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hillsofuhhtennessee · 1 year

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Seen various people doing it lately so here’s my NSFW alphabet headcanons for Velvet. Canon material is very limited in many regards so a lot of this is wild extrapolation or just how I like to picture things lol

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Wildly unpredictable. You could be stabbed in the neck, told to fuck off, manipulated for info, or lovingly cuddled and smooshed into their chest.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Tongue and the naughty bits for their novelty factor and being the most fun. Probably likes the thighs a lot too. I imagine them being occasionally insecure about having small boobs and not being very shapely, but in the moment they care less. On others…. honestly probably depends on the person, I don’t see Velvet being too picky in that (or most) departments.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Totally infertile, noticeably small volume, kind of does it wherever seems most fun or convenient. Probably really wants it in their mouth when giving oral because of their fondness for fluid swapping lol

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Velvet is so shameless it’s more a matter of what strange or disgusting things someone WON’T be tole. Something they probably keep on the lowdown is that that acknowledging and appreciating their feminine attributes is a HUGE weakness. So is praising, cuddling, or kissing their tummy, though they’re more touchy on this (the former will literally stop them in the middle of a death battle)

Something less a secret than something people never consider, but the somewhat obscure “press in right above the pubic bone for external g-spot stimulation” trick totally works on them. People get so wrapped up in “omg dick and titties” that they forget Velvet also has a big internal/external clit you can do a LOT with. But I’m biased and my Velvet content skews towards being glorified lesbian porn with “oh yeah there’s dangly bits there too I guess”

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Velvet has fucked about anything that moves for multiple decades and has ALL THE TOYS down there so honestly probably understands what to do with just about anything. Might get frustrated with hard to please people or overestimate how easy fingering is because I mean, they can hit the prostate through their vag LOL

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

I just think it’s really funny to imagine Velvet as this terrifying power bottom, probably likes to be physically on top even if it’s riding someone. Tends to push for positions that give the receiver more pleasure with PIV, no matter which side they’re on.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

One minute you’ll get the soft calm sexy voice. The next they’re probably saying something really stupid or making some snarky comment. They also probably have spectacularly ridiculous sex faces. So overall, distractingly goofy and obnoxious.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Naturally about as hairy as Gene and hates it visually. I imagine Velvet gets annoyed and upset about visible body/facial hair but cares less about arms/legs/back because they’re easily covered. Having it all gone would be great because they prefer the smooth look/feel but that’s just way too much surface area to deal with, so chest/stomach/face are main priority. Definitely removes the hair down there just so anyone can tell what the hell is going on, though it’s a particularly delicate process.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Extremely flirty and sensual and likes surface-level romantic trappings but I really can’t imagine Velvet genuinely loving anyone. Everyone’s just kind of a friend with benefits and can be disposed of at any moment.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Prefers to actually screw but will do it if nothing’s available. Perfectly content with just hands but has also probably used some weird and inadvisable tactics before. Probably has had at least one really laughable and embarrassing accident in the process (like getting a dildo lost in there somewhere)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

The real question is what Velvet ISN’T into but I think basically everyone agrees they have a mommy kink. Likes being demanding and belittling but cuddly and smothering. There’s probably some weird repressed parental instinct in there lol. Plus it’s an excuse to play with their boobs and makes them feel better about their big tummy.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Wherever convenient. Not even remotely picky about where.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

I’m not sure what doesn’t. They’re like a perpetual spring of horniness combined with an unstoppable level of endurance when really “on”.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Velvet could be in a death battle with someone and still be willing to kiss them. I think the only thing they really don’t like is not being in control. Probably has a very low tolerance for being degraded or humiliated (but also able to just instantly forgive that if someone suddenly wants to actually fuck?)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Velvet is terrifyingly enthusiastic about giving. Canonically fucking loves eating people’s faces and that probably applies to other body parts as well. Every since someone compared them to Vanessa del Rio I CANNOT get the mental image of them being a voracious crotchgobbler out of my head. Velvet just has an oral fixation and wants to slobber all over everyone’s junk. Also goes for nipples or probably any other body part. They enjoy receiving a lot but don’t have a strong preference for it over other methods.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Likes it hard when receiving and will yell at people if they’re being too gentle. Will even just shove them over and ride them if they aren’t going hard enough. Also tends to be forceful and aggressive while giving, though not always immediately fast since they are understanding of it taking a while for some people to warm up. They have that issue at times themself because it can be hard to get it up or get wet enough and they’ll want more fondling and teasing.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

If they’re in the mood maybe. As mentioned above, can be physically hard to things quickly, but if the need exists they will lol

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Velvet is psychologically more careful but physically reckless. Way more concerned about being found out by authorities than not getting an infection or hurt. Absolutely down to do strange experimental things.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Velvet is incredibly easy to get off but can keep things together long enough for the other person to enjoy it too. Sometimes they pop their load and fall asleep, sometimes they can go for hours coming multiple times from outercourse and fingering.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Almost any toy will work on them and they’re open to it but prefer hands/mouths. Same goes for partners, not opposed to it but enjoys giving oral/manual waaay more

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Velvet will annoy the shit out of a partner but tends to get pissed if they tease too hard back.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Constantly talking and yelling if there isn’t something in their mouth. Makes an incredible variety of noises, usually loud and/or obnoxious.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Their nipples (and boobs in general) are very sensitive and a favorite erogenous zone. Absolutely loves having them rubbed, kissed, and sucked (NO TEETH). I forget what the nipple color was in that one scene but I like to imagine theirs are very pink, not unlike Gene’s lol

Also enjoys fondling and giving manual a lot. Velvet is generally very handsy in canon so it just makes sense.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Smol pp. Fairly shallow but otherwise normal vag. Big unsubtle clit in there too, the idea was a bit too absurd for me for a long time but dammit it’s too fun and I already write Velvet in deliberately illogical ways anyways. Everything’s noticeably weirdly angled and nothing quite works ideally (hard to get it up and/or get wet).

Boobs are shallow but cute and very sensitive (as stated above). Very soft, very cute potbelly and chubby upper arms beneath that coat and corset. Has kind of dainty and visually not unpleasant feet like Gene lol

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty much always down to fuck lol, doesn’t usually feel too desperate or pent up because they’re just so shameless about propositioning for sex they’ll find SOMEONE

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Passes out pretty quickly once they’ve had their fill.

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