#these fucking guys i stg

[bidamonalbarn]

NOAH KAHAN COVERED LACY ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

#these fucking guys i stg #olivia rodrigo #noah kahan

[bace-jeleren]

OKAY!!! SO, NECESSARY CONTEXT:

I'm making this post because you FUCKERS wanted to see it so so bad

These are from 2010, I was, like, 19 (I am 31 horrible years old right now) so like. I ain't like that no more etc. etc.

These were made using bases, like naked, hairless traces of anime images and stuff you could draw clothes and hair on. I was big on that stuff.

Anyway fuck you here's Vocaloid Frollo you bastards

#fuck you guys aaaaaa #the hunchback of notre dame #judge claude frollo #i am going to jump off a cliff i stg

[sillygreenrat]

#fitz posting #my art #shipwrecked 64 #sw64 #duncan dolphin #I FUCKING LOVE DUNCAN DOLPHIN #literally when squeaks posted his stupid ass socks n sandals i new immediately it was gonna be good #i love this guy #prolly my new fav character #i stg as soon as im done w/ my coms its ALL OVER FOR THIS TAG

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

when your mom asks you to send her some of your recent art but all of your recent art is these gay ass puppets. Uh

#sending her stuff was like #'oh heres a dragon.... *quick scrolling past all the laughingstock* and heres um... another dragon....' #the silence on my end of the call while i looked for Presentable Stuff was deafening #i was like She Cant Know She Cant Know #she already thinks im fucking insane for my interest in a fake puppet show. like. #cant let her know im obsessed with two of said puppets being Gay and In Love #trying to be sooooo normal in my day-to-day life & around people outside of this webbed site #that way all of the Unwellness is reserved for you guys <3 you're so welcome <3 #its so hard though its really an Ordeal smh #everything reminds me of Them... #absolutely unprompted #stg when i do land a job im gonna need to practice masking to hell and back bc that shit crumbleddddd during the past few years #i cant be in the middle of isle 3 having a Category Five Me Moment bc i had a cute laughingstock thought

[banesberry-anomoly]

Im cooking 🔥🔥

Dealer has EIGHT floating ARMS and a total of ten legs specifically to spite this one guy that was bitching about the fact that Dealer 'cAnOnIcAlLy HaS nO aRmS' and was telling someone to erase the arms on their Dealer design when they posted art and was fighting people about it in two of the servers were in 💀

Like stfu bro its called artistic license and creative freedom lmfao

#Banesberry art #altoclef.exe #This is one of the most complicated things ive done in a while lol #I stg that guy was soooo fucking annoying #No one fuckin likes him lmao #Like stop telling artists what to do- we will threaten to draw you doing weird shit and follow through on it #No even to mention he was being extremely fucking weird about systems in one of the servers even while I was explaining it to him????? #Like bro fuck off ur a singlet sysmed lmfaooo (no idea how I stayed patient with him when I was trying to explain systems to him 😭) #When he started bitchin about the arms thing again I was ready to throw DOWNNN #Buckshot roulette #the dealer #buckshot roulette art #buckshot roulette dealer #arachnophobia #< only mildly cause hes like a drider but just in case #Torren Arache

[trashiiking]

He likes listening to Frank talk about bugs

#welcome home #welcome home fanart #frank frankly #eddie dear #you have no idea just how hard #drawing frank in that pose was #like what the fuck dude #why did you give me such problems? #if you weren’t cute I stg #I mean it guys I was groaning #but like hell I was gonna let this little motherfucker make me give up #the power of being petty

[horiizonsstuff]

gonna tell people gungoo was my kathniel or something. PTJ is spreading the doomed yaoi agenda so hard on them like I GOT GUNGOO CRUMBS FOR TWO CHAPTERS AND FOR WHAT

#lookism #lookism webtoon #gungoo #gun park #goo kim #park jonggun #kim joongoo #doomed yaoi agenda and for what #guys im gonna be delulu #doomed by the fucking narrative #PTJ BETTER GIVE ME A CHAPTER IN THE FUTURE WHERE THEY'RE BOTH HAPPY TOGETHER #I DONT WANNA BE HERE ANYMORE /J #gungoo is my roman empire i stg #ptj said merry christmas to the gungoo nation and gave us a breakup arc

[allaganexarch]

i know you're probably not into maleficent/aurora anymore, but since you were like THE malora writer, i'm curious in what do you think would happen to maleficent when aurora dies? either from natural causes like old age or somethiing terrible happened

