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nerdpoe · 7 months

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Danny, after going on a walk through the Ghost Zone, comes across a very friendly couple who quasi-adopt him.

They're super cool, too!

They used to be a part of a traveling circus, and they know how to do all sorts of neat tricks and flips and they teach him how to do them too!

Honestly, with their help his flying becomes next level; they forced him to obey gravity long enough to learn how to ignore it without using his abilities, and as such he gets a greater understanding of how to maneuver through it.

So when his Freshman class goes to Gotham on a field trip (scare tactic to prevent them from becoming drop outs because "oh if you drop out you'll resort to being a thug and you'll be trapped in this cursed city foreverrrrrr ooooooooo~") Danny decides to show off to Sam and Tucker in a small park.

He does a quadruple flip off of a wall he ran up.

Barbara stares in disbelief through her cameras.

That.

That shouldn't be possible?

She calls Dick to ask if he had any siblings or cousins he wasn't aware of.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #danny loves his new circus tricks #he's having a blast #he has even more of a blast when a harried looking man randomly shows up #stares at him for a bit #then starts to do a trick-off with danny #danny has no idea who this dude is but he's having the time of his life #dick is getting more and more convinced that this kid is an alternate version of him or something #because he's been running the kid through the Grayson act as much as he can with what's around them #and the kid is nailing it #in the ghost zone the graysons are very happy that their son and their quasi-adopted strange half-dead son finally met

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puppetmaster13u · 5 months

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Prompt 112

Once again, you know who is underutilized in DCxDP crossovers? Battinson. Skrunkly shivering boi. Who we should definitely give children to care for.

Did you know that Jason canonically had a brother named Danny? Well you do now, and it should also be used more.

We all want to give Battinson a robin, so why not give him four for the price of two. He of course gets Dick from the circus- he’s never going to go into public again, this was the first time he’d gone to do something out of his comfort zone for a while and look how that turned out.

And on one of the nights that Dick has to stay home (Alfred insists he must finish his homework if he wants to go out on patrol) Bruce returns to the batmobile to find not one child, but two. Is Danny reincarnated? Just appeared one day? Who knows, but he’s here now and going to protect his little brother.

Bruce might have tears in his eyes when they both hit him in the kneecaps and bolt because even with the armor it still hurts. How he manages to grab both kids he’s not too sure, but he ends up getting them food after they put the tires back. He also doesn’t understand how he’s convinced them into the car but they’ve both conked out and maybe he’s panicking and needs Alfred-

D-Dick why is there another child here? He’s the neighbor, cool cool. W-what do you mean he’s home alone, he’s like, 4?? What do you mean he’s been alone for a week now???

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Alfreeeeed-

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #battinson #Bruce is a skrunkly lil meow meow the kids feel bad about hitting #Danny felt bad the moment he got a taste of the dude's emotions #Selina returning to Gotham covered with cats clinging to her:#Bruce covered with several small children:#“I have a problem with strays”#Alfred is so tired #He comes back from getting groceries for dinner to three new children #all sprawled out on the couch with Dick and Bruce and a movie credits on in the background #they were watching Gray Ghost and eating shredded cheese #Dick a ten year old: Hi there tiny neighbor you are alone and that is bad so come with me please I have snacks #Tim a five year old who has never been taught stranger danger: omg sure Robin #Dick: What #Tim holding his hand: :)#Danny looking at Batman: He gonna cry :(#Jason: No he aint #Danny: You can feel the misery #Danny: It's like kicking a puppy :(#Jason: Shit u right #Both of them looking into the Batmobile now that the door is open: Why is there a box of coloring books and a kid carseat #Omg it's bat themed #There's also a blanket #Why yes it is for long patrols #Also random but I feel like Battinson would be aided by a longer cape #Let battinson become a batblob and disappear into a corner

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armed-with-a-waffle-iron · 5 months

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Stephanie: Hey Big Bird. Not too late, am I?

