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elswifee · 9 months
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Jealousy Jealousy
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Warnings: violence, drug!use, alcohol!use, future smut, flirty!ellie, dom!ellie, jealous!ellie, bsf!ellie, nerdy!reader, sub!reader, f!nger!ng (r!receiving), strap!usage (r!receiving), scissoring, angst.. I guess??
Summary: player ellie finally convinces her bestfriend's, y/n to go to a party after school, when she get jealous of people start looking at her with hungry eyes. Causing a scene, may cost her, her bestfriend.
A/N: umm so this is my first ever fanfic so please I apologize if any Grammer mistakes, and I will be including spanish words into all my stories bc that's my first language. But I obviously will translate what it means in English. PLEASE DONT BULLY ME!! Anyways, thank you angels. ♡
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It was 10 pm and you were reviewing your studies from your classes earlier. You had showered, changed into some pink shorts and a white tank top, and made yourself some tea. You were already in bed just going through some pages of your text book.
Knock, knock.
You grunt, getting our of your bed and walking towards your front door. Another two knocks emit from your door. "I'm going, jeez." You open the door to find yourself infront of Ellie. "Hey, doll. How you doin'," She says as she steps inside, pulling you in by your waist, hugging you, and pressing her lips on top of your head.
"Els, what you doing here?" You asked
"What, I can't come see my bestfriend anymore?"
"No, you can, but I was just abt to go to bed," you say, heading back upstairs to your room. Ellie tailing behind you. "Awh, already. It's bearly 10:30" She whines, taking off her leather jacket and converse. Jumping on your bed and getting under the sheets. Soon you join her covering yourself too. She grabs the remote and turns on the TV. "Soooo," she starts. "Yes, ellie?" You say, already knowing she is going to ask you something.
"There's going to be a party tomorrow at some fratboys house, wanna come?" She asks, but before you say no she begins to beg. "Please come, you never want to come. You'll make me really happy... pleaseeeee?" You roll your eyes. You aren't surprised, it was no secret that ellie was pretty popular in school because she is in the soccer team, but also really popular with the ladies. "I don't know Els, I have a test tommorow and I'm going to be busy studying and-" you were cut off by an annoyed sigh. "But you always study. There isn't gonna be any damage if you don't study for one night. Please y/n come tommorow." She whines, wrapping her cold, veiny hands around your waist. You had no bra on, making your nipples perk up due to the coldness of her hands.
You push up the covers up to your neck, covering yourself. Your turn to face her, your faces just about a feet away. You can see all her freckles, and those gorgeous green eyes. "Ugh, okay fine. I'll go." You finally give in, and ellie is squealing like a little girl. Chanting yes yes yes! Before hugging you again. "Okay, okay, ya Calmate!" (Calm down) Your Spanish coming out as she starts to tickle you. Soon she calms down, you guys lay next to each other you facing the wall and her facing your back, hugging you from behind. Your stomach erupts with butterflies as soon as she slipped her hand under your top. Drawing small circles against your warm, soft skin.
Soon you fall into a deep slumber, although in the other hand, ellie was still awake, trying to get as close as possible to you. Your scent of coconut and roses drove her fucking crazy. Her cold hand soon turning warm due to your skin. Your legs rubbing against her sweatpants . She enjoyed these moments. Being in your arms while you sleep. She feels so lucky to be your person. The truth is, Ellie has had the biggest, fattest crush on you, ever since you introduced yourself to her in biology class in 8th grade. She is just too pussy to confront her feeling to you, thinking it'll ruin yalls friendship.
Don't fuck up your friendship! Don't fuck up your friendship! DON'T FUCK UP YOUR FRIENDSHIP!
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valentinoknives · 3 years
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i cannot express how much i hate Hawaiian day at schools
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lizzy-frizzle · 3 years
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Non-Fiction
May 5th, 2001
SMACK.
“My son shouldn’t behave like this.”
Her hand stings across my cheek. I count my blessings it’s not with her wedding ring hand this time.
My mother continues, “Men don’t wear bras.”
A coconut bra lies between us. I look at the floor and know that if I just don’t react, she’ll move on. It took 10 minutes and another hit, but she did.
Late July, 2001
I sneak into my parents room, they were just fighting and my mom went to the bar, my dad “went for a drive”. I didn’t know it at the time, they both just left and made my sister watch me. So, my sister holed up in her room. I grab my moms high heels and walk around. I try to find a dress, but it’s not in the dresser so I settle for the shoes.
Various moments, 2002-2006
“Don’t put your hands on your hips you look like a girl.”
“We’re getting your hair cut, I don’t want people mistaking you for a girl.”
“Dont hold your hand out like that, only girls do that.”
The list goes on.
August 10th, 2007
I log into runescape, for the dozenth time this week. I stare at my character, I made it a guy because my friend was watching me make it. I discovered an NPC that lets you change your character, and I switch to the girl model. Wandering around, later that night, I meet a new person.
“Hey, are you really a girl?”
I stop for a moment and stare at the message. Without thinking, I respond.
“Yea, of course I am.”
“Are you looking for a bf?”
Well. That’s a development. I’m 13, I’ve never had a girlfriend, and I definitely have never been someone’s girlfriend. I didn’t like boys like that, but I kind of want to see what it feels like to be treated like a girl.
“Sure, what’s up?”
Summer, 2009
“Hey, Brandon, why do you always wear sweatshirts?”
I don’t know? “They’re comfy, they make me feel safe.”
“It’s like, 90 degrees out though, aren’t you hot?”
I think for a moment, am I? I don’t really sweat that much, and now is not an exception.
“Nah, I’d prefer to keep the sweatshirt on.”
“But, you’re in jeans and a sweatshirt, and everyone is swimming.”
“Yea, I know, I’m fine with watching.”
My friend goes off and has fun in the pool. I’m not sure why I feel so uncomfortable with swimming.
Sometime during 2009
I have a dream. I’m sitting on my bed, and I’m next to a girl. She looks like me, but she has longer hair. For a while I’ve forgotten what was said during the dream, but I remember now, in the present.
“You’re not ready for me yet, but you will be.”
For a while, I interpreted that as, “I’m not ready for a girlfriend, so I shouldn’t worry about it”. But I know better now.
March, 2010
I’m playing halo 3, online, and talking to people, not really paying all that much attention to what’s happening. I still go by my old runescape username, Shadow393939
“Hey Shadow, are you a girl?”
“What? Why?”
“Well, shadow’s either a girl or a young boy.”
I want to say I’m a girl, but my friend is in the game too.
“Shadow’s a boy.” he says.
The people who were asking laugh, and say, “Well, your voice will deepen soon enough kid.”
I don’t want it to. I like my voice as it is.
June, 2010
My voice is cracking more often. I aim to lock myself in my room the rest of the summer. Only coming out to eat or go to the bathroom. My sister calls me weird.
July, 2010
I attempt suicide for the 4th time. I fail. My friend caught me, and demands I start going for runs with him. He invites me to a group of friends he wants to play frisbee with. He thinks it’ll be good for me.
September, 2011
School hasn’t started yet. My mom and sister are out clothes shopping, I stayed home because, “Men’s clothes are so dull, it doesn’t matter what you get me, just make sure it’s baggy. Maybe a fleece sweatshirt.”
I sneak into my sisters room, she has an outfit on her bed. A simply outfit, just a women’s t-shirt and some jeans.
I put them on, I feel...Good? Ashamed. I take them off, put them back on the bed how they were, and go cry in my room the rest of the night. I leave my room at 2am, and see a black fleece sweatshirt on my doorknob, among other clothes.
I put on the sweatshirt and imagine how it’d look if I had a bra on. If I was a girl.
I feel a little better.
December, 2011
My mom begs me to cut my hair for senior pictures. She never lets me have it too long. Sometimes when I’m getting things from stores, people confuse me for a woman before they see my face. It feels nice, I wish it would happen more.
October 20th, 2018 2:04am
I wake up from a dream. It’s my 4th dream in a row where I’m a girl. In the dream, I got bottom surgery. I woke up terrified. I messaged my sister in law, and told her, “I don’t think I’m a boy.”
It took 24 years. 24 years to learn what transgender was. 24 years to have a name for my uncomfortable feelings towards my body. Dysphoria. 24 years to figure out, “I don’t have to be a boy.”
When I came out as transgender, I was told by my relatives that I couldn’t be. I never showed the signs. I’m throwing my life away. The usual.
I no longer speak to most of my blood relatives. I did show the signs. I always have been a girl locked away in a boys body, irreparable damage was done to my body via puberty that I didn’t get a say to prevent.
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sirjustice134-blog · 4 years
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What they dont wanna see is another bad trait hidden in another tribe as now life made easy so its not out as wanting others foods so better every tribe be a nation on itself to avoid the same once they got the solid concept of making gadgets and life movable equipment and other accessories like paste or detergents. With perfumes is made with fragrance flowers, banana or just fruit and u can even combine them, cut them place them in a big container the take the perfumes bottle photo or just the bottle, in the dark spit saliva on it many people and ya perfumed formed as well as toothpaste which can be as well made with water hyacinth and tea leaves or mixed with the above 4 freshener concept. You place the toothpaste container into the cut mixture like with just the perfume.
In many years kebi has not been happy like now as well with Minaj or Robinson or other women he is pursuing we know not, Like on phone talking to them they give into laughter as if very happy and had a new happening in life and the same applies when kebi is removing their bra and panties ready 4 intercourse they do the same but in awe and bliss like in the link below
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The luo in the song below depicts the character shown as they have known much on tv controlling us yet is us who were to do the same- Nigeria- and even china when we have known how to make Automobiles, electronics, internet and airplane, it would not be as usual, u will get to know us, thought it was a joke with what we were singing and the Egypt thing with us and even Eu and USA, u must get to know us dude period signaled by the man pointing on the screen to build emphasis of no kidding but its reality as we have know how to make Bamba decoder and we can make many and sell to many nations who have not learnt the same and still be rich. The reverse also implies about kebi when he was in the USA he had bought big cars he made, houses and hotels and the thing he cherish most are women, so, for example, if he finds some1ontop of Lobinson or Minaj as delanu explains u will see fire as emphasized by the man pointing at the screen like in the song link below, they have lied and forced us to read the same on print media with airplane with linear motion or clouds with rain
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Who has made it 1st b4 ya, who is superior and less superior, it will go down in history as they 1st made it ahead of ya. U talk of my money in the bank i go to the counter to get cash, well said, but i have done that many times and its a gimmick. Go with ya to cement de truth to stop disturbing me or u just wanna locate if i got the Id to impersonation or steal it like now its a business so u get to get a new 1 and pay $ 1 for the same. It should be u cant take another even after the the previous to stop the above game
The above in the link below should be done on metallic coffins as wooden ones should be abolished to be a mark of already used and exhumed coffin to end that saga, once and for all. Many from the base as bottom and 1 0r 2 from sides at the mortuary or buying center. When this is done it totally eliminates the explained below on casket exhumation.
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With paying bus new stipulated way to avoid delay, is where their is a stoppage or stage their u buy the ticket shown on the website trading at what price that if u enter the bus u give it to the driver eliminating the tot service, the entering door should be the 1 beside the driver not in the middle the made like that city commuter buses or u can buy it from ya phone with fix or inbuilt receipt discharge protocol like in the link below which u give unto the driver as it can be blue tooth operated to check on the bus payment system as it has ya phone number if at all u bought the ticket or dubious
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Kebi is challenging the African automotive manufacturers that he need something unique not loved by many, so wants a customized car without headlights or rear lights but his likes in the link below will be fixed 2 big ones in from with 2 small for signal like breaking and negotiating a corner as well as the rear ones. He says cars with light make ya head big and fed up while the proposed above re-leaves ya of the same
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If u got a post and fires people off job, one day the same will fall on u and u wont make it, to feel the same as them in the former case lest u throw ya-self from lofty high to fall to the ground and break ya neck or die instantly. The same applies to the likes of Britain.
