#they cant do shit

[advent-march]

At what age do you think that gojo realized authority means nothing to him. You think one day he gained consciousness, looked up at one if the elders and was like "matter of fact, fuck you"

#like hes the strongest #they cant do shit #we just have a little 6 year old gojo realizing he can do anything #cause i think that would be hilarious #'my six eyes tells me you're a little bitch' #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk #jujutsu sorcerer #jujustu kaisen

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

[sadmitskifanatic]

IM SOBBING HE'S STILL PLAYING WITH BABY FINN EVEN WHEN HIS FUCKING LIFE IS BEING THREATENED HE'S SUCH A DAD

#I CANT DO THIS ANYM THE POOR GUY #HE WAS BORN TO BE A FATHER #oh shit all he wanted was a family... #simon petrikov #adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #adventure time spoilers

[fluffyartbl0g]

Yes, they are all housemates or roommates (except for Vivi who's discord calling in another country RIP)

Part 2

#modern au #sanuso #usosan #stardew valley #one piece #op fanart #usopp #sanji #nefertari vivi #tony tony chopper #nico robin #luffy and zoro actually room together- usopp is only gaming on zoros computer because he wanted 2 keep it all a secret XD #cant do that while gaming right next to the man in question o _ o #Usopps computer is way better than zoros computer (cause usopp is an epic GAMER and not a filthy CASUAL) #so Zoro was totally down to switch with usopp (hes playing overwatch with every1 else rn) #that does unfortunately mean that he has to game next to the shit cook though XD

[copingchaos]

The IDF is counting on people to not have any critical thinking skills at this point

#like what a joke #they cant even do basic research #it doesnt take much to figure out how an mri works #cant make this shit up #current events #idf #israel #jerusalem #gaza #palestine #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #news #trending #twitter #viral #text post

[faggyangel]

so this episode huh

#ugly crying im not kidding #i cant fucking do this shit #old gay people just fuck me up #the last of us #tlou #bill and frank really fucked me up guys #20k

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

a couple scribbles i cleaned up. also i think i like drawing him in varying states of distress

#i desperately want to know what happened the first time he cried #actually is that something he can do? is he capable of it? #i feel like he wouldn't like it... #since crying is messy and we all know he enjoys/values his appearance greatly #i mean cmon. its an involuntary loss of composure. and especially if he doesnt understand what/why its happening #so in my mind rn hed be idk... kinda desperate to stop crying & act fine? #HES SO FASCINATING. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM <3 #many things probably! #what to do when you're a puppet created as a blank slate while everyone around you already Knows Shit and Understands Feelings #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #welcome home wally #wally darling #i know there's a lot of Head Empty jokes abt him #but honestly he gives the vibes of thinking constantly #always absorbing information and considering and learning and Forming Opinions #he LOOKS head empty. but he isnt. #i just cant imagine him never not Thinking #unless he really is head empty in which case. good for him. i support him no matter what. hes just like me<3

[falazaria]

First time posting something drunk on tumblr so here just that spinning gif I posted a while ago but deleted because I got embarrassed

probably gonna delete this tomorrow again but idk maybe not

#196 #transgender #transfem #lesbian #reddit refugee #transbian #trans #shitposting #sapphic #spinning #spinny #skirt #i will probably be scared to do anything but who knows? #cant hit the delete button on the previous one #shit there is a small European mosquito (probrably not the right word) in my room

[taohun]

pick your losing dog today!

#succession #art #graphic design #kendall roy #shiv roy #roman roy #im so mad about the compression on this like genuinely. cant do shit about it i wish i could show you what the psd for this looks like.

[999999999inadream]

toby fox needs to add like a bit of narration in deltarune abt kris like "they themmed they/themily down the stheirs" cus i cant go on seeing them constantly get he/himmed in yt comment sections