Dick: Steph?? *struggles to contain laughter* Babs must've stitched you up.

Stephanie: Wat?

Dick: The theme's super-villains!

Stephanie: ...Ohhhh, I'm not dressed up as The Spoiler! I'm Mrs. Baker.

Dick: Huh?

Stephanie: Mrs. Baker! You know, from back when you and Bats met Scooby Doo.

Dick: 😶😳

Stephanie (doing Dick's voice): Holy selective memory, Batman!

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raeofgayshine · 2 years

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Bruce Wayne, drunk and full on Brucie mood in the middle of a gala: You know, that accent doesn’t really fit in around here. It’s cute. Where are you from?

Clark, internally debating every life choice that led him to this moment: I’m from Smallville. Kansas.

Bruce, leaning closer to Clark with a flirty smile: Oh you’re cute and funny. You know, I like that in a man.

Clark, very confused but trying to just go along with it: Thank you??

Bruce: I mean, everyone knows that Kansas isn’t real but I do always enjoy a good laugh.

Clark: What.

Bruce: What? Everyone knows that Kansas was made up for Wizard of Oz.

Clark, unsure if Bruce is fucking with him or if he’s just really deep into this dumb act: Bruce, Kansas is a real place. It’s one of the 50 states that make up America.

Bruce, tilting his head a little confused: There’s 50 states? Since when?

#ravenpuff rambles #bruce wayne #Clark Kent #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #superbat #if you want to read it like that I mean Bruce is definitely flirting with Clark #and annoying him at the same time but really that’s just their relationship #anyways shout out to my sister who texted me ‘You think Bruce pretends Kansas isn’t real to annoy Clark?’#haven’t been able to stop thinking about that since then #The thing is Bruce absolutely went into this as just a way to fuck with Clark but he got drunk and maybe leaned in a bit too hard #and then the next thing he knows he’s waking up to the news story ‘Bruce Wayne shocked to find out Kansas is real’#*cuts to video of a distraught Bruce looking at Clark’s phone where Clark has a map of the US up*#‘See there’s Kansas’#Bruce: ‘My whole life has been a lie?’ *looks to the camera* ‘Dick Dick did you know that Kansas was *real*’#Dick snickering: ‘Yeah B they taught us that in school’#Bruce: ‘Why didn’t anyone tell me?’#His kids never fucking let him live it down nor do any of them believe Bruce when he tries to defend himself and say he knew Kansas was real #all along. They just pat his arm and go ‘Sure you did B’#Brucie Wayne my beloved himbo of a man

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detectiveforfree · 1 year

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whats the point of being a baby/teenage costumed superhero if u?? cant have fun on one day when wearing costumes?? is a requirment????

also extra barry&hal, before i realized that barry is canonically pouty when his sidekick is stolen by green lantern lol

#wally west #kid flash #dick grayson #robin #dick & wally #dc #you cant argue with me that circus brat dick grayson who most likely observed many cultures would not take wally his new shiny best friend #on an offer of having fun during halloween?? with colorful costumes and candy and a lot of anonimity to be whoever you want???#all of their outfits are also perfectly functional so they could just drop everything and dive into action if need arise #imagine a tiny superman fighting like batman/robin and a baby green lantern running faster than a blink #alfred and iris helped make the costumes. batman was very against it but he was worn down by double puppy eyes and is secretly finding it #adorable while barry is finding it adorable very loudly

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littlefankingdom · 12 days

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~ World's Finest: Teen Titans

Guess who is gonna be in trouble with his dad because of his friends'bs?