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Prices from N 20,000- N 300,000 Which in kenya translates to khs 20,000-150000 in dollars is $ 200- 3000 which means living now is cheap when the above is payed on credit or on hire purchase. Same is made with ice, dough, cereals, hay, scrap plastic inserted inside photos of such or a broken piece while u walk around many people blowing on hot charcoal like on a firewood or cut plastic place on dough as well as the inside of coconut which is white then u piss or spit saliva on the above in the dark and boom they’re formed, easy not submarine science.
Moch onyono cianda nah, malwar kucho eti amechoka na tabia zangu za utoto mbeleni alidhani mimi ni ntu mkubwa, matoyo tonge na, Konya ulu wajameni!!!!
If after arrest u talk me to hospital and i got no that virus, so be it, what u want dude, to arrest me and have the holiday to break my door or what dude, the case arises if am arrested and i got the virus, is when after being treated am fined or jailed as much as i me alone don’t wear the mask and others do it.
Why look at each other when all ya dubious plans are blocked on tv even while watching soccer in stadium with tv showing the other side next to u and vice versa and most are from that city who had known what each other worn Israel telling his kids in the bible, Go to Egypt as Kansas or Australia or the Africa North Nation as it got Euphorbia now the after sorted 4 cash crop used to make sanitizers and liquid soaps by cutting and placing in much water in the dark then spit on the mixture many and boom what u want like shampoos, chemicals like battery acid, sodium chloride etc are formed which are used daily and their usage can never stop lest the human generation dies as opposed to tamarind seed which now got money cause still many are infected but in times futurity all will be cured cause the medication is handy so cant bank on that like Polio was eliminated, so if at-all u could have banked on the same, u could now be crying foul and the same indictment falls on Hiv/Aids
In New Mexico state next to the shelter are houses that takes ya to hell, hell can be like 5 km in height, a story building while width or length can be like 4-6 km while inside portioned rooms 4 people per floor can be like 10 by 10, so calculate how many people are harbored in 1 such hell like that while the height of every room is like 2 meters in height, so calculate how many floors from top to bottom floor in 5 km height story hse, even Wichita downtown got the same, where their is hell underneath always is desert like on the earth crust. Hot but air-conditioners are available as well as artificial foods where their is gymnastics to check on ya weight and body shape. Good bro!!!
Another way to monitor above from ya submarine is to use the dump truck technique described below or use another small drone altogether using 2 alternator technology so not to get depleted and overheat to burn which is wireless and water proof to get into and out of water not having hitches.
They walk around looking 4 places that grows Euphorbia or where it can be grown in plantation but have not harbor it naturally and resort to jealousy. They want India to have much population so even though it got much of that plantation it cant be export but saves the country exchange and develop bad rapport among client countries so to buy from other spheres. Somali and Yemen got much as well even sudan or S-sudan, so created war to build military bases in pretense to combat the war where with their big vessels they cut the same and ship to Europe which got no such, make chemicals, disinfectants, soap with them and in their chain stores abroad or even on the Eastern states of Usa sell the same making huge super normal profits and this the war. With this if these nations pick up from violence such will atrophies so wanna bring the Negros like to adjacent nations like Kenya to help them do the above or grow such and secretly buy from them, getting them off carli4nia which also got the same so they don’t benefit their and here in Kenya is Somali people realize the same to import such to Europe to make them richest Africa nation cause in Europe such don’t grow and Negros as well barred from sharing Somali wealth but remain locked in Kenya as Somalia need not Kenya coast to export such to Europe. See their plan which is wicked and if Negros came here it increase the jamaica music being played as i got huge following here which has led to huge buying of original Japanese music system, so the same move aims at that, to increase the same as buy coffee or iced tea from USA chain-stores or tea-shops which are about to set foot here as well as they wanted to bring their pay Tv to increase subscription as well as internet connection to every house. China as well getting money via the same pay tv and motor bikes USA wanted and has started exporting or making locally, like Europe Kibo bikes. I knew Amanda as much Nancy, anyway its a blessing in disguise, they will enter heaven or escape hell fire, as they will say or i will say or the judges will have it they tried helping to understand the situation of the day as it was a plan to get into your love trap as well men to benefit from, as to look where to eat cleverly as it could encourage laziness if at-all they were not their to let me know. Beyond anything bad their is something good and vice versa bro. Get this truth bro
When i have call it quit on all avenues that interests ya to follow me, then stop dude and thats it bro. What do u want, me dead then hurriedly instead of rushing 4 my cloth like Christ, with knife u rush to cut my booty and eat it in brutal solidarity, so u don’t wanna loose me, want me to be in the country to facilitate that not get out dude.
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If u despise 1 to the latter, if they take a shit and look back to it b4 flashing, it denatures the despiser lips and many know not of such and spend much money looking 4 medication yet the antidote is resorting to love to avert the same
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https://www.crfg.org/pubs/ff/tamarind.html
https://books.google.co.ke/books?id=uFo03Nd2oj8C&pg=PA63&lpg=PA63&dq=countries+with+most+grown+euphorbia+ammak&source=bl&ots=iswo3AzZes&sig=ACfU3U1DQbq58_dSqNg5KNarITB9AM-xIA&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjiqbe01fvoAhUB2-AKHQrTAZ4Q6AEwC3oECAsQAQ#v=onepage&q=countries%20with%20most%20grown%20euphorbia%20ammak&f=false
https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-google-coop&biw=1024&bih=632&ei=wAagXsKwK76LjLsP8NWViAQ&q=countries+with+most+grown+euphorbia+ammak&oq=countries+with+most+grown+euphorbia+ammak&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzoECAAQRzoFCCEQoAE6BggAEAcQHjoECAAQDVCM6gZYhcYHYKjOB2gAcAJ4AIABxgKIAeItkgEIMC42LjIwLjGYAQCgAQGqAQdnd3Mtd2l6&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwjCkKj41PvoAhW-BWMBHfBqBUEQ4dUDCAs&uact=5
https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-google-coop&biw=1024&bih=632&ei=mgagXrWCDt3RgwejiY_IBw&q=places+where+euphorbia+ammak+is+grown+most+in+the+world&oq=places+where+euphorbia+ammak+is+grown+most+in+the+world&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzoECAAQR1Cp0QFYo5ECYPWfAmgAcAJ4AIABwAKIAYAMkgEHMC4xLjUuMZgBAKABAaoBB2d3cy13aXo&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwi1t_vl1PvoAhXd6OAKHaPEA3kQ4dUDCAs&uact=5
They are locating the above as where Euphobia grows much as where ojuok jajuok grows, where people with bad eye interfere with the composition of its branches so dont treat that sickness well so he used to go at night climb 1 of the tree which made him fall to confuse it with Gambian story Magic Calabash which broke his legs 4 the locals name him computer wizard as he loved war and he was always reading about all the presidential monuments in Washington Dc state
The above done since much chemicals and disinfectants as much as liquid or powered soaps, shampoo, applying oils, relief drugs are made out of this green-tree.
Police in Russia and china don’t bother at locating ya on roads if u are over-speeding or smoking as drinking alcohol while driving, a new mechanism has cropped in where digital of the same like the New China Electric meters that are wireless that are tracked centrally at the office, where such are installed in ya car and their working is known whether dead or working via the radar so cant break it down, hence u just get an SMS that on this section of the road u where over-speeding, warned 3 pay the fine b4 an arrest warrant issued if u repeat it again.
https://www.alibaba.com/trade/search?fsb=y&IndexArea=product_en&CatId=&SearchText=digital+speedometer
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Locator-Portable-Visual-Fault-Hor-Sales_62350841560.html?spm=a2700.galleryofferlist.0.0.787c5977cl2QFq&s=p&bypass=true
https://www.alibaba.com/trade/search?fsb=y&IndexArea=product_en&CatId=&SearchText=digital+alcohol+detector+machine&viewtype=&tab=
https://www.alibaba.com/trade/search?fsb=y&IndexArea=product_en&CatId=&SearchText=digital+smoke+detector+machine&viewtype=&tab=
Birth of nelson Bon, Lisbon, Portugal b4 being airlifted to Kenya 4 adoption, the photo on the star soft bottle was his back then at the Nairobi, Wilson Airport, Was taken to Kenya out of his looking at good things which many whites dont condone or want the laughing as if things are okay and was born in Novembers, watch his star saying in astronomy b4 being adopted
https://www.jumia.co.ke/fabric-conditioner-spring-fresh-5-litres-sta-soft-mpg173608.html
Assuring Minaj, Lobinson, Magdalin and all the laddies he has perused and wants to marry that the future is rosy and those he want them to be his cougar as he don’t love extra-smooth things but rather not all that supple. In the below link is him after taking shower with much detol to make his skin dry like of an old person. Magdalin ol Niki as Robinson Dirt off ya shoulder not with blow job but with ya hand or made gadget like in the link below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndN29ioPNZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWUV71G5W8g
The Nyamweshi, they followed the moon hoping it will relieve them of the burden encountered at that time so were called people of the moon, watuwa mwezi.
Pendo la nyamwezi mungu ni pendo la ajabu, huweshi kulinganisha x2
With okwaju treats Aids then aids will be finished like done diseases so u cant bank on that as its short run, bringing people here to be many to contract the same to bring the medication as u say they will never know just as automation yet in the lands they are from bears the biggest wild plantation of those okwaju fruits like Mexico and Carli4nia USA, some saying they are people of Sudan or Indian cause as well bears those fruit just looking 4 best/good things like rich man and Lazarus parable, while these fruits grows in any tropical land but in small amounts but can be grown huge so cant bank on it so relents them.
Fish place on snow flakes as ice makes iron sheets, furniture, coffins, glass, plates, nails buildings, any machine, wood or galvanized container houses, trains and thats the hidden gimmicks with temperate lands as they are found in large amounts and aint curse as cut leaves or grass and thats why they had gone their, make even cereals like corn and wheat flakes. Women with barnabas to cement reality, barafu, fuo as stupid while in tropics you can buy much fridges and make the same as ice cubes.
The fish, flying small insects, arachnids, birds as hawks or the nozzle of sprayers placed under ice or dough while u spit or hurled cold water makes drones or nails and the same nail made that way if u place few in ice or dough and many hardware small apparatus like nail, like in the link below. Vineyard and worker parable another version to bring out reality
https://www.google.com/search?q=nozzle+of+sprayers+bottles+images&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwje8qSf-_joAhUHQhQKHcmXBtkQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=nozzle+of+sprayers+bottles+images&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQA1CVN1jFTWDmUWgBcAB4AIABygGIAdINkgEFMC43LjKYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZw&sclient=img&ei=Q5yeXp7FL4eEUcmvmsgN&bih=632&biw=1024&client=ms-google-coop
Unless incapacitated then we can chip in and help ya kid in later years, your country is rich and got such disability benefits not now as ya wife can hustle 4 ya as the economy still got loopholes to fix ya self. Cant just give birth and disturb others who have not done the same but in a position to with such kids wanting every part of ya food as if u played part in the Zygotic formation, calculate dude, and if reason be he will be an Mp be 4 your mother and if u will make a car with no headlines as gotten from other kids as excuse, make it as well 4 ya kins me iwill not buy it, i would have moved to another country as take another route altogether. Take care of ya own shit bro, dont transfer it to others as excuse now u dont want kids, lets his father not yet incapacitated take care of him not me period or it will tantamount to war, either u kill me or i kill ya
Waswahili are Jamaicans, they were migrated from Kenya coast by the Europeans like portuguess, they forgot the swahili dialect as European de-tribalised them to adopt English, stay put and get the truth from white men stop this and that u know not fellows. Some even were taken to Nigeria where they intermarried but initially they live in southern Africa countries such as Mozambique or Sa and Botswana
If u claim this and that after a person utterance then u r close to being mad/insane and may leave ya company and if u dine still with rude people as hang/role with them people hates ya off-springs, as they assume u teach them the same as birds of same feathers stick/fly together. Desist women, let them die their own death, if u tolerate them, what next to eat in ya house and sleep secretly with ya kids or wife to bring the same bad kids we want not. Oil they waited is overtaken by alternator generators even match box/stick or cooking gas they had known how to make, tell them that they see reality so they get busy as look 4 loopholes in the economy to fix themselves or they will be killed cause it cant give ya food year in year out. Dude what ya exist plan or waiting 4 that i will also benefits from so i tolerate u or my kids benefit from, Nothing but bringing ya smelling mouth to my face or wanting me to suck ya dick. Stop fellows and resort to handwork period.
