#there’s no punchline

[mattithecatti]

junko: RRRRRRRR KILL MURDER STAB DESTROY

hecatia: aw heck she so small n cute :]

junko: THE LUNARIANS WILL REGRET WHAT THEY DID TO ME!!!! I WON’T REST UNTIL EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE IS BEGGING FOR MERCY!!!!

hecatia: tiny smol lil puff pastry hehe :]

junko: can you please stop flirting with me while i rant about my plans to blow up the moon?

hecatia: cute lil fox wife :]

junko: …

junko: have you ever been scared or intimidated by me

hecatia: :]]] floofy

#touhou #the touhou project #hecatia lapislazuli #junko touhou #junheca #there’s no punchline #just gay nonsense

[five-moreminutes-pls]

Ah still think horses are terrifying creatures

#there’s no punchline #this is one of many fears #if I saw a horse irl approach me I cry #not a phobia #moreeee like anxiety if anything LOL

[correctfullmetalalchemist]

Still thinking about the FMA discourse post that said it was about the Iraq war.

#there’s no punchline #I’m just thinking about the brain rot you gotta have to get to that conclusion #the thread itself was stupid in general which is why I never reblogged it #just the usual ‘if I was mustang I simply wouldn’t kill children’ #you know the argument that fundamentally misses critical themes of the show #and they they followed it up with the bold statement #FMA is about the Iraq war #or gulf wars maybe #idk it was one of those guys #and just like man we have really run out of critical thinking juice in the fandom huh #twenty year old series we just need to start saying shit #fullmetal alchemist

[inthezoyne]

Emperor Belos is a terrifying Villain not a fun types of Villains I like talking about.

I mean he’s terrifying because he’s realistic in a way that’s horrifying and I can feel his character reaching in and trying to grab my soul from my body.

#the way I see my mother in his face it’s horrifying #.txt #there’s no punchline #it’s just he’s horrifying and I think I’m being manipulated #emperor belos

[coolxatu]

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

#guys stop reblogging this from the source post the other version has the punchline youre leaving out the funny #ok jokes on you guys reblogging this from the source actually reinforces the original punchline #welcome to cave allegory 2 electric boogaloo

[caluski]

So sick of this overly negative meme that shows up every single fucking month so made my own version.

#Like thought we were done with the self depreciating jokes where the punchline is 'I wanna kms'. Whatever #pogaduchy

[clown-owo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔 #so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me. #chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character. #because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you

[laquilasse]

Come eat lobster with a monster

#seto kaiba #yami yugi #yugioh #yugi mutou #ygo dm #ygo #the real punchline here is that Atem had to look at yugi for assurance just in case this was in fact a normal thing to say #REUPLOAD THE OTHER ONE WAS IN THE WRONG ORDER :trucybonk: #my art

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Mikes and Vanessas talk about money struggles,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #fnaf vanny #mike schmidt #fnaf #fnaf movie #security breach #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #let’s be honset none of these guys are in good financial situations #but Mike literally never got paid so far at his fnaf job so he has it worst #I made this whole comic for mikes punchline BAHA #These are just my guesses on how everyone is doing #fnaf is not a profitable universe to live in #unless you are the fazbear company itself pff #they struggle together 🙏🏾

[cglooksatthings]

billions and billions of miles from the nearest pharmacy...

#adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna the human #fionna campbell #punchline shamelessly adapted from a reply to my art by u/illyrianwingspan on reddit :]

[teehee-vibes]

Late night updates: Stepparents

#anipoke #pokemon anime #ash ketchum #clemont pokemon #serena pokemon #bonnie pokemon #pokemon xyz #pokemon xy #pokeani #pokemon #hanamusashipping #lubricantshipping #I know they aren’t pictured but their presence is imperative to the punchline #so I think tagging them is… ok? #if not I can remove the two ship tags #still cannot believe that’s the ship name for Meyer and sycamore #tv’s art

[canisalbus]

✦ Cockroach ✦

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Vasco #Machete #comics #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #modern au #immoral-majority #are you implying Vasco isn't a big hunky hero #I think he'd go for the pacifist route and just take it outside #you can't kill a bug by dropping it from a balcony I don't think that's possible #my comics are ~riveting~ #I guess it's just nice drawing them doing the most mundane things that serve no story purpose and have no punchline or anything #inconsequential slice of life stuff #dropping bugs from balconies #Machete is more afraid of horses than cockroaches

[jestersonic]

hey the op of that crab day post is a transphobe and pro life and shit so on top of it already being a stupid idea its By A Bigot so i am praying people stop reblogging or reposting it

edit: i had the wrong user in my reblog but they are apparently mutuals with the actual op who is also transphobic so this still applies lol

#punchline!

[brucebocchi]

after reading a bunch of classical literature i’ve decided to revive the concept of knighthood all by myself

#hi. don’t reblog this without my second comment. #there’s a punchline to this joke and someone else paid money to ruin it

[i-like-eyes]

The mercs show off baby photos

Inspired by a post by prajjna

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #myart #dude kid engie looking like beat jet set radio lmao #btw i drew all of these just for the soldier punchline #tf2 soldier #tf2 sniper #tf2 demoman #tf2 scout #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #tf2 engineer

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The musical episode.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #Remember jin guangyao: If you do any treachery you will face the wrath of five horses. #When are the horses going to come into play? You'll see. #s2.ep8 had beautiful music... I listened to it on loop while drawing! #Good music to chill out to before you fly into a rage. #This episode really cements how JGY's mind works - It is a matter of long-term outcomes at the sake of nearly everything else. #Morals do not matter to him if the outcome is more favourable. #and at the center of it all - he has learned that the only person he can truly trust is himself. #In turn - the only person his actions benefit are himself. #He will do anything and everything it takes to reach a position of power - not just for the power. But because it means safety. #Because it was something he was denied and the idea of not having control in his life again is unforgivable. #'Happiness' isn't a goal. We are looking at someone still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs. #Everything and everyone is a piece in a game. Bonds and friendships are assets. People are dispensable. #He wants to climb for the sake of climbing. He wants praise and recognition because he feels it is deserved. It's all so hollow. #We could go deeper into his psyche on this. #But these are also tags under a comic in which 'evil penis music' is the punchline.