#donna troy #teen titans #karen beecher #dick grayson #roy harper #wally west #kid flash #robin #wonder girl #speedy #bumblebee #dc comics #I love how Dick and Bruce's relationship is so father/son coded in this series #like Bruce is a protective dad who doesn’t trust his son's new friends and wants his baby safe #and Dick understands his reasoning but he also wants to have fun #and Bruce grounding Dick for disobeying him while also saying Dick made the good decision #it's just for the principle that desobeying dad is bad it's such a parent behavior #my ramblings

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 7 months

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current favorite thing about Psych: Shawn and his on-again off-again unofficial sometimes boyfriend Despereaux

#watching the art theft episode and man #shawn is just so bbg around despereaux its hysterical #ok psych reboot ft. things id change #uhhh id make it canon that shawn and despereaux fucked thanks for coming to my ted talk-#despereaux does Anything and shawn is all sparkly eyes amazed heart emoticons-#no no ok ok this is the dynamic in my head #yeah they fucked but despereaux was soooo over it once they parted ways #but shawn is like. That clingy guy after a one night stand who thinks that Had Something #yk? am i making sense? its almost 5 am i wanted to be asleep two hours ago #absolutely unprompted #LMAO DESPEREAUX JUST FAKED GETTING BLOWN UPPPPP #shawn is Devastated lmaoooooo #i love how they're all like 'spencer im sorry for your loss' LIKKEEEEEE cmon this shit writes itself #OMGGGG LMAO DESPEREAUX LEFT SHAWN MOST OF HIS STUFF IN THE WILL READINGGGGGG #'shawn was despereaux's only Male friend' okkkkkk ok ok ok #LMAOOO SHAWN IS DOING THE MANIC 'hes not dead!!!' THEORY THNGGGGGG #yes bby follow that hunch. be insane over this. get that art thief dick #'death by diabetes. i kid! he exploded' NEW FAVORITE QUOTE woody you are an Icon #nooo bs this is literally the fruitiest shawn has ever been and he has been Fruity on this show #cary elwes has chemistry with Everyone i stg #'i am giving this speech To Him' (shawn about the eulogy) mannnnnn MANNNNNNN #SHAWN IS DELUSIONAL <3 I LOVE THIS EPISODE ITS EVERYTHING #his. his first name is pierre. LMAO #SHAWN IS HAVING A PUBLIC BREAKDOWNNNNNNN #sorry sorry i love this show. its so stupid its great

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spider-jaysart · 1 year

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I feel like Damian is being brought into the live action DC universe way too soon

I wish that they would've just waited a little longer to bring him in, just like how the MCU did with Tom Holland's Spider-man, cause Iron man 1 was the very first MCU movie that was released in 2008 but they waited till 2017 to introduce us to the young web head in their movies universe

They should've just introduced kid!Dick, kid!Jason, and kid!Tim as young Robins first for the first few movies, and let them team up with Batman first, cause then it would've given us and new audiences a chance to grow with them and care about them in that universe first and it would also let us get to know about their stories in that world

We also would have gotten the chance to see in live action how different their team up dynamics as Robin were with Batman when they were younger and were fighting crime together and also would have given us wholesome scenes to see when they're bonding with Bruce as Father and son, not that I'm saying that we can't have wholesome Father and Son moments and stuff like that with Bruce and Damian, I just feel like we should be growing with Dick and the rest of the Batkids as young Robins first so that we can grow with their characters first as they become more of their own characters outside of the Robin persona (like later becoming Nightwing and Red hood as adults in future movies as their stories keep moving forward for example) before letting us actually meet Damian on the big screen so that we can already know about them and their history and already care about them as characters when they're already adults in these future live action movies

Idk, I just would have liked to have seen an evolution of the other Batkids when they were growing up with Bruce as young Robins first before introducing Damian and his story to us, because this is just something that feels too soon for him in my opinion!!