My friend, this is so kind of you to say!! This is also, unfortunately, MY JAM LOL

So in my personal interpretation, I think once Aurora became more sure of herself and the relationship, she would learn (passively, not even really thinking of it as such) to de-fuse Maleficent a lot of the time. Maleficent is naturally temperamental and always about 3 bad steps away from starting a fight. Once Aurora learns that this is just sort of how she is and she isn't actually mad, and doesn't even usually mean anything by it, Aurora learns to just kind of skillfully sidestep like 99% of Maleficent's bad moods. As a result, because she isn't being fought at every turn, Maleficent (also without realizing it) calms down a LOT, and tends to stop seeing everything as a challenge or threat, even from ppl who are not Aurora. This mostly just freaks ppl out, because you know she always seems super calm until she is suddenly Not LOL, and the average person does not know how to tell Maleficent's "actually calm" from her "quietly seething."

Additionally, while I believe that Maleficent operates on her own code of ethics and doesn't just do whatever, I also think her ethics and what she considers "wrong" differ significantly from where the average human would draw the line. As she grows more comfortable in her relationship with Aurora, I think she would be surprisingly willing to draw lines where Aurora wants her to, at least most of the time, because in her mind, e.g. not harassing someone who mildly annoyed her is important to Aurora, while it's not that important to Maleficent.

However, I think both of these changes, no matter how long Aurora lives, are utterly temporary. Once Aurora is gone, Maleficent will go back to the way she was before, if not ultimately worse, because in a sense kindness will remind her of Aurora, and I don't think she will ever reach a place where that is a good thing for her.

I think Maleficent's first reaction would be a kind of desperate fury, sort of like a wounded wild animal but with very powerful magic. She would be absolutely terrorizing the countryside, especially anyone she perceived to be responsible. It's almost worse if Aurora dies of old age, because then the fault in her mind would lie with...everything, the nature of life itself. This phase could last forever, depending on other factors, and I think it would be a very long time before Maleficent is even slightly functional again.

Even in eg. Prisoner-verse where Maleficent has other friends, I can see her getting into terrible fights with almost all of them. Girl can be next-level vicious when she wants to be, and even if her friends have known grief, most of them don't know exactly what she's going through, and therefore from Maleficent's perspective are not in a position to comment. Also I think "Aurora wouldn't want you to live like this" or similar would be like, the worst possible thing you could say to her, and might send her spiraling into a murderous rage all over again, because how DARE you presume to tell her what Aurora would want?

I am really a sucker for these kinds of villain backstories LOL, you can play me the same tune over and over and I will never get tired of it. I think the only kind of person who could reach Maleficent would be someone who's sort of similar to Aurora, at least in unfailing kindness. I'm imagining someone just trying to save her village or w/e from being razed to the ground showing sympathy to Maleficent for her lost love, and Maleficent showing just the smallest amount of mercy in memory of Aurora, even if ultimately she hasn't changed or healed at all. (oh my godddddd don't look at me I want to write this now lol)

So anyway, it was 5:30 in the morning, a very normal time to be awake, and I was thinking, well, would anyone in Prisoner-verse be able to calm her down at all? I think she and Kinsale would absolutely get into a really bad fight, and Zenovia would try to be chill about it but she would also pretty quickly be like okay well talk to me when you've calmed down lol. And then I realized............

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“Hey.”

Maleficent doesn’t move.  She doesn’t know how long she’s been sitting here.  Odd, that she doesn’t feel a fresh wave of fury at Joy’s presence.  Then again, perhaps she is simply too tired to feel much of anything.

“I’m not going to say anything.”  Joy holds out her hands in a show of defense.

Maleficent inhales, sighs.  Her throat is burning.  She only distantly remembers the sound of screaming, and realizes now that the memory was of her own voice.

“Good,” says Maleficent.  Joy of all people should know that there is nothing to say.

A long silence follows.  Joy joins her on the floor some distance away, and pretends to train her gaze upon the fire.

“I do have one question, actually,” says Maleficent.

“Hm?”

Maleficent closes her eyes.  She tries to imagine Joy the way she looked in pictures, with long, beautiful hair that she wore in intricate curls, and a radiant smile full of youthful mischief.  “How did you…not…”

But words fail her.  She holds out her hand, grasping at nothing.

“What,” says Joy, “burn down the world?”

Maleficent sighs again.  It is as apt a question as any.

“Well, it was perhaps to my benefit that I am not nearly so powerful as you, Mistress Maleficent,” says Joy, although her characteristic attempt at wryness comes out remarkably strained.  “I wouldn’t have gotten very far.”

