#they are SO HANDSY

[cloudpalettes]

feeling playful 🐲🦊

#mdzs #mdzs fanart #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #mxtx #touchy feely handsy shenanigans #im so delirious have some sorta implied tenderhorny wx #one day i woke up with the thought of wwx touching? holding? lwj's dragon horn #i'll let you think about the rest #KYA #IM SO SHY #pls look at their hands i worked hard on them

[komaedologist]

When fiona and cake comes out im so fucked

#fiona and cake #simon petrikov #ice king #adventure time #my art #kanayatrix #ouuu he is such a handsy boy #i will mourn him so #doodle page

[bass-alien]

sometimes a girl just wants be someones little spoon while being felt up 🥺

#it’s me #I’m that girl #I love me someone who can’t keep their hands off me #like be handsy with me so I know it’s real

[mythtiide]

what the fuck kind of production meeting is this

#signalis #signalis falke #signalis adler #drawing dis was a new kind of hell i think #<- tbh ‼️ drawing character interaction like this is just hard for me in general #its totally one of my bigger art goals for dis year i thinj #i wanna!!…!!!!!!! draw them being handsy together…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #but its hard 😔 #ANYWAYS! hardhips aside i really like this …… #i think it turned out suuuper good #especially adlers arm (thats holding the clipboard) ….. that gave me so much trouble yall dont even know #theres still things ive noticed that i kinda want to fix but! im forcing myself not to because if i did we would be here literally all day #myth.art

[dirtychainsawconfessions]

I can see Chop-Top being extremely showy. Like, flaunting you to everyone. Showing you off to his band mates, friends...even customers at the Last Chance Gas Station. But he also makes sure you *know* you're his. He'd fuck you hard while mumbling and groaning about how your his and nobody else's, and how he'd literally kill for you.

#notsafe #confession #Chop Top Sawyer #Choptop #The Texas Chainsaw Massacre #Texas Chainsaw Massacre #tcm #The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 #tcm 2 #slashers #slasher fucker #Anon do you know how absolutely rabid this confession makes me??? I think about this all the time 🤤 #Personally I imagine he would be incredibly obsessive over a partner and a bit possessive #And I fully believe that he'd be the handsy-est guy on the planet and has zero boundaries so that extends to all the time 🤭

[jarpadandjensens]

Jib con 11 || Handsy Jared

#jarededit #jensenedit #J2edit #spncreatorsdaily #J2 #jared padalecki #jensen ackles #jibcon #jibcon 2023 #lipglosskaz #handsy jared #he is so entertaining #Jensen did so well #to keep a straight face #J2* #J2C #JP* #JPC

[willowser]

aww aww bakugou will stand beside you in the midst of all his friends, glancing down at you too often until you finally ask him what the deal is, and he'll just shrug and his ears will go red and he'll look down into his cup like there's something interesting in there

and all you'll get is a murmured, "...look nice."

#i feel like compliments from him are always so unexpected #and you *know* he thinks you look nice because he'll stand behind you in the doorway as your waiting to be let in #and fiddle with the back of your shirt and maybe he'll stroke a large hand down your back all comforting #HANDSY #what a baby i love him i wanna chew on him #sir ma'am it is time for you to hush and go to bed thanks #✿ willow writes #✿ shut up willow #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: domestic bakugou

[knifepervert]

#aew #all elite wrestling #jay white #tony schiavone #so handsy lol #gifs #mine: gifs #mine: aew gifs

[skelekins]

Day 5 - Lazy

U3U they had a long night

Snaps belongs to @didderd

#suggestive #dont mean snaps hands aint gonna wander #even in sleep they get handsy lmao #>:O i know im late but only two more days #im gonna do it >:O #skelekins art #snaps sans #snaps x kelek #kelek #snaps #they sleepings #sdjlsjfls #i need to work on fuckin anatomy and perspective #U3U snaps face lookin cute tho so tahts the most important part #cuddles #his souls squished under kelek if u wanna know where tf it is #tho itd be hilarioust o draw it over kelek #sansxyouweek2023 #7 days of snaps except 1 because that was fumes alkjfaklfjda

[whitepain]

#morston #colter morston my beloved #john: *dying and physically needs to be carried* Me: omg theyre so handsy with each other... Are they in love? #arthur should've kissed his booboos better #i love this mission sooooo much.... such a great introduction to them and by their dialogue alone you can tell they have history #John was bleeding out on the whole way back to camp if i was arthur i wouldve gotten the blood stained snow put it in a canteen #and drank that shit UP