But for now, I can just only hope that they don't mess up my boy terribly in this new upcoming movie and just make him some evil child or whatever, cause I am very scared that they might do that to him and many other things!!😭😭😭😭

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gender-euphowrya · 9 months

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the absolute vicious shit people think they have to say whenever the topic of 'picky eaters' comes up ESPECIALLY when it's about children is just sickening

#post : my child doesn't like carrots so I #rando : WELL I WOULD JUST *describes a thousand different ways to abuse a child* AND IM THE NORMAL ONE HERE #adult : i can't eat fish because #rando : LMAO GROW UP WHAT ARE YOU 5 FUCKING IDIOT LOL JUST STARVE FISH HAS GOOD VITAMINS JUST KYS #have y'all tried not being dicks about other people's diets ffs #especially when it's like. a video showing how a parent is successfully introducing new foods to their picky kid #like Oh they only like cheese crackers so i'm gradually nudging them towards grilled cheese sandwiches with these steps #and then hopefully use the grilled cheese as a base to introduce other types of sandwiches etc #and it's just. it works. it's respectful of the kid's boundaries. it's healthy.#and Still a thousand people just jump to say INSTEAD OF DOING THIS THING THAT WORKS TRY BEATING HIS ASS (WHICH WONT WORK)#so many people are fucking eager to tell you they Love violence against kids who have no way to defend themselves #that they're fucking sludgebrains who haven't come up with actual parenting techniques #so all they know is ''hit child'' or ''yell'' like a fucking level 1 pokémon #that they view the small young people they have agreed to take care of as dolls that must obey or get thrown against the wall in a tantrum #if your entire plans for parenting are ''i'm just gonna use violence until my human toything complies'' don't become a fucking parent #Anyway this was about picky eating and how people don't know how to mind their business about it #why are you so pressed about what someone else Doesn't put in their mouth. why are you so weird #humans come with a variety of tastes in anything from fashion to colors to home decor to favorite animal #and you can't fucking fathom that they'll also Not all want or like to eat the same things ? fucking cringe

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adhdslugcrimes · 2 years

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Why Wally isn't allowed in Gotham

Wally: I get that I don't have siblings of my own but why do I have to take care of yours?

Dick: Bruce went away... Again, please just watch jaybird while me and Alfred try to find B.

Wally: fine, good luck on that. He bites me though and I'm chunking him into the sun.

Dick: Jason is too sweet for that, he'll destroy you with his insults.

Wally: ah something I'm immune too.

Dick: ... Well then thanks again Wally, see you soon. Bye Jay I'll be back with dad

Wally: take care bud.

Jason: bye Dick!

Dick leaves.

Wally: so what do you want to do?

Jason: got any books?

Wally: yeah, I do.

Jason: awesome!

A month later, Dick dragging Bruce back by the ear too

Dick, through the window: Wally I'm here for Jay -

Wally: no.

Dick: wha-

Wally: he's my little buddy and like he told me everything... I might not be welcomed in Arkham or Gotham.

Dick: you didn't...

Wally: I did.

Dick: Wally.

Wally: you gave me a child with parents issues, have you not met me? But be lucky I only broke his femur.

Dick: Wally!? His femur!?

Wally: yeah, he's femur. Well technically both of them so he's not walking anytime soon.

Dick: oh my god.

#dick grayson #wally west #batfam #jason todd #wally is like: shitty parents? say no more kid.#Joker was a contest who got to him first #news flash both did #he was badly injured by Nightwing and then the flash made it in Arkham because they didn't make it speedster proof #Bruce was on a watch list when he threatened to put Jason in Arkham and beat him up #wally be like: i only know Jason for 4 seconds and I will kill everyone in this room and myself if he gets hurt #Wally wasn't allowed to meet Steph but it's okay roy told him and while threatening to literally kill Steph's dad #he also made his life hell by literally making it inconvenient #man bought so many legos #this is way wally is not allowed in Gotham anymore

