#these tender twinks have ruined my life

[vigarioamelia]

there are a lot of tragic characters in elden ring (pretty much everyone lol) but godwyn exudes a kind of Shakespearean tragedy that just makes me feel so bad for him

godwyn the... betrayed

do you guys remember that trend? jupiter was supposed to be a star but failed?

alexa, play the old doll audio

i'll be talking a lot about godwyn so uh big words trigger warning i guess

Godwyn the Golden, the first child of Godfrey and Queen Marika the Eternal and also the first Demigod known to ever perish.

He was the first descendant of the Golden Line and one of his traits is *literally* being friends with dragons.

Whenever he's mentioned, grief is involved. Both the grief of a Mother and the grief of the people.

He was part of the Golden Order, but we know for a fact he was no maniac for its fundamentals, given the genuine bond he had with Fortissax, for example.

I know we can't really Know this stuff but come on, Godwyn seemed like a certified Big Bro™. He gives the feeling of how pure a person should be. Royal blood – of the purest kind! From the lore we have of him, it appears that he really was The ideal prince.

I like to believe he was particularly fond of the Omen Twins and that, even though they grew up in completely opposite worlds from each other, he was always sort of There. Better than Marika, that's for sure. Just imagine big bro Godwyn taking his baby bros for a tour around the capital. They spend the entire day running around and Godwyn looks so peaceful that the twins can't help but feel that too, if only for a moment.

Not to mention the tender relationship he probably had with the cursed twins.

When Godwyn's spirit was slayed during the Night of the Black Knives, he received a fate worse than death itself: the curse of living in Death.

He who should be crowned golden as the Lord among them all was crowned in ruin as the Prince of Death.

Godwyn will not only never die, but he will never live again. His existence is a terror that punishes the roots of the Erdtree, a thing that not even Miquella was able to stop or help in any way.

This once sweet and kind and beautiful lord is now nothing but a creature spreading across the land.

When both Miquella and Fortissax failed to give him a proper death and rest, what then remained of his body was laid under the roots of the Erdtree. A bit fair, isn't it? First of the Demigod, ruined and buried under the Erdree, where he will slowly but certainly cause destruction and despair all across the land, bringing death to all it touches.

It kills me that the place where he's buried is so dark and lonely and scary. The Godwyn before the Rune of Death was assured to have dozens if not hundreds of statues and paintings and churches and whatever to honor him.

But Godwyn the Golden ceased to exist. There's no one left to adore or admire or cherish. The only thing left is Godwyn the Prince of Death.

He's now worshipped by the undead, Those Who Live in Death, as D calls them. Is there a more tragic end for a royal who was once beloved all across a golden capital?

The only way to change his fate is to make things even WORSE.

Restore the Elden Ring with the Rune of Death and he supposedly comes back again, but. Oh. My. Fucking. God. I would literally go fucking insane if I first opened my eyes to the world I cherished and grew up on completely destroyed by MYSELF without my damn consent.

If he became Prince of Death by his own choice? Fucking sexy. I would support him. SLAY (literally).

But this? My man was ROBBED.

Imagine being "reborn" (in death) and realizing that EVERYONE from your life is dead. The place where you ran around as a kid? Fucking demolished, DIRTY with ashes. ASHES OF DEAD PEOPLE.

AND YOU'RE THEIR MONARCH.

There's NOTHING to rule and most of all THERE'S NOTHING TO PROTECT.

Literally the worst thing that could happen to a dude.

look what the fuck they did to my baby holy shit there truly wasn't enough room for a blonde twink in the lands between was there

Ohh... Oh,  Lord Godwyn... Such cruelty, such humiliation... My poor, sweet lordling should have died a true death. As the first of the demigods to die. As a martyr to Destined Death. But why must it yet bring such disgrace? A scion of the golden bough, sentenced to live in Death...

i really only have two things left to say:

1. godwyn was too sexy to be in the game so miyazaki gave him the worst fate known to humanity (godhood?)