Kitchen and toilet appliances as well as furniture are made with fish placed in snow flakes or dough while u bath tickling, kinda, ya ass hole as washing it with sponge and boom its formed or u hurl cold cuddled milk unto the above and boom the kind of appliances u want formed or u place photos of the above unto the ice or snow flakes as another method still they are formed as mfalme wa yawhodi comes in to cement Christ sayings or what he meant and the reason 4 his killing
The above signal end to tyranny as cheap affordable life crops in if such are put in payment plan its much more cheap. Like in the link below but should be more cheap cause aint imported if sold in Kenya, now leave china made ones bro
https://www.jumia.co.ke/televisions/eefa/
Like a lady A sat on her bed legs apart helding kebis head like being on a staring hands moving from the back part of the staring wheel like spanking the back of his head, kebi licking that things, do u know what she utters in deep enjoyment or pleasure “ don’t bite it babe and if u r biting it without my consent continue biting it softly as i know it“
Utensils and the modern jikos, stoves and motors or pumps and more just try with any gadget not made in other ways provided above or below are made after placing the offering on the dough like broken parts pieces, where women talk on each other face as same as men, kinda, wanting like to kiss and boom they are formed even with electric kettles, cookers, mags, coffee making machines, some fridges, gas cylinders, nail cutters, bottle openers etc Gold and jewels as well are made this way by placing hard mafi or inside of guava, corpse of people who suffered they exhume in a container, add much water and do the above or spit saliva and boom any product u want is formed as caskets, bling, rings, study as earrings etc
The grave slabs explained below can be made of metallic iron rods to avoid break outs and to be strongly glued to the earth it can have wings like long metallic projections from sides to hold firm to the ground to give hard time in trying to uproot it.
They liaise with power company to create black out conducive 4 sweet escape and people who view things on their eye to see into ya compound guard position to fly the drone like to ya balcony to get into ya house them ambush ya and thats why now their should be no power black out which will not facilitate the above situation which even they kill you in. They use the open drone from another compound to get into ya compound or house in the link below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoFQ1NTwy04
Bank give me all that money to give to their big wing so they feel nice and leave me all alone, bad conduct they wanna put ya in. Anyway life has been made easy with the latest innovations in Africa, so i don’t give a hoot of living big/large. Up to ya if u wanna do the same, hustle by ya self don’t incorporate me into it, wanting good from me but u cant help me, instead give me dirty names.
Dont dude, discussing 1 past, spoils ya face and its known that way, kinda, u look malnourished yet not. If they are good at this time as don’t disturb ya again leave it to pass and thats maturity and can happen to any1 or any1 kid in times futurity.
Along the road behind Dala hera where water collects after a short downfall is where Herod was buried and john body while at where palmers hotel family lived and thats the reason why so i know was where Goliath and King David was buried, in fact when u r there, kinda, if u look down, the earth crust seems to divide into 2.
Aluminum foil, wires or plates as sufuria when placed in dough makes double door fridges, automated vendor machines or milk processing equipment and storage.
At Night when sleeping u see the spot of green-light as in ya dreams to tell ya that its green-man who told these white-men per country how gadgets are made and some writings we love are by them as well as song given to them to do it in their own way.
The door of submarine described below should not be on a protruding end/side as a house veranda or balcony but like a small partition done inside with its own door so if 1 from outside don’t see an extension but just as a cylinder in the link below which can be made into a submarine
http://around-us-facts.blogspot.com/2013/04/why-tanker-trucks-are-made-cylindrical.html
Emery asking delanu “Ule dem mwenye kepi anamtaka, tayari ameshampatia kitu amemeza au la asha“ Babo Mtu wangu, nikujikakamua tu kisabuni while kebi says as he gets into the conversation, in Broken luo “An adong’o ne blina, kedo kal pidho thuol apidho manda mond kiko-okomplain kaka okomplain sani ne home girls ne eti she is contented but not satisfied“
Adwalo mochanda gi magdalin, to gitamle miya golo na gimolo mondo aswo gi koyo ni, Kebi molocha was heard complaining.
How machines or gadgets as equipment should be priced, measure 30% weight of the above which is the minimum high quality placed dough used b4 cold sewer water is hurled synonymous with some fridges, pick ups or the lighting up garbage Lory where cut other color glass pieces is place on the dough above and boom that machine formed. The price should be 30% weight of that machine translate it to wheat flour price of that 30% used to make that very machine and multiply by 100 as 100 x while the multiplied times is the profit, the hard task derived from making such as the lost sheep parable cements the truth. If dough worth 1 buck was used let the gadget be 100 bucks period cause they are just made. Pick ups are also made with maize cobs as eggs, i mean placed in different styles, Christ with division to bring out the reality of what he meant or signaled. Beyond 100 times can take ya too hell as u see hell door being lowered, no kidding jo, its not guess work but pure truth bro.
With every gadget u can use egg as the being placed on the dough, with double door fridges u place 2 standing on the tip, king of the jew to bring out another version reality, cookers u place it like sleeping on the other side, stereos u cut the boiled egg into pieces as well as Tv, with drones u place them in circles with big airplane u place it in a rectangular form with choppers in square form, u can try with any shape placing the egg on dough and after partaking mwarubaine/neem leaves with meditation u visualize the gadget that can be made using such pattern.
If u were to be paid 5% of the total cost of every gadget made using Ae technology or the no fuel generator theorem, then in many nations which has bought from like china Alibaba or Italy Linz generator and more have sold much pieces but why haven’t u been paid or taken them to court esp those manufacturing countries described in the following tumblr of this a/c. Stop dude, look 4 other ways to hustle esp coast province blooded fellows such as many luyas, dont expect water out of Euphobia tree but white Gum as dont look 4 the dead among the living with the Christ tomb, free things locators yet with ya money they want ya to join their things yet when u got none, u dont see them around or go in circles giving ya silly defaming names, as join and dont do this, eat corpse. Corpse can save ya ass, as dont make ya cleaver 4 such explained, it was just the German gimmick to delude ya to destroy ya mind further.
They are coming up with simbapay to allow u get many a/cs like with African phone lines so as to withdraw much from 2goinvoice since they got the software. They have been blocked in dubious ways and cant move on so resort to daytime lies as seen dubious ways. Let it be 1 or 2 line per person and i know if that is done many company wanna come in so they got other many options to open from to get many lines to do the same just as with Pay Tv decoders per countries. Britain u r digging ya own grave and sitting on a tickling time bomb. Click the link below 4 more
https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&q=simbapay+uk&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
They get into submarines with 2 doors to get into the inside like the 1st door if u open u get with water but still inside there their is a water pump that the crew sitch it one to let out the very water that got in with you out, which if has gotten out the space remain free with you just inside b4 u open the 2nd door that gets into the inside of the real drone minus the water that got with ya as explained above. Submarines are just airtight heavy wall drones that instead of cold air being blown from below the gas cylinder to take it up, the reverse is done on the top of the siren gas cylinder to take it down the water b4 another cold air blown from below of the same magnitude as the 1 blown from above to keep it at the same level in water, the same technology as well applies to airplane in air as another cold air blow from behind the siren gas cylinder to keep it moving ahead. To negotiate a corner or a U-turn cold air blown from the tip or the end most of the cylinder from beside and to get back cold air blown from the rear part of the cylinder and thats as well the rocket, drone, submarine or chopper science. Weed parable, Beatitude or little kids, with Christ and lost coin parable to bring reality of the above. Click the link below to get a glimpse of submarine and inside ya air travel u can opt 4 one tied on a parachute once the fall develops an hitch to fall u get out while inside the drone with the parachute described above b4 u open it to make u land on the sea then u start ya journey.
https://www.google.com/search?q=images+of++submarine+vessels&client=opera&hs=8MP&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=YWCjS6kWU6U5mM%253A%252Cmw0B22SbvUlCBM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kR6whfhvNgBzhWMeVcGFkup6sNI-Q&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi76fCrqPHoAhW9A2MBHeluAWIQ9QEwAnoECAoQHg#imgrc=YWCjS6kWU6U5mM:
Yet people follow engage in fights in the aftermath yet these folks are friend and what they champion is just games they discuss at night like in the link below where their will be no stealing of election if ballot boxes are locked with finger print padlocks unless the returning officer is near then the same done or if Has not taken Ginger with Skali ngulu or mbuta to avert the changing of body parts by Mr Hindu as the finger can be given to another to do the same as allow rigging and ballot boxes weighed immediately after election then a rough calculation done based on the weight to find the number of total votes cast b4 counting like a sample of 1000 ballot paper weighs this so what about the weight of ballot papers cast in this ballot box minus the weight. they are looking 4 other dubious loopholes to more confuse the folks
https://www.google.com/search?q=raila+with+uhuru+images+on+standard+newpaper+front+page+today&tbm=isch&source=univ&client=ms-google-coop&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjIh9D26e7oAhUxzIUKHR-7CkIQ420oCnoECAoQGA&biw=1024&bih=654
https://www.jumia.co.ke/measuring-tools-scales/
https://www.jumia.co.ke/catalog/?q=finger+print+padlocks
Robinson those Gemini the twins on ya chest are big who are touching them Robinson, don’t hide me, u r my homie or may it not be Lil wayne, Knowles those hooves from ya besides are to big and wide, who is caressing them, Mrs Knowles, don’t be afraid i wont tell girl or may it not be u have harbor an African in ya house whose skin is dry and rough like in the song below, Excuse me, excuse me Mrs Robinson is Obama hitting that thing right or just play with it, i long to do the same but no jest with it Mum- am delanu mkubwa
Minaj dont or never feel a shamed i wont tell as well, then tell, i know like u r saying, kinda, “things can be resolved, nothing beyond us, their is always a solution to a predicament” those booty are to flabby and too big than as we saw them in yester years, tell me girl who is touching them, may it not be Lobinson has tought u the same as u harbor an Africa in ya crib doing that work. Tell me women, where are u taking them booty if not to me am in owe and perturbed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2LtlHMugo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-yn1luPxAY
Buy even small of the linz No fuel generator in the link bellow which is more cheap the the protruding end make a gear on it like with mountain bike chain system to rotate the other gear slow to rotate the wind turbine so u can use it even to power the whole school or 5 star hotel as it got much watts rather than placing the turbine on poles creating bad name on ya side as u don’t build the country as pay electric bill something which is cheap. Dont tint ya name. U connect the wind turbine of many watts as u select to buy with the same powerful inverter, like 10,000 watts shown in the link below
https://www.jumia.co.ke/catalog/?q=alternator+generators
https://www.jumia.co.ke/catalog/?q=wind+turbine
https://www.google.com/search?q=10,+000+watts+china+inverter+images&tbm=isch&source=univ&client=ms-google-coop&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiFyqay7-7oAhUsyYUKHaz1B0kQsAR6BAgKEAE
https://www.google.com/search?q=linz+alternator+generator+images&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwi2hZy17-7oAhVP4oUKHdwWD94Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=linz+alternator+generator+images&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoCCAA6BAgAEEM6BAgAEB46BggAEAgQHjoGCAAQBRAeOgQIABAYUJGpBFis_gRgnIMFaABwAHgCgAGrCIgB9VCSAQ4yLTE2LjUuMi4yLjIuMZgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1n&sclient=img&ei=r1GZXvbxCc_ElwTcrbzwDQ&client=ms-google-coop
With no fuel Generator above like the Linz u can use a solar panel mounted on a solar charger controller to turn the motor during the day and at night use its battery to avoid staying out of power when battery reduces in voltage not to turn the turbine to produce power. U CAN USE A Technician
https://www.jumia.co.ke/catalog/?q=solar+panels
https://www.jumia.co.ke/catalog/?q=solar+charger+controllers
Bones of animals in dough or ice cubes placed in different patterns or styles make as well office or home appliances, furniture or small hand driven or operated machines like grinders or drills. Barafu as women with Lazarus comes handy to cement de truth. With Egg u use peeled off egg like with the explanation below
Double door fridge made with 2 boiled egg place standing next to each other on the specified dough. Africans as Kenyans where have u reached as well as Negros, Minafika wapi with frustrating kebi and u have been warned slogan after being told the money making online gimmicks. Lake Victoria can be reduced via from below the earth crust dig hole to make some water flow out until its Kenya part reduced completely to be out cause the Negros are eye this part as it of leisure they place yacht and speed boat on it after all has been made like the innovation of E-engines which uses no power, so they feel good as also the Hindu left so they can get to another country if they commit crime as opposed to their country deep lakes with high security features of committing crimes.