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roobylavender · 1 year

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one thought before i disappear again but i really fail to understand damian fans' logic or interaction with canon on any level like your entire engagement with him as a character relies on a bastardization of every person around him. i don't see what worth there is in comparing how dick and bruce are comparatively written as parental figures in damian's life when your primary basis for analysis is canon from a writer who believes (1) dick shouldn't be in a relationship with kory bc he's happy-go-lucky and hates drama; and (2) bruce's life as a hero naturally culminates in fascism. neither of these are good faith takes on the characters involved so how can you place any value in how either of them are portrayed to interact with damian by way of that. and obv this doesn't even get into the plethora of talia issues which i have essayed about to the point of exhaustion. like idk i get that i can't make people hate a character obv lol and for many damian fans that attachment is there bc they read about him when they were young but i still don't really understand what there is about damian to be invested in once you're an adult who realizes he is holistically built on character assassination and racist stereotypes that he is inseparable from. like you can't really analyze his interactions with anyone without the context for those interactions being shoddy writing of someone else and i know that can happen in comics a lot but it happening in isolation is different from it forming the entire basis for a character

#to be deleted #like idk the parental comparisons wrt damian make my eye twitch. you are arguing about bastardizations this is USELESS..#the fact that people genuinely believe bruce being written as an abusive asshole who would tell his child to his face that he doesn't like #him or treat him like an alienable object bc he didn't raise him himself and was turned into an animalistic assassination is just #so deeply insane to me like i get people don't like bruce sometimes it upsets me sure but the reasons are there but this just #feels so extreme bc it's literally built on the most egregious bastardization of bruce ever that refuses to even #acknowledge how deeply he loves and wants to help children not to mention how excited he was when talia was pregnant #and to be honest. to be HONEST. new teen titans dick would not have been able to stand damian at all #they do have some of that snark and dick is clearly annoyed with him when he has to take damian under his wing but like #it's ridiculously tame compared to how new teen titans dick would have reacted to someone so loath to team work #dick went to bruce's house when jason died and asked point blank why bruce put an incompetent kid out in the field #he's severely poor when it comes to tact and i'm not saying developing a relationship with damian would have been impossible but #it would have taken time and it would have taken time bc of DICK needing to adjust. not the other way around #dick is good at being a leader and taking charge when all the parts of a machine work in synchrony #what he's not good at is being faced with deviations from expectations esp when they cross the line with his morals #idk i know this is starting to sound like a bruce apologist dick hate post but it's really not i promise i just #i feel like people deliberately misunderstand their demeanors and expectations ESP in context of how they're written with damian #and bc when they're written with damian is at a time in dc comics where their respective character trajectories are practically #opposite to what they were twenty years ago rather than feeling like any kind of natural progression

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non-un-topo · 4 months

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Have to thank my partner for realizing before I did that talking about kids with people makes me extremely dysphoric --- whereas I thought I just had a problem and hated children or something lol

#you can't really start a sentence with 'i don't hate children--' though.#do i... like them..? ehh they're fine on their own. i just don't like to be around them for very long. they freak me out.#but mostly it's parents who freak me out. or people who aren't parents yet but kids are all they talk about #(cough) my sister-in-law.#it's not ALL she talks about but she does happen to bring children up an awful lot around me. and uhh i have bad news for her.#anyway i feel like the worst person on earth but my gut reaction when i hear people talking about kids is to just get pissed off #or roll my eyes or want to leave the conversation STAT. like my flight instinct takes over.#so it was my partner who figured out that these conversations activate my dysphoria like a nuclear bomb.#dysphoria has manifested in the form of irritation for me this year. same with depression. i just feel angry and annoyed all the time #plus a bit of despair. and it gets more intense with every passing month.#my sister has decided to work in childcare and is doing a placement. she also updates me on every single thing she does in a day -#- down to how many times she shits. i wish i was kidding.#so i get a constant feed of what these random children did in a day (yesterday a girl showed my sister her poop lol)#and it would be funny and fine if it didn't make me want to jump out of my gd skin.#happens all the time at school too.#'whaaaaaaaat you don't want BAABIIEEES?? but you'd make such a good mom!!!'#ahaha No i would not thank you. jesus christ please no thank you. please.#i'm a father figure to a few of my friends and it's the best feeling in the world. that's all i need.#conversations like that always trap me. i feel like a fucking rabbit. stuck with all the aunties in the kitchen.#so i have to be a dick and not offer to clear the plates because none of the men are clearing the plates.#just........ Gender. UGH!!

