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shyjusticewarrior · 5 months

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Damian Living On Tim's Murder Boat AU Part 3

Bernard, singing: A single mom who works two jobs, she loves her kids and never stops~

Damian: Dowd keeps singing that song over and over, I think he's broken.

Tim: You're thinking of records, not people.

Bernard: Do you like the mloukhieh I made you?

Damian: It's not as good as my mother's, of course.

Bernard: Of course.

Damian: But it's an acceptable replacement.

Damian: What do you organize your books by? It's not alphabetical, it's not genre, it's not date of publishing.

Damian: It's not something pedestrian as color of the cover. So what is your system?

Tim: Vibes.

Damian: What?

Tim: Vibes.

Damian: What?!

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seizethedeansofproduction · 1 year

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#me when I #chefs kiss #this is a post about in no particular order:#community nbc #abbott elementary #parks and rec #ted lasso #only murders in the building #mythic quest #found family

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spicy-apple-pie · 8 months

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Thank you @cdelphiki for giving us a Damian that is a normal(ish) eight year old boy.

(GO READ THE IN FOR A POUND SERIES RIGHT NOW ITS SO GOOD)

#i know most people follow me for tmnt stuff #but batman and tmnt are so closely related in terms of found family #i've never picked up a batman comic #but i love this little murder baby so much #damian wayne #batman #robin #batman comics #dc comics #baby damian wayne #fanart of a fanfic #fan ception #spicy's batman #I also want to do a cross over comic of Precedent!Jason RE!Jason and TTB!Jason #all the baby jasons

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anotherpapercut · 9 months

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the abolitionism leaving my body when I think about trump dying in federal prison

#now i dont agree with the death penalty #and im not rooting for this #HOWEVER there is a teeny tiny chance he could legitimately face the death penalty for felony murder #and it would be. kinda funny. probably especially to the families of the people whos execution he rushed through at the end of his term #anyway found the image thanks guys #for the record i know trump going to prison is entirely different from like a normal ass person but i still dont think prisons should exist #unfortunately they do tho and it would be great to see him face 1 consequence

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gh0styai · 9 months

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It’s not perfect… but it’s a family nonetheless.

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pikinanouart · 6 months

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Headcanon: When they're watching a movie, they spends 90% of the time being offended by the lack of accuracy of the plot or the fights.

#spy x family #sxf yor #sxf loid #twiyor #Loid found at least 37 ways they could have caught the murderer in the first half of the movie #Yor will get mad if it's not realistic enough #Yor's like UR DOING IT WRONG!#pre reveal this is funny #post reveal it's cute

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sorcerersandskillusers · 3 months

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Just want to remind people that Fukuzawa is 100% down to murder anyone he thinks is a threat to the ADA

It's so funny to me that a character like Fukuzawa, who seems too tranquil and values life so much, is also the first to jump to murder if the situation needs it

#honestly pretty much all the ADA are down for murder #found family but they're all feral #bsd #bungou stray dogs #president fukuzawa #bsd fukuzawa #the armed detective agency #the ada

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hoolay-boobs · 9 months

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I’M SO GLAD NIMONA IS SO POPULAR AND WELL LIKED I’M SO GLAD YOU ALL LOVED IT BECAUSE “disgruntled accidental bad guy who unintentionally caused havoc and is in love with a man who is under ridiculous pressure to ‘defeat’ him” AND “teen girl who wants to blow up the world and bite bite bite bite bite-” IS LITERALLY THE FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN TWO OF MY OC’S AND I CAME UP WITH THAT YEARS BEFORE WATCHING THIS MOVIE GODS I CAN’T WAIT TO FINISH WRITING MY BOOK

#pseudo sibling friendship #disgruntled accidental bad guy + murdergirl #with a splash of pseudo father + daughter found family #nimona movie #nimona #nimona boldheart #mari shouts #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #nimona ballister #nimona ambrosius #ballister x ambrosius #ambrosius x ballister #nimona my little murder shark #nimona my beloved

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earlgodwin · 2 months

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— you would end your pain?

#it's extremely bittersweet that juan was the only one in the family who felt cesare's constant pain #it's why he was glad to found something to relate to with his brother and even smiling with relief #the idea that juan finding solace in the fact that he could empathize with cesare as he endured pain all the time as well hits so hard #but of course for different reasons but if only juan knew that cesare lusted over being a soldier badly that he'd even kill for it #david: “juan’s attempt at relieving pain is through closeness and hugging and love...#...while cesare’s attempt to relieve his pain is through murder and fratricide...#...when he forgives cesare at the end saying how they’re brothers and wants to be together. i think that’s genuine.”#juan borgia #cesare borgia #the borgias #theborgiasedit #david oakes #juan and cesare #perioddramaedit #dailyworldcinema #userperioddrama #tvarchive #cinemapix #filmgifs #by jen

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0rangedjuice · 8 months

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Never let it be said that The Queen doesn't have a sense of humor.

#utmv #horror sans #horrortale #horrortale aliza #aliza is in the acceptance stage of grief #sans is still in bargaining #found family but the murder attempt isn't far enough back to joke about yet #draws u gayly

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moved-point · 1 year

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She watched him try to draw with a purple crayon for three hours, she has SOME decency.