They want cities in the E-African regions to have many people, as many banks and many cheque cashing centers as hotels and bureau de changes so they being built close to the lake to enable sweet escape as now they have known how to make submarines like with Tz choppers, they rob and not long b4 the city police alerted they jump into the lake or seas like with Malindi, Dar es salam, kilifi, mogadishu and mombasa to the submarines and get out at lonely places just the same with how they were fishing b4 Lake Victoria get in points were fenced shipping the fish to Europe and America markets via the underground fissures described in below following tumblr a/c
List of cities around E-African coastline and around lake Victoria basin
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&ei=NXmZXvGNBNuW8gKd77iAAg&q=+cities+around+lake+victoria+basin&oq=+cities+around+lake+victoria+basin&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzoECAAQR0oJCBcSBTEyLTk3SggIGBIEMTItM1DgnQFY4J0BYK-jAWgAcAJ4AIABxgGIAcYBkgEDMC4xmAEAoAEBqgEHZ3dzLXdpeg&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwix_OeNle_oAhVbi1wKHZ03DiAQ4dUDCAs&uact=5
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&ei=jXqZXsmmAdb9gAbpyq6oAg&q=coastal+cities+in+east+africa&oq=coastal+cities+in+east+africa&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzICCAAyBggAEBYQHjIGCAAQFhAeMggIABAWEAoQHjIGCAAQFhAeMgUIABDNAjIFCAAQzQI6BAgAEEdKDggXEgoxMS0yNzdnMjE2SgsIGBIHMTEtNGcxNVC5iQFY4dQBYPXWAWgAcAJ4AIABqwKIAcQnkgEEMi0yMpgBAKABAaoBB2d3cy13aXo&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwiJoemxlu_oAhXWPsAKHWmlCyUQ4dUDCAs&uact=5
Now their is 1 loophole left, they can steal water at night or in lonely compound and place them in trucks like in the link below and organize per houses as they want to stay afloat to buy the flat septic tanks to store the above water then u minimize ya house water intake by half as half they provide, to use the money gotten from many households of such deals to put like E-buses, vans, taxi on the road to reap huge profits to buy others to still put a swag that they are blessed. Its done in a half way mentioned above to remove all doubt that were are u getting ya money but to give another sense u have lowered ya water use. The kisii are eying on this to capitalize it to stay afloat like explained above. The link below shows how many tanks u can use as calculated by your monthly bill which show how many cubic/m2 u r using, if more they can even place many under ya house ceiling to meet the same
https://www.google.com/search?q=images+of+rectangular+gallon+water+storage+tank&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjA57rNl-_oAhXLARoKHfsaCE8Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=images+of+rectangular+gallon+water+storage+tank&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQA1CbhAJYzY0CYPmXAmgAcAB4AIAB7gGIAY0LkgEFMC40LjOYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZw&sclient=img&ei=03uZXoCyGcuDaPu1oPgE&bih=910&biw=1280&client=firefox-b-d
Like in the links below, the airplane gas nozzle sometimes fail even to ooze out gas after stop or in along journey leads to airplane fall even for household, so this below technology can be of big help big time where the nozzle made like the home water nozzle while a tip is place with many hole like the normal cooking gas nozzle but hard 1 4 planes to avoid the described above as airplane fall
https://www.pinterest.at/pin/623185667171084266/?d=t&mt=signup
https://www.google.com/search?q=digital+water+pegler+images&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwio-eq8me_oAhW0gM4BHVdsClsQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=digital+water+pegler+images&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQA1CepwJYuLECYLW4AmgAcAB4AIAB5AGIAYALkgEFMC40LjOYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZw&sclient=img&ei=yX2ZXujwGbSBur4P19ip2AU&bih=910&biw=1280&client=firefox-b-d#imgrc=Wmg9ptIs3FBosM
Water pegler or gas nozzle can be digital as blue-tooth enabled to be controlled from ya phone or the city water center to monitor an authorized utilization of same resource as with of airplane or as blue-tooth controlled padlocks in the link below
https://www.google.com/search?q=blue+tooth+enabled+jumia+kenya+padlocks&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjd4KHVmu_oAhXR4YUKHTRlDOcQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=blue+tooth+enabled+jumia+kenya+padlocks&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoCCAA6BAgAEEM6BQgAEIMBOgYIABAFEB46BggAEAoQGFC9tQtYmo0MYMGTDGgAcAB4AIABpAKIAdA-kgEHMC4xOC4yMZgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1n&sclient=img&ei=CX-ZXp24BdHDlwS0yrG4Dg&bih=910&biw=1280&client=firefox-b-d
When all goes well, they thought it will be all darkness to me, what i will do, is to take “wasichana wangu” the head to another nation the come back if the dust of shame has settled like Christ going to Egypt and coming after herod death- the death of rod/penis, root of David Rodeo
Buy Brazil weg alternator generator as show in the link below
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Buy SA elegen generators in the link beside  
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South Korea doosan generator link beside  
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Italy mecc alte alternator generator in the link beside
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Buy polystar Home appliances like double door fridges from Nigeria in the Link below
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Now we got it in Africa, Obina, Obina, Obina, dont buy sony, Lg or Panasonic stereos from oversees in ya supermarkets buy it from Nija as Nigeria, an young to-kendo anmawacho mano an kevin in the house now in the link below
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Made in Tanzania electric car in the link below
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbR_7IkF0DI
Few fish or cattle meet, if u partake not artificial daily like in the link below u risk getting to hell and most people came to ya brick, stone or block house to see if they are artificial or from quarry destroying the earth as u help in that and it will help in ya judgement in life after death. They r taking notes whether is u r mad or denied a right man love to love ya and give the same to criminals
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You of little faith, how kebi likes made it to either Europe or US using such avenues, standing to defecate and taking along with u military food that makes u not want to visit the toilet frequently or piss not
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Polystar same sorted after Sony or Lg stereo in Africa same quality in the link below and vending machine as well. Exchange rate 2 Nira equals1 khs and so forth so on same sorted after like the Panasonic also in the link below
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https://www.dmbase.com/index.php?dispatch=products.view&product_id=1656
https://newatlas.com/panasonic-extra-large-audio-system/28149/
Buy GNA Home appliances made in Ghana as shown in the link below
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Buy as well Papua new Guinea Home appliances in the link below
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Buy USA amana products in the link below
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Is it true that loving many women get u off the things of this life as i google like u dont want to drive a car solo as u want 1 to do it for u or makes ya to like walking not even commuting. Or just people wanting to be heard!!!!
Buy thermocool, okayama or bobo or optima Nigeria made generators in the link below
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https://www.emsgadgets.com/okayama-electric-generator/
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Artificially made building stones technology in the houses in the link below here in Kenya
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Buy Australia OX products like Fans or e-bikes in the link below
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Buy Nigeria made Century home appliances in the link below or Amaecom
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The pay in small amount method to buy gadgets should be incorporated in KENYA likewise to buy affordable gadgets to bridge the gap between the rich and the poor in-terms of ownership is concerned.
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The Submarine vessel below needs stored oxygen inside 4 the crew inside breathing but u aint free in breathing as u find difficulties in it, so comes up periodically in lonely places to facilitate the above as open a lid to allow much fresh air inside without the enemy noticing as they can fire or bomb it as capture it lest its armored of glass or metal. So the sand lifting truck technology like the pulled radio areal can be employed so it dont draw close to upper water creating security concerns but does it from like 20-30 meters below water as the extending system to get air from above the waters to the vessel is automated like in the link below
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXRYxAMg_sI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShJ2oYpuV0E
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/301670875036719062/
The shinny metal like radio are can harbor camera and a gun to monitor and shoot intruders respectively at the same time.
If they don’t listen up nothing we can do, they have played with us but just engage them in warfare as in the song below, no time 4 silly romantic illusions like instead of pro-acting and resolving the whole situation they resort to songs as if when they were above u, they never wanted to just sleep with u but now with ya u want to do the same, not having it in mind we have not yet seduced them, but they take it that way as they want that. Be prostitutes once and 4 all, stop games and dilly dallying. Now we got fresh mouth herb nyamawho which deterred many a white women and ya kid cant suffer as like has been subsidized with latest African innovation and buying methods of machines that makes life comfortable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPe09eE6Xio
Buy as well Nigeria made scanfrost home or kitchen appliances as described in the link below
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https://dinku.com.ng/p/polystar-mini-hifi-speaker-system-pv-xh2005_6032
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Buy Kenyan made kevitron home appliances in the links below
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Buy dishwashers online to eliminate ya from squatting or standing washing ya many dishes if u got much friends, once and 4 good in the link below
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No time 4 stupid romantic illusions  stupid and sick, death awaits ya, sitting in a time bomb just the way we have learnt ya dialect, no time 4 pity period. we will kill you if u don’t take heed, together with your sick kikuyu. am stopping ya business ways as described in my following tumblr a/c sirjustice50, your wicked ways, am trumping in the long-run, thought u knew much, even am sweeping china presence in the world. where r u with gimmicks which are old. Got to think twice. now sending folks to monitor my eating habit at my doorstep, u will not maneuver me unless u kill me. I want to revenge
Made in Nigeria drone, tractors, choppers, Trains and boats in the link below where yacht is plastic containers placed under floating slippers or dough then paraffin, pain or kerosene hurled instead of water or sewer water but cold as well, try any other chemical like thinker 4 products which dont come out as u use cold water or u can even try with plant juices like sugar cane, fruit or yorgurt
https://www.nairaland.com/5528000/nigerian-made-boats-lagos-government
https://olufamous.blogspot.com/2019/11/made-in-nigeria-trains-to-be-launched.html
https://www.owojelasblog.com/2016/07/nigeria-converts-aircrafts-to-drones.html
https://borgenproject.org/yudala-first-drone-deliver-nigeria/
http://www.aitonline.tv/post-nigeria__president_jonathan_unveils_first_indigenous_uav__drone_
Nigeria Defense industries 1st made drone
https://face2faceafrica.com/article/at-age-17-he-built-nigerias-first-locally-made-drone-and-on-a-mission-to-build-an-aircraft  
https://www.360nobs.com/2018/02/buhari-launches-nigerian-made-drone-kaduna/
https://www.google.com/search?q=nigeria+made+yacht+images&tbm=isch&source=univ&client=firefox-b-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiJuP3brvToAhVllFwKHV8eAxAQsAR6BAgKEAE&biw=1280&bih=910#imgrc=pEOYkPqYV6eQ7M
https://hackingafrica.com/development/6261/
https://www.legit.ng/879073-engineer-builds-100-nigerian-tractor-hopes-inspire-others-photos.html
Kebi rather stevo saidia maskini, help pita yaani kal pass by nyagu imemshinda kukula vyema na yeye si mchoyo, msaidiye wajamani na kebi pia hasaidiye chali wa brina, kuwa na respect tafadhali, help him chew/tafuna the maize to big and hard 4 him, he will be seen glutton as adrian delanu is helping sam kokudo down there.