2. this happened to my buddy eric

#elden ring #elden ring dlc #elden ring shadow of the erdtree #shadow of the erdtree #elden ring godwyn #godwyn the prince of death #godwyn the golden #GODWYN PLEASE COME HOME #im really having godwyn feels if you cant tell #he just seemed so nice #no *pat pat* like yk #elden ring miquella #miquella the unalloyed #game theory #lichdragon fortissax #elden ring fortissax #godwyn please

[epicstuckyficrecs]

Weekly Recap | August 8th-28th

Heyyyyyy everyone! Can’t believe summer is almost over :( Sooo this time my excuse for skipping a few weeks is being busy, seeing friends, etc etc, but also I somehow managed to fall back into Twilight 😆 

Complete

💙 Nothing Said by alby_mangroves/ @artgroves, theemdash/ @theemdash (Post-Endgame | 8K | Mature): There’s always been another war, another reason for Steve to keep his feelings to himself and keep moving on. For all his wishes to do things differently, he never figured out how. Which is why following Fury to the moon, passing on the shield, and leaving Bucky to discover himself seemed like the right answer. When Steve gets caught in a force field surrounding a crumbling civilization, he starts to realize everything he thought was wrong.

💙 i could have chained your heart to a star by PanoramicSubDrop/ @koiponderingart, powerfulowl (StuckyFlangst)/ @stuckyflangst (Canon divergent, Post-TFA | 16K | Explicit): Steve Rogers came out of the ice in 1965. Almost thirty years later he discovered Bucky Barnes had survived, and it seemed like a chance for a new beginning. But when Bucky say that he doesn't want Steve in his life anymore, Steve has to forge a life without Bucky. Now, in 2025, two aging supersoldiers find themselves back in Brooklyn, reconnecting.

💙 There is a Tavern in the Town by musette22/ @musette22 (Evanstan RPF | 10K | Explicit): It's 2011, and Chris and Sebastian are in the UK, filming for Captain America: The First Avenger. One evening, they head to a local pub for a pint and end up talking about the upcoming Bar Scene. Seb suggests they practice. 

WIP

💙 Okay, so he can play… (pretty’s got nothing to do with it) by darter_blue/ @darter-blue​ (University Hockey AU | 4/10 | 21K | Explicit): This is supposed to be Steve’s year. He’s meant to be taking his team to finals. He’s meant to be the number one draft pick. He’s meant to have it all. Until in walks the new kid, with his beautiful face and his tiny shoulders and his long hair and his graceful skating. Who doesn’t look anything like a proper hockey player. Who’s going to ruin everything. Bucky Barnes is about to bring Steve Roger’s world crashing down. And Steve is about to realise that’s a good thing.Maybe the best thing that ever happened to him.

💙 hey now, you’re an all star (get your game on, go play) by buckyismybicycle/ @buckyismybicycle​ (NHL Hockey AU | 2/? | 6K | Explicit): Boston Bruins trade notorious party animal/human disaster Bucky Barnes to the Dallas Stars, and captain Steve Rogers is not impressed when Fury puts him on babysitting duties. But, as he gets to know Bucky - really gets to know Bucky - he wonders if maybe the media has got it all wrong - very, very wrong.

This is (not) a Ghost Story [COMIC] by PottersPink/ @potterspink (Post-WS | 6/31 | General): Steve moves into a haunted house. Well — everyone else is convinced it’s haunted, anyways.

Re-read

💙 Love Me Tender Like What Keeps You Well by thiccbuckybarnes/ @thiccbuckybarnesfic​ (Historical A/B/O AU | 24K | Explicit): Steve Rogers, an alpha, widow, retired army captain, and master of the Allaheim estate, is happy to welcome new neighbors next to his manor in his pleasant little village of York. He hopes to gain new friends to brighten up his lonely life, and ends up getting much more than he bargained for when he meets the son of his new neighbor, James.

💙 As You Seep On In And Keep Me Down by thiccbuckybarnes/ @thiccbuckybarnesfic​ (Shrunkyclunks AU | 8K | Explicit): Bucky Barnes is a man of many names.But first and foremost, he’s an ass man. He likes his guys small, able to be bent in half when he fucks them. He likes being bigger, being in control, likes crowding little twinks up and wrecking them so thoroughly they cry.But he makes the wrong judgement when he first sees Steve in a bar; Steve’s all height, wide shoulders and muscle, clearly wouldn’t want the things that Bucky wants. It isn’t until he sees Steve shrink up from rejection, sees how pretty his cheeks look in an embarrassed flush, that he realizes that Steve is everything he wants.It’s a good thing, too, when Steve gives him a second chance because if he hadn’t, Bucky would have missed out on the meal of his life.