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girlscience · 1 year

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@people who have a stable sense of self and identity, what's that's like? how's it feel to be beloved by the universe?

#people who say shit like 'i knew i was [insert identity here] when i was 5 or 12 or whatever' i wish i was you #i have been flip flopping on this shit as long as i can remember #and it's not like it's new feelings i'm flip flopping about? it literally like the same exact emotion every god damn time #and my internal idk sense of self really doesn't change much but which piece my brain thinks is important does?#i don't know if that makes sense #like... i would never say that some mornings i wake up and feel zero attraction to women but some days i do think i've made it up #or like some days i think maybe i am attracted to men but i just never want to date or marry or be in any sort of romantic relationship #with a man... i just don't hate dicks and could theoretically have sex with a man... and like some fictional men are pretty.#and i had one crush on a guy when i was like 12... but i also was incredibly jealous of him and hated myself because i was female #and i would never get to be him #but then i'm like does it matter that i don't want to date men? i am not sure i want to date at all?#except i kind of would like to date a very specific tyler of woman in a very specific type of relationship #and i do genuinely think i would love that so much and sometimes i want it so bad i physically ache #but i don't feel that way about men. but the one guy i had a crush on i did when i was 14 or whatever #but also people talk about all these experiences they had as a kid with being gay in the church and how hard it was #and sure i had a hard time but it wasn't very hard to hide it from everyone so like i didn't face a ton of shit other people have #so like does it really count?#maybe i'm just making all of it up and i'm just straight and lying to myself about everything #but i've known i found women attractive since i was very young #and not to be tmi but until i was presented with outside information about sex with men i only pictured myself having sex with women #because the idea of piv sex literally doesn't compute at all in my brain #i genuinely think i would rather die than let anyone stick their dick inside my body #and i used to have legitimate panic attacks about having to marry a man and have sex with him because i felt like i had to #and i know all of this is super super cis centric but i'm going to be so honest. adding in trans identities when trying to figure this out #has only made it significantly more complicated in my brain #and i feel shitty about that but it's true and i don't know what to do about that #and i could keep going on and on about the fact i'm 99% sure i'm stone which also confuses things #because i can find stuff about being a stone butch lesbian but if i am bi.... i have literally never seen anything about being stone #with a man before. literally never.#but also does it matter? because i might be a lesbian since i am very uncomfortable with the idea of romancing a man in any way

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glitterhoof · 11 months

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btw the little mermaid remake is my lifeblood i know i didn’t talk about it but i saw it the day after opening and its SO good.

#Like i get we all hate Disney remakes I am a future animator of COURSE i hate the principle of a live action remake #But this was genuinely so good and i really enjoyed it and especially the new songs. Sorry #I am one of the two people who enjoy the song scuttlebutt and i know I’m going to get maimed for it #Oh and ‘for the first time’ is LITERALLY killer I fucking love it i love Halle baileys voiceg #I genuinely almost cried when part of your world played like the little mermaid is one of my favorite Disney movie.#That movie is the reason for my latest mermaid hyperfixation I just want to be a mermaid shark.#Don’t trust my opinion on live action remakes I hold a guilty spot of enjoyment for them EPESCIALLY beauty nand the beast #I SWEAR I DONT SUCK DISNEYS DICK I SWEAR!!!!#but i DONT know it activates my inner kid okay. My autism .#Speaking of autism I really want to watch Jurassic park now . THANKS CHIP . YOU GOT ME WANTING TO WATCH DINO MOVIE.#awn the intercom

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crossbackpoke-check · 2 years

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Dylan Larkin has become an Au Pair for the Summer.

is that not exactly what quinn’s summer insta post said?? “hanging out with the boys & our cool au pair”?? :))) the way i have a note from a MONTH AGO written on my phone that says

one of our swim instructors is so so good with kids and he’s the perfect victim for scenarios so basically everyone’s in love with him and what i’m SaYiNg is summertime melted ice cream sticky sunscreen pool au with WHO i have a craving

like are you in my notes app. have you got my google docs password. because besTIE!! you have given me a gift!!! dylan larkin babysitter extraordinaire that’s who.

