Absolutely convinced that David Tennant and Michael Sheen, both 50-year-old men in happy heterosexual relationships, knocked down Neil Gaiman's door and said but what if we kissed
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i'm sorry, i know doc was doing a whole thing, there's a war on - i'm just cackling about k following thru on those old familiar "i'm not talking to you for a week" threats
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been rereading ouran and recalled this hashtag tamaki moment i had with my mom last time i was home
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Still kind of amazing how many people misspell my name when it’s literally In My Email. Especially comical today because I am also wearing a t-shirt with CLARE in big block letters like I’m in a Ben Garrison cartoon
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I HAVE TUMBLR FROGS AN THEY SING THE SONGS OF AWESOME
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SDV feels like it could so easily become a fairy story.
You move to a little coastal town where you begin recovering a plot of land, some of the locals take a shine to you and you to them. It's nice, homey. Everyone is welcoming except for the established town grumps.
Suddenly you realize you never leave town. Everything you want is obtainable at the little mom'n'pop general store, or from some of the locals themselves. You never go into the city to sell goods because the mayor does it for you- right? You never really see him do it. You just lie down in bed and wake up in the morning. When was the last time you dreamed?
You need new shoes and the adventurers club sells you handmade leather boots that fit perfectly despite never asking for a shoe size. Your clothes sew themselves when you lay a bolt of fabric and a random item onto the sewing machine- you blink and it's done.
The general store sells fertilizers that turn your garden plot into a verdant field. You spend all day harvesting crops with tools that gleam silver, gold, purple. Saplings grow over a month into fully productive fruit trees, your beehives drop jars of honey into your hands.
The blacksmith cracks open geodes full of polished gemstones. There's a man in the woods who says he found you in the mines but you were 80 levels deep. The elevator works but the minecarts don't. You gave a diamond to a local girl and she ate it like a plum.
And suddenly everyone is drinking mayonnaise.
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wow guys, i cant believe the player character from hit mascot horror game Poppy Playtime actually saved all monsters, killed the Prototype and left with their newfound family! cant wait to see how the authorities will react to this weird family that just formed!
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