Even kid toys can be made big into real machines if u do the above in the dark of hurling cold fluids or spit on them many people
Buy Nigeria nexus home appliances in the link below
https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-google-coop&q=nexus+home+appliances+from+which+country
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Buy Morgan Malaysia home made home appliances in the link below
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Buy vidhata alternator Generators from India at Affordable prices or AEPC oR CHINA mad hac106
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Many duck placed on dough the cold liquid like yogurt hurled makes jets and choppers while many like mad fish or tilapia under the same procedure above makes even electric trains and drones even the toy counterparts.
assembled houses  and e-bikes
https://www.alibaba.com/premium/Prefab+Houses.html?XPJAX=0&product_id=60715027393&tagId=60721243711&pcate=3113&cid=3113&src=cpm_fb&ver=76w_20190529&account=DPA&campaign_id=6114792212116&campaign=mc_pc_pclp&ad_set_id=6114792213716&ad_set=pc_mc_completenewpclp&source=fb&placement=Facebook_Desktop_Feed&ad=mc_pc_newpclp_frame&fbclid=IwAR0w2PrENszLRlq1ITebB2SM4GItpPtBRaXk5eSlsyUDhn5_XjONblxikVM  
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buy china alte generators  
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E-screw driver images in the link below and buy
https://www.jumia.co.ke/generic-electric-screwdriver-battery-operated-cordless-screwdriver-electric-drill-tools.-9613734.html
Click the link below to get a glimpse of Cameroon made buses
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Since u got cash, u promote open dubious things, u as well being monitored, anyway its a blessing in disguise. Russia dont do what u r doing, dont put money online then u bar access to other people while the people who have the software to withdraw r on ya neck or looking at you in awe like after a month of putting on like cloths or shoes that they are too old so u dont belong cause them they buy them in 1 week and it doesn’t cost a thing from online sources they withdraw it and buy. Usa do the same so kids and people leave their shoes 4 African market to sell much resorting to tricks above cause much a dubious ways are blocked. Burn ya shoes or clothing and stop used cloth business as it facilitates the above. We dont afford a sleep dude, no kidding, business dont move on out of this, they got voodoo if they look at u, your body comes small and if u persist wearing such, kinda, they, threaten ya like wanting to ambush ya next. Like in the link below, most hardworking people dont love new things, they mock ya and if u buy they follow u got money, which character is that. Folks dont overstep, its not done that way dude, mind ya business bro, it now calls 4 annihilation as siren gas, too much too bear if they dont relent
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kGvlESGvbs
All below are Nigerian made alternator or no fuel generator links
watt fueless generator
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Contact the suppliers of the alternator generators in the beside link
https://connect2india.com/Ac-Alternators-Generators-suppliers
Fuel-less gen images  
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Online shopping 4 otutu generator in the link below as well u can buy wind turbine or Alternator Generator from the links above and if u got a business premise or a landlord u save ya tenant of instant power surges that slows business and if they got a generator oil expensive to reduce profits as well with in bad weather solar dont work good to do the later by simply buying the above and connecting to every business or house main power supply and half what they pay 4 city bill u put it hurriedly in ya pocket. Save Big bro, pro-act dont fight fights dude
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Buy Ac generators from India in the link below
http://www.hoverexport.com/ac-alternator-and-synchronous-generator
Buy sweden made eco-tech alternator in the link below
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Buy Nigeria made fuel-less alternator Generators in the link below
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Meet Zimbabwe innovation in the link below as self made drone, E-cars, choppers and green generators
https://www.techzim.co.zw/2015/07/zimbabwean-inventor-showcases-his-own-drone-electric-car-and-green-generator/
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With the above tamarind and Euphorbia explained utility stay put in ya nation, if u dont then, u r dummy like Ben curson puts it in “Think Big book“ Do not take a flight out the hood cause u r rude or know not the above lest u r forced.
Click the link below 4 Lesotho made 1st car in the link below and Mozambique Matchedje motors as well
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Click the link below to get a glimpse of made in Nigeria medical equipment
https://authenticng.com/fg-innoson-partner-to-produce-nigeria-made-ventilators/
With Corona virus medication i aint asking 4 compensation, a friend just told me via texting me within Facebook,its not fake but grown Ginger grinned in blender then an injection done after mixing with distilled water, dont get me in a bind that am asking of the same so u wait of. A friend in Kansas called ULIO as Martinez Adrian
Buy Rusia made 1st smartphone yandex in the link below or Jamaica digicell smartphone
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Buy the simple casket below to save on cost as other spheres have learnt the same, so reduction on net sells thereby to stay afloat reduces the price as well to enjoy economies of scale still. In Kenya if converted its Khs 150000-50000 and in Nigeria u times the Kenyan digit by 2
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The steel casket in the link below provide suitable grounds 4 exhumation by the lazy, where 1 casket fetches the same price after burying many dead b4 never used again to locate 4 another 1 as people can see its old, meaning u just sit and exhumes and make profits in the city while others know not of that and u got the risk. Maybe the gimmick with USA and EU, so to reduce price 4 much people to buy, anyway we dont lose as we will exhume still and make profits, got to think twice dude. The songs below also guides ya directly of the above absurd way of making dirty money by the lazy or hooligans even Dignitaries which as well facilitate the killing of people with money or from posh neighborhood where many will collect funeral fund 4 the last respect.
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When African nations have learnt the same it should even half, the price, to discourage the above dubious ways which brings curse to the society, the people who exhume develops pimply or sometimes dull face. You take casket photo or broken parts place under plastic containers the spit saliva on it many in the dark and boom the casket u want of ya kind formed
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The caskets that don’t stick on ya mind should not be all that good but like the 1 written Marlboro in the link below as simple coffin. Africans stop much word, the simple caskets in the link below makes the day as it half price of the above
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Ride on Filipino 1st made domestically electric train and tri-cycle in the link below
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Get an Electric tooth brush in the link below to even help u more afford a white sparkling teeth where it rescues ya on the tired hand syndrome while brushing ya teeth not making ya brush good maybe out of hurry or being tired.
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Buy Nigeria Unique-tech fuel less generator in the link below
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The link below shows train made in Morocco
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Buy mini-sewing machine in the link below from Ta ta company
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Buy made in Greece Nova home appliances in the link below
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Yes,Hi! Prompt for radmond! Lord Boxman finding out about it and being actually accepting it? (And may/or may not threaten Rad) u dont if u dont want to!
(i have too much fun with this oml thank you)
Lord Boxman grumbled and griped to nobody, waiting impatiently for his newest creation to get to his office. He’d sent Raymond out on a solo mission, one that should’ve taken a marvelous machine like himself a half hour tops. Instead, the robot had been gone for almost two hours, and even though it went against the average villain’s evil protocol, Lord Boxman found himself feeling quite worried for his creation. After all, Raymond was basically the baby of his dysfunctional little family, so he was allowed to feel emotions besides anger, frustration, and pride towards him!
He perked up when the door to his office slid open, the soft sound of smooth metal gliding on metal oddly comforting to his ears. In true villain fashion, Lord Boxman made himself wait a few moments before he slowly spun his chair around. He even managed to get it to stop before it spun too far to the left this time, so the motion was actually intimidating for once! He had been preparing his best glare for this moment, and oh if looks could kill… Well, realistically if they could kill, he would just be stuck having to repair a busted robot, now wouldn’t he?
He didn’t speak, instead allowing the silence to stretch to the point that it became uncomfortable for the both of them. Raymond’s face was schooled into a cool, calm mask of indifference, but Lord Boxman knew him better than that. He let out a long sigh, suddenly feeling incredibly tired. His son had failed the mission, otherwise, he would’ve been bragging and patting himself on the back the moment he walked through the door. The overworked dad settled deeper into his chair and simply motioned for Raymond to speak.
“Coach Box Dad, I swear I can explain why I’m late!”, he began, an edge of panic working its way into his normally haughty voice. Lord Boxman merely raised an eyebrow, silently prompting him to continue. Raymond began pacing nervously, words spilling forth from his mouth like water from a spring. “I just… I couldn’t, Coach Box Dad! I couldn’t come home and… And make you even more disappointed in me than you already are!”, he said, his voice rising to a shout before it cracked. Lord Boxman was confused, to say the least. However, before he was able to interject, Raymond continued hastily, “And don’t say you aren’t! Because… Because I just know you are! I’ve failed you again, Coach Box Dad… And it isn’t just because I lost some fight with the Bodega Babies either…”
“Raymond, you need to pull yourself together.”, Lord Boxman demanded gruffly, somehow managing to keep his volume under control. He stood from his chair, walking over to his son quickly. Raymond’s eyes were trained on his shoes, and Lord Boxman was surprised to find out that the artificial lacrimal ducts he’d installed at the last minute were fully functional. He wasn’t sure of what to do now, Shannon and Darrel had never seemed to require much more than a pat on the head to keep them emotionally content. Raymond was so much more intricate, his mechanical heart seemed to swell and ache just as much as his own flesh and blood heart did.
“I cannot fight them any longer, Father…”, Raymond admitted softly. Oh, there went his poor flesh and blood heart! Father was a name he’d never been called, even Darrel stuck with Dad. Lord Boxman reacted automatically, without giving his next action any thought. He reached forward and pulled his youngest son into the best hug he could manage. It was probably horribly awkward, considering he had given maybe three hugs in his lifetime, and considering the height difference between the two of them. Despite that, Raymond acted as if this was the epitome of affection, the most important hug he would ever receive in his lifetime. And hell, maybe it was.
“Raymond, I will be /damned/ if I ever hear you talking about yourself that way again.”, Lord Boxman murmured, giving his robot baby one pat on the back before he pulled away from the hug. His face was an odd mixture of concerned and stern, that trademark dad face when they wanted to make a point and fix whatever was broken. “You are easily the most incredible machine I have ever created. You are far from disappointing, my boy. Quite the contrary, really. Your flair in battle has always impressed me, and your knack for puns! Why, what kind of father would I be if I wasn’t proud of your puns?”, he added, feeling a not so foreign surge of warmth in his chest at the slight smile that tugged at his son’s lips.
“I’m… I’m sorry Father… Clearly, it is insulting to the both of us should I decide to insult myself.”, Raymond joked, getting a bit of his normal energy back. He stood taller, a ghost of his confidence returning. Lord Boxman let out a short bark of laughter, nodding in agreement.
“Now tell me, my dear boy… What exactly has you so riled today? Might I assume it was whatever made you late, or would that be too presumptuous?”, he asked, taking a seat once more. The nervous look on Raymond’s face told him he’d really need to sit down for a bit anyway, and he took a deep breath to mentally prepare for whatever was to come.
“… I have… a boyfriend.”, Raymond finally stated dramatically. Lord Boxman had to pinch himself very roughly in order to hold back his hysterical laughter. Was this what his youngest had been so worried about? What sort of father would he be if the simple news that his son had found someone to be happy with were to upset him? Why, he was a villain, not a monster! “And… It’s Radicles! Oh my god I’m dating my nemesis and it’s all his fault because he was the one who just HAD to tango with me at prom and-”, Raymond began, his flustered rambling fading away as the shock set in for Lord Boxman.
