#they are gay though

[coconuts-are-mammals]

So this fine individual said something about the Bad Batch animating bloopers like they did with older Pixar movies, and that got me thinking about what a Clone Wars blooper series would look like

The Jedi:

- Obi-Wan trips. Constantly. It’s a hazard, and has cost the studio probably about eighty hours, if all the bloopers were to be added together. He also drops things 24/7, and Cody, who, if he isn’t in the scene, always darts out of the camera man place to pick the stuff up before vanishing.

-Anakin can never get his lines straight. He says things like ‘You republicans are no match for us seperatists- wait’. He mutters his lines a lot as well, and he’s almost never satisfied with the end result of the recordings. He makes weird faces, too. He’s new to this.

-Ahsoka is.... well, Ahsoka. She breaks things CONSTANTLY. It became an established rule to never let her out of sight EVER early on during Season 1. She enjoys pranking the actors as well, which a certain parental someone totally doesn’t condone. 

-Kit Fisto is always doing Kit Fisto things. He has, on multiple occasions, stepped on camera in a nightdress holding a bagel and a cup of tea. During interviews, he’s constantly spoiling things, and typically, Mace has to join him, because spoilers would have to be waterboarded out of him.

-Mace Windu is always going off script in the most nonsensible yet perfect ways, to the point where the director has considered letting him do his own thing and seeing how that would end up. The director has tried that once, but it was so hilarious and there was so much swearing that they couldn’t keep it in (unfortunate).

-Plo Koon sleeps. Quite a bit. If anyone turns their back for more than a minute, he’s curled up behind some obscure prop taking a nap. He fell asleep once when he was supposed to be acting unconscious, and during a climactic cinematic fight scene someone trips over him and breaks his rib. He is very proud of this, because it was the first injury (first of many) to be had on set.

-Shaak Ti can hardly stop herself from laughing whenever she’s in scenes. She’s an excellent actor, but when around her close friends, she just can’t stop herself from bursting out into a laughing fit. Either that, or little snorts can occasionally be heard from her place in the Council Room. Also, like Ahsoka, she loves pranks. She once hid a woopie cushion under Mace’s chair in the Council Room. After he had brushed with a heart-attack, he laughed for fifteen minutes, his record.

The Clones:

-Cody always memorizes his lines. He’s perfect. The best. He likes to scold Rex when he can’t get his lines right. He is, surprisingly, English, but he does an excellent American accent. He once let go of his orderly self for a season and a half, because he and Obi-Wan were doing an elaborate prank that they were dating, which fooled everyone. Since then, it has been accepted that they are, in fact, dating, and everything since then has been an illusion. They even had a ‘wedding’. Satine, Obi-Wan’s wife, was the one who took the role of the Priest.

-Rex curses. Profusely. There’s been a gag ever since Season 2 that whenever he’d curse, everyone would shout ‘LANGUAGE.’ Initially, it was just Cody who did this, as he would also always cup Ahsoka’s ears because she was too precious to hear such words. Was. Now, they fear they may have another Rex on their hands since she’s older.

-Fives knocks stuff over a lot. He also always goes off script, and doesn’t always have the intention of making it seem in character, which has led to some pretty hilarious stuff. He loves pranks, and often teams up with Hardcase to do them. He once covered the set of Krell’s office in tiny rubber ducks. And yes, they were all glued.

-Hardcase is a little prankster. Well, not little. He has done such elaborate pranks that he actually got an award for it. One of those includes the time he yelled ‘INCOMING’ and was rammed into a defective camera that was about to be destroyed with a shopping cart. He has been assigned ‘destroyer of defective cameras and whatnot’ since. He also once stole Dooku’s tea, and the dear Count spent an entire day hunting down the culprit. Two things have changed since then; Dooku now keeps his tea in a vault and Hardcase is afraid of Dooku.

-Echo mixes up lines quite often as well. He studies scripts intensely and tries his hardest, but he still gets them wrong because he has a crappy memory. During scenes where he has on his helmet, he has only his right side available because his left is occupied by the script. Because of this, he whispers into the ears of Anakin and Fives when they forget their lines. He does this often.

The Seperatists:

-Asajj is very well-humored, to the pain of her evil peers. She’s good friends with Shaak Ti, and the two are menaces. Many woopie cushions have been sat on, and many horns have been blown. She’s convinced that Dooku is a vampire, so she once threw garlic at him during a fight scene. ‘Always distract your enemies,’ she says.

