#they are planning world domination

[backonrepeat]

Given how Sceleritas Fel prompts Durge to kill their lover in the game, most posts and fics I've read feature him being against Durge getting involved with Gortash, romantic or otherwise, because they need to focus on their mission. Totally makes sense, probably what happened given what we see in game.

But. What about wingman Sceleritas Fel? Just for the hilarity of it all. Maybe he deems the Chosen of Bane worthy enough of his master's attention, maybe he just views the whole thing as a chance to further enhance Bhaal's power. In any case he's determined to help his master bang Gortash, cue murderous socially stunted Durge taking romantic advice from their psycho, even more socially maladjusted butler in order to seduce Gortash.

"You should shower in some blood before meeting with Lord Gortash, dear master, it does wonders for your skin and brings out your eyes"

"Why, yes, I do think Bane's chosen will appreciate your thoughtful gift, my dark master. Nothing quite says romance like a dozen bloody hearts in a box"

"I'm sure Lord Gortash enjoyed your date together, oh vile master, who doesn't love a bit of ritualistic slaughter? Why, the way you disemboweled your last victim was simply sublime! If that didn't prompt him to make a move it may just be he's a bit of a prude..."

#meanwhile poor gortash has no one and is left with ketheric for advice #gortash: “should I unbutton the shirt further? or is that too slutty?” #ketheric (wishing for the sweet embrace of death): “...can we please go back to our evil plans for world domination?” #baldur's gate 3 #dark urge #enver gortash #sceleritas fel

[hyunpic]

hyunjin on bubble: thank you for wishing me happy birthday today. it was fun

#hyunjin #skz #stray kids #🧼 #OUHHHH OUHHHHH OUHHHHHH what is this sudden warmth in my body and heart. am i gettin sick in love after getting bitten by the lovebug [him] #when i go and snatch all the flags from their poles and replace them with these pictures then what .. #and ​they will write about the cute man with the cinnamoroll headband in all the local magazines #my plan for more hyune world domination..

[ir-dr]

Day 3439 - 30 January 2023

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.//projectTiGER

#projecttiger #vocaloid #kagamine rin #kagamine len #doodle #shes telling him about her world domination plans (guaranteed to work she swears

[tizeline]

Who becomes the closest with splinter after they decide “hey maybe we shouldn’t kill humanity?”

I'm not sure, honestly. I guess Leo? He's already on the Lou Jitsu hypetrain, something he feels a lot of guilt about considering he views Splinter as evil. So when he figures out that Splinter isn't actually a terrrible person he'd be pretty excited to get to know him better. And while Leo isn't exactly neglected by Draxum, he still doesn't usually get quite all attention he needs from his dad (middle child lol) so he might be quicker to seek out an extra father figure.

Raph and Mikey would eventually get closer to Splinter as well, though!

#at the same time i'm pretty sure leo would grow closer to drax as well after he decides to give up on his world domination plan #there has been some tension slowly building between them for years at this point #and all of the events surrounding donnie and the dark armour and leo going against draxum and EVERYTHING really in the main story #would really force the two of them to confront the unrest in their relationship #which would be a bit messy sure #but they'd both benefit from it and end up with a better understanding of the other #draxum trying to improve his parenting skills vs splinter trying to his parenting skills #EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!! #Tiz Sep AU

[emma-d-klutz]

I wish Batman would fuck with the Joker more. I know he can't. Scratch, I know an important piece of their core dynamic is that he is above it, which opens the way to great contrasts when other characters (ie icon Terry Bats) do. But come on, it would be so easy. It would be free.

During a teamup in Gotham, Bats could dreamily remark that he likes Superman because he makes him laugh. What options does the clownfucker have now? Try to jealously kill fucking Superman or simply dive backwards into the Hudson River. The whole thing would take ten seconds of work, and I don't think there'd be collateral damage. Superman's already there.