When on earth did Raymond go to a prom? And since when was he into egotistical, over the top, stubborn- … Well, that one was self-explanatory actually. The stupefied dad eventually tuned back in, barely catching the end of Raymond’s rant about the blue alien who apparently was the worst hero since he stole his heart. Lord Boxman sagged against his chair heavily, feeling a vicious migraine begin to pound like someone was taking several tiny jackhammers and going at his poor, poor skull.
“Raymond, please tell me you’re happy with this… Hero.”, he said, hesitating before he spat the word out. A villain with a hero was practically unheard of in this day and age! Sure, things were a lot better now than they were, say, 50 years ago, but there was still a negative association with those kinds of relationships. Plenty of heroes assumed that the villain would try to corrupt their partner, and drag them down to their own level. Villains had similar convictions, merely in reverse. Many were disgusted at the idea of some hero trying to “purify” one of their own, and yank them up to their own level.
Lord Boxman was pulled from his thoughts by a long, content sigh. Raymond had a slightly dopey look on his face, a gentle flush covering his face. He didn’t need to say anything because Lord Boxman just knew. This was who his son was, and this was who made his son happy. He’d either have to accept that and allow Radicles into his family or reject him and possibly risk losing his youngest son. The choice was simple, at least it was simple to him. He pulled out the next batch of evil plans he had readied that involved the Bodega Babies, as Shannon and Darrel liked to call them. With a dramatic flourish, the plans were tossed into a lit fireplace.
The two watched them burn, a tension that they had never fully been aware of melting away as the fire crackled and popped. The tension was instead replaced with a comfortable silence, and after a few moments, Raymond took his leave. The door whooshed open and shut seconds later. Now left alone with his thoughts, Lord Boxman decided to work on one last “evil” plan. Well, at least the last evil one to involve any of the Bodega Babies. He sat down at his desk and pulled out a few blueprints, a sly grin spreading across his face slowly as he became absorbed in his work…
~This timeskip of seven hours is brought to you by Radicles in a grass skirt and a coconut bra~
Lord Boxman examined his nails with a noted lack of interest, waiting patiently for his plan to come to fruition. The disguise he wore wasn’t the most enjoyable to don, but it was the most practical. Just because his son was dating a hero didn’t mean his father still wasn’t widely feared and hated. He was a realist, not an optimist. The disguise did its job at least, even if it was itchy as all get out. None of the Bodega Babies had recognized him yet, although the small one did seem to be trailing after him… He dared to glance over his shoulder, glad to see that the kid had finally gone somewhere else.
This feeling was only temporary, however, since Lord Boxman took exactly half a step before he ran into the very subject he was looking for. He looked up at the blue alien, surprised by how calm he felt. A voice that was nothing like his own inquired about a product he knew they didn’t have out front, and he found himself being led into the back room so he could retrieve it. The second the door shut, however, he had Radicles pinned against the closest wall. Despite his short, squat stature, he was still stronger than the hero. After all, Radicles was merely level two, while he was level -10. It was simple math, really.
“Dude, what the heck is your damage?”, Radicles griped, trying to squirm out of his hold. His eyes widened when the disguise shifted, revealing Lord Boxman in all his evil glory. “You’re… Wearing a disguise to sneak into Mr. Gar’s store now? Dude, this is a new low, even for you.”, he taunted, smirking at the shorter man. Lord Boxman didn’t even grant that petty jab a response with proper words. He simply laughed lowly, the sound menacing as it echoed and bounced off the walls of the large room. “Alright, stop being such a creep and get on with… Whatever it is that you’re doing here!”, Radicles snapped, trying to cover up his growing fear with annoyance.
“Oh my dear, simple Radicles… You’ve no idea what’s going on?”, Lord Boxman asked, batting his eyelashes innocently. He dropped Radicles to the ground, ignoring his little sound of surprise as he began pacing. “I have recently come across some very interesting information… Information regarding you and my dearest, youngest son, Raymond…”, he continued, trailing off as he glanced down at Radicles. Now the fear couldn’t be hidden and was displayed openly across the alien’s face. “Ah, you know what I speak of, don’t you? Well, let me make one thing clear, my boy…”, Lord Boxman said. He leaned down, his smile horrifyingly wide and sickeningly sweet.
“If you ever hurt my son… Then you will see just how much I’ve been holding back, young Radicles. You fear Mr. Gar and the immense power he holds compared to you, yet you seem to forget my own level. While Mr. Gar is level 11 and I am only level -10, keep this fact in mind. His power is limited by his heroic oath, and his ultimate promise to use the power he has for good. Mine… Well, my villainous oath encourages using my power to injure, to maim, to scar both physically and psychologically…”, Lord Boxman explained, glaring down at Radicles a moment before he pulled him back up to his feet.
“Now, do me a favor, and never mention this to Raymond. He’d be quite embarrassed if he knew I made a special trip just to rough up his boyfriend.”, he said, taking a moment to dust Radicles off before he switched his disguise back on. He left promptly after that, leaving Radicles alone in his stupor. Eventually, a little grin crept across his face. He would definitely tell Raymond about this, and he would definitely enjoy how thoroughly embarrassed Lord Boxman would be when Raymond launched into theatrics over this. He could practically hear him now, crying about how his father cared so much about him to threaten bodily harm to his boyfriend.
“Wonder if this means I gotta get him something for his birthday now…”, Radicles mumbled, making his way back to the front of the store. What the heck was he supposed to buy for an evil dad anyway? … There was probably a website dedicated to villain dad mugs or something… Did Lord Boxman like coffee? Radicles went about his day fairly normally, although his phone search history now had weird stuff like “#1 worst dad shirt” and “gayest villain (besides my husband)”.
(yeah my brain thought of evil dad accessories and then evil gay dad accessories so whoops enjoy pls)
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manmodeactivate · 7 years
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Ultimate passing tips list for pre-t transguys (and some other tips too)
If you want to look like your average joe cis guy this list is for you, you dont have to try and look cis to be valid this is just for people that want to pass in public consistently. This is info I’ve gathered over the years and stuff I’ve learnt myself too so i thought i’d put them in one place. 
This stuff works for me, i pass all the time basically even if i am perceived as a younger guy that’s fine by me.
its pretty lengthy so the topics are facial hair, hair, jaw, voice, height, hips, packing, binding, swimming, working out, foods, body language, clothes and bathrooms.
•FACIAL HAIR: shave your peach fuzz coz guys don’t have peach fuzz or…
you can make it pass for male facial hair by growing it as much as you can as a moustache and shaving the rest. You could even leave a lil at the sideburns. Once you’ve done that grab a makeup powder a bit darker than your skin tone and lightly brush on the areas with hair to darken it and tada you have facial hair. You could dye it if you have some pretty good fuzz ive done that and it works a treat the video’s here. If you go for something darker than light brown you will have to wash your face a few times to get the skin stain off.
I’ve also heard coconut oil is good for facial hair growth. If you want to give that a try get a bit and slather it on wear you want the hair and massage it in for like 5 mins and leave it or sleep with it on. 
Coconut oil is a good moisturiser and can act as a shaving ‘cream’ and aftershave too. 
Also shaving to make hair grow thicker and darker is bs. When the hair starts growing back because its been cut not pluck the end of that hair follicle is flat not pointed making it appear darker and thicker.
You can ghost in the areas where facial hair would be with makeup too but it may look less natural. 
And keep eyebrows more natural just focus on the middle. You can darken them the same as your facial hair as men have darker, thicker eyebrows generally.  
•HAIR: going tight on the sides can make your head look more square therefore more masculine. 
 Also keep it messy, women generally have smooth, brushed through looking hair. Get some clay or wax or whatever works for your hair type and texture and rub it in your hands till there’s no clumps. Then work it into ALL of your hair, just go crazy. Also side parting rather than something closer to the middle for short hair looks more masculine and less i want to speak to the manager.
 Also square off that sideburny bit don’t keep it pointy. 
Body hair is good to keep too coz most guys have a crap ton of it (leg hair, armpit hair) 
•JAW: you can clench your jaw to make it more rigid and square (people keep adding not to do this for too long which is true but like common sense guys). 
Also chewing gum more often to make you jaw muscles stronger can improve your jawline.
Try out contouring if you want to (I understand if you don’t) 
•VOICE: I’ve seen some exercises online like humming as low as you can for 30 seconds a few times a day; stretching your neck; stretching your neck while humming; singing male parts in songs; speaking more slowly and controlled; speaking from your chest or abdomen. One or a combination or these might work for you just give them a try. 
•HEIGHT: there are short cis guys so don’t worry too much.
You can wear shoes with thick heels or wear inserts. I’m not sure about any other height tips as i don’t worry about my height.
•HIPS: if you have a lot of weight around your hips that isn’t bone wear mid or high rise jeans and put them over that area with a belt on so you can cinch down the fat a lil bit. This could be dangerous so don’t do it too often or too tight.
Losing some weight can help but when it comes to bone it ain’t moving.
Ty turner said boardshorts are good too because of the wide waistband so give that a try in the summer too.
•PACKING: honestly packing isn’t a passing thing most people don’t pay attention to it but you can if you want to.
A sock in your briefs or boxers is good enough but there are packers and stps (stand to pee devices) you can buy too.
Tight briefs, a harness or a diy harness is best for packing.
To make a diy harness use a waistband from some underwear and either put a hole in them for the shaft to go through or you can attach a o ring or something similar to the waistband which will last longer.
If you have just a packer like the mr limpy or pierre you can use pouches like the joey which ensure you dont lose your dick down your leg.
If you have a freetom i made a harness out of womens underwear and it works really well. Just chop a hole in the front a few inches below the waistband and tada!! 
To use an STP you just whip it out do a lil bit of a squat and put it underneath you, legs a bit spread so you dont squash the stp, point it mostly down and go. Depending on the stp this can vary and you may also have to control your flow.
I also did a review of 2 freetoms, pierre and the joey packing pouch that you can watch by clicking here. 
•BINDING: DO NOT USE ACE BANDAGES OR WRAP ANYTHING ALL THE WAY AROUND YOUR BODY. Its extremely dangerous and you could break ribs and puncture organs.
Only bind with binders from trusted brands. A few that are well known are gc2b, underworks and flavnts bareskin binder. Ive used the gc2b binder and i can definitely recommend it it is extremely comfortable and the material is great.
To avoid the moob when you put on your binder put your hand under the bottom and push them either to the side or down. If you have a smaller chest you could go up but just fiddle around till it looks the best you can get it (Yes some positions are healthier than others if it causes pain don’t do it that way obviously).
You can try kt tape but only use in small amounts. From over your nipple to your armpit with only a few pieces. This method can effect skin elasticity and cause irritation. Do not use more tape than what was just recommended as you don’t want to constrict yourself.
Also sports bras are good if you can’t buy a binder or it isn’t safe to. Wear one backwards or wear two (one forwards and one backwards) if wearing one normally doesn’t do the trick.
Layers and thick jumpers and jackets can hide your chest too.
Do not buy cheap ones on ebay.
Only bind up to 8 hours and try not to exceed that. If you have to bind for longer take regular breaks but 10 hours is the absolute max.
Don’t sleep in one either as you breath differently when you sleep and you need some time to breath if you wear it everyday.
Don’t buy one smaller than your size this can can serious problems. Your size will work very well and getting a smaller size doesn’t mean it will flatten you more. Most guys have pecs anyway so a lil bump is okay.
•SWIMMING: again boardshorts with a wide waistband are great but also rashies (bather material t-shirts basically) are good too. 
If you wear a sports bra (fowards or backwards. Probably don’t try wearing two as that would be constricting) or a bareskin binder you can wear an over sized rashie over the top to hide some curves (when it isnt clinging to your body) and also hide the binder or sports bra. 
A wetsuit with a rashie also works well. 
No one will question you wearing a rashie but if they do just say its to protect from uv rays. 
You can also try binding with kt tape/sports tape with a rashie. 
