still share it with the community.”

Why don’t we try summarizing what we learned today?

NO MONEY = FREE

HOBBY = SOMETHING YOU DO FOR FUN

AUTHORS = PEOPLE WITH FEELINGS = NOT PUPPETS

If this lesson was hard for you to understand, honey you are the problem. I’ll be back to run your asses through the fire again later!

Notes:

Technically there’s a fine line when it comes to “kicking out of a fandom”. It’s a very broad term. I know some people will come at me with your little questions and what not. In a fandom you cannot necessarily be “kicked out”. Yes you may be blocked but other members cannot just take away your internet access or interest and stop you from enjoying it? I mean it more as a general statement, as a whole. If you’re getting “kicked out” for valid reasons you fucked up bro, not the fandom.

AND I know absolutely nothing about the Star Wars fandom, so don’t ask me random questions I don’t have opinionated or hc answers to.

**I’m not getting into the money shit with you guys because that’s a fucking hole I would never want to die in so as a general statement for our purposes, most of the fanfiction authors earn no money for their creative talents*

#where are my screaming and crying baby gifs??? #i need them now #anyway #stop being a bitch you little undesirable piece of shit #like it's literally a fandom #A FANDOM #what the fuck is wrong with people #like you're probably on the internet for fun right now just scrolling along your fucking page #does it really bring you any measurable amount of fucking joy to hurt other people #especially when they're scrolling or writing or creating for fun just like you? #you don't like it #leave #auggie's daycare #toxic fandom #jegulus #marauders #writing #marauders fanfiction

[lightaflme]

— ✦ jiwoo’s relationship with txt

yeonjun ✿ yeonwoo

siblings

jiwoo calls yeonjun a grandpa/old man every other day

“imagine being born in the 90s” “you have three seconds to run”

they bicker A LOT

but other than that they are always supporting each other and hyping each other up!

“CHOI YEONJUN PLEASE WINK FOR ME!!!”

jiwoo getting shy when yeonjun starts screaming for him and being like “please do a flying kiss for me, bae jiwoo!!!!”

they may seem like they hate each other and can’t stand being by each other (jokingly), but at the end of the day they love each other very much!

soobin ✿ woobin

platonic soulmates

00z of txt!

they do everything with each other. going out, taking pictures, random dance play, vlives, the list keeps going

my day gets better when i see a vlive notif that says “🐰 dance time! 🦦” how about you

txt’s resident multistans

also very good friends even before txt. jiwoo is actually soobin’s first fan 🤔

“i have been in the soobin fanclub, get in LINE”

during hybe caterers, they went viral for dancing to asap/other gg songs together and making everyone their fan, especially seventeen (dino and jiwoo meet: spiderman meme)

woobin is a very popular pairing within moas!

beomgyu ✿ beomwoo, woogyu

troublemakers, one doing something stupid, one trying to handle the other

at first, jiwoo would just try to calm down beomgyu and stop him if he does anything stupid

but then beomgyu got him and now they cause trouble together rip yeonjun

annoying yeonjun together because why not

“yeonjun you are literally ancient” “booooo 👎” “you guys are so annoying 😔”

literally their moments together contain them being stupid

but overall they are very nice friends to have, they are so caring :((

like they can have fun when it’s time but they also know when to care for u and </33

taehyun ✿ jihyun

best friends

at first they could not get along for some reason??

but now they are moas’ favorite besties #jihyunforthewin!!

they know literally everything about each other. and when i say everything i mean. everything

one moment they are hugging and saying “i love you” to each other and then you blink and they are fist fighting

“taehyunnie ~~ i love y-“ *slapped*

jiwoo is always so impressed with how talented taehyun is

*taehyun is singing* “i am actually going to kiss him backstage!!!!1!1!1!” “jiwoo you are on camera” “oh come on i do not care!!! i need the world to know i love taehyunnie!!!”

oh yeah jiwoo calls him “taehyunnie” a lot

terry kang and elijah bae 🫰

hueningkai ✿ wookai

best friends

they love each other very much!!

calling each other pet names as a joke but now they don’t think it’s a joke anymore 🫣

“babe, do you want to go out with me tomorrow?” “of course, honey” “what 🧍‍♂️”

molang lovers!!

literally half of the molang plushies hyuka has are from jiwoo. sometimes jiwoo even gets matching ones for the both of them

BABIES </3

fake maknae and real maknae

hueningkai also babies jiwoo?? even though it should be the other way around??

actually it goes both ways

“our woowoo~ you are so cute!!” “WHAT 😗”

masterlist

#kpop added member #kpop addition #kpop male oc #kpop oc #txt oc #txt additional member #txt added member #txt 6th member #kpop extra member