#now of course this would have to be done on a completely random day offhandedly so no gotham rogue had any green or red K prepped... #hm ok i do see there are holes in this plan. and injustice really does make the world feel truly helpless before superman #so mabey i'm the dumb one to think it would all be fun and games to see joker try to show gay crime dominance to SUPERMAN #invulnerable superhunk #like you got no way out here dude. kys ig

[wild-magic-oops]

The hand-holding scene is so funny with durgetash I love it lmao

#durgetash #enver gortash #gortash #the dark urge #durge #default durge #bg3 #my posts #off to cook up some new plan for world domination #but this time we can hold hands <3

[moghedien]

Miorine wakes up hot and sweaty in the middle of the night, thinking about this

#everyone laughing at the cringe ass commercial and Miorine has never felt more attracted to someone in her life #Suletta: *cringe ass who stumbles into a sapphic arranged marriage by accident and is too awkward and wanting of a friend to resist it* #Miorine: I have no choice. I have to conquer the universe to protect this girl. Its the only way. #Miorine really went from 'I'M GOING TO RUN AWAY TO AVOID THIS ARRANGED MARRIAGE' #to 'new plan: world domination' the second Suletta became her new betrothed #the witch from mercury #gundam #gundam witch from mercury #suletta mercury #miorine rembran

[coldarena]

scheming

#2 kids planning world domination spoiler they dont get it #mark webber #fernando alonso #webbonso #borderline again #anatomy is off but colour test r like that. also dont care if the teams dont line up its not about facts its about the Narrative

[lostarialart]

LITTLE LADY!!! i don’t like backgrounds

#niffty #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin art #hazbin lucifer #hazbin vaggie #hazbin charlie #hazbin angel dust #hazbin alastor #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel #hazbin niffty #shes so cute #she’s planning world domination #she’s literally the devil #but like in a good way #and in a fun way #lucifer who? it’s niffty #hazbin hotel lucifer #art #fanart #digital drawing #literally what other tags can i even use #digital artist #i take commissions #my commissions are open #i hate drawing backgrounds #fuck backgrounds #me and my homies hate backgrounds

[sincerely-sofie]

*silently slides Twig/Ark content onto your dash* *scurries away into the night*

(Read the rest under the cut!)

#Ark: *has been trying to subliminally influence Twig into making the first move bc he doesn't want to risk getting a bad reaction himself* #Twig: Oh hey dude you dropped this hint-shaped object! Better be more careful next time! You don't want to lose your things haha :) #so much stuff that has none of its background in this comic... #Like the fact that the two breakups that Celebi didn't know about were Twig getting catfished by a couple of ditto #Or how the little bouquet / floral arrangement thing Ark is putting into a vase at the start is something Twig picked while on a walk #and then dropped off on the counter with the plan of throwing it out when she got back to it but Ark put it in a vase before she could #And Ark begrudgingly asked to be taught how to cook by Dusknoir and Grovyle #and as soon as he knew enough of the basics to work on his own he ditched his tutors ASAP bc he hates them #Also how Celebi pried Ark's feelings for Twig out of him with a crowbar and she is ALWAYS on his case about it #“SHE'S GROVYLE'S SISTER YOU IDIOT. SHE'S NOT GOING TO CATCH ON TO ANY OF YOUR SUBTLETY. JUST TELL HER POINT BLANK ALREADY” #Flash forward to this comic where Ark's actually trying to be blatantly + unavoidably clear and Twig STILL manages to misinterpret things #She's somehow even more annoying as a love interest than she was as a hero foiling his 700 color-coded backup plans for world domination #He's so tired guys. Someone put him out of his misery. #the present is a gift au #stuff by sofie #pmd eos #pmd #pmd explorers #pmd2 #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd comic #pmd au #pmd darkrai #pmd hero #pmd2 hero #pmd oc #pmd sky #mystery dungeon #pmd celebi #pokémon mystery dungeon

[not-so-terrible]

So Kisame's often considered the fourth most powerful Akatsuki member, but the top three are pretty unanimously Obito, Pain and Itachi. And with Kisame's motto being survival of the fittest and MO being taking out the weakest links, it’s fascinating to see him end up as one of the most well connected members of the Akatsuki. And since the top three never openly get to clash, technically speaking, he stays loyal to all of them. He's; 

- Working broadly for Pain, Akatsuki's open leader, who wants to create peace through traumatising the world through a cycle of war

- Working secretly for Obito, Akatsuki's real leader (and by proxy, Madara and Zetsu, Akatsuki's real-real leaders), who wants to create peace through trapping the world in a dream realm

- Working day-to-day for/with Itachi, the Akatsuki's biggest name, most powerful field member, and a secret double agent, who wants to create peace through becoming the most powerful shinobi that's ever lived,  and through using that power 'as much as he wants', 'lead the world to subjugation'

So either Kisame is the ninja equivalent of the minions, or the dojutsu wielding top three of the Akatsuki all looked to him and went 'yup, he's Henchman Shaped'

