#these babes tho

[jaydarino]

Sometimes girlhood is matching hello kitty oodies with your mortal enemy

#I have such a back log of jjk drawings i need to upload here #im somehow more active on twt even tho everytime i post i feel like i'm being flayed alive #idk just girly things #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen #ryomen sukuna #sukuna #yuji itadori #itadori yuuji #hello kitty #bnha kept trying to sneak its way into my tags #babe this??? isnt about you????

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

#writeblr #warm up #ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from: #15% literally don't even touch water #an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP #15+35 =50% #like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap #btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water'' #which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes #ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild #i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me #but no they're just confidently wrong..... #182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6 #that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week. #ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho #this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded #in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair #or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS. #men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies #i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health. #this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become. #like they don't try to hide it anymore.

[andy-clutterbuck]

requested by Anonymous

#here ya go! #Rick Grimes #* #rg #The Ones Who Live #ya tried™ babe #there was an attempt #his hair tho #will anyone ever be over the second gif? #survey says NO #if you are i don't trust you #excuse me but The Nose™ #*museum tour guide voice* and in the last gif you will see the actual Iron Throne #anyone with a semblance of sense would start a war to sit there

[kexing]

I don’t want you to be a Babe’s boy anymore. Let’s be boyfriends.

#pit babe #pit babe the series #charliebabe #babecharlie #pavel phoom #pooh krittin #mjblr #i love the skyyyyy!!!! #the rest of this conversation tho LMAOOO

[hellenhighwater]

Re: your “going to Detroit to get your frosting tips from Jennifer” post

There’s what appears to be a human spine and pelvis atop your piano, and I need you to know that you’ve reached the point where my first question was “how’d you get it to stand upright?” and not “why/how/who?”

Btw the cake looks delicious!

Oh it's got a stand, it's attached to a hook at the top. It's kind of hard to see because the stand is lined up with the edge of a canvas.

The cake was delicious!

#babes that is fully a china cabinet tho

[rythyme]

girl i'm on the FLOOR

#this is so unreal #i did not think they were gonna go there #pit babe the series #i was like ''how are they gonna avoid that plot point lol? they'll come up with something of course tho'' #''it would be insane to include the possibility of mpreg in this universe lol'' #and now #hi i'm a fool. what the fuck #pit babe #thai drama #lgbt drama #omegaverse #theo.txt #100 #500

[loopeyfluff]

OH YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I JUST WATCHED IN THEATRES TODAY???!!!

#suzume #fantastic movie i thought all the passing civillians reactions were spot on realisitic LOL #the way the chair was animated moving was soo goofy #i can tell the animators had so much fun with it HAHAHAHA #srsly stunning movie tho #like it’s one step away from being one of my favourite movies #rn its a 9.5 on my movie list #i just need 2 watch it again for it to be a 10 HAHA #SRSLY. beautiful beautiful movie #serizawa u were my fave babe i love you

[charmac]

The fact that The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is not only the reverse of The D.E.N.N.I.S. System by name, but in its actual goal:

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System ends with Separate Entirely and begins with the avoidance of going on a date. It’s purely about sex.

The S.I.N.N.E.D. System ends with Do You Want a Tissue? Dennis’ tried and true method to secure a second date, and:

it works for Dee but she sabotages herself—because she has no interest in pursuing a man romantically; it works for Mac but he bows out—because he already has a man he’s pursuing romantically;

The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is about romance. Dating, consistently, something Dennis makes very clear he doesn't do...

Except:

"This is a man we're talking about,

it's always about him."

#never forget the gang dines out was originally called date night #iasip #macdennis #the sinned system #fvr #dines out #rip dennis babe you tried. #macs too stupid to understand LMAOOO #tho rob's face in “make him seem like he's awesome” macdee reaction shot is.. interesting #and yeah dee may have sex with men but #shes literally never been romantically attracted to a man in her life #oh dee gives birth... ty

[mochabeanzz]

liked these pics I took on snapchat the other day, so now you all get to see them too ✨

links

#I don't repost everything here tho 👀 #mochabeanz #nsft pics #queer nsft #alt girl #alt gf #emo girl #emo gf #big tiddy goth girl #big tiddy goth gf #dem tiddys #tiddy pics #thick babe #girls with colored hair

[tigrrliily]

They are my roman empire

Someone asked me for the details in this one…so here you go enjoy the pain🥲

I wish I had the time to draw more again but university is forcing me to actually work…so here you go, enjoy our tragic love bugs

#sad little man #him trying to fix the photos even broke me…and I’m the one who drew it #someone give him a hug #don’t worry babe he is only on vacation #in azkaban… #but he will be back! #but not for long tho… #yeah…yeah give him a hug #fanart #marauders #marauders era #wolfstar #sirius black #dead gay wizards #dead gay wizards from the 70s #remus loves sirius #remus lupin #sirius being sirius

[cashweasel]

I’ve not seen anyone talk about Julia Belmont yet which is crazy because,, she looks like this?! My honest reaction seeing her on screen was “damn boy that’s your mommy??” Can she be my mommy too? She’s stunning. I want her so bad rip tho queen

#idk what I expected her to look like but not this lol #on my knees fr #also am I the only one who thinks she has a little bit of sypha in her? fjskskdj #I’ve only watched the first ep tonight but istg if we get some trevor and sypha flashbacks that I don’t know about yet #i will break down #edit: ok I just found out this was like 9 generations after them lol #somehow that makes me very sad tho 9 gens and they’re gone and alucard is still here #he met not only their kids but their descendants #:( #castlevania #castlevania nocturne #also richter is baby (literally) he’s a smol child and I love him #babe how old are you? 17?