💙 It's Been A Long Season Through by thiccbuckybarnes/ @thiccbuckybarnesfic​ (Stardew Valley AU | 49K | Explicit): Bucky Barnes is in desperate need of a change in scenery, which is why he makes the foolhardy decision to quit his job, leave his asshole of a fiance, pack up his life, and move to his grandfather’s old farm all within a single day.He expects confusion, hardship, and maybe even failure. But love? He wasn’t expecting that. (Part 1 of Stardew Valley AU)

💙 oh, peach pit, where'd the hours go? by thiccbuckybarnes/ @thiccbuckybarnesfic​ (Stardew Valley AU | 10K | Explicit): Or, Steve learns that just because he and Bucky got their happily ever after, it doesn’t mean the past won’t come back to bite them. (Part 2 of Stardew Valley AU)

💙 Blooming Under the Dappled Light by thiccbuckybarnes/ @thiccbuckybarnesfic​ (Historical AU, False Identity | 52K | Explicit): Despite being the son of a gentleman, James "Bucky" Barnes could scarcely allow himself the hope of one day being tied to another in happy matrimony. In a society where the first-born children are revered and inherit all of a family's wealth, last-born Bucky feels trapped in a life he did not ask for.When he makes the drastic decision to run away and become a tutor for a wealthy family, he is hoping to save enough pennies to someday have a dowry and be worthy for marriage despite his disposition. What he is not anticipating, however, is falling into the rough and skilled hands of his employer, the rakish widow Lord Steven Rogers.

💙 G.I. Joes and 2AM Diners by OhCaptainMyCaptain/ @ohcaptainmycaptain1918​ (Modern AU, Childhood Friends | 100K | Explicit): They look nothing like what they used to. Time and life have completely changed them. But as they sit there in silence, eating two halves of one cupcake, letting Brooklyn remind there where they came from, and enjoying a sky full of stars… They are those same little boys, somewhere deep down. For just a second, you’d be able to see them again.And Bucky thinks to himself that maybe it’s little moments like these – fleeting as they may be – that remind him why life is still worth living.

#stucky #stucky fic #stucky fanfic #stucky fanfiction #stucky fic rec #Weekly Recap

[yilinglaozuhot]

Lan Zhan, did you really believe in me back then?

#the untamed #theuntamededit #cqlsource #mdzsedit #fytheuntamed #wangxian #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan zhan #lan wangji #my edit #* #quotes that make me go fully feral: this one #i can't believe they invented love #these tender twinks have ruined my life #i hate them so much ❤️ #THEIR SOFT SMILES IN EP42!!!! #KILL ME

[tsingadark]

Monthly Fic Rec

Jikook

all roads lead to you by springlights G | 5.2k | AU | As if he’d heard his thoughts, Jimin looks up at him then, and smiles — not one of his eye-curving grins, but something more quiet. Intimate. A small quirk of his lips, tenderness reflected in his eyes; they say to him, you are my person. They say to him, there’s no one else but you.Not for the first time, Jungkook thinks that he wouldn’t mind spending the rest of his life looking at that smile. Not one bit.

Pumpkin by serendiplini E | 13.2k | AU | Jimin blinks, cocking his head. A lock of hair falls into his eyes but he’s too shocked to consider moving it. His thoughts are threefold: 1. He has a new neighbor. 2. His new neighbor is very, very attractive. Very. Attractive. Easily one of the most attractive men he's ever seen in his life, and his best friend is Kim Taehyung, so that's a pretty impossible standard to live up to. 3. He needs to warn him immediately about his haunted murder apartment.

adore you by jonghyunslisterine for cumrich G | 1.3k | AU | jimin & jungkook go on a date to the aquarium.

Black Swan by serendiplini E | 24.4k | AU | After spending hours painstakingly following a tutorial from his favorite beauty youtuber Jeongguk, Jimin just so happens to run into him at a club. [or: hot twink does my makeup - not clickbait]

Yoonkook

Rhythm & Blues by theimpossibleimpala E | 40k | AU | “I need dad friends, Joon. That’s all.” “But is he handsome? ”“Well,” Yoongi blushes, “Yes. But that’s not the point.” “But is he cute?” “Well, yes.” “Double threat,” Namjoon smirks. “Is he hot?” “You know not every new relationship I have has to be for the purpose of romance right?” Yoongi argues. Namjoon ignores him, “So he is hot. A triple threat. You don’t stand a chance, hyung.” “Shut up, Joon.”