•WORKING OUT: strength/weight training your upper body can help make your shoulders look bigger and more masculine. Doing exercises regularly (a few times a week) for muscles like the triceps, biceps, chest and lats is a good start (i say a good start, you should also work out other body parts to ensure balance but the focus is on people just starting or people that dont do gym often and want a more masculine appearance).
Have lots of protein to help build muscle (exercise at the same time, just protein won’t do anything).
Also shedding some weight can help with curves as well as help get rid of a baby face.
Working out also boosts testosterone.
•FOODS: there are natural testosterone boosting and estrogen blocking foods you can try. These are some i found but there are others. They probably won’t do much but you can try them out if you want.
Some boosters are tuna, egg yolks, oysters, shellfish, garlic, coconut, beef and beans.
Some estrogen blockers are kale, cauliflower, broccoli, mushrooms, whole grains, pomegranates, grapes, olive oil, spinach, onions and citrus.
•BODY LANGUAGE: be confident. This is very important. 
Shoulders back, chest out. 
Walk with a slightly wider stance (coz most guys have some junk down there ya know so just imagine that or buy a packer to help with that) and also sitting down with your legs slightly apart (coz again junk down there). 
Try not to talk with your hands too much but if you do, do it less with your wrists and maybe more slowly and with your whole arm. 
Hands in pockets is also a masculine mannerism.
•CLOTHES: wear masculine (or androgynous) clothes that are a lil oversized. T-shirts that are wider in the torso and longer are best. Tops with a standard neck opening are better than wide neck openings too as it makes your neck look thicker. 
Rolling up sleeves is a good idea too coz if you have a big shirt the sleeves are going to look a bit funky. Sleeves that are fitted on your arms and show your mid upper arm give the illusion of bigger arms therefore more muscular arms. To tighten them and shorten them just roll them up a few times. This won’t look weird or suspicious either coz it’s a trend that’s happening anyway. 
Patterns, dark clothes and layers are good for hiding your chest and curves too. 
Muscle tank tops are good in general so wear them. 
In terms of accessories a watch is great and maybe a leather or wood bead bracelet or a plain ring. Keep it minimal. 
•BATHROOM: in and out just do what you’ve gotta do. Don’t look around and chat or whatever. 
Keep your head down if you’re worried you don’t pass enough. 
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30 Fun Little Ways Every Woman Can Beat The Winter Blahs
Even though certain states were experiencing very strange, tropical temperatures (for December, anyway), or seeing rain in lieu of their usual snow, it seems that Mother Nature has finally decided its actually winter and shes about to unleash its unpredictable mood swings on us again.
Unless you live on the West Coast or in the deep South, you know what this means: cold, snow, persnickety winds, icy roads and parkas and boots. Its fun for awhile, isnt it? I dont mind the winter if it stays in the 30s, but you know it never will.
Winter usually lasts waaaay longer than the wonderful fall or the soppy spring, regardless of what that groundhog has to say, so dont let it get the best of you. Stay sane and chill during the winter months with tips from a born n bred cold-weather girl. Seriously, I grew up in almost-Canada North Dakota and now reside in Minnesota. I know my shit. Have you ever been unable to go to school for three weeks because of a blizzard, ice storm and flood in succession?
1. Make a list of projects, and work on completing them. Nothing feels better than crossing something off a list! Maybe youve been meaning to clean your closets or deep-clean your fridge, or organize your books by color. Do it!
2. Color. I was skeptical of the adult coloring phenomenon but guess what? Its fun and helps you chill and calm your brain down.
3. Throw a party. A theme party! Dont get too crazy with your theme, though, because you know you have that lame friend who wont participate. We threw a hat party one year and it was a smashing success because all you had to do was wear a hat. Our friends showed up in some pretty creative and hilarious headwear. You could also go the cheesy route and throw an island-inspired party; pick up some cheap leis and coconut bras from Party City, make boozy punch and pretend youre in a warmer climate.
4. Learn how to cook something semi-complicated. I like to visit the thrift store, get a cookbook and teach myself something new during the winter. Then have your friends over for dinner!
5. If youre not into cooking, throw a brunch potluck one Sunday morning. I did this last winter and each friend brought something breakfast-y, from mimosas to pancakes on the griddle to breakfast hash in a Crock-Pot. It was super fun and the party lasted all day.
6. Spend a day on YouTube learning how to contour your face or change your own oil. You can find tutorials for pretty much anything you can dream on YouTube.
7. Work out! If its snowy outside and you dont want to drive to the gym, or if its too cold to run outside or take a walk, slip your old Tae-Bo DVD in and go to work. (Im kidding.) I like to do Blogilates videos, especially her POP series set to pop songs, or Ballet Beautiful, but there are tons of online workout series you can play around with until you find what works for you.
8. Read a book. Put your phone in a room far, far away and focus on reading pages, not Twitter. I suggest Fates and Furies by Lauren Groff; I read it in one day and immediately started it again.
9. Or dive into a great longread online. I just tore through this one about Anna Nicole Smith from NY Magazine 2011. Bless you, Internet.
10. Make a snow day makeout playlist, then invite your hookup du jour/BF/GF/whatever over to test it out.
11. Invite your friends over for an old-fashioned game night. I dont mean Catch Phrase + beer. I mean Monopoly. I mean Aggravation, or Royal Rummy, the kind of games you played for hours as kids.
12. Marathon Sex and the City or Say Yes to the Dress with your best girlfriends, a lot of fancy cheese, potato chips and bubbles.
13. Spend a few hours deep-cleaning your apartment.
14. Go out! I know its cold, and I know it sounds way less fun to layer up and venture outside than it does to stay in your warm, cozy bed, but if you dont go outside, youre gonna go nuts. Make plans for dinners, nights out and winter activities. Just bite the bullet and do some winter karaoke.
15. When its slightly above 30 degrees, go for a walk! Get out there and enjoy the chill and the way the snow glitters under the sun.
16. Have sex. A lot of it. Why not? Youve got time, and it warms you up!
17. Remember when you were a little kid and loved to make forts with pieces of the sofa or blankets and chairs? Channel that energy and do something similar in your bed with lots of blankets, snacks and Netflix. If youre gonna be cuddled up for an entire day, it should definitely be in the winter.
18. Rearrange or redecorate a room. When youre finished, the room will feel brand new. This is one of my favorite things to do when the seasons change; even something as small as new rugs and swapped-out artwork make a huge difference.
19. Turn on your favorite pop music really loud and have a little solo dance party in your living room. Sometimes you just have to shake it off. (Im sorry, I had to.)
20. Read a biography of a woman you admire, whether thats Marilyn Monroe or Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
21. Go out for a long, leisurely lunch with a friend and pop into any little shops that strike your fancy afterward. You dont have to buy anything, but being out and about with someone you love boosts your winter morale.
22. Buy a pair of cute snowboots. Youre gonna be wearing them, so they ought to be cute.
23. Make a snowman in your yard. Who cares if your neighbors stare? Theyre just jealous.
24. Stock your car with winter survival necessities, like blankets, an extra hat and mittens, a good scraper and antifreeze. If something happens, youll be glad you thought ahead.
25. Sneak into a few movies during a day at the theater so you dont have to go outside. (Or be a good person and pay for them, sure.)
26. GTFO out! Go stay with your uncle in Palm Springs or your aunt in Arizona. Pro tip: Set an alert for cheap tickets to the warm-weather locale of your choosing a few months before winter so you can snag the best deal for your getaway. I like to escape in February when it is cold as balls.
27. Do you live near a winter resort? Why not stay for a weekend with your significant other or a few friends? If you cant afford a warm getaway, doing a weekend at a cabin is a fun change of scenery. Its even better if they have a hot tub in the room!
28. Stay in and do all the girly beautifying stuff youve ever dreamed of: masks, bubble baths, hair masques, painting nails you name it.
29. Play the Ouija board on a dark and cold winter night.
30. Get a few bundles of sage and cleanse your dwelling of any bad vibes. Theyre bound to happen in the winter, I know.
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samanthasroberts · 6 years
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30 Fun Little Ways Every Woman Can Beat The Winter Blahs
Even though certain states were experiencing very strange, tropical temperatures (for December, anyway), or seeing rain in lieu of their usual snow, it seems that Mother Nature has finally decided its actually winter and shes about to unleash its unpredictable mood swings on us again.
Unless you live on the West Coast or in the deep South, you know what this means: cold, snow, persnickety winds, icy roads and parkas and boots. Its fun for awhile, isnt it? I dont mind the winter if it stays in the 30s, but you know it never will.
Winter usually lasts waaaay longer than the wonderful fall or the soppy spring, regardless of what that groundhog has to say, so dont let it get the best of you. Stay sane and chill during the winter months with tips from a born n bred cold-weather girl. Seriously, I grew up in almost-Canada North Dakota and now reside in Minnesota. I know my shit. Have you ever been unable to go to school for three weeks because of a blizzard, ice storm and flood in succession?
1. Make a list of projects, and work on completing them. Nothing feels better than crossing something off a list! Maybe youve been meaning to clean your closets or deep-clean your fridge, or organize your books by color. Do it!
2. Color. I was skeptical of the adult coloring phenomenon but guess what? Its fun and helps you chill and calm your brain down.
3. Throw a party. A theme party! Dont get too crazy with your theme, though, because you know you have that lame friend who wont participate. We threw a hat party one year and it was a smashing success because all you had to do was wear a hat. Our friends showed up in some pretty creative and hilarious headwear. You could also go the cheesy route and throw an island-inspired party; pick up some cheap leis and coconut bras from Party City, make boozy punch and pretend youre in a warmer climate.
4. Learn how to cook something semi-complicated. I like to visit the thrift store, get a cookbook and teach myself something new during the winter. Then have your friends over for dinner!
5. If youre not into cooking, throw a brunch potluck one Sunday morning. I did this last winter and each friend brought something breakfast-y, from mimosas to pancakes on the griddle to breakfast hash in a Crock-Pot. It was super fun and the party lasted all day.
6. Spend a day on YouTube learning how to contour your face or change your own oil. You can find tutorials for pretty much anything you can dream on YouTube.
7. Work out! If its snowy outside and you dont want to drive to the gym, or if its too cold to run outside or take a walk, slip your old Tae-Bo DVD in and go to work. (Im kidding.) I like to do Blogilates videos, especially her POP series set to pop songs, or Ballet Beautiful, but there are tons of online workout series you can play around with until you find what works for you.
8. Read a book. Put your phone in a room far, far away and focus on reading pages, not Twitter. I suggest Fates and Furies by Lauren Groff; I read it in one day and immediately started it again.
9. Or dive into a great longread online. I just tore through this one about Anna Nicole Smith from NY Magazine 2011. Bless you, Internet.
10. Make a snow day makeout playlist, then invite your hookup du jour/BF/GF/whatever over to test it out.
11. Invite your friends over for an old-fashioned game night. I dont mean Catch Phrase + beer. I mean Monopoly. I mean Aggravation, or Royal Rummy, the kind of games you played for hours as kids.
12. Marathon Sex and the City or Say Yes to the Dress with your best girlfriends, a lot of fancy cheese, potato chips and bubbles.
13. Spend a few hours deep-cleaning your apartment.
14. Go out! I know its cold, and I know it sounds way less fun to layer up and venture outside than it does to stay in your warm, cozy bed, but if you dont go outside, youre gonna go nuts. Make plans for dinners, nights out and winter activities. Just bite the bullet and do some winter karaoke.
15. When its slightly above 30 degrees, go for a walk! Get out there and enjoy the chill and the way the snow glitters under the sun.
16. Have sex. A lot of it. Why not? Youve got time, and it warms you up!
17. Remember when you were a little kid and loved to make forts with pieces of the sofa or blankets and chairs? Channel that energy and do something similar in your bed with lots of blankets, snacks and Netflix. If youre gonna be cuddled up for an entire day, it should definitely be in the winter.