#kisame #kisame hoshigaki #naruto meta #akatsuki #along with sasuke and yagura they're also the only people kisame uses honorifics with #despite being otherwise one of the most polite and deferential characters in the series #i hc kisame as being allergic to the idea of being mizukage or any other leadership position #kisame has one plan and that one plan is acting as a helper for world domination #the ninja world's number 1 dark overlord stan #outside konan breaking away kisame ended up in the final three of the akatsuki #and i think he'd do the same thing on something like survivor #like he's a physical-social-strategic triple threat #a 6'5 sharkman with a history of kin-killing able to completely blend into itachi's shadow #in itachi shinden it feels like the wording of itachi's dreams of peace get closer and closer to world domination each time it comes up #some of his wording even sounds very yahiko #so i think hokage itachi may have ended up looking even more like a classic big bad than missing nin itachi #it's no hokage hat but he joined akatsuki with a smile and it shows #if isshiki or toneri showed up in shippuden kisame might have joined up with them too

[woolysstuff]

Look at my little gay boys

(plus a concept for a possible au haha)

#he's telling sun his world domination plans #sundrop #sundrop fanart #sundrop fnaf #moondrop #moondrop fanart #moondrop fnaf #fnaf sun and moon #daycare attendant #security breach #wooly draws stuff #The sun and moon guys

[romanangel]

Coffee shop babe☕️🤎

#sitting calmly in the coffee shop like I’m not planning world domination hehe #vintage #london #90s aesthetic #y2k #black girl mood board #2000s #colour grading #lana del rey #dolette aesthetic #girlblogging #girlcore #this is what makes us girls #this is so me #sorry for the hashtags hehe

[weshallc]

Call the Midwife: In desperation Matthew prays to Cardinal Buckle of Poplar.

#call the midwife #violet buckle’s plan for world domination

[mariocki]

Patrick Troughton - billed as Pat - helps the stricken French nobility (and flashes the audience) as Sir Andrew Ffoulkes, a staunch ally of the title character in The Adventures of the Scarlet Pimpernel (ITP, 1955 - 1956)

#fave spotting #patrick troughton #the adventures of the scarlet pimpernel #doctor who #classic doctor who #two #itp #itc #1955 #I've had a nice rhythm going lately with pairing a 50 min series (usually The Saint these days‚ tho not for much longer...) with a shorter #25 min one to dip into when I've less time or whatever. with The Adventurer over (adieu and farewell Gene Bradley you insane #multi talented everything) i thought I'd change it up a little and go for a much earlier itc series for a different tone. so early in fact #that they weren't even ITC yet; the company was then known as the Incorporated Television Programme Company‚ ITP for short‚ but be not #fooled; this is in every way the Lew Grade led company that would come to dominate the commercial tv world in the decades to follow #The Adventures of Robin Hood is usually identified as the first ITC production but in fact it beat this series to the screen by only #3 days and the two shows were presumably in production simultaneously. Hood went on to be the making of ITC and Lew Grade and lasted #a whopping 143 episodes over 4 years; Pimpernel made it to only 18 despite being planned as a 39 part series (standard length for these #early itc shows). exactly what went wrong i dont know; Goring was heavily involved in production as well as starring and maybe that played #a part‚ or maybe the popular success of Hood meant this show was no longer affordable. idk im just speculating but from #what I've seen it's fairly fun. starting on ITV just a week after the network commenced transmission‚ it's safe to say this didn't capture #the public imagination like Hood did and it does seem to have been rather forgotten about. Pat is actually a series regular and these #pics come from a few different eps among the first few. he isn't in the very first (nor is the Pimpernel's other faithful companion #played by Anthony Newlands) and i do wonder if that was a pilot (it has Robert Shaw as the Pimpernel's right hand and to my #knowledge he doesn't reappear; he'd make up for it with a starring role in one of ITC's next series‚ The Buccaneers #but yes he's here and he's fantastic and gets to be dashing and heroic (tho never moreso than Goring of course). he's also the one of the #three heroes who best suits the powdered hair look (Newlands looks quite unfortunate). and of course i know what im doing with that #last shirtless pic.. you're welcome Pat girlies (gender neutral) #maybe I'll make another post after I've seen a few more eps but i wasn't going to commit to a Pat post for every episode im afraid

[mrdancemoves]

CASSENDRA BRAINROT

I love them

Drew Kendra’s hair like that one story board bc I like it more than her canon hair. There’s not much of a difference I just like it floofing up at the end

#tmnt #digital art #rottmnt #casey jones #rottmnt kendra #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt cassandra jones #rottmnt casey jones #cassendra #yuri #evil lesbians #they plan world domination together #it’s canon fr #tmnt art #art #lgbt art #rarepair