[player1064]

Love your drabbles! I cannot stop reading and sharing them. I have another prompt if you are still taking them! It would be interesting to see Gaz defend his Jamie when he is invited as a special guest to that CBS show Jamie is on. Would love to see protective Gary against Kate Abdo with Big Meeks laughing in the background and Titi being torn between helping Kate or (rightfully) knowing when a battle is lost. Maybe a dib at Kate how being a host is easy money compared to being actual pundits & analysts

kinda obsessed w this prompt being sent like a day before Jamie ran his big mouth on live tv and got in trouble for it (though tbh he's ALWAYS running his big mouth and what he said abt kate not being loyal wasn't even up there with worst mistakes imo it's just the one that happened to go viral). but also YES I am obseeeeessed with the UCL Today gang's dynamic the banter.... the thinly veiled dislike between Jamie and Kate.... chefs kiss

Also, this ficlet can be considered part of the wife-gary saga and having said that I'm wondering if I should have that as a tag so the other prompt fills in that universe are easier to find......

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“Joining us in the studio today is one of the most decorated British footballers of all time, with over a hundred appearances in the Champions’ league and two titles to show for it, it’s Gary Neville. Gary, welcome to the show.”

Gary, who’d been grimacing awkwardly through Kate’s introduction, shakes his head around a bit and then gives her a smile. “Glad to be here, I –”

“—hold on, hold on,” Jamie interrupts, “can we go back to the ‘two titles’ thing for a second?”

“Yes, James, I have two Champions’ league medals,” Gary says, turning to look at Jamie with one unimpressed eyebrow raised. “As many as everyone else in this studio combined, I believe. What’s not clickin’, can you not count that high?”

To Jamie’s left, Micah doubles over with laughter, but Jamie just shakes his head, reaching a hand out to Gary’s chest, pushing him back in his seat. “No, no, Gary, why don’t you tell our audience how many games you played to earn that second medal, eh?”

Before Gary has a chance to defend himself, Kate primly says “about thirty more across his career than you did, Jamie,” which sets the whole table off laughing again while Jamie sits glaring in the middle of it all.

*

Jamie, as the lone Scouser in the cast and the only one not to have won a Premier league (besides Kate, obviously, but she doesn’t count), often feels ganged up on at CBS. And to have Gary on as a guest, even though he’d agreed to the idea (and quite enthusiastically, though don’t tell Gary that), feels like an extra kick in the shin.

Because not only is Gary, Mister Manchester United, getting obvious favouritism from lifelong United supporter Kate, he has the more crucial advantage that nobody in America knows who he is.

This means that Gary on CBS is not ‘below-average defender who only achieved what he did through obsessive hard work and sucking up to Fergie’, no, Gary on CBS is ‘best full-back of his generation, Manchester United and England legend, one of the top 10 most decorated British footballers of all time, and David fucking Beckham’s best mate.’

When you look at it like that, it’s a lot harder to find something to tease him about.

Jamie still manages, of course, he’s spent the past decade making a career out of insulting Gary Neville and he’s damn good at it. Over the course of the show he’s able to get in a few digs about his nose, his hair, his weight, his dress sense. But that’s all appearance stuff, which is easy – one look at Gary and the jokes basically write themselves.

What that says about Jamie, the idiot who went and married him, he’s not sure.

Everyone around the table is joking about Istanbul, which is easy enough to do if you weren’t there, which none of them were, and it’s enough to get Jamie’s blood boiling. He’s getting ready to launch into a rant about how it was one of the greatest games in footballing history when Kate cracks a line about how Jamie’s successes were all dumb luck, and Gary’s face scrunches up in displeasure.

“Oh, I’m – I’m not sure that’s fair, really,” he says quietly, glancing back at Jamie as he does. “Don’t get me wrong, that Liverpool team were nowhere near Champions’ league winner quality, I’m sure James would agree w’me on that –” Jamie, very reluctantly, nods. “—I mean, they finished fifth in the league that season, got knocked out of the FA cup their first game. There’s always a bit of luck to be fair, gettin’ to a Champions’ league final, but credit where it’s due – they were a scrappy little team, and that win was well deserved.”

On Gary’s right, Thierry nods in agreement, which is quite possibly the highest praise Jamie’s ever received from the man, and even Kate gives Jamie an awkward little smile once Gary’s done talking.

Under the desk, Jamie drops a hand to Gary’s knee and gives it an appreciative little squeeze.