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

rip remus lupin you would have loved calling people love

#“sorry 'bout that love” #“give me a second love” #“excuse me love” #and then he's talking to random people who he barely or doesn't even know #hope does it and he picked up the habit from her #i do this but its either “love” or “babe” #harry potter #hp #gryffindor #the marauders #remus lupin #hogwarts #sirius black #wolfstar #he doesn't call sirius love tho #he has a name only he calls him #james potter #peter pettigrew

[erwinsvow]

rare punishing r for going on the date with jj anyways

"you need to learn how to fuckin' listen, when- when you're told something-"

"rafe," you breathe back, exasperated at the exhausted dialogue. you two have had this conversation so many times. you love your best friend, maybe more than a friend should, but you're tired of being lectured by someone who regularly makes worse decisions than you going on a date with a pogue boy.

"no, m'serious." rafe moves over, getting closer to you, closing in the space in your bedroom. you don't know how he even knew you were home, since you hadn't talked to him since the club yesterday, before your date with jj.

the date had been fine. jj was nice, funny. you two got along well enough. if your friends weren't breathing down your neck about how much they don't like him, you think maybe you'd be more excited, more engaged, replying to his text immediately to plan the next day instead of letting him sit on delivered while rafe sits on your bed next to you.

"are y'listening to me? huh?" you blink up at him, snapped out of your daze. no, you're positive now, if rafe was supportive (then topper and kelce would be too, of course) then you'd feel better about the whole thing.

the truth was that if rafe didn't approve of the boy you wanted to date, you didn't feel like dating him. you wanted someone who would fit right in with your best friends, make himself comfortable in your group and get along. the sad reality was that no one like that existed, and rafe hadn't approved of a single one of your dates since you had first met him.

"sorry. what?"

"i said, you always do this shit."

"rafe, i don't feel like getting reprimanded like some kid right now-"

"no, that's just it. you are a fuckin' kid. you never listen to me, you fuckin' act out by going on dates with pogues-" he spits the word like there's nothing worse in the world you could do, maybe besides ignoring what he tells you to do.

"why should i listen to you?" you snap back, suddenly sick of the double standard. you'd never so much as questioned him when he had a new girl on his arm every week.

"why should you listen to me?" rafe repeats slowly, back at you. "i dunno, maybe because i know best for you. maybe because m'trying to take fuckin' care of you, watch out for you."

you groan, but rafe interrupts you.

"are you seein' him again?" you stare up at him. "answer me."

"no," you admit finally, bringing your knees to your chest and hugging them. "m'not."

"good." you don't look up, but rafe licks his lips. he sits back down next to you, swinging an arm around you. "m'right here. what else do you need, kid? hm?"

you roll your eyes.

"a best friend that doesn't act like my dad would be nice."

"yeah, well, tough shit. do not see him again. this is nice compared to what'll happen."

"rafe!" you protest, met to deaf ears.

"you think m'joking? try me. if i see you texting that pogue again i'll snap your phone in half." you sigh, but he still presses a wet kiss to your temple. "now c'mon. it's tee time."

#baby im sorry if this isnt what you wanted #its more threatennnnn i feel like he cant up and spank her or sm lmfaoooo #he has to try n be more chill since theyre not a couple (yet.. even tho they kinda are) #anyways i hope u like babe #rafe cameron #rafe cameron x reader #kook trio reader

[mosaickiwi]

Hi, hope you had a great new years ^^

If it's okay can I request a fic of Redacted teaching Angel how to ride their bike or just Angel just riding their bike in general?

Hiiii my new year was good! I hope yours (and valentine's,easter,etc) was good as well!!

the date callin me out for how long it's been since jan i'm sobbing /silly

I feel like emo boy would be extremely thorough about teaching them so... Maybe I'll do a part two where Angel actually drives... 👉👈

14 Days With You is an 18+ Yandere Visual Novel. MINORS DNI

~A Riding Lesson~

[REDACTED] was in their personal garage doing some maintenance on his bike when you arrived a little early for your date. All he could offer in greeting were a few sweet words and a quick kiss, due to their grease stained fingers. You chose to silently observe them for a while, sitting at the bench they left their toolkit on. You found yourself leaning forward, watching with pure fascination.

There was precision to each movement as they went about their work with expert hands. Were it not for the occasional smiles he threw your way when he picked up a different tool every so often—smiles that somehow still sent your heart aflutter after so long—you would’ve been completely absorbed.

You'd always been curious about how it worked. But there was never really a good time to mention said curiosity. Especially since you were more focused on holding on for dear life whenever they drove somewhere, even at a snail’s pace. You supposed now could be a good time.