Like That Sun by allie (sobangcha8) E | 40.2k | AU | For three years now, Jeongguk has orbited around his sun, his beautiful daughter. She is the light of his life, the central force keeping him going. His friends are like planets behind him, completing their little solar system. That’s all he needs. But then he meets someone new who somehow moved into their system, attached itself to his orbit through an unseeable, untouchable force, and he starts to think, maybe he can be a part of our galaxy. Maybe he can be my moon, orbiting me, while we orbit her. Maybe that can be okay. or; Jeongguk is the single father of a three year old girl who falls in love with their local grocery store cashier. Jeongguk falls in love with him too.

psycho by xiajin E | 4k | AU | sometimes, people don't change at all. / companion piece to "bad boy".

Tangled Up In You by theimpossibleimpala E | 4.9k | Canon | Jungkook came back from break with hair practically down to his chin, and an entire sleeve full of tattoos. Yoongi can't stop staring.

Softly (Ruin Me) by collisions M | 5.5k | AU | Yoongi is terribly shy and Jeongguk, well, Jeongguk looks at Yoongi like he wants to bite.

home is just a room full of my safest sounds by bellamees M | 47k | AU | “— what’s this?” “a pet adoption contract,” yoongi’s heart rattles anxiously inside his ribcage. jungkook blinks, eyes widening. “it states all the clauses both parties need to follow in order for this arrangement to work.”

Yoonjinkook

holding back a river by almostsophie1 T | 4.1k | AU | Seokjin is good at pretending to be okay. Yoongi and Jeongguk care enough to see through the act.

Yoonjin

whooops! by 55cancrie for allodoxaphobia E | 5.3k | AU | It's kind of... weird to date a vampire. Especially when you don't realize that they're a vampire. (Or: five times it should have been obvious that Seokjin is a mythical bloodsucker, and the time it finally clicked.)

Hopekook

wake-up call by polyjoon T | 1.6k | AU |  Hoseok keeps waking up at four in the morning because of the annoyingly loud alarms his neighbor keeps setting. When he goes to confront his new enemy, he's faced with Jeon Jeongguk. aka: Oh No! He's Hot!

Vmin

would you (oh yes, i do) by hammersandstrings G | 4.9k | AU | Jimin and Taehyung’s best friends get engaged, and suddenly marriage seems like a really wonderful idea.

Namkook

Prom? by starlit_tae T | 7.7k | AU | Jungkook doesn't want to go to prom because he doesn't have a date. Enter Kim Namjoon, Jungkook's older brother's hot best friend and long-time childhood crush, who very kindly offers to take him. (Spoiler: Jungkook says yes. And then immediately has a breakdown.)

if only to say you're mine by hammersandstrings G | 13.3k | AU | He really likes these people, Namjoon thinks with a start. Loves them, even, and that will make it so much worse when he and Jeongguk have to break up— Pretend to break up, that is. (Namjoon and Jeongguk are long-term fake boyfriends. It’s as bad of an idea as it sounds.)

Namgikook

tomorrow and tomorrow by bluering M | 8.6k | AU | whales, swimming through the blackness, between lifetime to lifetime, an endless song in their throats... [namjoon and yoongi rescue an android from a shipwreck]

Yoonminkook

I hate this (But do it again) by ryuks M | 5.3k | AU | Try as he might like to pretend, Yoongi prefers having his two boyfriends Jimin and Jeongguk barge into his studio demanding he take care of himself more than anything else. There's that and when they boop his nose for literally no goddamn reason. Yoongi really likes those. Or: Yoongi loves Jimin and Jeongguk and they just love him right back.

#jikook #yoonkook #yoonjinkook #yoonjin #hopekook #vmin #namkook #namgikook #yoonminkook #fic rec #fanfic rec #bts #I didn't read that much this month

[phantom-of-notre-dame]

NEW

My live reaction to the West End production of The Grinning Man: Apeshit Edition (Act 1)

I wrote everything down first so here’s a wild ride

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Ah, Julian

Less flamboyant than Bristol

"Lon Don. Yes Lon Don"

Trafalgar Fair? Ew

We get it, you gotta make references to places

Don't like the speed

Low note!

Violin?

Baaa-kilphedro

Snake rattle!

Yes, draw that note out

0-100 real quick

Too rigid

Ooooh, the "Did you think a change of king" theme during Angelica's intro

Laughing at Barkilphedro?

Oh, it's not Sean as King Clarence

What happened to the "oooo"s during "look at my unhappy children"? They sound like sheep

HATE the new lyrics

EWAN BLACK

WHERE? IS THE PICKLED HORSE???

I didn't think it was possible for David to be More Twink than before

Egyptian lavender? How do you know where it's from, Mr. Organ Grinder?