Maleficent opens her eyes.  The flames of the fire flicker and dance, enticing in their destruction.  “I’m not sure I would have cared.”

Joy chuckles, dry and mirthless.  “Yes, well,” she says.  She does not continue.

Outside, a terrible wind howls, desperate and mournful.  The windows rattle and the fire flickers low, casting them both in dramatic shadow.

Maleficent inhales.  She closes her eyes again.  “Does it ever…?” 

The words catch in her throat.  She already knows the answer.

“No,” says Joy quietly.  A long silence follows.  The embers from the fire crackle meekly, and the mournful wind falls deadly silent.

“But…I don’t know.  You find…other reasons.  To, you know…”  She waves her hand vaguely at the fire, and stokes it back to life.

Maleficent shakes her head.  Reasons?  The word feels foreign, meaningless.  “I don’t know that I ever had a reason for anything, before…”

Before her, she means to say, but she cannot.  There was always a before her, yes, but now there is an after her.  Everything from now on is after her, without her, and the mere idea of it is something akin to drowning, or perhaps slowly suffocating, deep underground, with the weight of the earth sinking down upon her chest.  What did she do before?  How did she live?  However is she to live now, knowing what she has lost?

“Yeah,” says Joy simply.

Maleficent doesn’t know how long they sit together in silence after that.  It hardly matters.

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ANYWAY THANK YOU ANONYMOUS FRIEND I HAD FUN LOL

#character death cw #malora #maleficent x aurora #exciting tag for writing things #exciting tag for answered asks #fic:prisoner #char:joy #god i feel so bad LOL i'm like ahhh i don't really write malora anymore what if one of them DIED :) and now it's fun for me sdkjnfkdjsfnfds #the post editor gets worse every time i use it i stg #guys i'm reeeeeeeeeeally thinking about writing this #you don't understand give me a villain w a lost love who sees sth of their lost love in the protag and i go fucking feral EVERY TIME #one minute im normal the next minute i'm on the roof howling it's really bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soullessjack]

“I’ve never claimed to speak for women or women’s experiences, but I just don’t understand how they could’ve found Bundy attractive.”

- AlCal, Momento Con 2023

#remembering all of it in bits and pieces from the adrenaline wearing off #he is so fucking funnyyyu oh my god you guys underrate him so much in this fandom I stg #cal.txt #momentocon #alex calvert #spn conventions #god I just . aaerffghffhhffhgf I love him so much it’s unbearable and horrific at times #thinking about when me and my friends were having a babygirl roast session and she called him a male feminist .. #he is Not beating that allegation with this quote 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[kazbiter]

the super specific found family dynamic of found brothers like ronan/gansey and jesper/kaz and james/sirius actually makes me go crazy and feral and become a danger to society like two boys who are not biologically related and yet share such a deeply intense love and personal connection that they are devoted to each other to the full extent of their lives and see the other as their brother. there's something about sibling love that is so inherently intense and defining to the person that you are and the things you would do for the other and to find it in someone who has not shared all your life with you but knowing you will both do everything in your power share the rest... I love u stories about love

#found brothers my little guys #maybe it's the older sibling in me idk it just means a lot to me #also idk if the others have a cute tag like ronsey so I just did name x name lmk if they do tho xoxo #ronan lynch #ronsey #gansey #the raven cycle #richard gansey #richard campbell gansey iii #ronan x gansey #again w his fucking name I stg #kaz brekker #kaz x jesper #jesper fahey #six of crows #crooked kingdom #six of crows duology #sirius black #james potter #james x sirius #the marauders #hp marauders #mauraders era

[pankomako]

yeah so since boat's away i wanna delay the call until he gets home. which if he gets back after pax east (i think?) that'd be perfect since my parents are gonna be away for a few days i BELIEVE after that weekend so ideally i wont have to worry about them hearing me which is another thing i've been kinda nervous about. so yknow, if it all works out! this could happen by the end of the month!

#tonight's stream was so fucked tomorrow's is only gonna be worse i know it #cant believe this guy's gettin' STONED #even more of a tangent i stg a couple times on the stream he said 'can you believe this guy'. #which is a sentence that keeps popping into MY head. oh my god. oh my god #yknow how women talk about their periods being synced. i swear our autism is synced. if i have autism

[dreemurr-skelememer]

☆also with the evilification of ink and dream comes the uwufication + infantilisation of nightmare's gang, they usually go hand in hand from my experience

☆like i dont mind people portraying them as like. still likeable and silly. because i like that too!!! they are a family in my brain!!!