18. Rearrange or redecorate a room. When youre finished, the room will feel brand new. This is one of my favorite things to do when the seasons change; even something as small as new rugs and swapped-out artwork make a huge difference.
19. Turn on your favorite pop music really loud and have a little solo dance party in your living room. Sometimes you just have to shake it off. (Im sorry, I had to.)
20. Read a biography of a woman you admire, whether thats Marilyn Monroe or Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
21. Go out for a long, leisurely lunch with a friend and pop into any little shops that strike your fancy afterward. You dont have to buy anything, but being out and about with someone you love boosts your winter morale.
22. Buy a pair of cute snowboots. Youre gonna be wearing them, so they ought to be cute.
23. Make a snowman in your yard. Who cares if your neighbors stare? Theyre just jealous.
24. Stock your car with winter survival necessities, like blankets, an extra hat and mittens, a good scraper and antifreeze. If something happens, youll be glad you thought ahead.
25. Sneak into a few movies during a day at the theater so you dont have to go outside. (Or be a good person and pay for them, sure.)
26. GTFO out! Go stay with your uncle in Palm Springs or your aunt in Arizona. Pro tip: Set an alert for cheap tickets to the warm-weather locale of your choosing a few months before winter so you can snag the best deal for your getaway. I like to escape in February when it is cold as balls.
27. Do you live near a winter resort? Why not stay for a weekend with your significant other or a few friends? If you cant afford a warm getaway, doing a weekend at a cabin is a fun change of scenery. Its even better if they have a hot tub in the room!
28. Stay in and do all the girly beautifying stuff youve ever dreamed of: masks, bubble baths, hair masques, painting nails you name it.
29. Play the Ouija board on a dark and cold winter night.
30. Get a few bundles of sage and cleanse your dwelling of any bad vibes. Theyre bound to happen in the winter, I know.
Source: http://allofbeer.com/2017/11/24/30-fun-little-ways-every-woman-can-beat-the-winter-blahs/
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allofbeercom · 6 years
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30 Fun Little Ways Every Woman Can Beat The Winter Blahs
Even though certain states were experiencing very strange, tropical temperatures (for December, anyway), or seeing rain in lieu of their usual snow, it seems that Mother Nature has finally decided its actually winter and shes about to unleash its unpredictable mood swings on us again.
Unless you live on the West Coast or in the deep South, you know what this means: cold, snow, persnickety winds, icy roads and parkas and boots. Its fun for awhile, isnt it? I dont mind the winter if it stays in the 30s, but you know it never will.
Winter usually lasts waaaay longer than the wonderful fall or the soppy spring, regardless of what that groundhog has to say, so dont let it get the best of you. Stay sane and chill during the winter months with tips from a born n bred cold-weather girl. Seriously, I grew up in almost-Canada North Dakota and now reside in Minnesota. I know my shit. Have you ever been unable to go to school for three weeks because of a blizzard, ice storm and flood in succession?
1. Make a list of projects, and work on completing them. Nothing feels better than crossing something off a list! Maybe youve been meaning to clean your closets or deep-clean your fridge, or organize your books by color. Do it!
2. Color. I was skeptical of the adult coloring phenomenon but guess what? Its fun and helps you chill and calm your brain down.
3. Throw a party. A theme party! Dont get too crazy with your theme, though, because you know you have that lame friend who wont participate. We threw a hat party one year and it was a smashing success because all you had to do was wear a hat. Our friends showed up in some pretty creative and hilarious headwear. You could also go the cheesy route and throw an island-inspired party; pick up some cheap leis and coconut bras from Party City, make boozy punch and pretend youre in a warmer climate.
4. Learn how to cook something semi-complicated. I like to visit the thrift store, get a cookbook and teach myself something new during the winter. Then have your friends over for dinner!
5. If youre not into cooking, throw a brunch potluck one Sunday morning. I did this last winter and each friend brought something breakfast-y, from mimosas to pancakes on the griddle to breakfast hash in a Crock-Pot. It was super fun and the party lasted all day.
6. Spend a day on YouTube learning how to contour your face or change your own oil. You can find tutorials for pretty much anything you can dream on YouTube.
7. Work out! If its snowy outside and you dont want to drive to the gym, or if its too cold to run outside or take a walk, slip your old Tae-Bo DVD in and go to work. (Im kidding.) I like to do Blogilates videos, especially her POP series set to pop songs, or Ballet Beautiful, but there are tons of online workout series you can play around with until you find what works for you.
8. Read a book. Put your phone in a room far, far away and focus on reading pages, not Twitter. I suggest Fates and Furies by Lauren Groff; I read it in one day and immediately started it again.
9. Or dive into a great longread online. I just tore through this one about Anna Nicole Smith from NY Magazine 2011. Bless you, Internet.
10. Make a snow day makeout playlist, then invite your hookup du jour/BF/GF/whatever over to test it out.
11. Invite your friends over for an old-fashioned game night. I dont mean Catch Phrase + beer. I mean Monopoly. I mean Aggravation, or Royal Rummy, the kind of games you played for hours as kids.
12. Marathon Sex and the City or Say Yes to the Dress with your best girlfriends, a lot of fancy cheese, potato chips and bubbles.
13. Spend a few hours deep-cleaning your apartment.
14. Go out! I know its cold, and I know it sounds way less fun to layer up and venture outside than it does to stay in your warm, cozy bed, but if you dont go outside, youre gonna go nuts. Make plans for dinners, nights out and winter activities. Just bite the bullet and do some winter karaoke.
15. When its slightly above 30 degrees, go for a walk! Get out there and enjoy the chill and the way the snow glitters under the sun.
16. Have sex. A lot of it. Why not? Youve got time, and it warms you up!
17. Remember when you were a little kid and loved to make forts with pieces of the sofa or blankets and chairs? Channel that energy and do something similar in your bed with lots of blankets, snacks and Netflix. If youre gonna be cuddled up for an entire day, it should definitely be in the winter.
18. Rearrange or redecorate a room. When youre finished, the room will feel brand new. This is one of my favorite things to do when the seasons change; even something as small as new rugs and swapped-out artwork make a huge difference.
19. Turn on your favorite pop music really loud and have a little solo dance party in your living room. Sometimes you just have to shake it off. (Im sorry, I had to.)
20. Read a biography of a woman you admire, whether thats Marilyn Monroe or Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
21. Go out for a long, leisurely lunch with a friend and pop into any little shops that strike your fancy afterward. You dont have to buy anything, but being out and about with someone you love boosts your winter morale.
22. Buy a pair of cute snowboots. Youre gonna be wearing them, so they ought to be cute.
23. Make a snowman in your yard. Who cares if your neighbors stare? Theyre just jealous.
24. Stock your car with winter survival necessities, like blankets, an extra hat and mittens, a good scraper and antifreeze. If something happens, youll be glad you thought ahead.
25. Sneak into a few movies during a day at the theater so you dont have to go outside. (Or be a good person and pay for them, sure.)
26. GTFO out! Go stay with your uncle in Palm Springs or your aunt in Arizona. Pro tip: Set an alert for cheap tickets to the warm-weather locale of your choosing a few months before winter so you can snag the best deal for your getaway. I like to escape in February when it is cold as balls.
27. Do you live near a winter resort? Why not stay for a weekend with your significant other or a few friends? If you cant afford a warm getaway, doing a weekend at a cabin is a fun change of scenery. Its even better if they have a hot tub in the room!
28. Stay in and do all the girly beautifying stuff youve ever dreamed of: masks, bubble baths, hair masques, painting nails you name it.
29. Play the Ouija board on a dark and cold winter night.
30. Get a few bundles of sage and cleanse your dwelling of any bad vibes. Theyre bound to happen in the winter, I know.
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robynshood · 7 years
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Story Time.
I lay on the bed, ass to the ceiling, on my phone. Only wearing a large flowy tee that barely covers my ass, no bra, no panties. Legs spread just enough for the a/c to blow and tickle my pussy. As I lay there slowly getting more and more aroused by the second, in walks bae, closing the door behind him (meaning it’s about to go down!). He crawls slowly onto the bed and on top of me. Kissing my neck ever so slowly, rolling up my shirt and leaving wet kisses down my spine. Working his way around my ass, then kissing my pussy ever so gently. Bae take off my shirt, grabs the coconut oil, and begins to massage me starting from my shoulders, to my back, my ass and then BINGO! my ready and waiting pussy. He starts to massage it slowly, passionately, making sure my clit is getting the attention it needs. Bae scoots down on the bed, continuing to massage my pussy, and begins to kiss and lick my pussy, gently flicking his tongue on the outskirts, then pushing his tongue deep down into my walls. Continuously arousing me, my pussy begins to get wetter and wetter, letting bae know it’s time to take action. He continues to serenaded my pussy with his tongue game, all the while taking off his pants and oiling his now thick, hard penis. Still face down in the sheets, not knowing he was about to switch it up, I began to feel another warm smooth body part slowly gliding up and down my pussy and by that time I knew it was what I’ve been waiting for. Bae teased my pussy, gently poking his hard warm penis in and out, only going deep enough to keep me wet. I couldn’t take it anymore so I said, “Just put it in me, damn!” as I moaned with lust. It didn’t take 3 seconds before he gently slid his whole penis in me, warm, wet, throbbing and bare. Oh, it felt so good. Slowly pulling and pushing, hitting just the right spots and angles to keep my moist and moaning. Bae began to slide faster in me, and faster, and faster, causing my moans to grow louder and louder until I shouted, “Oh shit!” Bae started a rhythm, going slow and gentle, then picked up the pace just enough to hear my ass clap against his hips. That’s always my favorite. He leaned slowly onto my back, head pressed against my ear, still maneuvering his penis in and out of me with the back and forth motions. As he picks up speed, I can hear him moan under his breath, “Aw yeah. Oh fuck!” I love it when he moans. He pulls out of me, only to turn me on my back and climb on top of me again. Right before he blesses me with more of his juicy penis, bae starts to suck and nibble on my titties, starting with the left and slowly working his way to the right. As he finishes up, he works his way down my stomach, along my thighs, and back into my pussy. Kissing and sucking all the right places. By that point, anything he did was going to get me to come. He picked his head up and came back up to my face, kissing me with my own pussy juice on his lips. He stopped for a second, looked me in the eyes, and told me he loved all while sliding his penis back into my pussy. I gasped not expecting his to continue like that and released a big sensuous moan of pure pleasure. YES!! It felt so good, so warm, so wet, and so right. He made love to me all night, from every which way he could think of, making sure I got my fix. As he kept going in and out of me, I felt myself coming. I whispered, “Dont stop, daddy!” And he surely didn’t. He began to go faster and faster, causing my legs to start trembling, even then he didn’t stop but only pressed harder. By the time he got to full thrust, I began to come, letting out a loud moan followed by “Oh my God! Oh, yes!”. My juices were all over the bed and his penis but he continued so he could get his. Just seconds away from coming, I took his penis from my pussy and began to give him the head that he deserved. I heard him moan louder and louder, saying “Oh baby, I’m coming. Oh fuck!” I took the penis in my hand and jacked him off until his warm cum came sliding down my hand. But I wasn’t finished with it just yet. I know that sucking a man’s penis after he comes is like sucking his soul out of him (in a good way though lol). So that what I did. I continued to suck and lick his now soft penis, as he tried to push me off him, but I was not giving up. I sucked and sucked, hearing nothing but stammering words and “Ah! Shit baby. Come on! Stop!” I didn’t stop until he seriously couldn’t take it anymore, leaving him breathless and motionless for a good 10 minutes. By that time, I had already used the bathroom and cleaned his and my cum stains off the bed. When he regained his strength, he grabbed my wrist, pulling me back on the bed. Wrapping his arms tight around me as we laid there, still ass naked, just breathing.
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