Why Osric yelling?

Why Barkil yelling???

I CANNOT hear Barkil's laughter

Still hate the speed

"This pissing song" is a phrase I hate

RATING: 3/10 (damn can't believe I did that)

Give Me Back My Mother

Mr. Maskell, I was not prepared for that vibrato with how nasally it sounded?

Hate the speed

Woah, Lady Trelaw admitting to her son that she's gonna die? Don't like that

Why is that beat happening?

Grinpayne breaking into a sob "I promise you my mothe-" 😟

RATING: Initially 4/10, but the ending made it 6/10

Hymn of the Hanged Man

The gradual speed-up freaks me out

But that creepy breath thing to show Hazlitt "coming back to life" is nice

Ewan's tone is different

Louis sounded a little freaked out at "Uhh" you're dead." Nice

Also "Uhh you're dead." Nice.

Why is the piano still going so fast???

Who is panting? Hazlitt? Sir, why?

"The cause that I fought for refuses to die" okay, not mad at it

It's a banger, but it shouldn't be

"Fight for the cause that your little needs" N I C E

That was such an aggressive "FIGHT"

"There's blood in my nightmares" Bro the rhythm doesn't fit with those lyrics

Hate the next two lines

"But I know that I don't want to die" Nice

Hazlitt, stop being so aggro.

Okay, I love the vow to remember his mother and to protect the baby, but as a transition to "By the laws of every land" it's gross

Hate the speed

Also, is this in a different key? Or is Louis doing something weird with his voice

"Help us!" That's good shit it sounds so strained I love it

Get the fuck out of here with that pre-recorded wolf howl shit ew

Mojo has TWO (2) actors. Why can't they do it?

RATING: 5/10

Stars in the Sky

Ah, Sean. Good to hear you properly, man.

The guitar? Gives off a vibe I don't hate

Wait, is it a guitar? Or is it a harp?

The way Louis says "Father?" is so strained it's gut-wrenching

It is not a guitar. Still does not answer questions

"Am I dreaming?" BOY I CRY

Grin, you're a little *too* coherent

A FLUTE! My home!

RATING: 7/10 I genuinely want to give it more but it doesn't deserve it

Beauty and the Beast

DRAMATIC BEAST NOISES

Why does Grinpayne make the Beast sound like an old man???

That final "bleh" was so abrupt Mr. Maskell P l e a s e

Sanne sounds heartbroken I know we talk about Theatre Kid Grinpayne, but...

Theatre Kid DEA

"Kiss him" "Oh yes" BOY I DIE

MWAH mwah mwah mwah mwahmwahmwah ~~~

His emphasis on Lord oh my GOOOD

No "Dance with me" 😔

Why are they making surprise noises? At this point they're flying are they reacting to that?

Grinpayne scared of heights? My heart.

"Never did I dream that you would save me from despair" Louis why are you singing it so Dramatically?

Okay it's tender again

Louis and Sanne... sound like they have a similar range? Like they're singing same note same octave?

They're overpowering each other at different moments. Mostly Sanne (sorry, bb)

I'm sorry the Great Bell of WHAT? I don't speak British.

Also, they cut out my favorite bit!

The "Is your love a kind of healing?/ Your kiss of life has..."

RATING: 6/10 (It was 7, but the Bell had to ruin it)

Something's Going to Change

Since this song wasn't in Bristol, I have no idea what to expect

The intro kinda gives me "Why We Build the Wall" vibes?

"What do you dream of, Dea?" My HEART

"A father who loved me" Loved? Past tense? Bitch!

I just realized Grinpayne never said Mojo's name in Bristol. I'm glad he does it here.

An ocean boiling with foam? What the fuck?

Yeah, this doesn't need to be a song

The overlap is MESSY -- let this be a regular scene

RATING: 4/10

I've Never Seen a Face Like This

Okay it really should be "I Have Never" contractions make it weird

Why do I hate this David's voice? It's Too Posh and Not Posh Enough at the same time

Also, he SAYS "I Have Never Seen " why did they do the title Like That

JosiANAr~~~

A little more musical than Stuart Neall, less dramatic

The way he says "This man has changed my world" is... Off. Rhythmically it's off the way he says "my world" specifically

What is that string instrument doing? I'm assuming it's a violin when he says "an angel with the mutilated cheek" ; it's a screechy thing

It's a cool effect if this were a podcast

That laugh David, good God

"Oh really?" B R O

"Like this?" Like what?