*

As soon as the cameras are all off Jamie wastes no time in grabbing Gary by the wrist to pull him onto his lap, where he sort of half-perches half-hovers because he’s nervous about putting all his weight on Jamie’s knees (even though Jamie keeps telling him it’s fine).

Gary makes no complaints at being manhandled, just smiles fondly down at Jamie and pinches his cheek. “Look at you, you vain fuck. What I said were barely complimentary and it’s still got you all over me.”

Jamie ignores this (because they both know it’s true) and surges forward to kiss Gary instead, paying no mind to the others still in the vicinity of the desk while they get their earpieces and microphones unhooked. He hears a groan from Micah, and an exasperated sigh from Titi, but they can both go fuck themselves because Jamie’s horrible bastard of a husband willingly said something nice about Liverpool on live television, and if that’s not cause for celebration then he doesn’t know what is.

When Gary breaks the kiss with a pleased little hmph and gets up to wander over to the snack table, Jamie is left to face his colleagues, all three of them looking at him with faces twisted in an attempt to suppress their laughter.

“Man like Jamie,” Micah says gleefully, clapping his hands together. “I knew you was bringin’ the missus on for a reason, this is like foreplay for the two a’yous, innit?” As soon as he finishes the sentence, he shudders at his own words, then adds “oh, ew, that’s like thinking about your parents, don’t want to know any more.”

“I think you’re onto something there, Meeks,” Kate laughs, “and here I was thinking he’d brought him on to show off his trophy wife.”

Jamie wants to protest that he did not bring Gary onto the show, he’s not the one who made the suggestion and it’s definitely not showing off or foreplay or whatever else his colleagues can come up with, but then Kate’s nudging him in the side with a smirk and saying “Trophy wife, Jamie, get it? Because he has a lot more trophies than –”

Jamie stomps off to go find his stupid annoying and very very successful trophy wife before Kate is able to finish the thought and prompt him to say something he might regret.

#the trophy wife line came to me halfway through writing this and then tbh the rest of the fic became centred around #being able to get that in. bc its SO funny to me. even though it's dumb #also idk if an american audience would know who gary is or not. so i was assuming they wouldn't #carraville #drabbles #wife gary saga #<- making this a tag now. will go back and add it to the others at some point #OH also jamie getting handsy over gary being nice to him is 100% from the bit in sara's fic where they're talking about love languages #just btw

[shadow0-1]

Alone in the offices

#call of duty #modern warfare #blender renders #call of duty modern warfare #cod mwii #mwii #phillip graves #philip graves #ship: high places #oc: jax #jackie ramirez #heuuheuughhhu #when no one else is in so you get a little handsy #as you do #blah blah being a brat and a tease #CoD OC

[lilacevans]

soft!drunk!ari gives me

✨butterflies✨

i don’t have any thing thots cause he makes my brain empty

he’s so gentle, so warm, smiley; just so happy. his hands running all over you as he holds you close to his chest, your legs planted either side of his thighs after being scooped up from the carpet. getting you to taste the whisky on his tongue, shot-gunning smoke past your parted lips. hand heavy on the back of your neck as his other hand grips your hip, guiding your hips down against his cock

#lila answers #nonnie ask #pete’s place #ari: pete’s place #ari levinson #chris evans smut #ari levinson smut #he’s so handsy help

[vlasdygoth]

Uhmmm

#mgs #ocelhira #handsy.. #cant tell if j like this but im sick so . what ever

[dirtychainsawconfessions]

ok just like hear me out fr. i feel like choptop would just hump your leg like a dog, like just actin on his urges if he got too aroused yknow?? dont matter if he got pants on or not mfer will just do it, whimpering and shit. maybe nubbins would do the same but thats a whole different can of worms for me.

#notsafe #confession #Chop Top Sawyer #Choptop #The Texas Chainsaw Massacre #Texas Chainsaw Massacre #The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 #tcm #tcm 2 #slasher fucker #slashers #I feel like Chop Top would be incredibly handsy and grabby at all times with a partner ❤️‍🔥 #I think all of the Sawyers have problems with not immediately acting on their urges in some way or another obviously #But for him specifically I imagine he's incredibly clingy. Always close and always wanting to touch. So when horny? 👀

[marley-manson]

fake fight vs real fight

#mash #my gifs #m*a*s*h #i stopped partway thru the episode to make this and now i have to go back and finish it #i was considering a full gifset comparing their fight in this ep to like most of their future fights in various ways but i'm too lazy for #that so here you get bj getting handsy