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beeangxt · 4 months
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joining the trolls fandom was not in my 2023 calendar
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stardustinthesky · 2 years
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Ems, talk to me about Sleeping in Light.
@waxedpaperdoor THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO SAY ABOUT SIL AAAAHHHH
OBVIOUSLY MY FAVORITE EPISODE I’VE NEVER CRIED SO MUCH WATCHING ANYTHING REALLY NOT EVEN FARSCAPE
What I loved, in no particular order:
- Delenn teasing John about the air being the competition after he left their bed and John replying ‘there’s no competition’ after all these years John is still fucking smooth i stan a man in love with his wife
- Their friends dropping everything to immediately go to Minbar, and them trying to put on a good face for John’s sake
- SUSAN IVANOVA MY BELOVED
- Delenn asking Susan to take John’s place at the head of the Rangers
- Vir is Emperor that man sure went places
- John going to B5 and meeting Zach there
- Continuing the fine tradition of showing John and Delenn in bed even if it’s to break my heart
- THE EARTH STYLE BED I wonder how it went with the Minbari interior designers haha
- SO MANY OTHER THINGS MY BRAIN IS FRIED RN
What made me cry, in no particular order:
- GOODNIGHT MY LOVE THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN MY SKY
- GOODNIGHT YOU WHO WERE MY SKY MY SUN AND MY MOON
- DELENN WATCHING THE SUN RISE EVERY MORNING AFTER JOHN’S DEATH FOR 81 MORE YEARS SURE JUST GO AHEAD AND BREAK MY HEART WILL YOU
- EVERYTHING ELSE
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tillslindemann · 2 years
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to this day i believe with my whole heart that no song goes as hard as du riechst so gut by rammstein like the second i hear the synth i’ve already ascended this realm
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dovesick · 4 months
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endless night
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beif0ngs · 3 months
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absolutespoon · 1 year
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no one knows by queens of the stone age fucks so hard
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turtleblogatlast · 11 days
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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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Of all the theories as to how Carmilla and her daughters found eachother in Hell (adoption, reuniting after they died, one or all three being Hellborn, ect;), I think my personal favorite is the one where Carmilla was either pregnant when she died or later gave birth to a child she miscarried when she was alive.
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But whether or not that’s true, one of my favorite crack theories/headcanons about Carmilla being pregnant in Hell is how absolutely weird the other Overlords would be about it- because let’s be real, they would absolutely be weird about it. Maybe supportive and weird, but weird.
Zestial, nervously following Carmilla around: My darling. My own heart. I beg of thou, please, for just a moment.
Carmilla, still stubbornly walking around in her ridiculously sharp shoes: I’M FINE.
Zestial, who’s been trying to get her to sit down or at least change her shoes for over an hour: 0,_0
Rosie, crouched at her side with a glass of something red and questionable: I’m telling you, honey, just try this. It’ll cure that morning sickness in a jiffy.
Carmilla, curled up on her bathroom floor: …it disturbs me that I’m nauseous enough to actually be considering this.
Zestial comes to her rescue and shoos Rosie out to go make her some (GINGER) tea before Carmilla can do something she’ll regret.
Alastor, gazing suspiciously: Why on earth is your abdomen moving like that? Is something trying to break out?
Carmilla, too exhausted to deal with this: That movement is my baby kicking, Alastor.
Alastor: Pardon? You mean to tell me that one can see that on the outside? Eugh.
Carmilla, glaring at him: You are so lucky you’re not worth getting up for.
- Rosie insists on throwing her a baby shower. Vox and Alastor get kicked out for fighting and are forced to put together the IKEA furniture for the nursery as punishment.
- I seriously doubt this lot can build and work an ultrasound machine, so something like this is likely.
Carmilla, slowly coming to after giving birth: Mmmh…?
Rosie, happily bouncing one baby in her arms: Oh good, she’s up! Congratulations, sweetie. You have two beautiful daughters 🥰
Carmilla: ….
Zestial, who’s gently cradling the other: Carmilla…? Is something the matter?
Carmilla: …there’s really two of them. I thought I was hallucinating.
BONUS:
Fun fact- some scientists say cats have sensitive enough hearing that they can hear babies’ heartbeats within their mother’s bodies.
Husk, staring at Carmilla:
Carmilla, who’s still processing that she’s pregnant and hasn’t begun telling anyone else: …is something wrong?
Husk, ears bristling slightly: h o w m a n y h e a r t s d o y o u h a v e ?
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stuckinapril · 3 months
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I will entrench myself in literature this year no matter what the fuck it takes
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astrobei · 11 months
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will byers is:
a sweater thief ✅
clingy ✅
a morning person ❌
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sonic-adventure-3 · 1 year
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unmmmmm outfit concept or something
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monjinator · 1 year
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Grandview Bakery. Pittsburgh, PA
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wigglebox · 6 months
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Suptober - Day 12 || Swap Meat [x]
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dragzo · 3 months
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oh Red Son no-
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otaku553 · 11 months
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A certain first encounter
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sir-yeehaw-paws · 2 months
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Reminded daily that Venom is so hot I can't stand it.
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