Padawan Reader
(The bad batch taking care of Y/n)
Y/n: omg, you're so tall you look like a giraffe.
Crosshair: thats why you built like a baked bean.
Y/n: A baked.. . A baked bean?!
*hits Corsshair in the stomach*
Y/n: Baked bean THAT!
Crosshair, whispering: I'm ready to execute order 66... Any fucking given moment.. .
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So, to get out of playing with my youngest lil, Appa (one of the dogs), will play dead. Every single time, my youngest will shout 'Momu (yes that is what he calls me), Appa died!" and then he claps his hands together loudly before he rubs them quickly, acting like he is giving the dog a shock....
Appa will open his eyes after the second shock and just lick my lil to death before he rolls over and walks away....
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Daella lives au:
A interaction betwen Daella and Baelon?
I Wonder if they became closer in the years after the twin's birth?
I feel like after losing Alyssa and Aemon and becoming estranged from Rhaenys and Jocelyn (thanks Jaehaerys), Baelon would lean on Daella (completely platonic)
“Daemon and Naerys? Daella what are you—”
Daella raises a finger and Baelon glowers. His little sisters strained and grated at his nerves in ways that Aemon and Alyssa never had. Not their own fault, the divide between them was starkly felt, they didn’t recall the early days and the lost pregnancies, the grief every time Mother fell pregnant and being convinced this would be it.
To them Alysanne was immortal.
“Aemma and Viserys were an act of desperation on our Father’s behalf, Mother is looking to Rhea Royce and the fear the poor girl has at the thought is palpable.” Daella says impatiently. “Naerys can tame Daemon unlike any other. It is a fine match.”
Baelon looks around helplessly. “They’re children.”
Daella sighs. “Baelon we were children. Alyssa was already sworn to you, I was a moment away from the Stranger’s grasp. At least Naerys won’t tolerate the things Mother tolerates, at least she can flee if your son turns out to be Maegor.”
Baelon snarls. “He will not be Maegor! I won’t allow it!”
“Then pay attention to him!” Daella cries. “Numb and dull in your grief and the boy had been let lose, no duty can convince him has allow those chains upon him again unless it’s marriage to his desired bride.”
Ballon purses his lips. “I’ll consider it, but I’m not happy, Daella.”
“You never are, Baelon.”
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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have
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reasons to get top surgery:
boobs 😡😭😔🥲😮💨
reasons why not to get top surgery:
boobs 🤭😋😄🥰😍
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this was supposed to come out on my bday (mar 29) but i got lazy whoopsie
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Thinking about how Diavolo’s feelings transcend time and how in the Nightbringer UR+ card Demon Lord’s Castle Tour this conversation happens.
When asked, “Do you wish to see your father?”
Diavolo responds:
“I suppose I do . . .” isn’t the typical reaction to how a child would feel about wanting to see their parent. Especially when said parent has essentially been in a coma for a year.
Along with how Diavolo describe his father.
It makes more sense why when you learn in Lesson 56 how Diavolo was treated by him growing up.
Diavolo can tell when others are lying but is unable to understand his father’s intentions.
Diavolo mentions that he lived a very sheltered life growing up. That from a young age his father never allowed him a chance to talk to anyone outside the castle.
His childhood friend was Mephistopheles. A demon literally RAISED to be his friend. Putting a barrier between the two because Mephistopheles would put Diavolo on a pedestal.
The isolating childhood he experienced riddled with his strict father constantly scolding him.
Despite everything MC is so important to him he wants to see his father again so we can meet.
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