#CAN YOU TELL I DREW THIS ON A COMPUTER TOUCHPAD???#CAN YOU??#murderdrones #murderdrones fanart #art #found family #sort of #sibling goals #murder drones #fanart #microsoft paint #ms paint #murderdrones n #murderdrones uzi #headcannons

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mystiffox · 20 days

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— bad sanses [crescents] redesign

heyy! thought i'd make a lil debut/intro to my canon utmv (named blue's verse bc i am So Original) starting from night and the gang :]

if anyone has any questions about my verse, you're more than welcomed to ask!! i'd be happy to talk about these skellies bc they occupy most of my brain rn

Killer goes by Shiv while Horror goes by Axe based on their main weapons. Dust goes by Lav, short for Lavender. Nightmare still uses the same name, but the boys always call him Night :]

clothing notes (and extras):

Shiv is the one with the most fashion sense, but even he's been lazy and decided to just walk around wearing a funny t-shirt and shorts sometimes. Definitely the one who gets everyone clothes during supply runs (yes he's fashion besties with plum). Likes clothes with many pockets for storage, too! Whether that's got snacks or daggers in them, you'll just have to dig around yourself /lh

Axe wears lumberjack/farmer-esque clothing to hint at his connection to Farmtale! Farmtale is protected by Nightmare (in secret) as it harbors the last of Horrortale's survivors— the AU was too corrupted to sustain itself— while also being the Crescents' main food supply. The patched jeans and sleeveless vest are actually gifts from the Farm brothers. Them and Axe (+ Axe's brother, Oak) are very close, subsequently making Farmtale a second home to the Crescents.

Lav prefers oversized clothing and probably likes to use weighted blankets to ground himself. Shiv dresses him up most, and Lav just tells him to get dark/neutral clothes with purple accents for him. It feels nice to be taken care of. Usually wears a beanie/cap when he’s at home and is without his hood (has the shortest tail out of the trio, hides it well).

Night prefers fancy-casual because he knows how it feels to wear clothes that didn't fit/weren't comfy for him (still has his old crown, somewhere..). Definitely wears a nightrobe at home too. Technically the necklace is a vial of his own negativity(?) extracted by Sci. I wanted to make it so that everyone else has that on certain charms/pendants infused with that same negativity to act as a hidden tracker for Night to pinpoint where his boys are (and his own necklace could act as an emergency booster if Night gets too weak)

[older ref version]

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chipistrate · 7 months

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Day 5: It Was Just A Glitch!

Princess Quest ending but Gregory was just a little bit too late Sorry this is a day late the universe was kicking my ass yesterday lmao

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sarilolla · 3 months

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Y’all know shovel talks, right? The whole “hurt them and I/we will hurt you” type of thing, most commonly against a romantic interest by the family/friends of the person in question?

Now think about that, but reverse

Romantic partner/interest low-key or even high-key threatening family members of the person in question

NOW imagine Poppy being 20% more unhinged/feral (and Branch revealing a bit about his brothers earlier, how they abandoned him and stuff)

I want you to imagine sweet Poppy, Queen of the happy-go-lucky Pop Trolls, casually showing off the knuckledusters she stole got from Branch in the second movie, just to her friends or to Viva, gushing about how her sweet boyfriend let her keep this very useful and pretty weapon, in front of his brothers

…Way too excited to write unhinged/protective Poppy for my Hanahaki fic fr

#dreamworks trolls #trolls band together #trolls poppy #trolls branch #brozone #tw violence implied #tw violence #let my girl by unhinged goddammit #tbh all of Branch’s friends/found family are gonna look at BroZone with murder in their eyes in Hanahaki #i find it funny #branch just finds it sweet but asks them to tone it down (eventually)#technically Hanahaki branch but she’s also that protective in different beat just more composed since she has been queen since she was five

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bnha-more-like-bnh-gay · 8 months

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Shouto: my friends are typically very nice. But they’re also assholes.

Shouto: I was on the phone with some of my class yesterday and Iida’s brother comes in and gives him something that he said reminded him of Iida

Shouto: after ingenium leaves, Iida turns back to his phone and goes, “Shouto, that’s what familial affection looks like if you were wondering.”

#the way I fucking cackled when she said it 😭😭😭#why are the people I associate with intent on murdering me 💀#one of them looks at me and goes ‘your favorite trope is found family isn’t it…’#and proceeds to say ‘you probably have a lot of oc’s that you traumatize’#bnha #mha #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect my hero academia quotes #mha incorrect quotes #incorrect izucrew #shoto todoroki #todoroki shouto

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khryptid · 1 month

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I don’t know why but,,,

Former adult assassin Robin and former child assassin Sanji, both on the run from a terrible past, meeting on the Going Merry and instantly clicking.

Like “Yes, this is my older/younger sibling who I care for deeply and would inarguably commit war crimes for.”

#one piece #robin nico #nico robin #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #found family #sometimes your found family is you and your murder sibling #one piece fluff

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