I just want everybody to think about this for, like, two seconds. Think about what Shelby has done. She has found not one but two magical, lifesaving bags. She is persistently optimistic, almost as if she knows that we are not in actual danger. She uses icebreaker after icebreaker to pump us for information like some sort of slumber party spy, and not to mention, she didn't eat any of the fucking mussels.
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So your electric toothbrush hasn't seen any action? I mean, we've all just assumed.
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I got this whole life mapped out. I'm gonna go to L.A. and cash in this heinous watch, get an apartment at Vine, where all the influencers live. No idea what any of that means.
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If we go out, and I'm not so sure that we won't, it's not gonna be at each other's throats, because there is zero fucking dignity in that. I've been thinking. First few days of this, we were on every paper, every channel, news vans in front of your houses, sticking microphones in front of your moms and your dads and your dogs. A couple more days go by and maybe it's only the local news. A few more days and... country A invades country B. Elijah Wood dies, Sasha Obama rips a bong, and then... we're no longer in the conversation. The world's moved on. And I mean, maybe we've got some diehards out there, people who love you enough to keep making noise and pounding the pavement, but it's been days and searches don't last forever, not without leads and not without cash. We are stuck here. The least we could do is not kill each other, 'cause trust me, this place can take care of that just fine on its own. Jeanette might've been the lucky one. The one who went out quick.
THE WILDS
1x07: “Day Fifteen”
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It just sucks that we're out here again with nothing over our heads. Carnivores aren't the deadliest force in the wild, you know. Don't make me guess what is. Exposure. Slow killer.
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Sometimes, alone is safer.
That's not the conventional wisdom.
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That sounds really unappealing, and I'm exhausted, and there's rescue coming. So, for those reasons, I'm out.
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TONI & MARTHA
The Wilds | 1x01: Day One
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DOT & FATIN
The Wilds | 1x10: “Day Twenty-Three”
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