Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
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I have had it with this likescolding. “Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm so likes don’t actually do anything” motherfucker I am not clicking that heart to give some post better ~algorithmic visibility~ I am clicking that heart to help my internet friend microdose on serotonin as god fucking intended
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dropout tv is like . what if there was an animal shelter but it was for 30 yr olds with BAs in Theater
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Heading into fall like 🍂✨🐈⬛✨🍂
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Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why
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She just sat contented in the comfy chair as I built this up around her
I call this installation “The Cat of Amontillado.”
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i love products that make up words that sound like they could've come from tumblr
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