#this is my punishment for actually looking at yt comments isnt it #deltarune #kris dreemurr #maybe im looking too much into things but... #it also feels sorta. misogynistic when ppl default to he/him for androgynous/non binary characters #like ive seen multiple ppl use “well its understandable that ppl assume kris is a he when they have such masculine behaviours/hobbies” #the masculine behaviours and hobbies in question are being a prankster #i shit you not #like they called pranking... masc?? huh #can girls and others not get their silly on anymore?? #also like i said before with the exception of like frisk and chara like almost every nb character is masculinised #like napstablook monster kid #god there has to be more but my memory is shit atm and i also have to go eat dinner #but i wanna talk more abt like why it feels so misogynistic to me #i thinnk it has to do with the fact that defaulting to he/him just makes women feel like an afterthought. ig like unless its confirmed then #they must be a guy to be relevant or smth #and also like how much they gender entirely non gender specific things (see: pranking) #ofc it wouldnt be BETTER per se if they imagined these characters as girls but its smth ive noticed and i just get frustrated cus #it feels sexist but i cant FULLY articulate why #i feel like i had the answer a lil while ago but i forgot #i might come back to this who knows #wow ok rant over #for now

[majoliish]

imagine showing any of the celestials that stupid little illusion that makes it look like youre pulling your thumb off and they all collectively lose their SHIT. like freaking out, yelling at solomon for teaching you dangerous magic, asking why youd ever do such a stupid thing, only for you to put it back and theyre just so baffled. once its been explained, diavolo and mammon would be enamoured, begging you to show them the trick behind it.

by extension. telling one of them youve "got their nose" and running off, only for them to chase after you and demand for it back. luke just straight up bursts into tears.

#im sorry this mental image has got me losing my shit #mammon slamming his fists on the door going GIVE IT BACK I NEED THAT #asmo being like NOOO MY NOSE IS SO CUTE YOU CANT HAVE IT YOU MONSTER D: #you do it to beel and belphie just goes like “oh maybe hell finally stop snoring” #barbatos Knows but he plays along with it for the funny #obey me headcanons #obey me x reader #obey me #om!swd #obey me shall we date #om! swd #general howls

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

#zedaph #hermitcraft #genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post #i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-'' #only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed #and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected #not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits #but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on #and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place'' #at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE' #i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line #bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa #sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare #idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then #so maybe its not nearly as rare these days #but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8 #when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him #and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people #so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video

[mannerfeind-moving]

game's over go home everybody y'all are fucking unlovable nazi dickriders that deserve nothing aside from a gun between your eyes

#despost #misandry #feminism #lesbian #man hater #proud misandrist #man hating dyke #man hating lesbian #androphobia #inb4 the cumbrained fuckfaces blame me and every other woman for some fucking #imaginary issue. or an issue that has nothing to do with men being harmed for being men #go ahead and make some halfassed callout post with two screenshots bc you cant find shit

[crustyfloor]

IVAN'S A FUCKING FUCKER FOR NOT EVEN CHOKING TILL PROPERLY HE WAS GENTLY HOLDING HIM IN PLACE

(it kills me because Till probably thought ivan was gonna give him one last out or something hence why he closed his eyes in what i feel like is acceptance)

#alien stage #alnst till #alnst ivan #ivantill #That motherfucker was NOT choking him #they cant even choke eachother fuckthem #TILL TOOK THAT SHIT BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA GET HIS ASS WHOOPED NO SIR YOU JUST GOT FUCKED ON STAGE #its genuinely so hard to tell if Ivan was actually choking him because Till wasnt struggling for shit #no gasp of air as he tried to breathe in #his necks a little pink but that could just be lighting #i dont fuckin know #massive cope btw i dunno what the fukk they were doing here #alien stage till #alien stage ivan #alnst

[isjasz]

[Day 270]

Putting them thru the horrors of "it's April fgs why is there still sm snow"

(I was working on smth else but again couldn't get it done in time 🫡😭)

#dddaily4sherin #desert duo #isdoodles #ive fallen off fr why am i so slow ARGHRHRH #hopefully can finish tmr since i don't think i can catch the auction streams anyways #so i cant draw things related to that😔 #i mean i probably can but i also need to work on school shit so finishing what i was doing is prob the best move HSKAKAJKQQ

[shuaaflower]

I want to give up

#tw depressing thoughts #alone with my thoughts #depressing shit #feeling alone #sad thoughts #mentally exhausted #mentally tired #sadnees #overthinking #self h@te #tw depressing stuff #tw selfhate #i want to give up #i want to disappear #i cant do it anymore #struggling mentally #mentally unstable #i hate my brain #i should kms #overthinker