☆but people portraying them like "theyre just misunderstood babies 🥺🥺🥺 they kill people on the regular but its just because everyone ("everyone" here meaning the star sanses) is so mean to them :(((((" gets on my nerves a teensy weensy bit. bestie bae these r grown adults who kill people what are you on

OGGHHHH YNYMY FUCKING GOD YES.

i talked about this w somebody else (quin) but i love when people actually write the bad sanses as like genuinely fucking awful people

saw a tiktok the other day of nightmare being fucking awful to the bad sanses (LOOK AT IT. IT'S SO GOOD.) and i fucking RAVED about how rare that is.

they are fucking written to be awful horrible people.

shoutout to that tumblr post that goes "i can fix him" i can't. i don't. i want him worse. THAT'S how i feel about them but no one writes them that way

#yeah sure babyfy the fucking murder men simply because you think theyre sexy #'i can fix them' theyll kill you no hesitation. #and YOU think the GOOD GUYS ARE WORSE THAN THEM???? #pissing me awf i stg #moonstones-and-mangoes

[anatomical-puppet]

listen ok we all love herbert west’s autistic swag of course but WHERE is the appreciation for dan’s adhd swag

#THEYRE SO ADHD4AUTISM GUYS PLEASE ….. #re-animator #herbert west #daniel cain #danbert #dan cain #reanimator #too many tag variations in this fucking fandom i stg

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

current favorite thing about Psych: Shawn and his on-again off-again unofficial sometimes boyfriend Despereaux

#watching the art theft episode and man #shawn is just so bbg around despereaux its hysterical #ok psych reboot ft. things id change #uhhh id make it canon that shawn and despereaux fucked thanks for coming to my ted talk- #despereaux does Anything and shawn is all sparkly eyes amazed heart emoticons- #no no ok ok this is the dynamic in my head #yeah they fucked but despereaux was soooo over it once they parted ways #but shawn is like. That clingy guy after a one night stand who thinks that Had Something #yk? am i making sense? its almost 5 am i wanted to be asleep two hours ago #absolutely unprompted #LMAO DESPEREAUX JUST FAKED GETTING BLOWN UPPPPP #shawn is Devastated lmaoooooo #i love how they're all like 'spencer im sorry for your loss' LIKKEEEEEE cmon this shit writes itself #OMGGGG LMAO DESPEREAUX LEFT SHAWN MOST OF HIS STUFF IN THE WILL READINGGGGGG #'shawn was despereaux's only Male friend' okkkkkk ok ok ok #LMAOOO SHAWN IS DOING THE MANIC 'hes not dead!!!' THEORY THNGGGGGG #yes bby follow that hunch. be insane over this. get that art thief dick #'death by diabetes. i kid! he exploded' NEW FAVORITE QUOTE woody you are an Icon #nooo bs this is literally the fruitiest shawn has ever been and he has been Fruity on this show #cary elwes has chemistry with Everyone i stg #'i am giving this speech To Him' (shawn about the eulogy) mannnnnn MANNNNNNN #SHAWN IS DELUSIONAL <3 I LOVE THIS EPISODE ITS EVERYTHING #his. his first name is pierre. LMAO #SHAWN IS HAVING A PUBLIC BREAKDOWNNNNNNN #sorry sorry i love this show. its so stupid its great

[lemohn-the-cat]

I read fool’s gold and now it’s all I can think ab PLS SEND HELP ‼️‼️😭

#jrwi show #jrwi #jrwi gillion #chip jrwi #jrwi chip #jrwi riptide #fools gold #fish and chips #jrwi fnc #fnc #THIS FIC TOOK OVER MY LIFE FOR A SOLID 12 HOURS ‼️‼️😭😭 #it was so good #I don’t really like pistolwhip bcs of more recent episodes but this one is the exception #These guys live in my head #rent free #rent fucking free #they need to start paying up I stg #reading fools gold cured every ailment #I feel energized #rejuvenated #they #they they

[errinkgarbagedump]

Are you people still alive or what?

you'd be surprised to find out that my life doesn't center around a tumblr blog.

- mod garbage

#you guys are the most impatient mfs i have ever met i stg #this is the ONLY blog that ever gets 'WHEN R U CONTINUING....' and 'ARE U DEAD? LOL' asks on a consistent basis that i own #its getting on my fucking NERVES #learn how to FUCKING WAIT‼️‼️‼️ #garbage answers