The Waynes from my ‘cigarette mom! Thomas au’, everyone!!!
“Jeezeus fuckin’ Christ, Martha, look at this hippie jeepie bull-shit. Whole city’s going to hell. “
“Do you think there’ll be more wine at the party?”
“Dad, can I take a cookie from Mayor Mitchel?”
“Hell no.“
“AL!”
“Nope.”
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since they’re bringing back beep the meep for the 60th, i think they should also bring in other obscure eu characters. it could be really cool and refreshing to see them acknowledge a piece of the franchise that is so rarely mentioned. like, idk, i think this one guy could really fit in with the nuwho vibe, but idk if anyone’s heard of him his name is fitz kr
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Oh god I just realized nobody but me knows the pry/ncess has a British accent
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heroines in gothic romances are praised for languishing in bed all day but when i do it i'm "lazy" and a "leech on society." make up your mind
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Alan Wake (whose face and voice we find on Thomas Zane and Casper Darling, respectively) ends up in an antagonistic relationship with Alex Casey (whose face and voice we find on Sam Lake and Zachariah Trench, respectively).
Casper Darling and Zachariah Trench? By the end, their relationship was antagonistic.
The Casey-Trench voice was once a guide-friend for Wake-Darling.
And then, they were fighting.
One was suspicious of the other, thinking he was lying, hiding something.
While the other was unaware of the darkness that was growing and consuming the former's mind, his ignorance letting it fester. Feeding it, even.
The original faces, Thomas Zane and Sam Lake? In this latest iteration they've spoken with their own voices while in the Dark Place, only in the presence of a camera.
Alan Wake and Zachariah Trench? In the end, while in a nightmare dimension, both get shot by a woman who both of these men meddled in their lives, threatening the well being of their loved one.
At least one had a hand in his fate, willing it, accepting it. The other? He was fully gone, his will overtaken by the nightmare.
A version of Alex Casey did say it after all. He and writer, they were the same.
And finally, the real Sam Lake? By happenstance he offered his face for a collaborative project, and became a symbol. Even if he tried to fight it, tried to replace it, he had to concede. The story demanded it, as if writing it wasn't enough, the narrative claimed his visage.
There's no need to make overt mentions or put the image of the Ouroboros in posters. The serpent is interwoven in the fabric of the narrative itself.
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Y’all through the weirdest combination of circumstances imaginable I’ve just had dinner with a woman from York and we got all the way to dessert before she said that she specifically lives in Doncaster
And like an IDIOT i went “oh I know doncaster!”
(; ̄ェ ̄)
Then of course I have to tell her WHY I know doncaster. And I couldn’t think of a lie fast enough so I admitted to being a 1D fan. Mortified.
Anyway lmao she said “he came from the posh side of town didn’t he?” Louis u’ve been called OUT by this Doncasterian
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jamie campbell bower reads Dracula
found an Instagram video where Jamie Campbell Bower reads a chapter from Bram Stoker's Dracula. his London accent is already Really Fucking Soothing--but then he gives Dracula his own accent* that's somewhere between Italian & Romanian, just...gosh.
I know he's played a vampire in Twilight. but can you IMAGINE him playing a charming, murderous, gorgeous vampire who's strutting around in button-ups with the top open (he's done this IRL) & wearing sunglasses just for kicks & fuck I need this--
I mean, I still wanna see his version of today's Jace (who's suspiciously only a year or so younger than JCB in canon...hmm) with long hair & a bit of mature darkness & scruff & bring back that fucking earring pls--
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Consider: a Bad Batch Christmas Special, but it's just Omega saying the boys' names in her kiwi accent for an hour
(HunTAH, Wreekah, Eekoh, Tiek, Crus-heiyah, Rix)
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