#there was so much screaming and blaming it became viral on deviltube as a reality show lmao

[ijustloveobeymeok]

MC: Made Mammon scream last night

Leviathan: What the fuck

MC: screamed real loud

Asmodeus: What the FUCK

MC: bet no one's made him scream like I did

Satan, pissed: MC, please we really don't need to know

Mammon, who absolutely did not appreciate being pulled off his bed by the legs at 3 am after watching Paranormal Activity alone with the lights off in order to win a bet against MC which in hindsight was probably just the first part of a very elaborate, mean joke: THEY REALLY DON'T NEED TO KNOW

#obey me! #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me headcanons #obey me mammon #headcanon: satan once tried to film a horror movie in the House of Lament without the brother's knowing #lucifer was featured as the monster #there was so much screaming and blaming it became viral on deviltube as a reality show lmao