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qpjianghu · 8 months
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Absolutely convinced that David Tennant and Michael Sheen, both 50-year-old men in happy heterosexual relationships, knocked down Neil Gaiman's door and said but what if we kissed
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blackbat09 · 9 months
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i'm sorry, i know doc was doing a whole thing, there's a war on - i'm just cackling about k following thru on those old familiar "i'm not talking to you for a week" threats
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impishglee · 2 years
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been rereading ouran and recalled this hashtag tamaki moment i had with my mom last time i was home
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clarenecessities · 1 year
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Still kind of amazing how many people misspell my name when it’s literally In My Email. Especially comical today because I am also wearing a t-shirt with CLARE in big block letters like I’m in a Ben Garrison cartoon
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I HAVE TUMBLR FROGS AN THEY SING THE SONGS OF AWESOME
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sapphicautistic · 1 year
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More pink heart shaped items would fix me
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franeridart · 4 months
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I love dragon btw
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the-holy-ghosted · 6 months
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Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man
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merpancake · 5 days
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SDV feels like it could so easily become a fairy story.
You move to a little coastal town where you begin recovering a plot of land, some of the locals take a shine to you and you to them. It's nice, homey. Everyone is welcoming except for the established town grumps.
Suddenly you realize you never leave town. Everything you want is obtainable at the little mom'n'pop general store, or from some of the locals themselves. You never go into the city to sell goods because the mayor does it for you- right? You never really see him do it. You just lie down in bed and wake up in the morning. When was the last time you dreamed?
You need new shoes and the adventurers club sells you handmade leather boots that fit perfectly despite never asking for a shoe size. Your clothes sew themselves when you lay a bolt of fabric and a random item onto the sewing machine- you blink and it's done.
The general store sells fertilizers that turn your garden plot into a verdant field. You spend all day harvesting crops with tools that gleam silver, gold, purple. Saplings grow over a month into fully productive fruit trees, your beehives drop jars of honey into your hands.
The blacksmith cracks open geodes full of polished gemstones. There's a man in the woods who says he found you in the mines but you were 80 levels deep. The elevator works but the minecarts don't. You gave a diamond to a local girl and she ate it like a plum.
And suddenly everyone is drinking mayonnaise.
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chez-cinnamon · 2 months
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Do you think they had a situationship??
Bonus Teacher's Pet doodles-
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evenmoreevil · 10 months
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Redstoners love him!!
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egophiliac · 5 months
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this is basically what happened, right?
(these guys are very lucky that everyone at NRC 1) has the combined intelligence of a sack of bricks, and 2) is easily distracted by shiny things.)
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#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#these two are SO sleazy and i am utterly delighted by them#can't wait to find out their tragic backstory in approximately 3-4 weeks!#fortunately i have like a month to figure out how the heck to draw their hair (spoiler: i will never figure it out)#also. god. i love it whenever leona accidentally reveals his Mom Side.#he doesn't care about any of this but he WILL be tagging along to make sure no one else gets into trouble#once again he has to be the Responsible Adult and he hates it. the whimsical hat weighs heavy upon his head.#anyway this is me so excuse me while i now talk about diasomnia for three hours#but lilia being all 'kids gotta have some adventure in their lives!' is hilarious#specifically because you know silver would NEVER.#100% silver not only never snuck out but he always went to bed on time AND brushed his teeth AND flossed even when nobody made him.#lilia: aww but you should be enjoying your youth! >:c#silver: i am. i enjoy being respectful and disciplined and honoring you as my father.#lilia:#lilia: maybe i'm TOO good at raising kids#you know i was going to say none of his kids would be involved in this but i actually think malleus definitely would#he would not see it as a moral quandry though. he would just be excited to be invited along.#(the only reason he isn't there is because he was busy admiring a termite-infested beam somewhere and yuu didn't get a chance to ask him)#i mean MAYBE if lilia as his single authority figure told him no then he would have some reservations#but lilia's the one who's screaming HELL YEAH LET'S SNEAK OUT AND DEFY AUTHORITY while dabbing so moot point there#sebek would never and he would rat on everyone else. unless malleus is going in which case he's already there.#and i guess if everyone else is going silver probably would too#but he'd. y'know. feel conflicted about it.
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wow guys, i cant believe the player character from hit mascot horror game Poppy Playtime actually saved all monsters, killed the Prototype and left with their newfound family! cant wait to see how the authorities will react to this weird family that just formed!
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deathcherries · 5 months
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Aaron and andrew have the ultimate bros before hoes pact and both of them chose hoes
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marimbles · 6 months
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