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#they are in fact a thing dave you just had the shittiest luck
incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 years
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Dave: family dinners? i thought those were a myth made up by greeting card companies, like christmas or saying 'i love you'
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hootpoop12 · 6 years
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for the ship thing: johnrezi, preferably black
who hogs the duvet
John cause he’s bigger and Terezi on principle.
who texts/rings to check how their day is going
They both do it in their own ways. John is more likely the person who will initiate and text to ask how she’s doing where he’ll tease her which eventually leads to shit shes been actually struggling with. For Terezi she’ll bring it around on him at some point to get him angry and venty where he’ll talk about shit that actually bothered him that day. They’re both repressive people who feel weird being genuine with each other since the core of their relationship is based around joking and teasing each other but they are also depressive people who get what the other is going through.
who gets up first in the morning
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Terezi goes to bed last and gets up first. John wants to know her secrets.
who suggests new things in bed
Give me a T! E! R! yeah anyways I headcanon John being on the ace spectrum and not that interested in sex stuff so on the occasion when they do go at it it’s Terezi whipping out the bad dragon dildis and trying to convince him why they should use it over his laughs.
who cries at movies
Eh, I don’t really think either of them are really people to cry at movies. I imagine John does over stupid shit like Conair though so I guess him.
who gives unprompted massages
Terezi gives unprompted commands to John to massage her. John tries to make it as bad as possible.
who fusses over the other when they’re sick
Hmmmm, they don’t fuss over each other but I’d say they’d be accommodating at least. John will make her soup but the kind she dislikes and Terezi will make the couch up and set up the TV but play movies he hates. They both get the worst tasting medicine.
who gets jealous easiest
Neither. They are so not those kind people in my opinion? I definitely see them not caring if the other person dates other people, finds others attractive (1M GONN4 FUCK H3R F1RST JOHN), or even if they just rather hang with other people. They got a real healthy relationship and there are times where Terezi will bluntly tell John she wants to hang with Karkat alone or chill with Vriska and John completely understands. Sometimes he just wants to be with Jade or the rest of the betas.
who has the most embarrassing taste in music
Terezi probably likes the weirdest asmr shit but John’s love of 90′s and early 2000′s makes anyone cringe.
who collects something unusual
Terezi. She’s just weird guys. Probably collects strange hairs she finds on her body or something (people who know me in real life don’t interact)
who takes the longest to get ready
Eh, probably John only because he takes the time to put on pants. Terezi’s not one for dolling herself up, like, she doesn’t even brush her hair most of the time.
who is the most tidy and organised
John puts shit away but then can never find it (he used to just ask his dad where stuff was and never had to look for it himself) while you can’t see Terezi’s floor but she can sniff out an expired coupon from three years ago.
who gets most excited about the holidays
John all the way, the dudes got holiday spirit. Not to make this sadstuck™ but I feel like after his dad died and he didn’t get to do all his old traditions he realized he didn’t appreciate what he had until it was gone. He probably got annoyed by his dad’s Christmas decoration extravaganza growing up but after the death he puts on a huge show for everyone to honor the memory/cheer himself up. Terezi probably doesn’t really get the point for most of the holidays humans celebrate but finds the gauche/tacky colors and food pretty great so for once she doesn’t really tease John about it. In fact, she kinda joins in with her own personal twist on things which John secretly adores and appreciates.
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who is the big spoon/little spoon
eyyy recently drew this. It Terezi. She a koala at night.
who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports
Like, both get competitive cause they like one upping each other but at the same time for these two it’s all about having fun and smack talk. When one does lose they genuinely don’t care and keep playing or look for other things to do. Plus Terezi getting competitive with Vriska in the past has obviously not ended well so maybe she’d worked to tone it down.
who starts the most arguments
They’re pitch so they automatically argue a lot but actual disagreements? Terezi. She sometimes needles too much or will say something a little too far. John is also guilty of the second part cause we all know he can sometimes be tactless.
who suggests that they buy a pet
Terezi ‘cause Johns got Casey so maybe she wants a daughter too, dammit???
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what couple traditions they have
John continues to move her scalemates around to fuck with her for the rest of their lives and she still draws him the shittiest maps. He keeps all of them like a dad.
(comic of her sending a shit map with good luck?)
what tv shows they watch together
Star trek! It has moral dilemmas for Terezi and shitty actors for John what more could they possibly want??
what other couple they hang out with
Dave/Karkat and Rose/Kanaya obviously. If Roxy and Calliope are a canon thing them too. John, Terezi, and Roxy all got a bond via retcon man.
how they spend time together as a couple
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John’s pranks tend to be a bit more goofy and Terezi’s can border on cruel.
who made the first move
Terezi. John knows about her romance junk pre-retcon and he doesn’t wanna pressure her and be added to the list of shit experiences for her.
who brings flowers home
John to make Terezi uncomfortable. It brings him great joy to see the pained look she gives him before they get set on fire and he realizes he spent $20 for a quick joke.
who is the best cook
Uhh. Definitely, John. His dad forced him to cook for bonding moments and he hangs with Jane and watches her cook. Terezi takes liberties to make the food more “interesting”.
(to all the people who requested Johnrezi thanks a bunch it means a lot when ya’ll asks for requests! I’m onto Davek//at requests next!)
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