mind is frantically brrring trying to decide if competent & capable au pair dylan falls in love with the DNR worker at the park he always takes the kids to OR with the hot father figure whose kids he takes care of,,, 🤪

#liv in the replies #should also mention i am absolutely obsessed with this steve/billy nanny/lifeguard fic which like. thanks i’ll take that in a baker’s dozen #and is the reason i have the craving in the first place besides the fact that everyone really is a little bit in love with this swim teacher #if you didn’t know the hot dad is henrik & i am incredibly tempted to completely ignore the canon in favor of a canon i can work with #which is henrik saying he’d be a billet dad to two (?) new rookies (y’know. mo played in rögle i can swing it also ray ray is swedish 👀)#and then completely not realizing how much help he would need to take care of the kids so he hires au pair dylan #who is working his way through college @ umich as an au pair (he can’t live in during the school year bc class but if it’s summer… live in)#yes the DNR worker is bert who else would it be i’m also stating for the record that there’s a bike park so bert can bandage the kids’ knees #it is incredibly tempting to keep dylan’s kids as the ragtag usntdp crew & have him travel around to different houses working himself #to the bone taking care of the kids until someone finally notices & takes care of HIM (am i projecting a little captaincy here absolutely)#dylan working an overnight shift babysitting quinn & jack & luke & he was up till three am bc jack was scared of the thunderstorm #& turning around to get cole ready to go to summer camp by 7 then picking up trevor after he drops cole off & taking him to the park (does #dyl nearly fall asleep & panic that he’s lost trevor?) dark circles under his eyes but he’s gotta do the work it’s fine he loves the kids #brain magnamoniously said ‘you could also have a dylan/zach pairing’ but declined to provide plot or context so just know that’s an option #dylan dealing with the hughes house shenanigans of all the kids’ parents go away on a trip & dyl spends a month out at the lake house w/them #while their parents are on a cruise & OH neighbor??? hot neighbor??? (hot neighbor can be a dilf OR a dick with a heart of gold) (either way #the kids help matchmake & i do keep saying kids with the implication that they’re de-aged a lil bit for logic purposes quinn can be ten he’s #the oldest and responsible & his little solemn face helping dylan make mac n cheese is priceless to me oh i love it so then age-wise…#jack is 9? zeegs is also 9 & so is cole luke is the baby he’s six & honestly that’s perf the boys are old enough they can do some things but #too young to be left on their own so actually i’ve fallen in love with this mo & lucas can be other kids on the lakeeeee they’re friends w/)#& the kids all get together & want to have play dates & spend time together so that’s how dyl gets to know the hot neighbor #still have not decided whomst i want if you’ve made it this far in the tags please weigh in there is the convincing argument of ray ray #imprinting like a lil duckling on bert during the season but also henrik wears cable knit sweaters & he’s a dilf & that’s the argument #fully also the valid option of t-rated babysitting shenanigans slice of life w/vague flirtations dyl’s milk shaking all the boys to the yard #have just considered. bert has a baby. i could give bert a baby in this. we’re not gonna DO IT but we all just know this right #he could have little pigtails that match his baby’s with scrunchies & i hate it here i’m making it UP it’s not real it can’t hurt me #also hope u all know z’s ass is getting roasted there WILL be a scene of them playing king of the hill on a big lake mat &mo destroys z ktfo #moritz seider may not be dylan’s child in this but he will most certainly be the author’s favorite child in this & you will be able to know #also sorry not sorry to be like this but au pairs getting monthly pocket money… come and show me how it’s done… 😵‍💫dylan sugar baby send twe #also also: dylan foreign exchange coming to live in sweden with henrik & being his au pair & henrik can still play hockey 😗 mo & lucas too

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