#these jerseys slap

[milftigress]

had a ground breaking hc that since gothams in new jersey that Bruce pronounces mario kart like carmela soprano in the clip below

#he’s a jersey girl idc #we need more content of jersey girl bruce #jersey girl batfam actually #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #brucie wayne #this idea literally slapped me in the face earlier like lich rally outta the blue #and I knew it was right

[toffoliravioli]

crossover we didn’t want but didn’t know we’d appreciate

#he has taste #respect #that jacket slaps to i want it #lil yacthy #new jersey devils

[okiankeno]

Vibrating w excitement @ the thought of getting the Arizona coyote purple reverse retro AND kachina jersey this coming week for a good price I love Facebook marketplace

#I don’t give a damn abt the coyotes BUT their kachina jerseys slap #gotta get them before the rebranding #fiery rambles #$90 for both? fucking steal #nhl

[thekidsfromyestergay]

I think MCR should play their Common People cover just so we get to hear Gerard say fags again

#i mean yeah also because it slaps but. mostly the fags thing #like baby youre from new jersey 🙄

[shitofficial]

arizona coyotes specialty jerseys for inspiring women night

#hockey #arizona coyotes #im just these are so gorgeous im crying!!! would gladly pay full price for a retail drop of these yotes jerseys always slap so fucking hard

[maraeffect]

there is literally not a worse feeling that exists than the feeling that you just annoy people.

#just doesn't exist. I'm so fucking isolated right now i absolutely hate it. and the people that ARE close to me? #i feel that i annoy them the most and one of them is actively pushing me away #i can't find anyone to be friends with me IRL here in Jersey. it's been almost nine months here #and I don't have a single IRL friend. i try online apps and support groups but nothing clicks #and the people that chat with me on the apps stop answering after 2 messages. #my own best friend of like 8 years won't even fucking talk to me. not bc she hates me or anything #but she is so fucking caught up in her own head that she literally avoids me. so that sucks!! #i know she's suffering bc she is so worried about me but. it's a really big slap in the face that #we've supported each other thru thick and thin the past 8 years. and i dropped everything for her more than once #but in my time of biggest need when I'm the most alone I've ever been in my adult life??? #she cannot show up for me. that fucking sucks. #and I've distanced myself from my only close family bc they've severely mistreated me so. #all i have is my partner. who means the world to me and sacrifices so much to help me!! #but it comes at the cost of CONSTANTLY feeling like a huge fucking annoyance to the only person in my life #who is genuinely able to show that they love and care for me. that's literally awful to feel. #we just had our 5 year anniversary and i needed something really celebratory so badly. #and it didn't happen and our ''anniversary'' was just at home #and our official anniversary of starting dating is on veterans Day. and we won't even be in the same fucking region #so I'll be alone with my shitty family. #i hate it i feel so unappreciated and unwanted and like nothing about me is ever enough. #negative #audio

[enzofrnandez]

Reece James in the new Chelsea kit for 2022/2023

#such a pretty boy #the trivago logo slaps wish we had it on our jersey #reece james #x.gif

[pacific-coast-hockey]

do you ever just see something and realize you are completely powerless against the fact that you're about to be so fucking obnoxious about it? anyway, have you all heard about this kid artem guryev,

i really think we are about to have the most insane d corps of all time. we currently have on the web roster: a feral russian 20yo; 3 american college grads; 2 russians who have been deeply traumatized by being traded for timo meier; a finnish defenseman we may or may not have gotten so mäki has a lionheart; nico sturm's red string of fate; and nick cicek and his son from whom he was cruelly separated for two whole seasons. our oldest d man atm is roman kinal at 25 entire years old. my friends, we are so back.

#if i don't get adam raška slapping artem with a tortilla next year i will be so furious #hello did you all miss me. baseball season is in the embers and from the ashes i rise. ready to be annoying on the internet #i'm missing the season opener bc fucking max kerman has my balls in a vice (arkells' first san francisco concert in several years) #but any other day if you see a short guy wandering around doublefisting pure leaf iced tea in a sieloff jersey...it's me. say hi. #kaspershark.txt

[sarahtarth]

i'm very high and listening to the foundations of decay just make me cry

#not that i'm complaining because that shit absolutely slaps #thank you younger sarah for becoming obsessed with 4 lil weirdos from new jersey forever grafeful to you 🫶🏻 #mcr #my chemical romance #emo sarah has returned once more 🤗

[thatmiraclecupcake]

Broke: using the winter hunger/ice cannibal for your horror story with cannibalistic themes (and using the no-no W word for it)

Woke: using the Jersey Devil instead

Reasoning: According to the legend of the Jersey Devil, it is the 13th child of a white colonist who cursed her child in-utero. After it was born it fled to the woods of the Pine Barrens, making it an unnatural presence in the local ecosystem. Also it killed all its siblings and there's probably at least one account where it ate them too so. Yeah I'd say that's cannibalism.

#jersey devil #i just get so tired of things making the W word their horror things #or just making a spooky deer and slapping the W word on it #my boy JD is RIGHT THERE PEOPLE #Hes a lanky ass goat and he stabs people with his tail #he's literally an unnatural presence in the woods #and hes been cursed to be the devil #whats not clicking people #im not native but i can understand when something isnt supposed to be used as a spooky monster in a horror flick