Screechy thing again

"H-o-o-o-ooorn" Josiana, queen!

"All right, tell me" considering how deep your voice went, Josiana, I'd say you're trying to seduce him

"More ugly and erotic than a visit TO THE ZOO" Jesus Christ, David

Unrelated, but I think we deserve to have the Erotic Breakfast Dance in a TGM cast album

I love Amanda Wilkin

"Starts ScReAmInG-ng in the pit of your soul" Don't like the pit addition

"Through your MoWtH"

"And you're utterly... l o s t"

It speeds up weird, very rigid

"That's why I'm jumping up and down and screaming HAĻŁEĹUJÂH" bro

Don't mind the new lyrics

I. Have. Ne. Ver. ~~Smiled~~

Since it's a live recording, I get to hear the audience go ham

RATING: 8/10

Born Broken

Oh, boy here we go

I love this song, So Sean, Louis, and Sanne better not FUCK IT UP

Oh don't like subtle lyric changes

Why'd she draw out "Disharmony"? I don't Like It

Stop changing the lyrics! The Bristol ones were perfectly fine!

Sanne's a little pitchy? Sorry, bb

Okay, thank you for not having Ursus say "Bury your pain/Start life again" 3 times in a row

Also, is that a theremin? It sounds too fake to be a theremin, but idk

Hate the speed

The "Laughter is the Best Medicine" theme with the cymbals is PEAK CHAOS

"No! Not ToDaY! Today I will ShOw them the pain of my *NOT* 👏 knowing" Louis what are you doing?

He sounds like a petulant child; it's so goddamn funny

Also, Josiana, David, and Barkil *just* showed up oh my gooood

"Barkilphedro, get down! I can't see" Josiana just step on him

The way David says "get ready to shit kittens"

RATING: 6/10

I am the Freak Show

Too Musical, Louis

"I'm the stuuuuff..."

It's so quiet

"I'm the shadow who walks in the night" where's the pizzazz? Did Dea replace you as the Resident Theatre Kid?

I miss Bristol's "and I strrrip all the stars in the sky" 😔

Okay, the "Who am I?" was Theatre Kid Grinpayne adequate

"I'm the source *oF yOuR fEaRs* I cannot articulate it through text but he sounds like a gremlin

"I'm the whisper of doubt in your ears" then why ain't you whispering?

WIPE The tears you cry!

yOuR PiTy...

Mr. Maskell, what are you doing???

The "I am the Freak Show" is so rigid and aggressive, Jesus

Oh he is straight up Not Having a Good Time Right Now

Hate the speed

fUUUUUCK MEEEEEeeee

Josiana ma'am I'm begging you

Who is applauding right now? The real audience? If so, why?

"It's even better than the last time" David you sound like a proud parent, what the hell?

It. Cannot... BEEEEE

Barkilphedro, why did you go up at least 1.5 octaves there???

He shattered a mirror asdfjkl

RATING: 7/10 (was 6; Josiana & Barkilphedro brought it up)

Brand New World of Feeling

So I've listened to this before, but I'll give it a solid review

This scene should be called "Josiana's Letter" but that's just me

Very rigid

Amanda Wilkin send tweet

With a. sshhiver of paIN

Not a big fan of Grinpayne's new lyrics

That honkytonk! I love it!

I can't really understand Josiana's new lyrics but I don't like them

Like the Cut. Of. A Kniiifeee^uh

It's a Banger! Groove with me, babey!

You're what at the riverbank? My hearing comprehension is piss poor, apparently

Very "Pharaoh's Song" from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat vibes

RATING: 7/10

A Scar is Born!

Why is the exclamation point there?

Oh Sanne's "Grinpayne"s are heartbreaking

"Something is scorching the air 'round my head" Bro you don't get to sing that; it does not sound right

I miss the Bristol harmonies

Osric what happened to your voice?

ooo-ee-YOU-ee (I do not know how to describe that sound)

I'm Law-ghing like St. Frahncis

Hate the speed

"I've got a funny feeling in my hand/ it's feeling kind of freer like a brain that's been trepanned" hate this

Based on this and the Egyptian lavender bit, I think Osric was a nobleman's son who ran away to join the circus

Whatever the fuck happened here, I cannot describe it (1:05-1:08)

Grinpayne your lines are stupid

Still miss the Bristol harmonies

Hate the new lyrics

Hate that ending

RATING: 3/10

#the grinning man #madeline's lon don reaction #lon don reactions