i love being a Ninjago fan because im literally not. like i love the guys and i spend my disposable income on ninjago sets but like. the last time I actively watched the show was when they were in the sky and doing airjitsu with the monks and there was pirates n stuff. i have no clue what's happening in the show and nor do I wish to. i am perfectly content with my periscope over the fence while collecting my cool lil sets
"chilchuck isn't a twink, he's a DILF!" now i get why you're saying that but i feel like you've maybe forgotten what chilchuck tims canonically looks like
i'm sorry but this man is a twink. also DILF isn't a body type it's a status (and technically, an opinion) so he can be both
"but he's middle-aged!" look at him. look with your eyeballs. his age has nothing to do with the fact that he Looks Like That. he's a twink. the sooner you accept this the less angry his fandom will make you
edit bc this post has become the bane of my existence:
FAQ
Q: wtf do you mean he's a dad? he looks like a kid.
A: he is 29 years old, and a half-foot. half-foots are dungeon meshi's halflings, or hobbits, or whatever you want to call them.
Q: wait, if he's 29, why the fuck are you calling him middle-aged?
A: half-foots have an average lifespan of 50 years. chilchuck was originally drawn with grey hairs (you can see that in the manga fullbody) but the mangaka gave up on that over time. he's middle-aged for his race.
Q: hey, doesn't that look like a little angry face on his boot in the manga drawing?
A: yea kinda
I'M SORRY I don't like to put something little mine with the great stories I love so much but *inhales* @somerandomdudelmao, @kathaynesart, are you okay with doing this???? *Puts you both in the "Bucket of suffering"*
i know that since forever we have all been caught in "wow i wish i could draw/paint/create that way but i'm just a writer" and "wow i wish i could write but i can just draw/paint/create this way" but it still gets me every single time when someone makes fanart based on something i wrote
like what do you mean you took my silly little words that happen to form sentences and made a fucking masterpiece???? hello???????
i thought I would try joining in on @ineffablefamfeb ! if i manage to commit to this in any way shape or form I'll be posting on twitter and here, probably with nsfw and sfw prompt fills. genuinely in love with the vibes of this event and i'm so excited to see all the fun sweet (saucy?) pieces that come out of it.
prompt fill 1: sfw / getting baby to sleep
I can tell that we are gonna be friends
Yes, I can tell that we are gonna be friends
♪
Many thanks to @oneiroy for letting me use Ryss for this pose!
I am hoping to do more collabs like this with tumblr mutuals, so folks I engage a bit more directly with here might be getting privately messaged at some point in the future. Once I'm feeling brave again, anyway.
Mostly, I just like the idea of Yein knowing all these amazing OCs in passing and sharing moments of joy with them!
in those heavy days in june, when love became an act of defiance
song - june by florence + the machine
special thanks to @xxluckystrike for getting me back into f+tm and to @panzershrike-pretz @ronald-speirs for giving me feedback/hearing my rambling brain thoughts as i made this!