-General Grievous hits his head constantly. He also trips over his cape, much like Obi-Wan, which is how they initially became friends. Sometime during the fifth season, the director noticed that all the Lightsabers were missing. He was then sent an out of context image of Grievous’s closet, which consisted of an immense pile of Lightsabers. He steals them every chance he gets, and is hellbent on getting Maul’s lightsaber, but he never lets it out of his sight. He often teams up with Asajj to steal lightsabers as well.

-Dooku was tired of the cast (in a good way) the moment he laid eyes on them. He ran out of *immature bleep* to give a while ago. He’s the ‘victim’ of many, MANY pranks and whatnot. One of these included Anakin and Ahsoka placing bets on how long they could lurk behind the Count and mime him until he noticed. Ahsoka managed this for ten minutes before the Count ‘nearly killed her’ with an unfortunately placed hand movement.. Anakin went an astounding twenty before Dooku tripped over him to get out of the scene.

#long post #I felt like Obi-Wan and Satine deserved to be married #this is all #Anakin Skywalker #Obi-Wan Kenobi #Ahsoka Tano #Kit Fisto #Mace Windu #Plo Koon #Shaak Ti #Fives #Hardcase #Echo #Rex #Cody #Codywan #but not really #they are gay though #nobody can deny this #General Grievous #Asajj Ventress #Asajj Shaak and Depa form the gaslight gatekeep girlboss trio #It is unspecified who is who #Also there's a blog that does art on this topic #But I regret to inform you all that I cannot find the blog #Star Wars: The Clone Wars #Star Wars: The Prequel Trilogy #Star Wars #Sw #ALSO FEEL FREE TO DRAW SOME OF THESE!!!!

[finsnsins]

going at it

when your day is filled with stress you should fill your hole with.. stress relief

full drawing is up on twt! link below the cut

https://x.com/finsnsins/status/1751100799776620838?s=46&t=0rTNMmOqtOE6CJH5AFbufA

#they’re so messy n desperate #I would be too if I was fighting a war tho ngl #they’re helping each other out! #like bros do #vld klance #klance #vld lance #lance mcclain #vld fandom #vld #vld fanart #voltron #keith voltron #keith kogane #queer ns/fw #t4t ns/fw #ns/fw #t4t nsft #gender fluid #genderfluid #genderfluid lance #ftm Keith #we loooove genderfluid lance in this house #bd/sm switch #ftm switch #uhh idk how to tag this #they are gay though #and trans #because I said so and I’m the one with the pen #they sloppy with it

[electiontrio]

i feel like we should talk about how cc!wilbur confirmed that there is subtext between c!tntduo that could be interpreted as romantic. and i mean ofc there was no romantic relations between them bc c!tntduo are way too toxic to date each other. so basically this is a win in my book /hj

#dsmp #tntduo #c!tntduo #c!wilbur #c!quackity #shitpost #kind of #but srsly did we expect cc!wilbur to straight up say theyre gay #/lh #they are gay though

[hollydogs]

warm

#oc art #coyote #wolf #yip(oc) #spider(oc) #perrenial(story) #lesbian #painting #idk how to tag this ill be real #they are gay though #oc

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[lesbianshepard]

while frustrating, the funniest response to historical erasure of same sex couples is people wildly overcorrecting and assuming any interaction between two men in history was a secret homosexual relationship covered up by Big Historian. i saw someone on r/sapphoandherfriend sincerely ask if Thomas Jefferson and John Adams were lovers.

#no bestie they were not #😭 they HATED each other #though iirc they chilled out later on in life #i dont doubt that there are enemies to lovers hamilton fanfics out there #but like. no. they were not in a gay relationship.