“Can you teach me how to ride it?” you suddenly asked once he came over to pack his tools away in the box at your side.

Their scarred hand that was idly twirling a wrench stilled as he looked down at you, light blue eyes glittering with the beginnings of something. “...Yeah, love? Y’mind saying that again f’me?”

Much too late to take it back, you noticed your mistake. You were so absorbed in your thoughts that it felt like you were picking up a conversation. In reality, it hadn't even started. “The bike, Ren,” you hurriedly corrected yourself. “Teach me how to ride the bike.”

“‘Course. My bike,” [REDACTED] nodded along and continued putting away the tools. The smirk on their face was unmistakable, but they surprisingly held back from teasing you any longer. “Maybe a quick lesson, then.”

“Really?” You perked up.

He nodded towards the bike with an amused smile as he closed the toolbox and wiped off his hands. “We’ve got time.”

Excited as could be, you hopped over and quickly sat in the cushioned seat, immediately fidgeting with the handlebars. It already seemed weird being in the front, let alone by yourself. But your heart got a little louder when your dark haired lover sat behind you on the bike.

You were certain he could feel how you shivered as his hands wrapped securely around your waist and his head rested on top of yours. Stumbling for words, you almost shouted, “So! …Where am I taking us?”

“Nowhere. Y’need to know where everything is first, Angel.”

“Boooo.”

💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤

After fifteen grueling minutes of quizzing, he finally agreed to let you ride around the parking lot. They hopped off the back of the bike, swinging the key around their finger.  

Without his weight to balance you, you suddenly felt a little unsure of yourself. You thought he was going to ride with you, so you asked, “Did you only sit on the bike to hug me?”

“Yeah, y’looked so cute I couldn’t help m’self,” he admitted shamelessly. They didn't give you the key just yet, merely circled the bike a few times with a careful gaze. “Clutch?”

You frowned. The quiz was supposed to be over. “Left lever.”

“Throttle?”

You remembered that one easily. He always revved the engine with it before leaving. “Right handle," you said confidently as you grabbed it.

“Front brake?”

“Uhh…” you started, quickly panicking at the resigned look in their eye. “Right pedal.”

“That's the rear brake. Maybe next time.” They gave a swift denial of your short-lived dream.

You stubbornly stayed put on the bike, though your hands were no longer holding the handles, instead resting in front of you on the seat. “I could drive it down to the street, at least."

“Y’really think so? It’s a lot t’handle,” he cautioned. He reached in front of you with the key in hand, quickly putting it in the ignition. The engine purred in that quiet way you were used to.

You watched as [REDACTED] held firmly on the clutch at one handle, and slowly guided your hand to the throttle on the other. With the lightest turn of your wrist, the engine roared loud, vibrating the seat more and more. But he turned it even further and you could hardly hear yourself think.

It made you nervous. If you weren’t sure where the break was—or which one to use—it’d really spell disaster. “Okay, I get the point,” you sighed. They let go of your hand and the engine died back down to its usual purr. “I’ll try harder to remember where everything is. No crashing your bike into a stop sign for now.”

“Good. Just wan’ you t'keep that pretty little head right where it is, love,” he hummed and kissed said forehead. “Now, scoot. Or we can head upstairs so ‘can teach ya how to really—”

“I meant the bike!!”

#14 days with you #14dwy #14dwy redacted #momo reqs #HELPPP #forgive me #why did i search and watch vids about their bike even #i'm so silly #it's a cool ass bike i got scared watching some tho #that shit is TALL like the seat is 32in/81cm off the ground??? #i could not chill on that thing safely i'd be on my tiptoes!! #big L + ratio for us stumpy angels #i am so short pls get me my own damn bike babe

[mickules]

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Comparing Kiyotaka "approaches everything with whole ass 100% conviction and completely groundless confidence" Ishimaru with Mondo "I can't speak to people I fancy without yelling due to how nervous I am" Owada, I wonder which one of them might be more likely to take the initiative...

Clueless Taka, with his insulated upbringing, is a firm favourite of mine. But, obliviousness doesn't mean passivity, and Taka is nothing if not a force of nature.

Also, I can't help but feel... Unfiltered passion combined with zero experience and a hideously stubborn competitive streak? They'd be SO BAD at kissing.

Like "accidental concussion" levels of bad

Just "constantly headbutting the other in their enthusiasm" bad.

Well, Practice makes Perfect.

Happy Valentine's Day.

#danganronpa #mondo owada #kiyotaka ishimaru #valentine's day #dr1 #dr thh #happy hearts day if yous celebrate or if yous don't <3 #I do enjoy all the different dynamics of ishimondo #tho mondo calling taka 'babe' #personally sets off my “he would not say that!” reaction #tho I do get why folk might not wanna use kyoudai if they're dating #mickules #dangan-colourcomic-ranpan #mick fnart

[xochitai]

Happy New Year

#could have given him a different top but i wanted him to have proper back support #bet you were expecting a lotor #not this time babes #later tho don't worry #lotr #lotr memes #gandalf #gandalf big naturals