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"Want any Camp Camp quotes? Just ask" -itsthemysterykids June 4th 2022. "Yes please!" -Me June 3th 2022

Dipper: Who’s gonna threaten us into submission?

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Lili: I'm not here to make friends, Mabel. I'm here because camp is where kids are sent when their parents don't want to deal with them. Why do you think we return the favor when they hit seventy?

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Coraline: Well guys, I hope we all learned something today.

Lili: Oh, no. I hope YOU learned, Coraline. I hope you learned that before today, you only had one little bastard to deal with. But now you've got three.

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Lili: No! You're gonna get taken advantage of by the 1%! Rage against the machine, fight the power, 9/11!

Norman: Progressive buzzwords can’t save you now.

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Dipper: Mabel, she's just using you! She just uses people!

Coraline: Don't listen to him, Mabel!

Mabel: It's okay, Coraline! I know you would never do that!

Coraline: No, its true, just don't listen to him Mabel! I need you on my side!

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Stan: And, what brings you fine ladies to this completely normal summer camp?

Lucille: Why… Our precious grandson, Wyborne, of course.

Wybie: I said call me Wybie!

Stan: So you two are…

Wybie: My cool gay grandmas. *High-fives his grandmothers and poses* Aw, yeah!

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Mabel: All I want is for you guys to have as much fun as I did when I was a Mystery camper. Is that really too much to ask?

Lili: I refuse to believe someone as happy as you can possibly exist.

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Mabel: Ooooohhh~ There's a place I know that's tucked away, a place where you and I can stay, where we can go to laugh and play and have adventures every day! I know it sounds hard to believe but guys and gals it's true, Camp Mystery is the place for me and-

Wybie: The kids are gone.

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Neil: Oh no! Rule 1: No backing down! Look out world. I’m hard and Im coming! Whether he likes it or not, Dipper is going to let me in! *Tries to badass kick down the door* … Ow.

Lili: … So, does he wanna help Dipper, or fuck him?

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Lili: Hey guys! I found it! I found the bird!

Raz: Really?

Lili: Yep. It’s right here. *Holds up her middle finger*

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Wybie: MOTHERFUCKER! Lili you don't crank SHIT! Get down from there, Neil!

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Wybie: *Holding the platypus by its’ tail* Why do you people always have to make things weird and complicated?

Coraline: Well, I mean, I think this is all pretty normal.

Wybie: … I need more aspirin.

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Mabel: So once, there was this girl that no one really understood-

Raz: So help me if this involves vampire romance!

Mabel: I-it could've been werewolves! You dunno!

Lili: Here's a horror story, go look at the job market you're dealing with once this camp shuts down.

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Wybie: Nope. We're boned.

Rando: Fear not, sweet Wyborne. Once you work for the Wood Scouts, the only man you'll have to deal with in your life is me. *Wraps his arm around Wybie*

Wybie: Oh, Jesus Christ! Campers, we are winning that fucking trophy!

Neil: How the hell do we do that?!

Mabel: By overcoming our differences and working toge-

Wybie: NO! Shut up. You are not going to work together.

Dipper: We're not?

Wybie: No! You're all terrible at it! But we've got something they don't.

Lili: Sub-par indoor plumbing?

Wybie: We've got the most bizarre collection of campers with niche talents and ridiculously specific skill sets Gravity Falls has ever seen! And sub-par indoor plumbing!

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Raz: That's the end of Act I. Intermission time. GO GET SOME SNACKS!

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Raz: Yes Dipper! Loving the passion but feeling a little too on the nose. I need you to sell it to me without saying it to me. Lets do it again, but maybe try to bury your motivations in a *Dipper chokes him* ...bit...more...subtext.

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Norman: How am I supposed to make EDGY ART without an authority figure to rebel against!?

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Mabel: YEAH! Space is our turf motherfu-

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Raz: Fab-u-lous! This is the kind of house I'll live in after my 'Hamilton, But With Jazz' musical wins all those Tony's

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Coraline: Woah, check out the balls on new kid.

Neil: *Looks down* Where?

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Coraline: Lady-sickness. My mom used to get that all the time.

Neil: How do you cure it?

Coraline: EDGE CLOSER TO DEATH.

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Wybie: Heeeyy...Mabel?

Mabel: Yes, Wybie?

Wybie: WAKE UP AND SMELL THE KOOL-AID

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Mr. Cipher: *Scoffs* I think I'm pretty resistant to Kool-Aid poisoning at this point. I just can't eat dairy anymore. You know what that's like, Dipper? NO ICE CREAM!?

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Mr. Cipher: You see, Dipper. The last time I was unfortunate enough to have met you, you got me introspective. Where did I go wrong..? So, after a lengthy conversation with Xemüg, I came to a personal realization. In the pursuit of eternal salvation for Humanity, I've forgotten to salvage myself! And my idea of self care? KILLING Dipper!

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Wybie: Thank you, Mr. Pines. Under my rule, I VILL MAKE CAMP MYSTERY GREAT AGAIN!

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Wybie: Remember your place, Stanford. I am in charge today. Now, what seemed to be the problem? There is a missing child?

Ford: What?! No! I’m sure this is a misunderstanding. ‘Missing’ is such a strong word. I’m sure Neil is just… Hiding!

Stan: Ford! I swear to God, if you lost-

Ford: BECAUSE WE ARE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK!

Wybie: Someone is hiding from camp activities? Unacceptable! We will make an example of him! LET THE HUNT BEGIN! *Thunder crash*

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Lili: Where are your papers?

Norman: … Uh, I'm not quite sure what you mean.

Lili: Your papers, vhere are they? It's a very simple question, Norman… You are only hurting yourself by lying.

Norman: … Oh. Oh, you want more construction paper!

Lili: Ja, vhat did you think I meant? I'm not some sort of secret police or something

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Mabel: Dipper! You must believe!

Coraline: Yeah, Dipper! Believe in the magic!

Raz: Believe or I’m punch you!

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Wybie: I think we can all agree that I am the best camper.

Coraline: Hold up! I thought we agreed that I was the best camper! I’m the coolest.

Lili: But I’m the most powerful!

Raz: No, I’m the most powerful!

Neil: Yet I’m the most adorable!

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Lili: Back off! I only bully Dipper Tuesdays, Thursdays, and non-denominational holidays. I understand he celebrates the Sabbath.

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Raz: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the greatest trick of all! Getting a cynical, close-minded asshole to believe in magic!

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