[nonasuch]

we can argue about queer rep in media until the heat death of the universe (and we will!) but u gotta admit: when someone says ‘the gay pirate show’ or ‘the gay vampire show’ or ‘the cartoon with the girlfriends with magic powers’ and you have to say “which one?” it feels pretty good

#‘the gay angel show’ is admittedly still kind of fraught right now though

[machinerot]

#my art #you know he was being a little shit #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #harrykim #disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #this is the first drawing ive managed to finish in over a year (we dont talk about the 3 million wips) #so thank you gay people for getting rid of my art block 🫶 i love you #i didnt use a reference though so apologies if the proportions look a bit wonky but GOD i had so much fun making this #ive missed Enjoying doing art. like actually enjoying the process and not just impatiently rushing for the finished piece #like maybe art IS fun.. #crazy. anyways #this sideblog is brand new so i doubt people will even see this but!! if you do then i should have some more DE art on the way :-)

[bogleech]

They oughta make nonsexual porn movies by which I do not mean just normal movies, I mean like a lonely housewife has no way to tip the pizza boy so she invites him in to show him her collection of rare lizards. A bus load of cheerleaders accidentally book the same hotel as one lucky undergrad who desperately needed feedback on a student film. Girl gets snowed in alone with her boyfriend's hot single dad who's been longing for the chance to teach her the right way to make spaghetti carbonara.

#i didn't do any gay ones though because its my understanding that gay situations already get the sex taken out too much

[snarky-magpie]

I've seen a lot of Jegulus hate in my feed lately for some reason, and this is my response to all of that:

#wouldn't he though? #what do we know #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #starchaser #dead gay wizards #the marauders #my otp

[cozylittleartblog]

i now understand how certain people felt when harpy eda was revealed 😳

prints here

#toh #the owl house #toh fanart #lilith clawthorne #hooty #toh finale #watching and dreaming #captioned #WOW. WOOO OW. GOODNESS. MA'AM. QPR PLEASE??? PLEASE??? WOW #i both literally am her and i want to kiss her. Wow! #she is the ideal woman. her particularly early 20th century fashion sense. she's a big nerd. she appreciates history. she's aroace. she's a #bird lady who can fly. she has curly hair. Oh Jeez It Does Not Get Better Than That #sorry anyway i cant believe i won twice in a row with ladies (queen and lilith) who are specifically tailored to me and no one else /j #digital art #illustration #a small victory against my art block even though this took like 4 or 5 days to chip through. but i did it #there are some parts i feel a little clueless about so #critiques welcome #lilith please pick me up and fly my gay ass off into the sunset please im beg

[kausparty]

hi so basically i've fallen into salmonmac hell and have sucked up every ounce of content like an ameoba. finished hit the road recently and i like their wedding outfits from the dress up minigame a normal amount

#this is my fav variation of them wearing wedding outfits but the ones from the cartoon are also very good. sam wearing a dress is everythin #though max in pants is just plain wrong 2 me so when they get legal gay married i think they should both wear dresses. *Nodding to myself* #also max looks different from in my last post Sorry i realized that this design is peak as it is and i shant do anything to it #sam and max #freelance husbands #drawn in graphite and colored digitally btw <3 #my art #RETURN OF THE BLANK BACKGROUND sorry i'll never change

[angelteethinr0t]

Some quick screenshot redraws of @cholvoq ‘s redesigns :D

They are quite messy and kinda shit looking so I apologise for that

#hazbin art #hazbin hotel #redesign #alastor #vaggie #or vihuela(I think that’s how it’s spelt?) #charlie morningstar #be gay do crimes #I don’t know how to clean up the background #I’m shit at drawing scenery #aspec #I rewatched buzzfeed unsolved while doing this #only Shane and Ryan though

[anoant]

Made this for Twitter but I guess I’ll post it here too— Tag Yourself Homestuck Edition

#homestuck #hs #even though I made this I didn’t really make one that fits me #expect Dave enjoyer love that guy #I guess yaoi and yuri enjoyers too for the gays #should’ve done a more general art one tho oh well #maybe in a part 2

[goated33]

In laws

Bonus:

#THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A QUICK SKETCH. ARE YOU KIDDING ME #see you in hell you gay fruit #using my Exorcists As Also Weird Bird-Puppet things vaggie design here because I really wanted to draw it again. #that’s why their hands clack he isn’t breaking her hand jdjjsgg #could see him doing that out of nervousness though #[my art] #hazbin hotel spoilers #lucifer morningstar #vaggie #charlie morningstar #implied chaggie ?? #edit: you could also say that they love her more than anyth

[keynil]

i speedran this in 5mins purely bc it's extremely important to me that zoro knows how to braid (definitely not bc i remembered how i found out i was gay)

#one piece #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #zosan #fr though do not braid ur almost-friends hair unless u want to be gay forever #it's been ten yrs and I'm here drawing gay fanart abt it #it Changes you #I do actually think zoro wld be able to braid hair though. gay intuition ig #key.ma